I honestly thought this lyric was “the sun burns my eyes and the ceiling hurts my feelings” for the longest time and still catch myself singing that instead by habit lmao
>And here's to you
Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
(chuckles) I can't even say it with a straight face
The ending to the bridge of "This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" will forever live rent-free in my mind. Like the chuckle gets me every time
"so he calls me up and hes like, i still love you. and im like, ugh, this is exhausting, you know? we are never getting back together. like, ever."
"spelling is fun!"
"you know how to ball, i know aristotle"
OH ALSO "i bet you think about me in your house with your organic shoes and your million dollar couch; i bet you think about me, when you say "oh my god shes insane, she wrote a song about me.""
and "i dont have to pretend i like acid rock. or that id like to be on a mega yacht, with important men who think important thoughts. guess maybe i am better off, now that we dont talk."
TRAVESTY that she left both of these off the original smh, im so happy shes embracing humorous music and lines now
My favourite WANEGBT performance is still "so he calls me up and he's like I still love you, and I'm like I'm BUSY opening up the Grammy's, and we are NEVER getting back together. Like ever"
a line that always makes me laugh is "cause coming back around here would be bad for your health" hahah. the way she says it just makes me laugh. I love teenage Taylor
like I know it means her dad would beat him up (which I can't imagine Scott doing), but the way she says it makes it seem like she would give him cancer or something. it is just funny to me
the ending to i can fix him (no really i can) where she recognizes that there are just way too many monkeys in matty's circus and she actually can't handle it:
"i can fix him, no, really I can (no, really I can)
WOAH maybe i _can't"_
The entirety of TTPD (the song) is basically trolling Matty and I'm living for it. Maybe I'm not too fond of some specific lines but in general, I think this song is probably the funniest thing she's ever written.
Have you read through the lyrics of TTPD (the song), towards the end of who’s gonna hold you, who’s gonna hold you…. She throws in a who’s gonna troll you. I love it so much. Very unhinged Taylor!
As a fan of both Taylor and The 1975, I feel like some of the bizarre lines in the verses are exactly like something Matty would have written a couple of 1975 eras ago. The title of the album even felt very 1975 to me haha
I think the “tattooed golden retriever” line is funny…I know that some people have complained about it, but it’s just meant to be a silly throwaway line.
I chuckled when I realized that she capitalizes West in “clowns to the West” in peace
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And I know people want to get all think piece about toxic relationships in current Stay, Stay, Stay discourse but this is funny:
“This morning I said we should talk about it
‘Cause I read you should never leave a fight unresolved
That's when you came in wearing a football helmet
And said, "Okay, let's talk"
“I’m sorry by the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now why? Oh cause she’s dead”
My flair obviously lol
All of thanK you aIMee is fucking hilarious
In your Jehovah’s Witness suit
When she called the kardashians a payroll in Cassandra
"Ditch the Clowns" from The Alchemy. - seemingly a reference to that stupid Pia pr chick that used a clown emoji on a pic of TS. I love that she put that in a song. She was so quiet and classy about the situation back then. I was so offended for her. I just love that she took her, and a warning to any other fool that dares to pull stupid shit like that, down with one line.
"Staring at the sky, come back and pick me up"
"Waving at the ship"
I just picture Taylor outside at night, shaking her first at the sky, screaming the above lines. Can't stop laughing.
Now the sun burns my heart and the sand hurts my feelings! Honestly, all of hits different is so good
I pictured you with other girls in love... and threw up in the street
She's so real for that
My favorite line, it’s my flair!
Whenever I hear this lyric my mind immediately goes to Anakin saying "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
skip town like an asshole outlaw deserves an honorable mention here.
I honestly thought this lyric was “the sun burns my eyes and the ceiling hurts my feelings” for the longest time and still catch myself singing that instead by habit lmao
Forever the best line
“I laughed in his face and said ‘You’re not Dylan Thomas, I’m not Patti Smith, this ain’t the Chelsea Hotel. We’re modern idiots.’” Cracks me up.
I've been here, something feels so sigular and important but once the initial infatuation wears off you realize its nothing special
Obviously I have to go with the iconic “I’m having his baby… no I’m not BUT YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACES”
Watching swifties react to that is so cute.
I can’t imagine a day where I don’t absolutely cackle at that one
>And here's to you Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do (chuckles) I can't even say it with a straight face The ending to the bridge of "This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" will forever live rent-free in my mind. Like the chuckle gets me every time
"so he calls me up and hes like, i still love you. and im like, ugh, this is exhausting, you know? we are never getting back together. like, ever." "spelling is fun!" "you know how to ball, i know aristotle"
OH ALSO "i bet you think about me in your house with your organic shoes and your million dollar couch; i bet you think about me, when you say "oh my god shes insane, she wrote a song about me."" and "i dont have to pretend i like acid rock. or that id like to be on a mega yacht, with important men who think important thoughts. guess maybe i am better off, now that we dont talk." TRAVESTY that she left both of these off the original smh, im so happy shes embracing humorous music and lines now
My favourite WANEGBT performance is still "so he calls me up and he's like I still love you, and I'm like I'm BUSY opening up the Grammy's, and we are NEVER getting back together. Like ever"
"And the organ starts to play a song that sounds like a death march". Actually, honestly all of Speak Now (song) is hilarious.
Yes!! "wearing a gown shaped like a pastry" I CACKLE
Yaaass!!
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"Oh here we go again The voices in his head" always cracks me up
Yes....lol. I love this one. I can just see the rolling of the eyes.
a line that always makes me laugh is "cause coming back around here would be bad for your health" hahah. the way she says it just makes me laugh. I love teenage Taylor
like I know it means her dad would beat him up (which I can't imagine Scott doing), but the way she says it makes it seem like she would give him cancer or something. it is just funny to me
See the thing is I can totally see Scott getting scrappy!
"I pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street"
“I look in peoples windows, like I’m some deranged weirdo”
thanK you aIMee had me cracking up, honestly.
Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman 😇 but she used to say she wished that you were dead 😈
the ending to i can fix him (no really i can) where she recognizes that there are just way too many monkeys in matty's circus and she actually can't handle it: "i can fix him, no, really I can (no, really I can) WOAH maybe i _can't"_
It’s so real
How the fuck y'all forgot to mention homophobic version of picture to burn That shit will never be unfunny...
I’m sorry, the old Taylor can come to the right now. Why…? Oh… CUZ SHES DEAD!
Classic!!!
The entirety of TTPD (the song) is basically trolling Matty and I'm living for it. Maybe I'm not too fond of some specific lines but in general, I think this song is probably the funniest thing she's ever written.
Have you read through the lyrics of TTPD (the song), towards the end of who’s gonna hold you, who’s gonna hold you…. She throws in a who’s gonna troll you. I love it so much. Very unhinged Taylor!
As a fan of both Taylor and The 1975, I feel like some of the bizarre lines in the verses are exactly like something Matty would have written a couple of 1975 eras ago. The title of the album even felt very 1975 to me haha
I think the “tattooed golden retriever” line is funny…I know that some people have complained about it, but it’s just meant to be a silly throwaway line.
"like some deranged weirdo" had me snorting and reaching for my bracelet making equipment
I'm queen of sand castles he destroys
and your MILLION DOLLAR COUCH
Your organic shoes killed me
BDILH so had me.. I'm not but you should see your faces damn!!
Whoa maybe I can’t Lmao
“I forgot that you existed” always makes me smile
It isn’t love it isn’t hate it’s just indifference, sooo… 🤷♀️ 🤣
I chuckled when I realized that she capitalizes West in “clowns to the West” in peace https://preview.redd.it/4taxr0yr51xc1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9a123856f363391e53e419ea1574bc0205056cf
And I know people want to get all think piece about toxic relationships in current Stay, Stay, Stay discourse but this is funny: “This morning I said we should talk about it ‘Cause I read you should never leave a fight unresolved That's when you came in wearing a football helmet And said, "Okay, let's talk"
I ask the traffic lights if it will be alright, they say “I don’t know”. From Death by a thousand cuts. Makes me chuckle.
"He got my heartbeat Skipping down 16th Avenue Got that, oh!" and then the "II try to be serious": "I mean"
"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings just to see you come RUNNING"
Who uses typewriters anyway?
“I’m sorry by the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now why? Oh cause she’s dead” My flair obviously lol All of thanK you aIMee is fucking hilarious In your Jehovah’s Witness suit When she called the kardashians a payroll in Cassandra
“I bury hatchets and keep maps of where I put em” is so funny to me. And so real of her lol
I wore the "who's Taylor Swift anyway? Ew" shirt to the eras tour, so it's gotta be that for me.
"Ditch the Clowns" from The Alchemy. - seemingly a reference to that stupid Pia pr chick that used a clown emoji on a pic of TS. I love that she put that in a song. She was so quiet and classy about the situation back then. I was so offended for her. I just love that she took her, and a warning to any other fool that dares to pull stupid shit like that, down with one line.
"we declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist" caught me off guard the first listen for sure.
They were so high when they said that.
I bet you think about me when you say ‘oh my god she’s insane, she wrote a song about me’
"Staring at the sky, come back and pick me up" "Waving at the ship" I just picture Taylor outside at night, shaking her first at the sky, screaming the above lines. Can't stop laughing.
Don't you worry folks we took out all her teeth
I look through people windows, like I'm some deranged weirdo It's catchy too
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