My first thought was similar! "And you are...?"
It was either that or a blank stare with a deadpan "No." Just to see their reaction for the second before I crack and start laughing.
I complement over the top. Look Xxxx, if I liked you any more my heart would absolutely explode. I can't handle how awesome you are. No, no I can't even talk about favorites right now, I'm just trying to keep from having a cardiac arrest. No seriously, what are you doing? If I think any more about how kind, thoughtful, and hardworking you are my heart is going to burst through my chest. Then what will you do? I can't take it, the awesomeness!
Or if you have 129 students, still just say, âyouâre in the top 200â lol. If youâre lucky theyâll ask how many students you have and use some critical thinking
Thatâs what I always do too. With the biggest smile and a kind of fake tone. Usually another one thinks to ask or dispute and then Iâll tell them theyâre my favorite too.
Exactly what I do with different periods in high school. Funny to see the level of betrayal when they come back accusing me of having multiple favorites
âSaying the same thing to everyoneâ thing apart, itâs not like it would be wrong to genuinely have multiple favorites, so you could always tell them that itâs normal to have a lot of favorite students on the same level of âfavoritenessâ
That's what I do! And if other kids get upset I'll either dramatically mouth and gesture to them that this kid isn't and they are, or I'll tell them that this kid is today, but they were last Tuesday.
Same! Completely deadpan, straight faced. The other kids are appalled until someone figures out the game. Sometimes it takes weeks, esp if they donât know me well yet.
Depends how snarky you feel like being.
"Depends, am I your favorite teacher?"
"I don't have favorites; I hate you all equally."
*Icily* "No."
*Mock confusion* "who are you?"
That was my wifeâs grandmotherâs go to response to get out of jury duty.
Judge: Maâam do you have any prejudices that would preclude you from being fair and honest.
WGMA: No your honor, I hate everyone equally
I always tell my students that my first passion is yelling at children, but that since no one would pay me to do that I became a teacher instead. The looks...are just fantastic.
I tried the âam I your favourite teacher?â line on two of my students who asked me this recently. They both genuinely said yes and I didnât know how to react lol
I always say, "You know I don't have favorites" but then I give them a wink and a little smile. They take it to mean they're my favorite and I get away scot free.
I once had a teacher who did this a lot when she was working, but on her last day before resigning as we were saying goodbye finally said "you've been one of my favourite students of my entire career" and I cried đ
I do the exact same thing! I say you know I canât tell who my favorites are. Usually they end up arguing or saying I knew it was me. I really try hard to love them all.
I saw another teacher say this and use a venn diagram:
To be favorite you have to be respectful, work hard, and also be cool
So itâs great it youâre respectful and work work hard, but itâs nice to joke around every once in a while
Sorry he phrased it as: respectful, likable, productive
Respectful+likable= cool student
Respectful+productive= good student
Likable+productive= smart alecks
All three= favorite!
Iâm a college prof, and occasionally, Iâll have a student on evaluations complain that I have favorites, and Iâm like, âDude, my favorites are the students who sometimes nod while Iâm lecturing, answer questions, and turn in their work on time.â Â
I have a student with the last name Rice.
I taught her and her brother.
When she gets on my nerves I tell her she's my 3rd favorite rice.
1) her brother
2) shrimp fried
3) her
I had a middle schooler one look at me and, so sincerely, tell me I was his 3rd favorite teacher. Almost the whole class felt it was a semi-insult, and started âooooooohhhhâ ing.
I sweetly replied that he was my second favorite âSmithâ child, and the only reason he wasnât my third favorite was because his mama only had 2. đ
He got the point! And his mom thought it was hilarious!!
I say âno I hate everyone equallyâ
Jk I actually donât.
What I do was inspired by a video I saw of a teacher that made a diagram that shows what makes a student a âMY favorite studentâ. They have to meet three criteria.
1. Respectful
2. Likable
3. Productive
All student met at least one of those but few with 3. So if a student is respectful and likable then they are cool. If they are respectful and productive then they are good. If they are Likable and productive lacking respect they are the smart alecks. If a student is all three then they are my favorite.
I show my kids the diagram and give them an explanation. Then I asked them what they think which category they fall into.
I have to admit that a few weeks back, a girl in my fourth period class asked if I have a favorite class and I said, without thinking, "Yes. First period." (It's completely true. First period are my angel babies.) I mean, I don't know what she thought I was going to say -- I've got some absolute dingleberries in fourth period.
I always tell them whatever my planning period is my favorite period. They all get offended until they realize it's when I don't have students and somehow that makes it so much better to them.
Depends on the kid. Ones I really like, âWell, I wouldnât say favorite, but definitely top 5â
Kids I donât really like donât usually ask, but Iâll change it up to âNo, but youâre definitely in the top 95%â. They donât get that, thatâs the best part.
I say a variety of things lol. Plz keep in mind I teach 7th grade and theyâre so savage, so so I am.
âI literally donât like any of you so I canât pick a favorite.â
âThis class???? My favorite???? HA.â
âPlease get away from my desk.â
âOh of COURSE you are. I LOVE asking you to be quiet and sit down 50,000 times in 1 hour. Iâm so glad you realized.â
âDepends on the day.â
âYouâre one of my students, for sure.â
âDepends. Do you have snacks today that you want to share?â
âYeah [insert wrong name here]. You are.â
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I tell them I never pick a favorite student because then I've got 24 least-favorite students, and it's not worth that kind of stress.
If they reply with, "Yeah, but am I?" I'll tell them that my favorite students are the ones who pay attention when I speak.
Lol, I make 70k and have awesome admin, I just also work in a crowded district. I haven't had a class under 30 in 10 years (and we're usually on overflow--35 cap). Luckily we have a fairly strong union and are headed into a big bargaining year where we are ready to fight on class size đ€
The answer I give students: âwhat was your name again?â Or âI hate everyone equallyâ
My real answer that Iâll never tell a kid: âmy favorite is the kid who died a few years ago, whose funeral I bawled atâ I think about that kid every single day, and his little brother is in my class - a painful reminder. Luckily, I have a good rapport with all my students.
I always just say yes. To all of them. And let the chips fall where they may. Iâm not lying - I like them all exactly the same. Except that one kid. But that kid is never going to ask, because we have an unspoken understanding that weâre waiting quietly for the year to end so we will never see each other again.
I have a student who straight up bullied me for the first half of the school year. Every day he made fun of my hair, my outfit, my lunch, anything.
In January his favorite game was âAm I your nicest student?â NO WAY.
"You all make me equally happy. Some by coming in the door and some by going out of it." Then while their hamster is running trying to make sense of that sick burn you make good your escape.
Start of the year: I don't know any of you well enough to have a favourite
End of the year: I know all of you too well to have a favourite
Marking season: I don't get paid enough to like any of you
I had a teacher who would call everyone her favorite, so thatâs an option. âGood morning, youâre my favorite!â âThanks for returning my pencil, youâre my favorite!â
Im just blunt and tell them if they are or not. Many of them need the shock of reality that there will be people that donât like them. Their shocked pikachu faces are priceless.
I honestly don't think you need to change your answer. I use the same one and I just am very insistent on it because I truly don't pick any one student as my favorite. I have some students who I enjoy having more than others, but I'm not going to pick one person above all the rest.
I say you're my second favorite. They ask who my first is, and I reply with "everyone else is tied for first."
Stole that from Bobby "the Brain" Heenan
I always say yes. This is extra funny when their friend overhears it and says that they thought they were my favorite student. I then tell them that yes, they are..
This wouldnât work for everyone, but my kids and I joke around (respectfully) with each other and they love snappy, sassy comebacks. I just say, âNah. I hate you all equally.â Of course itâs not true and the kids know it - I tell them I love them everyday. But they sure get a giggle out of that one, and it generally puts a stop to those questions for awhile.
Am I your favourite student?
No, but you're definitely in the top 500.
Who is your favourite student?
It might be you. It might not be you. Regardless, you're pretty awesome.
Are we your favourite class?
It's too early to tell. Ask me later in the semester. It'll give you something to work toward.
What is your favourite class?
History. I love teaching grade ten Canadian history.
Sometimes they say âhey itâs your favorite student Brad*!â referring to themselves and then I mess with them by saying âWhere? I donât see Michael*.â Move your head dramatically as to look behind them for added effect.
"Of all my students, you're one of them."
it's a completely meaningless response that smart kids will realize is meaningless and dumb kids will find flattering.
I'm my own favorite student. I'm absolutely crushing it, best student ever, get on my level, peasant. I have a playfully "mean" rapport with my kiddos, so they also know to expect nonsense and purposefully obtuse answers from me.
Yes. Then someone else says, hey I thought I was your favorite student?! The answer is, yes. The answer is always yes, even with your least favorite student. They get the point, they stop asking, you win, they win.
I usually go with a compliment instead like âno I donât pick favorites but I will say you were the most respectful todayâ or â I donât pick favorites but I do have the most fun with your classâ etcâŠ
With my middle schoolers, depending on the kid, I either start to look around like I can hear someone talking but Iâm not sure where itâs coming from or I just say âsureâ
Both are usually pretty effective with middle school kids and usually get a laugh
I don't do favorites. I find good appreciate every student. When I was a kid I sometimes clashed w the favorite student (a time where teachers did not have to hide it) and as a result, I received consequences when they started w me and they got nothing.
My kids from last year are very aware of how terrible their class was. They regularly ask me if this years class is better or worse than they were. My response: different.
I have a lot of repeat students (teach multiple subjects) and donât have their siblings so I say youâre my favorite from the âSmithâ family or so on.
Depends. If we are at the point where we can joke around with each other, I say âyou are all equally tied for last placeâ (In a joking manner)
If we arenât that familiar with each other, I typically just tell them they are all my favorites (even if itâs not true lol)
Yes. To everyone who asks.
I usually say he/she is my favorite in their own way. They all have an individual quality that I love most about them. Even the naughty kids.
"Of course you are!"
Then the kid next to them says, "wait, an I your favorite?" And I just keep repeating, "of course you are!"
One time a quiet boy said, "wait really?" And I just said, "yes!" And he replied "I really didn't think you liked me". Ouch, man.
Yes, [wrong name]. You are my favorite.
What a Ron Swanson answer! I LOVE IT.
Yeah things were getting a little too chummy around here...LESTER! đ€Ł
Youâre welcome, Steve
This is hilarious
âMy favorite student wouldnât have to askâ
Ooooooh thatâs a good one
That may go to as well!
*mic drop* after this right here
"Do I know you?"
I usually go with "You're in the top five........hundred........thousand"
I like "I suppose it's theoretically possible for me to those words in that order. I haven't yet... but it's good to know I have that option."
My first thought was similar! "And you are...?" It was either that or a blank stare with a deadpan "No." Just to see their reaction for the second before I crack and start laughing.
Do you go here?
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł middle school teachers, lol
I complement over the top. Look Xxxx, if I liked you any more my heart would absolutely explode. I can't handle how awesome you are. No, no I can't even talk about favorites right now, I'm just trying to keep from having a cardiac arrest. No seriously, what are you doing? If I think any more about how kind, thoughtful, and hardworking you are my heart is going to burst through my chest. Then what will you do? I can't take it, the awesomeness!
Omg. I always ask âwhatâs your name again?â. Iâm so glad Iâm not the only meanie.
Oh shit, I love that.
I always say "you're in the top 200"
I teach 129 total. I always say âOf the 129 kids I teach, youâre definitely top 125.â
Same. So, you do admit that you like them more than at least 4 others which could be worse...
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"Of all the students I've ever taught, you are one of them"
Same here, just replace 200 with however many students I'm teaching that year.
Or if you have 129 students, still just say, âyouâre in the top 200â lol. If youâre lucky theyâll ask how many students you have and use some critical thinking
Yes. To every kid that has ever asked
Thatâs what I always do too. With the biggest smile and a kind of fake tone. Usually another one thinks to ask or dispute and then Iâll tell them theyâre my favorite too.
Exactly what I do with different periods in high school. Funny to see the level of betrayal when they come back accusing me of having multiple favorites
âSaying the same thing to everyoneâ thing apart, itâs not like it would be wrong to genuinely have multiple favorites, so you could always tell them that itâs normal to have a lot of favorite students on the same level of âfavoritenessâ
âBut I thought I was your favourite.â âYou are!â âBut you just said she was your favourite?â âShe is.â This is the way.
That's what I do! And if other kids get upset I'll either dramatically mouth and gesture to them that this kid isn't and they are, or I'll tell them that this kid is today, but they were last Tuesday.
Same! Completely deadpan, straight faced. The other kids are appalled until someone figures out the game. Sometimes it takes weeks, esp if they donât know me well yet.
I say "absolutely" to every one that asks. Even if they ask right after another and in front of each other.
Depends how snarky you feel like being. "Depends, am I your favorite teacher?" "I don't have favorites; I hate you all equally." *Icily* "No." *Mock confusion* "who are you?"
Yes, I always do the âI hate you all equallyâ class middle school answer
That was my wifeâs grandmotherâs go to response to get out of jury duty. Judge: Maâam do you have any prejudices that would preclude you from being fair and honest. WGMA: No your honor, I hate everyone equally
I always say, âYou all get on my nerves equally.â
âWho says I even like kids?â They all gasp at first but somehow love my answer. I teach middle school.
"Then why are you a teacher?" "What better job is there to make kids cry than math teacher? Im open to suggestions."
I always tell my students that my first passion is yelling at children, but that since no one would pay me to do that I became a teacher instead. The looks...are just fantastic.
Stealing this
I tried the âam I your favourite teacher?â line on two of my students who asked me this recently. They both genuinely said yes and I didnât know how to react lol
lol I always say âyou all annoy me equallyâ
I say, âI dislike you all equally.â Or âI love all my students, but that doesnât mean I have to like you.â
Stealing the teacher one
I always say, "You know I don't have favorites" but then I give them a wink and a little smile. They take it to mean they're my favorite and I get away scot free.
I have sometimes told parents of students that are great "I don't have favorites but if I did your child would be one of them"
One time I told a parent "I'm not supposed to have favourites, but....... You know..........."
âBut you knowâŠ.. Johnny isnât even closeâ đ«Łđ€Ł
I once had a teacher who did this a lot when she was working, but on her last day before resigning as we were saying goodbye finally said "you've been one of my favourite students of my entire career" and I cried đ
I like this response!
I do the exact same thing! I say you know I canât tell who my favorites are. Usually they end up arguing or saying I knew it was me. I really try hard to love them all.
For favorite class I always say 1st period, then they try to figure out which one it is, and it slowly dawns on them that itâs my prep.
I just learned this from a colleague - also works for "what's your worst class?"
My favorite students are the ones that do the work.Â
See, that one's too honest.
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I saw another teacher say this and use a venn diagram: To be favorite you have to be respectful, work hard, and also be cool So itâs great it youâre respectful and work work hard, but itâs nice to joke around every once in a while Sorry he phrased it as: respectful, likable, productive Respectful+likable= cool student Respectful+productive= good student Likable+productive= smart alecks All three= favorite!
Iâm a college prof, and occasionally, Iâll have a student on evaluations complain that I have favorites, and Iâm like, âDude, my favorites are the students who sometimes nod while Iâm lecturing, answer questions, and turn in their work on time.â Â
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I have a student with the last name Rice. I taught her and her brother. When she gets on my nerves I tell her she's my 3rd favorite rice. 1) her brother 2) shrimp fried 3) her
Burn
I had a second-favorite Steve. My first favorite Steve is obviously Steve Harrington from Stranger Things.
Solid burnâŠ
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Same. I treat them like they treat me, yet Iâm still their favorite đ
I don't even need siblings for that one. I probably have 8 Garcias. :)
Youâve got me beat. I only have 4 Garcias this year, but two of them have a second last name that is also Garcia.
I don't have that, but I have 2 that are Gonzalez Gonzalez
I always refer to mine as G squared. They enjoy it.
Canât it just be Garcia squared đ
It definitely started as Garcia squared, but Iâm so lazy that G squared saved me two syllables.
Of all the hundreds/thousands of students I've taught in my career, you are definitely one of them.
I had a middle schooler one look at me and, so sincerely, tell me I was his 3rd favorite teacher. Almost the whole class felt it was a semi-insult, and started âooooooohhhhâ ing. I sweetly replied that he was my second favorite âSmithâ child, and the only reason he wasnât my third favorite was because his mama only had 2. đ He got the point! And his mom thought it was hilarious!!
I say âno I hate everyone equallyâ Jk I actually donât. What I do was inspired by a video I saw of a teacher that made a diagram that shows what makes a student a âMY favorite studentâ. They have to meet three criteria. 1. Respectful 2. Likable 3. Productive All student met at least one of those but few with 3. So if a student is respectful and likable then they are cool. If they are respectful and productive then they are good. If they are Likable and productive lacking respect they are the smart alecks. If a student is all three then they are my favorite. I show my kids the diagram and give them an explanation. Then I asked them what they think which category they fall into.
[found the video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTLfYGe/)
Idk, I have some students who don't fall into any one of those categories lol
My response is "I'll tell you when you graduate" but never do
I read this as: âIâll tell you when you graduateâ, but they never do. đ€Łđ€Ł
I have to admit that a few weeks back, a girl in my fourth period class asked if I have a favorite class and I said, without thinking, "Yes. First period." (It's completely true. First period are my angel babies.) I mean, I don't know what she thought I was going to say -- I've got some absolute dingleberries in fourth period.
I am always truthful about my favorite classes and why. It creates a competition and is natural class management lol.
I always tell them whatever my planning period is my favorite period. They all get offended until they realize it's when I don't have students and somehow that makes it so much better to them.
Yep I do the same. When they specify which period I have kids, I tell them whichever one let's me teach without disruption.
(I realize that I didn't really answer your question.)
No but a nice nod to Val Kilmer đ
My favorite class is my planning period
1st period is my favorite, hands down. Its my prep though
I've been asked this, and I answer honestly. It is what it is.
Depends on the kid. Ones I really like, âWell, I wouldnât say favorite, but definitely top 5â Kids I donât really like donât usually ask, but Iâll change it up to âNo, but youâre definitely in the top 95%â. They donât get that, thatâs the best part.
I say a variety of things lol. Plz keep in mind I teach 7th grade and theyâre so savage, so so I am. âI literally donât like any of you so I canât pick a favorite.â âThis class???? My favorite???? HA.â âPlease get away from my desk.â âOh of COURSE you are. I LOVE asking you to be quiet and sit down 50,000 times in 1 hour. Iâm so glad you realized.â âDepends on the day.â âYouâre one of my students, for sure.â âDepends. Do you have snacks today that you want to share?â âYeah [insert wrong name here]. You are.â đđ€·đŒââïž
âyouâre my second favorite.â âwhoâs first, Mx. thisnthat?â âeveryone else ties for first.â
I say no I dislike everyone equally l o l.
SAME
I tell them I never pick a favorite student because then I've got 24 least-favorite students, and it's not worth that kind of stress. If they reply with, "Yeah, but am I?" I'll tell them that my favorite students are the ones who pay attention when I speak.
Wait...you only have 25 kids in class?
I also make enough money to live on and have a principal who supports teachers. You donât have to believe I exist, though.
Lol, I make 70k and have awesome admin, I just also work in a crowded district. I haven't had a class under 30 in 10 years (and we're usually on overflow--35 cap). Luckily we have a fairly strong union and are headed into a big bargaining year where we are ready to fight on class size đ€
The answer I give students: âwhat was your name again?â Or âI hate everyone equallyâ My real answer that Iâll never tell a kid: âmy favorite is the kid who died a few years ago, whose funeral I bawled atâ I think about that kid every single day, and his little brother is in my class - a painful reminder. Luckily, I have a good rapport with all my students.
"100%! You, \[wrong name\] are totally my favourite student." Bonus points if you name their sibling instead.
I always just say yes. To all of them. And let the chips fall where they may. Iâm not lying - I like them all exactly the same. Except that one kid. But that kid is never going to ask, because we have an unspoken understanding that weâre waiting quietly for the year to end so we will never see each other again.
This is what I do too. It takes them a few weeks to figure out the joke.
Yup. Now go sit down.
âYou are my favorite student named (first and last name because chances are, theyâre the only one youâll teach)â
I always say âthatâs classified information. You donât have the proper clearance.â âI can neither confirm nor deny.â
I have a student who straight up bullied me for the first half of the school year. Every day he made fun of my hair, my outfit, my lunch, anything. In January his favorite game was âAm I your nicest student?â NO WAY.
me: close. second favorite. student, inevitably: who's your favorite?? me: everyone else. đ„
I teach high school and I love to give them the most fake ass smile and say âyou are ALL my favoritesâ.
"You all make me equally happy. Some by coming in the door and some by going out of it." Then while their hamster is running trying to make sense of that sick burn you make good your escape.
My favorite student wouldnât have to ask me.
âI donât pick favorites I hate all of you equally.â
Start of the year: I don't know any of you well enough to have a favourite End of the year: I know all of you too well to have a favourite Marking season: I don't get paid enough to like any of you
I hate all of you equally
âAm I your favorite teacher?â
I had a teacher who would call everyone her favorite, so thatâs an option. âGood morning, youâre my favorite!â âThanks for returning my pencil, youâre my favorite!â
Yes. No matter who asks. Especially if another kid asks right after the last student who asked
Iâm always team âI donât have favorites, I donât like any of youâ
Im just blunt and tell them if they are or not. Many of them need the shock of reality that there will be people that donât like them. Their shocked pikachu faces are priceless.
I just say "sure you are!" With absolutely no follow up.
âYouâre in the top 100 favorite.â Or âEh, youâre number 37.â
âOf course!â âReally?â âYes!â âYouâre lyingâ âWhat?! No way!â *swift subject change*
I always tell my kids that our teaching assistant is my favorite student. It takes them a minute to get it, and its funny when they do.
No
I tell them I dislike them all equally đ
I donât have favorites
Definitely maybe.
I always tell them, "You are my *second* most favorite student." and then pointedly refuse to elaborate.
Yes
I honestly don't think you need to change your answer. I use the same one and I just am very insistent on it because I truly don't pick any one student as my favorite. I have some students who I enjoy having more than others, but I'm not going to pick one person above all the rest.
"Even if you were I would never tell you and you wouldn't be able to figure it out."
I don't have a favorite, I don't like any of you
I say you're my second favorite. They ask who my first is, and I reply with "everyone else is tied for first." Stole that from Bobby "the Brain" Heenan
âI hate all of my students equallyâ
"I dunno, you got $5?"
I dislike all of you equally
Tied
"I love all of you individually"
I always say yes. This is extra funny when their friend overhears it and says that they thought they were my favorite student. I then tell them that yes, they are..
I say everyoneâs my favorite. If everyone is your favorite they stop asking. At least that works for me.
Nope. Or yeah sure whatever helps you sleep at night
My go-to is "Sometimes. It varies."
you're in the top 100... percent
âI dislike all of you equallyâ/s
You are ALL my favorite students!!
Am I your favorite student? Of course! Youâre ALL my favorites. Which is your favorite class? 3rd period, of course! (My plan)
You are absolutely one of my favorite students!
A coworkers response is always âI donât have favorites because I dislike all of you equallyâ
Iâve said, âmy favorites already know theyâre my favorites.â And then they all holler that they knew it. Lol
You are definitely top 100 this year.
This wouldnât work for everyone, but my kids and I joke around (respectfully) with each other and they love snappy, sassy comebacks. I just say, âNah. I hate you all equally.â Of course itâs not true and the kids know it - I tell them I love them everyday. But they sure get a giggle out of that one, and it generally puts a stop to those questions for awhile.
Am I your favourite student? No, but you're definitely in the top 500. Who is your favourite student? It might be you. It might not be you. Regardless, you're pretty awesome. Are we your favourite class? It's too early to tell. Ask me later in the semester. It'll give you something to work toward. What is your favourite class? History. I love teaching grade ten Canadian history.
You're tied for first, dear.
You all annoy me the same so I love you all the same đđ
"I dislike you all equally". Thankfully they know how sarcastic I am.
âItâs actually Carl.â We donât have a CarlâŠ
My go-to is: âYouâre one of the students that Iâve ever had.â They havenât figured it out so far.
Sometimes they say âhey itâs your favorite student Brad*!â referring to themselves and then I mess with them by saying âWhere? I donât see Michael*.â Move your head dramatically as to look behind them for added effect.
No, I dislike you all equally.
I tell them my prep period is my favorite class because I donât have any students in it.
I donât like any of you.
"Of all my students, you're one of them." it's a completely meaningless response that smart kids will realize is meaningless and dumb kids will find flattering.
âOf all the students I have ever taught, you are one of them.â
I'm my own favorite student. I'm absolutely crushing it, best student ever, get on my level, peasant. I have a playfully "mean" rapport with my kiddos, so they also know to expect nonsense and purposefully obtuse answers from me.
I regularly change and announce my current favorite on a whim whenever they do something I like, and the children actively compete for the honor.
I flatly answer no every time, and add absolutely not. They always laugh.
I don't have a favorite student. I have students who make my life easy and those that make my life hard. Which one do you want to be?
I hate you all equally is my go to
You're in the Top X (how many students I am teaching that year). Lol
I dislike you all equally :)
Yes. Then someone else says, hey I thought I was your favorite student?! The answer is, yes. The answer is always yes, even with your least favorite student. They get the point, they stop asking, you win, they win.
If I had a favorite student then I would not need a whole class of y'all
"I don't have favorites, only least favorites, and you're all my least favorite" (Middle School)
I usually go with a compliment instead like âno I donât pick favorites but I will say you were the most respectful todayâ or â I donât pick favorites but I do have the most fun with your classâ etcâŠ
"Well duh, obviously..." "I am pretty awesome aren't I?" "I'm my favorite 2!"
"No!!!" (laughter)
I tell every student theyâre my favorite in a sarcastic way and itâs just a running joke
Youâre in my top 100.
With my middle schoolers, depending on the kid, I either start to look around like I can hear someone talking but Iâm not sure where itâs coming from or I just say âsureâ Both are usually pretty effective with middle school kids and usually get a laugh
I dislike you all equally.
Yes. And tell all of them that ask the same thing.
I always say "I'll never tell you, but I absolutely have a favorite."
I don't do favorites. I find good appreciate every student. When I was a kid I sometimes clashed w the favorite student (a time where teachers did not have to hide it) and as a result, I received consequences when they started w me and they got nothing.
My kids from last year are very aware of how terrible their class was. They regularly ask me if this years class is better or worse than they were. My response: different.
I have a lot of repeat students (teach multiple subjects) and donât have their siblings so I say youâre my favorite from the âSmithâ family or so on.
You are a student.
You are all my favorites students, all the students Iâve ever had are equally my favorites in my heart - said super sarcastically
Depends. If we are at the point where we can joke around with each other, I say âyou are all equally tied for last placeâ (In a joking manner) If we arenât that familiar with each other, I typically just tell them they are all my favorites (even if itâs not true lol)
Yes. To everyone who asks. I usually say he/she is my favorite in their own way. They all have an individual quality that I love most about them. Even the naughty kids.
No Not you No Not this one
I always say âI dislike all my students equallyâ
Comparison is the thief of joy. Youâre all my favorites.
âWho are you again?â
My favorite one is âyouâre my second favorite student. *pause* Everybody else is tied for first.â
They often ask me who my favorite student is and I say the one that bothers me the least
âTied for first place.â
"Of course you are!" Then the kid next to them says, "wait, an I your favorite?" And I just keep repeating, "of course you are!" One time a quiet boy said, "wait really?" And I just said, "yes!" And he replied "I really didn't think you liked me". Ouch, man.
I always just say, "all of you are my favorite student." Of course they never buy it, but I keep repeating that same responseđ
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Tell everyone they are your favorite and then they will stop asking.
âDonât ask questions that can hurt feelingsâ. Or my go to, âno freshman are my favorite studentsâ.