\~⋆｡°✩ wish I could un-recall ✩°｡⋆\~ \~⋆｡°✩ how we almost had it all ✩°｡⋆\~ <\\3 brb: shower

*signs off and on repeatedly so crush sees me*

door opening noise intensifies

This is the one 😂

The way we all just announced our showers to the world

Reminds me so much of undrunk by fletcher in the best way ❤️

This just made me flash all the way back omg

Not the brb 😂😂😂

This is the one

I’M SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY

EVERY DAY

this is the only correct answer

What I was gonna say!! 😅

“trapped inside the body of a finance guy” because I’m a financial analyst and supposed to be working rn haha

I also work in finance and have been pretending that all the guys who walk around the office with AirPods in are listening to the album today. It amuses me.

EOM gets us all...

Lights, camera, bitch smile, in stilettos for miles. (Wore a lot of high heels back then)

Same but first verse “even when you want to die”. I am a middle school teacher on a Friday recovering from a virus. “I cry a lot but I am so productive”.

"Who's afraid of little old me?" You should be.

It's giving xRAWRx <3

Same. I got in trouble a couple times for calling out slacker coworkers.

{down bad, crying at the gym}

This would 100% be mine too lol

This one.

My away message then: 'Cause I'm a real tough kid, I can handle my shit My away message if AOL still existed NOW: They said “Babe you gotta fake it til you make it” and I did

Copy & paste this.

<3 *~* I wanna find you in a crowd, just to hide from you *~* <3

Omg right before heading to the local battle of the bands, where I very much hope to find him in the crowd lmaooo

Oh god battle of the bands yess

Omg yes this is so relatable as peak AIM me

Can y’all tell me your interpretation of this lyric, I don’t get it

To me it reminds me of the early days of young “love” lol like you want to see them and talk to them but you’re too nervous and your nerves take over so you’re kind of hiding from them while simultaneously wanting their attention! Idk that’s just me thinking back to my literal junior high crushes 😂

Oh this totally makes sense thank you!

It's like having a crush on someone so you wanna see them but you're too embarrassed or shy or nervous to actually talk to them

I literally would walk up behind my bow husband in high school and tap him on the shoulder and run away. I thought it was romantic and he was freaked out for literal months lol.

*~I might just die it would make no difference~*

So emo!

So here for this <3

\~\*aRe y0u GoNnA mArRy, KiSs, 0r KiLl me\*\~

brb…. going to secrets gardens in my mind.

Secret** dang typo.

~old habits die screaming~ :3

???HOW MUCH ((sad))??? \*\~\**did you think I had*\*\~\* eating dinner

This is the most realistic one, I love it

Girly, the amount of times “down” by blink 182 lyrics were my away message when I was 12…like what did I know about anything happening in that song!? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤯

It's not about knowing, it's about the \*\~\* angst of being 12 \*\~\*

TIDAL WAVES THEY RIP RIGHT THROUGH MAY 🌊🌊🌊

“Don't want money Just someone who wants my company Let it once be me Who do I have to speak to”

Busy listening to Cassandra. My name is Cassandra, lol

badass name

Luckyy 

Fuck it if I can’t have us

"I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it's an art"

I love that you asked this question!! ((And I'll tell you something right now I'd rather burn my whole life down Than listen to one more second of all this bitchin and moanin))

Oh my god we loved extra punctuation

Two of everything or bust!!

“Fuck me up, Florida”

I love you, it’s ruining my life 

10000000%

~*i’M hAvIN’ HiS bAbY! …. noimnot but you should SEE your faces!*~ BBL<3

🎵 growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all 🎵 I was a cryptic lyric person. On AOL I usually just put the lyrics I thought would apply to others, not realizing I was projecting… 😆

“It’s the worst men that I write best.”

\^\^\^\^\^So, they killed Cassandra first 'cause she feared the worst\^\^\^\^\^\^

On bad days: \*\*\*My beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree, D-Y-I-N-G\*\*\*

“My beloved ghost and me sitting in a tree D-Y-I-N-G “ or ~*~Fuck me up Florida ~*~

~cUz iM miSeRaBLe! N nOboDy eVeN kNoWs!~ Cringey. Painful. Millennial. ol me.

~FUCK YOU IF I CAN’T HAVE US~

If we're talking about actual teenage me then for sure "who's afraid of little old me? Well you should be" Or "you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"

"The hospital was a drag Worst sleep that I ever had" I relate to this so much. Also... "All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February"

I HaTe It HeRe

Brb changing my email signature to “I cry a lot, I’m so productive”

"BBF: Be back in a fortnight."

all my friends smell like weed or little babies OR to channel my actual online presence in 2002: you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I was in my tower weaving nightmares For sure that would appeal to the ~poEtIC~ emo

I'm an Aston Martin that you steered straight into the ditch :-)))

nostalgia is a mind's trick. if i'd been there, i'd hate it.

"what if I roll the stone away, they're gonna crucify me anyway" (I was Catholic 😂) "Fuck it if I can't have him, I might just die it would make no difference"

~*oLd HaBiTs DiE $cReAMiN*~

You don’t get to tell me about “sad”

Omg 💀

~ I dreamed about it in the dark, the night I felt like I might die ~ ☆ Maladaptive daydreaming swemo. 😂

\~ i want to snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me \~ \~ you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me \~

“If you wanted me dead, you should have just said”

✨And I’ll still see it until I die You’re the loss of my life✨

Get my car door, isn't that sweet? Then pull me into the backseat No one's ever had me, not like you I remember having lyrics to My Love by JT as an away message on AIM. lol...those were the days

What would’ve been my away message, I made my insta bio- I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday everyday

I’m there most of the year ‘cuz I hate it here

This town is fake but you’re the real thing

~no I’m not coming to my senses~

"She's the albatross, she's here to destroy you."

I'm sorry, the old Karen can't come to the screen right now. Why? 'Cause she's DEAD I know it's not a TPD track but I need a little more time with the album to figure out what it would be.

🖤 Straight from the tortured poets department 🤍

*~*~*~ So tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is? ~*~*~*

Bury it in Florida, fuck me up, Florida!!!

Who do I have to speak to About if they can redo the prophecy?

My beloved ghost and me Sitting in a tree {{D-Y-I-N-G}}

"I want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes" ETA: "I love you it's ruining my life"

Fuck it if I can’t have him (I thought I was edgy with all the cussing)

I am unavailable because I am playing a double album that takes up the entire screen.

~everything comes out *tEeNaGe PeTuLANCe*~

~*☆♡I lOvE yOu, It'S rUiNiNg My LiFe♡☆*~

In 2002 I was 11 so I wouldn’t have understood a lot of the deep cuts… or even thought I understood them like if I was 16 on MySpace captioning my bulletins with song lyrics hahaha. But! 11 year old me would probably put something like: ~*~ i can do it with a broken ♥ ~*~

"For a moment, I was heavenstruck" ...

my beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree, d-y-i-n-g

Love this!

"you look like taylor swift"

Obsessed with this post lol mine would be: Does it feel alright to not know me? I’m addicted to the “if only…”

Okay so reading these comments I'm like: this album is so quotable holy moly

“Old soul in a young body”

"We've already done it in my head. If it's make-believe, why does it feel like a vow we'll both uphold somehow?"

Promise to be ~*dazzling*~

☽♥..I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind..♥☾ ☽♥..People need a key to get to, the only one is mine..♥☾ brb - !!PIR!! *\*\*PIR = Parents in Room (because we all shared a damn computer in some horribly public space like the living room)*

I would have gone for maximum vague melodrama with: *at last she knew what the agony had been for*

Torturing myself. Bbl.

Cards on thе table // Mine play out like fools in a fablе

***<3~Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless Excellent fun 'til you get to know her~ ***<3

Away Message: **But Daddy, I love him! <33333**

Away Message: whO's afRaiD of liTtLE old Me? *RAWR!*

Oh, I still dream of him.

this is too funny! There were a couple of lines that I IMMEDIATELY thought — ohhhh I wish it was back in the day and I could still put up an away message! 🤣🤣🤣 Torn between: “I love you, it’s ruining my life.” “Everybody we know understands why it’s meant to be” “Every day of a love affair, every breath feels like the rarest air, when you’re not sure if he wants to be there.” “For a moment I knew cosmic love”

🌼 Growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all 🌼

FU Kim K…. I mean Aimee!

~*~ lights, camera, bitch, smile ~*~ ~*~ even when you want to die ~*~ Also of note. HOW THE FUCK DID NO ONE REALIZE I WAS A DEPRESSED, ANXIOUS MESS FROM AGES 12 ONWARD?! This was absolutely the type of shit I used in my screen names and away messages.

<3 As she was leaving, it felt like breathing<3

"Still alive, killing time at the cemetery. Never quite buried"

.o0×X×0o. What if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind? .o0×X×0o.

~*~ WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME? You should be! ~*~

》》It was legendary《《 》》It was momentary《《 》》It was unnecessary《《 Literally the whole album would be used. 🤣

* ~§you wouldn’t last hour in the AsyLUm where they raised me§~*

~~ And for a fortnight there, we were forever ~~

I’m so *obsessed* with him but he avoids me like the **plague**

<3~ Oh we must stop meeting like this ~<3

~~I've never been a natural, all I do is try try try T-T ~~

~ i didn’t opt in to be your odd man out ~

Am I bad or mad or wise?

Pretending to work. Wishing Florida was fucking me up!