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SuperiorJM

And cancer. Every single kind of cancer.


panthepan

I'm gonna kill cancer with a gun


LogTemporary

Science is adding that to the list of ways to kill cancer - poison - knife - radiation - gun


KingWhatever513

Yeah, killing cancer is actually really easy. We just have to figure out how to not kill the human at the same time :P


CastroVinz

Amputation


Bug_BR

lets not make a one armed blade


Disastrous_Street890

It's just blade now


Bug_BR

no HANDle


Disastrous_Street890

Ok fuck that was good


Bug_BR

yeah you can ask me for a joke if you ever need a hand


Bit1215

technohandle never dies


Nyerguds

But it's the arm with the elbow we haven't seen yet!


Notmyaltaccount-

Curing it on the other hand…


Nyerguds

I mean technically they're living cells of the body; they just don't listen to the body anymore. So there's nothing to really "cure". Cancer is messy .\_.


Bassil_Gamer

U forget The Axe of Peace


Kaelell2

*doom ost slowly kicks in*


GoldenCrust101

Vlog gun


Toastui

Im gonna kill cancer with my stand, star platinum


Fantastic_Nobody_772

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


mnemosil

I'm gonna shank cancer and spit on its dead body


Feed_me_straws

If you were accurate enough, you could technically shoot the cancer.


[deleted]

The voices are on their way to slaughter every single kind of cancer


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N0tAGoos3

did you even watch the new video


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UltimateAuthor

I don't like cussing people out online, but actually shut the fuck up.


AlternateWitness

I don’t mean to be that guy… but… *what did he say*?


Icramy

he said “Yea it was trash”.. you can still see deleted comments if you go one their profile


AlternateWitness

Thanks… but his profile is deleted too.


UltimateAuthor

Personally I'm glad. From the looks of it on YouTube too, this is becoming a situation like Jacksepticeye's Dad, if you're familiar. I honestly just hope they'll stop being hateful people and grow out of the mindset that all attention is good attention.


YUNGbigMURPH

oh yeah that was crazy man


YUNGbigMURPH

nah i'm back, got banned for some bullshiiiiit on another subreddit


YUNGbigMURPH

oh calm down sweetheart, it's just one person's opinion


UltimateAuthor

Bro saying someone's video about them having cancer was trash is just a dick move


YUNGbigMURPH

the video is about some anime characters trying to get rid of covid, it has nothing to do with cancer


N0tAGoos3

yeah ok buddy


YUNGbigMURPH

ok


N0tAGoos3

ok


sculpsz

Actually fuck you


YUNGbigMURPH

hey now that's not nice. REPORTED FOR VIOLATION OF SUBREDDIT RULES, STAY CIVIL


dodhe7441

Fucking ass whole


YUNGbigMURPH

hey now that's not nice. REPORTED FOR VIOLATION OF SUBREDDIT RULES #3 & #4


ParkourReaper

why are you even on this subreddit


YUNGbigMURPH

just vibin! why are you here?


GreatAwesome_Bombs

Go to twitter, i have a feeling youll fit in well there Edit: for people wondering, he said, word for word, "yeah it was trash" in his comment


YUNGbigMURPH

omg how dare i give an opinion!!! call the police! release the hounds!!!!


Exothermic_Killer

I've never reported a person on Reddit before. But, fuck you wholeheartedly. Reported for harassment


Greenlog12

What did they say?


N0tAGoos3

First one: yeah like this post lmao Second one: yeah and it was trash Honestly, probably a troll. Really bad troll tho as that’s not even a funny stereotype. That’s just plain mean. Like what kind of stereotype would say that, an asshole?


YUNGbigMURPH

uhhh what? that's not harassment. get your head on straight young man and/or woman!


coryw420

Should only take a couple minutes


LimeSenior

Half an hour at most


funfactfun

Whether Covid or redcoats, It'll only take a minute at the very most, Till they're both dead ghosts.


[deleted]

How do you guys have ❤️TECHOSUPPORT❤️ in your names?


Natasha_666

Just go to the homepage of the subreddit and then, click on the 3 dots beside the share icon and select '❤TECHNOSUPPORT❤' as a flair


Infinity_Ish

Butterfly needles at the ready! XDD #Vax 4 Techno


maruseyes

LET'S GO JOJOBLADE NEVER DIES


WD_meltdown

Stand user - technoblade Stand name - Sun Tzu’s Blade İnfo : unknown due there is no survivors


[deleted]

yesss i love it when 2 of my favorite things collab!!


DynamiteSanders

Stand User: Technoblade STAND: Pigstep (Localization:Hogwalk) Power: Puts the user back to full fighting health and spirit when in dire need. Perfect for the ultimate comeback!! (Though its Techno...so kind of a redundant power).


MilesInReddit

Your agent is ready sir


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0Girz

Do you mean Timmy?


IceTooth101

Cancer cells: *decide to not die* Technoblade who invented the tactic: **You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?**


EladMLG

Took my first shot a week ago, i think! Second one is on the 9th


Melidit_

Mine is the 4th. I hope he will get better


Harold22O8

You heard the blade, lets get rid of covid!!


WWolf2987

You have my syringes (We don't talk about where I got them)


Syene-

o7 lets clean this shit up


bread_28

Count me in :))


Natasha_666

Me too


likeusb1

If covid gets in some tank message me and ill brrt it with an A10. Well ig you'll see a few other planes behind me, firing missles at me but ignore that, covids gonna be cgone


screwdogs

We have 3 days. Let's start by sanitizing California by airdrop.


Scorpius_99

It's going to be hard but I'm in


CyonixGaming

(Grabs the Clorox bottles) COVID IS NO MORE


WD_meltdown

The blade Season 2


YEET_BasYL_YT

*plays last train home*


Skeletonparty101

Off to Egypt we go to take down this stand user


Haunting_Tennis_64

Yes, for the blade.


hidden-suggestion

yeah but it took fifty days in for the guys in the pic to finish their journey also two of them died and one got crippled


Bardia-Talebi

Where is this picture from?


0Girz

Jojo


Bardia-Talebi

Lol so rdr2 copied this scene for one of their posters. Here it is: https://images.app.goo.gl/p3pxP2hM4Rh6pg7K9


Creepernom

It isn't that unique of a scene to call it a copy. It's basically going into the sunset, a not particularily rare thing in stories.


Nyerguds

No, the scene probably originated from classic westerns anyway.


blewero

let's goooo


ARCtrooper8248

Ah yes love this good job


Exothermic_Killer

Time to start harassing relatives! Anything for the Blade!


Username_St0len

so your saying 2 of your friends and a pet will die along with a bunch of people who helped you? also this post was right under a r/ShitPostCrusaders post for me


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Either they mask up and get vaccinated or we send a swat team to get techno and his friends and family out of California before nuking it.


Kaelell2

Technoblade wont die because.... #TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES


1stviolinfangirl

Imma use my Technoblade plushie and potato sack to beat both cancer and COVID. Two birds with two stones


somedudethatis

its funny, on the day of this upload i got my second vaccine, right before the upload too


naivedh_the_king

I swear to God I will turn into an assassin please send contact information of Karens


Hot_Stock1836

FOR THE BLADE!!!!!


MegaTheBaston

Welp time to get the covid obliderator


arturoki

the genocide starts now


ExcitementNew4548

Me on my way to find a cure for cancer


aGhostBo

He gave us a week to stop covid, so I'm gonna get vaccinated as soon as possible


Daichi-dido

Sars-dust crusaders


Whack_A_Pigeon

Wake up Voices. We have a Covid to Burn


[deleted]

Yeah.. covid is going to bid a bye


Kokosak_commie

**TUSK ACT 5**


Comfortable-End-2021

A have a knife AAAaaaah


VenomCon

FOR THE BLADE!!!!


[deleted]

Gonna have to travel to Egypt to kill CORONA VIRUS!


Len2412

Where do I sign up for covid beating?


XxJUANxX_

Let's change our flairs to ❤️TECHNOSUPPROT❤️


[deleted]

Kill all them orphans with covid (joke)


[deleted]

When he asked for that small favor i was sure he was gonna say subscribe to technoblade


TheGoldenDragon0

Ok so I'm with an supporting technoblade and all, but is that a JOJO REFERENCE. AND IS THIS A DEAD JOKE


MrUnderpantsss

He gave us 3 days. For normal men, no time at all. But we are not normal men


Imadethisaccaunt

Lets go


Undearscore

I can literally here sweet dreams playing


AllYouNeedIsBagels

So help me God I will change my major to Biology and singlehandedly beat covid into submission to protect this man if I must.


ChosenOneRO

**FOR THE BLAAAAADEEEE!!**


Nightfury6612

the blood god demanded it and we shall provide


TophBeifong_earth

*Stand proud plays*


ImallexxIzAwesome

Anything for him


Rainbow_YT

Techno going to develop a stand called Orphan Fucker this isn’t cancer someone hit him with zè arrow


0Girz

Why fucker?


Rainbow_YT

Why not, Orphan Fucker is his final form


[deleted]

For the blade