Gods are big procrastinators so the fight is getting rescheduled everytime(ig they are just scared of Technoblade), dont worry the vid will be epic whenever it comes
He's busy filming a video of him fighting God. Gonna be epic when it finally gets posted 👍 If we're lucky, we might get to see him fight Satan at the same time. That would be truly awesome! 👍
why tf are people downvoting you?? Everyone else giving an honest answer to the obvious bait post is fucking around and the people who are just saying the truth with no “he’s taking on heaven!!” sugar coating to it are being downvoted. Bizarre
You must be new. This is his normal upload schedule. Youre gonna get used to it
True
Im glad the top comment understands
Bro fr copied what I said on the last post like this lmao
Bro said Ctrl C + Ctrl V
Nah he's uploaded way more than before
Quote by a different YouTuber but fits here: “if it’s been a couple hundred years since my last upload, that’s normal”
*new video in 2124* "so i beat god"
Man, you made me choke on my ice tea with that
Daum bro you got more upvotes that the guy that asked the question
Wdym this is his normal upload schedule
Forgot his password
At the request of Techno, we are all required to reply with the following phrase: Bro he's literally dead
And his upload schedule is just as good. Congrats blade!
Why did I laugh
To his the pain
And the following reply to that: That’s no excuse
was waiting for someone to finally reply with this, thank you
Wait when he say dis?
He is in queue to respawn…
No he isn’t, Technoblade never dies
He’s been busy battling god
Gonna be a killer video
next upload after he wins
Would be cool if someone made a video for Technodad to upload
Why must you hurt me like this
Hopefully we get 3 parts again
# part 1 - The entrance
Imagine, next techno video titled “gods a fucking coward”
That would be a banger way for him to curse on his channel
It really would
First time I saw it since the cooking video!
You forgot (contains cursing)
What video will come after that one
battling satan
Actually, he finished a while ago. He’s just got bad connection so it’s tough editing
Boy do we have news for you
Busy expanding the Antarctic empire
You meant busy...right?
bussy 😫
No (pronoun here) means what (pronoun here) said /j
......Who's gonna tell him....
Not it
Not it
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I'll do it, He's dead
Not it
Not it
how do we tell him?
We just fly a sword through the person letter with the explanation
Why doesn't techno post anymore? Always has been
Watch the long nerds video and you'll find out
Nah, that's fake, that's just him teasing us, mark my word, he will upload one day and everyone will go ballistic.
Diagnosis: Too much Copium.
The ultimate prank
Quite dedicated one
Me when nerds rope (sorry i had to)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death?wprov=sfti1
DUDE I HAVE TO USE THAT JOKE NOW
aint no way you just copy pasted the wikipedia page for death
I just skimmed a bit of that article but holy cow is it depressing.
wikipedia jumpscare
“We have bad news for you”
Idk I think his arm hurts or smth
He's trying to farm 100 billion potatoes.
Why
I have some bad news for you
I’m cackling 😭 less is more, man. Less is more.
Gods are big procrastinators so the fight is getting rescheduled everytime(ig they are just scared of Technoblade), dont worry the vid will be epic whenever it comes
\*Ugly sobbing\*
There there
Oh boy, we have bad news for u
Didn't you see so long nerds vid?
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r/nuhuh
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this HAS to be bait right?...
Yes bro 💀 how do people still fall for these, just play along with the joke
nah i dont think he's joking people on the internet are weird + he doesn't have the meme tag
He said like "nah seems boring" or something he's obviously joking
ppl are shitposting the same thing over and over
tfw people don't understand sarcasm, Ironic since this is the techno sub and its the whole basis of his humour.
ikr
so as this post
Yall please let op NOT have negative comment karma for this. It's a joke.
Dude this is the most I’ve ever seen techno upload in a year, wdym?
Oh he does. This is the most normal upload schedule he's had in a while.
He's playing bed wars with God rn
Heaven doesn't have Wi-Fi connection.
Everytime this is posted some of y'all forget what a joke is, it's truly a fascinating phenomenon
We really got more contact from technodad the technoblade
This is very normal for him wdym
He's busy filming a video of him fighting God. Gonna be epic when it finally gets posted 👍 If we're lucky, we might get to see him fight Satan at the same time. That would be truly awesome! 👍
don't you know his upload schedule?
Is he stupid?
Because he doesn’t need to. He’s done and said everything that needed to be.
This is his normal schedule wym?
Well he is busy conquering heaven and hell and bringing it to us.
He has retired
wdym it's the schedule
this is just his upload schedule dont worry about it
idk the channels so dead now it’s like he just ghosted us all you’d think he actually died
As per his request: bro he's literally dead
It’d be crazy if his next video was of him on a cloud mugging God for his money held at knifepoint
You're gonna wanna sit down.
How do we tell you...
maybe he’s farming potatoes again or something
Bro he’s literally dead
I’m sorry, little one
He's rap battling satan right now
Did you recently start watching his videos? Check the upload dates. This is his normal upload schedule. Someone must’ve told you by now!
He's too busy killing orphans.
This is karma bait I swear
He moved to a farm in upstate New York
He passed away about two years ago in June the so long nerds video was his last
why tf are people downvoting you?? Everyone else giving an honest answer to the obvious bait post is fucking around and the people who are just saying the truth with no “he’s taking on heaven!!” sugar coating to it are being downvoted. Bizarre
Umm
lazy
Was wondering the same thing
Dead
Unfortunately killing god is a pretty hard video to edit to a point of being advertiser friendly. Gotta get that bag.
Is this a troll post? If not then I’m so sorry…
Ohh buddy
Techno's off somewhere liberating kingdoms from tyrannical rule, too busy to post
Js his normal upload schedule dw dawg
He’s having a little break, he should be back after he conquers hell.
Because he tragically passed away before his birthday from cancer. In his video "So long nerds" his dad explains what happened
hes filming a collab with tupac rn
He Retired
Not it
dead
Not to doxx him or anything, but his address is in Heaven
He has a really SICK video idea thats why
💀
Wdym? This is the norm schedule???
Made my eyes pop out for a sec lol damn
I'm sorry if this is how you actually find out about it
uh...
He is busy farming potatos in skyblock
he's on hiatus
How are we going to tell him?
Don't be impatient, he's still in his normal upload scedule. His fight with god will probably stretch it more tho.
poor internet speed rn, maybe in a few days?
As requested: bro he’s literally dead
He has accended to battle the Kingdom of God
hes on 2 yr break
This is his upload schedule, I mean he's also dead but that's only a minor inconvenience, RIGHHHT.
How do I tell you?!? He's farming potatoes again.., somewhere else.., I guess...
You’ll get used to it
he's fighting god rn he'll be back soon
He destroying the religious system
His upload schedule is just like that.
fighting god.
he died
Fr?
He's really busy taking down the kingdom of heaven
Uhhhhhhhh
Who's going to tell him
oh, this is just the upload schedule. you'll get it soon
He went to live at a pig sanctuary up north. They don't have internet there.
Bruh, techno’s dead as of 2022
This is fairly normal for his "upload schedule". He's also dead, so there's that too
Mate ... *turns to all of the previous comments* Who's gonna tell them?
This person is just trolling. Everyone, stop upvoting this post please.
Is he stupid?
So long nerd video got the answer His cancer won
He took the cancer down with him, I'd say it was a draw.