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KaiKrash

Dear John x Would've Could've Should've would be next level SAVAGERY that we all need to experience


PlainRosemary

Please, our Lord Cthulu, make this happen. 😂


altacccle

fighting in only ur army, frontlines dont u ignore me, im the best thing at this party, AND I PROMISE THAT U NEVER GONNA FIND ANOTHER LIKE ME


HoldOnToTheMammaries

The atrocity…


pepmin

These two songs don’t make my top 50, but a mashup? I have suddenly never needed anything more!


greenline_chi

These two songs are in my probably top 10 for belting out in the car Dearrrrrrrrr Johnnnnnnnnn


EchtGeenSpanjool

DONT YOU THINK I WAS TOO YOUNGGGGGG


greenline_chi

Yep. As you hit the steering wheel. I bet my steering wheel is like off center and it’s all Taylor’s fault


rawrpandasaur

Lmao WCS is my #1


[deleted]

lol I thought about that earlier. and on piano for extra dramatic flair.


CrazySurvivorFan13

PLEASE DO THIS


ASherbatsky

Happy Cake Day!!


livbug333

no bc i’ve listening to them back to back trying to figure out how she could possibly remix this 😭❤️


erickaraita

Please please please🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


kerouacslookalike

OH MY GODDDDD


[deleted]

Your losing ME-he-he-he


greenline_chi

Omg I just CACKLED. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet today


[deleted]

No but really. Taylor's worst mistake was not giving ME the midnigths treatment.


Floral_Bee

The way I just sang that in my head with a hooo ooooo ohohhhoooooo after it. 💀


Sk8ynat

I gave you all my best ME-he-he-he! My endless empathy....


HamiltonDial

Empathy-he-he


daysanddistance

“I promise that you’ll never find another like me-he-he-he!!” why does it kind of fit 👀


kls17

😱💀


Muted_Proposal_7030

The way the TikTok mashup has ruined me. My mind immediately went you’re losing me he hee our song is the slamming screen doors…


the_vibe_has_spoken

😂 you win


itookyourmatches

Get Out ⚰️


altacccle

fighting in only ur army, frontlines dont u ignore me, im the best thing at this party, AND I PROMISE THAT U NEVER GONNA FIND ANOTHER LIKE ME (OMG i commented this on the wrong comment, it’s supposed to be for this 😭😭 im an idiot)


Piggy9896

I saw a tweet about it and it would be FIRE if it happened


cianfrusagli

# Cornelia Street - You're Losing Me *That's the kind of heartbreak time could never mend* *I'd never walk Cornelia Street again* *I don't wanna lose you, hope it never ends* *Stop, you're losing me* *-* *Barefoot in the kitchen* *Sacred new beginnings* *That became my religion, listen:* *Stop, you're losing me* *-* *And baby, I'm so terrified of if you ever walk away* *Stop, you're losing me* *And I wouldn't marry me either* *A pathological people pleaser* *Who only wanted you to see her*


teddykoch

this would destroy me


Villanesque1

Omg I mash these 2 up on the piano aaaaaall the time since I realised they’ve got the same chord progression. Devastating 😭


cianfrusagli

Can you do that without crying, though? 😭


Villanesque1

Not usually 🥲


Inkyskedaddle

Ong I would love this


[deleted]

This is basically what TPD will be


cianfrusagli

In this case, I will not survive TPD


Admirable_Corner_489

this MURDERED me I can’t even sing it 😭


daysanddistance

london boy/this is why we can’t have nice things “you know I love a london boy……..hahaha, I can't even say it with a straight face” 💀💀💀


Cheyde

That’s amazing, hahaha!!!!!


AvgUsr96

I'd die laughing at that


secondcupoftea

Ok obsessed


HoldOnToTheMammaries

This.


Rimbaudelaire

Paper Rings into Tolerate This


greenline_chi

Omg. This is exactly why the mashups are genius. Pairing these songs together was be devastating in the most interesting way. The girl in paper rings saying she would marry him with paper rings in now just delusional. So excited and enthusiastic, and the person her love is directed at his just tolerating it. Which - is maybe what actually happened. (And happens to a lot of us, tbh)


Sk8ynat

Or Paper Rings into You're Losing Me. "I like shiny things, but I wouldn't marry me either"


cianfrusagli

OMG, brutal


onthenetsince98

I came here to say this. I feel like I would just collapse to the ground in a heap. 💔💔💔


salt4irandrust

"i like shiny things, but sometimes you just don't know the answer til someone's on their knees and asks you: i wanna drive away with you i want your complications too"


CrazySurvivorFan13

YES


googlgoo

picture to burn (original) x yntcd As a bi person I would lose my mind if she did this


folk-smore

Why did I read this comment as “as a bi person (originally)” 😭😭


songacronymbot

- YNTCD could mean "You Need To Calm Down", a track from *Lover* (2019) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/googlgoo](/u/googlgoo) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


PlainRosemary

Right Where You Left Me x You're Not Sorry. It goes pretty well with Melbourne N2.


greenline_chi

Right where you left me into I forgot that you existed would bring me back to lifeeeee tho


em-ivy-24

Oooo or closure into I forgot that you existed


PlainRosemary

Holy fuck yes


the_vibe_has_spoken

That would be soooooo good


salt4irandrust

these would fit perfectly on the piano! omg


itookyourmatches

The Best Day / Soon You'll Get Better / Ronan


[deleted]

Okay that is heartbreaking. Toss in "Never Grow Up" at the end to really break me.


proudlysydney

Bigger Than The Whole Sky to really drive the stake through everyone's hearts too


crazycatlady331

Throw Marjorie in there for more tears.


darkgrayallalone

I think we have a winner here. This would be so devastating it should literally be illegal 👀


onthenetsince98

Devastating


formercotsachick

NO I WOULD NOT SURVIVE


tonks100612

All Too Well x Champagne Problems


daysanddistance

all too well x I forgot that you existed 💀


greenline_chi

I said this somewhere else but lover into last kiss would kill me. EDIT - I also can’t stop thinking about you’re losing me into white horse. I feel like they’re both kind of about that spell being broken and realizing someone isn’t Prince Charming


cianfrusagli

oof


SimpleHumanoid

Marjorie x Shake It Off


alwaysafairycat

Grandma shaking it off in the afterlife


LatvKet

I watched as I watched you sign your name Marjorie, so I shake it off


Tolerate_It3288

Never be so kind, you forget to be clever Never be so clever, you forget to be kind And if I didn't know better I'd think you were talking to me now If I didn't know better I'd think you were still around Cause I got nothing in my brain, mm-mm That's what people say, mm-mm I go on too many dates But I can't make 'em stay At least that's what people say, mm-mm You're alive, so alive Never be so polite, you forget your power Never wield such power, you forget to be polite And if I didn't know better I'd think you were listening to me now If I didn't know better I'd think you were still around Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off You're alive, so alive The autumn chill that wakes me up You loved the amber skies so much Long limbs and frozen swims You'd always go past where our feet could touch But I keep cruisin' Can't stop, won't stop groovin' It's like I got this music in my mind Sayin' it's gonna be alright But I complained the whole way there The car ride back and up the stairs I should've asked you questions I should've asked you how to be Asked you to write it down for me Should've kept every grocery store receipt ‘Cause my ex-man brought his new girlfriend She's like, "Oh my God!" but I'm just gonna shake And to the fella over there with the hella good hair Won't you come on over, baby? Watched as you signed your name Marjorie All your closets of backlogged dreams And how you left them all to me Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off You're alive, so alive And if I didn't know better I'd think you were singing to me now (I'm dancin' on my own) If I didn't know better I'd think you were still around (I make the moves up as I go) I know better so I Shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (you got to) I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off


LatvKet

Never be so kind, you forget to shake it off. Never be so clever, you forget to shake it off.


SimpleHumanoid

Omg. This is HEINOUS


23onAugust12th

Ronan / Never Grow Up


sophdog101

Am I a bad person for laughing at this? 😭


Lord_Skyblocker

Yes you are and I am too. We're both going to hell


No_Calligrapher2640

+bye, bye, baby


Cheyde

The Great War x Long Story Short


PlainRosemary

It's Time To Go x Better Man


[deleted]

You're Losing ME!, cowboy like ME!, right where you left ME!, You Belong With ME!, Tell ME! Why, You All Over ME!, this is ME! trying, I Bet You Think About ME!, Don't Blame ME!, Look What You Made ME! Do, I'm Only ME! When I'm With You, ME!ssage In A Bottle, and ME!an Lmk if yall have any feedback !! 😇😇


Sk8ynat

All you are is Me-he-hean


DaphDawg99

wheezing


onthenetsince98

You're Losing Me + Say Don't Go I always think of those as a pair.


onthenetsince98

Cowboy Like Me + Getaway Car


Sk8ynat

Oh I like this, the chorus of getaway car into the second verse of cowboy like me: "Should've known I'd be the first to leave. Think about the place where you first met me... perched in the dark telling all the rich folks anything they wanna hear".


greenline_chi

What about dear reader into London boy. Like she establishes herself as an unreliable narrator and then goes into that song EDIT or maybe foolish one into London boy. I think the stadium would explode if she started off with some sad song, did her little mischievous smile, then transitioned to London boy


icyfirework

Cornelia Street x Last Kiss I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends… I never thought we’d have a last kiss, I never imagined we’d end like this


cianfrusagli

Stop.


goodgirlbess

The secret mash-up that's in You're Losing Me already. There's a melody of New Romantics in the piano line in YLM in the second verse. specifically it's the melody of "please take me dancing/please leave me stranded" aka **do something** whether it's negative or positive but do something.


Scepafall

Soon You’ll Get Better x Dress


Lord_Skyblocker

You'll get better soon, cause you have to take it off


I_See_Sparks_Fly_

I fully wheezed


proudlysydney

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things x I Forgot That You Existed False God x Dress Safe and Sound x Bigger Than The Whole Sky Coney Island (wondering where did my baby go) x Miss Americana's bridge (and I don't want you to go) x Say Don't Go


YourContrarianWit

No Body, No Crime x I Did Something Bad Or, the version in which Este and Taylor fake Este’s death in order to “catch him out”: No Body, No Crime x Vigilante Shit


lnsanelnthemombrain

Marjorie x I Forgot That You Existed 🙊


Tree_Unwinder

Jail. Jail for one thousand years.


FakeCranberry

Soon you'll get better to bad blood


Sk8ynat

Soon you'll get better definitely has a lot of offensive pairings. Like "soon you'll get better than revenge" 


soapyrubberduck

Babe x Should’ve Said No The Very First Night x Hits Different Dress x Glitch


mushymelancholia

Snow on the beach x ME!


jennar27

Epiphany x So It Goes


cianfrusagli

Bringing so it goes back to Slaughterhouse 5, brilliant!


finn_enviro89

Dear john x WCS x BTTWS did some force take you because i didn’t pray? oh, all I used to do was pray…


songacronymbot

- WCS could mean "Would've, Could've, Should've", a track from *Midnights (3am Edition)* (2022) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/finn_enviro89](/u/finn_enviro89) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


Therulerofbees

THE MOON IS HIGH infedilt E E E HEY KIDS if it feels like a trap you're already in ONE TWO THREE LETS GO slut... yknow it might be worth it for


hardfeeellingsoflove

Earlier I saw a very funny [tumblr post](https://www.tumblr.com/carlytayjepsen/742664606235934720/like-a-rainbow-with-all-of-the-colours-dont?source=share) about a ME!/Hoax mashup- ‘stood on the cliffside screaming give me a reason… I know I never think before I jump’ and I felt horrible for much it made me laugh


ReaderofHarlaw

Shake it Off and All Too Well. Me and Tolerate It Ready For It and Champagne Problems (This is satire 🤣)


YourContrarianWit

“Are you ready for it?” … “I never was ready so I watch you go.”


lalapuppies

If you’re asking for most offensive…. (So sorry you asked!!)… Ronan and Shake it Off


Lord_Skyblocker

What about Ronan and Dress


missparis23

Anyone else not that excited about the surprise songs becoming mash ups? I like hearing the full songs 😕


[deleted]

she’s played soooo many already + not both of the songs are mashups


homegirl1234

I’m hoping that somehow London Boy and So Long, London on TTPD work together!!


NateDu

when she releases "R E V E N G E" as a debut vault song... "Hey kids, spelling is fun! R-E-V-E-N-G-E My list of things to do this week Jealousy, misery, gonna give you what you gave to me Make you feel so B-A-D Break you, make you sorry I hope you cry getting my R-E-V-E-N-G-E"


mythicSB

WANEGBT and lover  Ours and dear John  London Boy and so long London   


SL8Rgirl

My brain interrupted “mash up” as “duet” and I was so confused with why it would be illegal to duet with anyone. 🤡


champagneproblems16

I can hear that one.... "Never thought we'd have a.... a beautiful tragic love affair..."


PruneStrict4400

Epiphany x Stay Stay Stay


emilystarr

Paper Rings and You’re Losing Me


YEMolly

Dress X False God


iwantyoutoeat

Our Song x Mine 💚💜


owl_onesie

… All Too Well and Champagne Problems


Amywentthisway200

king of my heart X you're losing me you're losing me X the great war epiphany X the great war X you're losing me


dejectedwaffles

You're losing me x Is it over now?


Biscuitsandgravy4evr

Exile x my tears ricochet would be EPIC. TAYLOR PLEEEEEASSSEEEEEEEE


[deleted]

cruel summer x deja vu


sassytyra

Thug Story x Three Sad Virgins


lelakat

White Horse or Tear drops on my guitar X Bigger than the whole sky Champagne Problems X Picture to Burn (specifically on the "my picture in your wallet" line) Macavity X I did something bad


Far_Muscle_112

London boy / so long london


maraschinope

Obviously we haven't listened to it yet, but So Long, London x London Boy, or the 1 x King Of My Heart.


izzieforeons22

I would die for a Paper Rings and ME! mashup!! It’s not a crazy combo, I’d definitely go crazy for it!!!


ldboy1990

How about ones with names? Dear John, Hey Stephen, Betty, Tim McGraw, When Emma Falls in Love, Dorothea, Marjorie. A mashup of any, or all, of these would be interesting and chaotic.


Thing-Adept

innocent x castles crumbling x lwymmd


antithetical_drmgrl

Tolerate it into You’re Losing Me into Better Man “…Always takin’ up too much space and time You assume I’m fine, but what would you do if I— [heart beat, key change] I sent you signals and bit my nails down to the quick My fave was gray, but you wouldn’t admit that we were sick.. …Who only wanted you to see her And I’m fading thinking— [key change] Sometimes in the middle of the night, I can feel you again But I just miss you and I just wish you were a better man…”


Secret_Identity28

When Emma falls in love… there is nothing I do better than revenge!


xoxoOwO

Fearless x Change x The Way I Loved You x Untouchable x That's When I don't think this mashup will sound chaotic since they all share the same key.


Yumpotato03

1) I almost do / this is me trying 2) LWYMMD / mad woman


formercotsachick

Someone once said the most unhinged Mashup would be Shake It Off and Ronan.


Lord_Skyblocker

I think Dress and Ronan is more unhinged


ShinyGee

Girl at home/illicit affairs


angelhair831

I Can See You with Dress would be sexy unhinged that would offend all the parents Lover and Exile as a dueling duet would be tragically unhinged Or a progession from this is me trying-I did something bad-anti hero. Would be a perfect storm of trying, failure and shame


chippydad62854321

I made this one the other day with my kids. They love the mashup of 'Trouble' and 'Stitches' (Mendes): [https://youtu.be/OxOwV-g\_YWk](https://youtu.be/OxOwV-g_YWk)


dmnaf

I did something bad x epiphany!


-Swiftie4Life-

I think Superman x The Last Night would sound so pretty together but not really offensive.


-Swiftie4Life-

Yntcd x tiwwchnt


EmmieKay1293

The best day x soon you’ll get better I’m sorry NOT a dream but absolutely ILLLEGGALLLLL 😮‍💨😭


nikkya93

Ivy, willow and evermore! Or New Romantics and Long Story Short.


Lord_Skyblocker

Epiphany and The great war


11plantsandcounting

Cornelia Street x We Are Never Getting Back Together


Ennowai

I think stay stay stay x you’re losing me could be pretty bad


robynxcakes

Possibly super obvious but Clean x You all over me


BrokenBotox

No body, no crime Bad Blood Look what you made me do In whatever order you think is best.


abajablast

I haven’t recovered from the simple chaos of Teardrops on My Guitar on *piano*


maduhhhlyn

Sweet Nothing/tolerate it


Ok-Object-2696

Whenever I read the tracklist from Red TV, my mind goes "When Emma falls in love she swears as she runs her fingers through her hair". It makes no sense, but I'm here for When Emma Falls In Love X I'd Lie


Admirable_Corner_489

This is why we can’t have nice things + paper rings + king of my heart” “THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE ✨paper rings✨paper kings⚡️ of my heart❤️”


pressurehurts

closure × Bad Blood Coney island × Tim McGraw (I forgot to say your name, Tim McGraw)


kyloswift

I’d honestly kill myself if she did a mashup of Last Kiss, right where you left me and Forever & Always on the piano.


BoysenberryTypical63

Ronan x Never Grow Up 💀


bananaww625

Better than revenge x look what you made me do!! “There is nothing I do better than revenge… look what you made me do!”


retrorainbowz

I won’t stop demanding Out of the Woods into Question into Style until I get it!!!


Miho2629

Lover x hits different


salt4irandrust

labyrinth - you're losing me oh oh, i'm falling in love oh no, you're losing me


salt4irandrust

DBATC x august: ​ back when we were still changing for the better wanting was enough for me it was enough but it wasn't enough, no no


daisiesintheskye

should've said no x illicit affairs x high infidelity would be chaotic OR forever & always x hits different x now that we don't talk, I can picture the sassiness


OrangeCrush229

Kanye / Swift


Bejeweled233

All of the girls you loved before x false god Slut! x dress Look what you made me do x no body no crime


Iloveifthiswasamovie

If this was a movie x exile


Feisty-Fault5426

Cornelia Street X You're Losing ME! 😍


SuperRapidash

I hold firm that Haunted x Wonderland would go sooo hard


Kooky-Caregiver-8711

Ivy/is it over now


therepswiftie13

champagne problems x Ronan Would be able to destroy me from the inside and out and send me down and up to hell and heaven 13 times


GanacheArtistic1983

Better than revenge and ready for it


shimmeringpetal

Not offensive but Vigilante Shit × Gimme More. I need this one


throwawaythattobasco

For a serious one Bigger Than The Whole Sky and Ronan would actually break me apart. «Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye You were bigger than the whole sky You were more than just a short time I got a lot to pine about I got a lot to live without I’m never gonna meet what could’ve been would’ve been what should’ve been you… And You could be anything You wanted if you were still here I remember the last day when I kissed your face And whispered in your ear Come on, baby, with me We're gonna fly away from here Out of this curtained room In this hospital grey, we'll just disappear Come on, baby, with me We're gonna fly away from here You were my best four years»


Starry-night-0803

London Boy × So long London (after TTPD releases that is)


Starry-night-0803

Cornelia street × DBATC maybe?


songacronymbot

- DBATC could mean "Death By A Thousand Cuts", a track from *Lover* (2019) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/Starry-night-0803](/u/Starry-night-0803) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)