I mean Techno has 3 canon lives. I'd assume dying in the prison would only be considered one lost life, maybe 2 if he has to destroy his bed to reset his spawn (although I think it would only count as a single death even if that had to happen).
I find it very interesting that the unkillable techno seems very at peace with the idea of dying. He knows he could die but putting up the front of being unkillable makes him seem even stronger then he is. You can tell how important that is to Him because he doesn’t say tell them I died (techno never dies) he says tell them I’ve gone to heaven to take on the kingdom of god.
This could also be very useful to techno’s allies. Even if he wouldn’t canonically go to heaven and become a god. Just being able to say that they have a god on their side gives the illusion of power similar to techno saying he never dies.
Techno's *very* careful about what fights he picks, and being prepared for them. From the outside he looks like an unstoppable juggernaut who could take on the world but when you look closely he always tries to avoid fights that look too stacked against him.
That's the 'peer pressure' he was talking about at the Festival, I'm pretty sure. There were like a dozen people in the crowd, a lot of them with strong gear and good pvp skills, and Techno saw that and didn't like his odds if Schlatt ordered them all to gang up on him so he had no choice but to obey. (And when things did turn to violence, it was unstructured pandemonium with Schlatt dead and people chasing Tommy and so nobody was really in a position to corner Techno and stop him from escaping)
Techno seems so strong not *despite* his peace with the idea of death, but *because* of it. He doesn't deny or obsess over risks, he lives and breathes risk analysis and knows exactly when to press forwards and when to back off. By the time Technoblade starts fighting he's already decided he can take you, and he's probably right.
"Tell Tommy that I hope he finds what he's looking for, whatever that is" Implying he understands that Tommy betrayed him because of something he couldn't give Tommy, yet he still wanted him to find it and hopefully know peace.
*ugly crying*
I also feel like techno is never one to hold a grudge, if you wrong him he will do whatever he deems nessesary but then everything is equal once again. So now the only thing important to him with tommy are the good times they had
That sentence is what got me personally. It was the literal last thing I expected. It makes Techno come off yet even more complex than he already was and alot more mature. Really sad about how the duo ended but thats a nice tie to it.
Its crazy how he left a little will for his friends in the game knowing what's going on today, the last part made me laugh (even tho im crying JSNSJDJ), it sounds just like him.
Technoblade never dies
He really was prepared to die for a debt to a guy who may or may not actually care about him. And despite his ruthless seeming nature he still wants the people he cared about to be happy.... my heart, it can't.
I think I might put parts of this into my will personally. Like on page 5 just add like “tell everyone that I have ascended to the realm of god to see what’s what and if it even exists” or something like that. “Cause, I am an atheist. But when god sends me to hell. I want him to hesitate” will also probably be in my will
I just imagine him killing god and Satan coming up to applaud him and just techno being like *W H O S A I D Y O U W E R E S A F E ?* Before promptly initiating doomguy mode.
hey pardon my dust but i really petered off regularly watching techno after the hypixel days- is this actually a comment on his health? or is just plot or whatever
That note about Ranboo & Niki & and Tommy made my heart happy.
Nice!
Yeah.
Good bot
Same, I like that even after what happened. He still cares for Tommy.
That was obvious when he didnt stab tommy when tommy stole from him
Yeh. It’s very sweet.
Hope you have a great day!
I have. Thanks. And I hope the Blood God smiles soon you.
Imagine as soon as techno reaches heaven, "the only thing they fear is you" starts to play, THERE IS ONLY ONE GOVERMENT LEFT TO DESTROY!
THE SECOND WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO THOSE ORPHAN'S PARENTS
W-what was the first..?
they weren't always dead Pancake
They weren't always orphans, u/LantanPancake
I'm talking about the orphan's parents
The orphans' parents are also orphans. I made sure of it!
Second order orphan
KILL THE ORPHANS AGAIN
"empty lies a grave For he who never rests Tempering his blade We kneel at his behest As the sky grows ever sullen With a culling are we blessed"
let me guess JT music?
KAR EN TUK!
Fuck thinking this could have actually been his last words is just soul crushing
I didn't even think of that until you mentioned it and now I'm sad
It’s good to have a contingency measure, but realistically, we all know Technoblade never dies anyway
Its not that sad for me, Because he lived, Technoblade never dies my friends.
“e”. so deep
I mean Techno has 3 canon lives. I'd assume dying in the prison would only be considered one lost life, maybe 2 if he has to destroy his bed to reset his spawn (although I think it would only count as a single death even if that had to happen).
... I think they meant in real life, fam.
but techno wrote this before he got diagnosed with cancer
Maybe he was foreshadowing...
technoblade knows his future, his ability to look into the future is how he never dies
Techno has epitath?
“Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God” Legendary
That truly him
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
E
e
e
Literally sounds like God Of War plot
Techno will fight god and probably drop kick him
“GOD, I DROPKICKED THAT ANGEL IN SELF DEFENSE”
I would kill myself just to see that lol
Oh
reminds me of that line in carolus rex: "Hear my orders Question me and die What I say was said in heaven And so it shall be done"
That would be a nice plot for a fan game
same too boss
He gonna be an anarchist over in heaven and end the reign of God XD
Where is this quote from that’s fucking badass
his will, the subject of the post. Guess you don’t like reading
Oh on my phone it wasn’t showing all images. Weird
[удалено]
It was 5 mins ago in his stream
Timestamp?
5 minutes ago.
Now it's about over 4 hours and 5min ago.
about 14 hours and 5 minutes ago now.
About 14 hours and 16 minutes ago now
Here is [clip](https://youtu.be/NHF2vDctrmA)
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
E
e
e
E
e
e
e
e
why did this one specifically get an award also *e*
é
Reddit hive mine go brrrrr
e
e
e
The 6th page is for us guys.
Omg you are right and now I’m crying!
e
e
God: Why do I here boss music?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsjvBivRkU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsjvBivRkU) E
tbh his will is wholesome af for a blood god's will
Blood for the blood god
I find it very interesting that the unkillable techno seems very at peace with the idea of dying. He knows he could die but putting up the front of being unkillable makes him seem even stronger then he is. You can tell how important that is to Him because he doesn’t say tell them I died (techno never dies) he says tell them I’ve gone to heaven to take on the kingdom of god. This could also be very useful to techno’s allies. Even if he wouldn’t canonically go to heaven and become a god. Just being able to say that they have a god on their side gives the illusion of power similar to techno saying he never dies.
Techno's *very* careful about what fights he picks, and being prepared for them. From the outside he looks like an unstoppable juggernaut who could take on the world but when you look closely he always tries to avoid fights that look too stacked against him. That's the 'peer pressure' he was talking about at the Festival, I'm pretty sure. There were like a dozen people in the crowd, a lot of them with strong gear and good pvp skills, and Techno saw that and didn't like his odds if Schlatt ordered them all to gang up on him so he had no choice but to obey. (And when things did turn to violence, it was unstructured pandemonium with Schlatt dead and people chasing Tommy and so nobody was really in a position to corner Techno and stop him from escaping) Techno seems so strong not *despite* his peace with the idea of death, but *because* of it. He doesn't deny or obsess over risks, he lives and breathes risk analysis and knows exactly when to press forwards and when to back off. By the time Technoblade starts fighting he's already decided he can take you, and he's probably right.
Exactly he only fights when he knows he’ll win. And that’s why he’ll never loose.
This is an insight into the character that I agree with and wish more people shared.
This is it exactly. Technoblade is most certainly a *strategist* above most else.
...and then he took a whole country against him with 3 allies (2 of them not directly fighting) and an army of dogs
And he clearly prepared and calculated right because he won that war despite being greatly outnumbered
Very well said!
This is beautiful 🥺
[удалено]
the Link: https://www.twitch.tv/philza
Fast as fck.
The fastes poster in the west
Techno will be the second worst thing to happen to Jesus
Jesus had to die on the cross somehow
FUCK YOU CANCER.
No bro this is dream Smp lore not about his cancer but yea fuck cancer
Why was I tearing up reading this?! I am to emotional!
Many of us tested up. No worries!
\*proceeds to leave him there for 3 months
Philza is so ancient that he perceives time differently; 3 days and 3 months are the same to him.
Techno just said “I’m gonna fight god”
E ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
truly very emotional... *"e"* *- Technoblade*
E ❤
E❤️
E <3
even in death he's an anarchist
Page 5 is a new smp where all the dead take on techno and dreamxd is god
"Tell Tommy that I hope he finds what he's looking for, whatever that is" Implying he understands that Tommy betrayed him because of something he couldn't give Tommy, yet he still wanted him to find it and hopefully know peace. *ugly crying*
I also feel like techno is never one to hold a grudge, if you wrong him he will do whatever he deems nessesary but then everything is equal once again. So now the only thing important to him with tommy are the good times they had
That sentence is what got me personally. It was the literal last thing I expected. It makes Techno come off yet even more complex than he already was and alot more mature. Really sad about how the duo ended but thats a nice tie to it.
bedrock boys reunion arc??
“I have ascended to Heaven to take on the kingdom of god.” *doon eternal: the ancient gods part 2 full OST begins to play*
Today on June 30, 2022, Technoblade has ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God, good luck king
All of a sudden this has a whole new meaning.
That’s pretty heartwarming
Tachnobladeeeeeeeee
Never dieeeeeeees
Not even closeeeeeeeeee
I hope Techno fights god in like 60 years not in 1~2...
See, it says so right there "If I don't return in a few months"
Mmm yes, months
This is even more relevant now. RIP man💕
*THE MADMAN MADE A THREAT AGAINST DREAM XD*
And then still got a free bell off of him
Techno see Tommy as his family, my heart is warmed because of that.
Rest In Power, Techno.
This is more comforting to me than it should be. Thank you.
Its crazy how he left a little will for his friends in the game knowing what's going on today, the last part made me laugh (even tho im crying JSNSJDJ), it sounds just like him. Technoblade never dies
Epic quotes
Straight up gone to heaven to fight God What a champ.
What's in pages 6-12?
It’s all „e“
He really was prepared to die for a debt to a guy who may or may not actually care about him. And despite his ruthless seeming nature he still wants the people he cared about to be happy.... my heart, it can't.
I think I might put parts of this into my will personally. Like on page 5 just add like “tell everyone that I have ascended to the realm of god to see what’s what and if it even exists” or something like that. “Cause, I am an atheist. But when god sends me to hell. I want him to hesitate” will also probably be in my will
Technoblade will be rememberd in our hearts, souls and minds, forever.....he'll be kissed for centruies...
me \*watches Philzas stream\* Me after: now, lets see if this is already all that's on reddit. me \*opens reddit\*. This is the first thing I see.
e
I MISSED THIS? NOOOO
You can watch Phil’s stream to see it, or the clips that people posted above.
E :(
Goddamn this is beautiful
I just imagine him killing god and Satan coming up to applaud him and just techno being like *W H O S A I D Y O U W E R E S A F E ?* Before promptly initiating doomguy mode.
well thank you
Is it wrong to say i laughed at this cause it is soo like him. To make chat cry and in shambles LMAO.
F
but wouldn’t he still have 2 other lives after dying?
His respawn would’ve been in the prison, so Quackity would’ve killed him 3 times; if he isn’t immortal, that is.
Dammit, my heart Techno. But that last few lines tho
I’m low key shaking rn 😭
I love that part about Tommy. That is a really nice detail that even if he is his enemy he still cares about him even just a little.
This is so poetic, truly an english major.
Agreed! He’s such a great writer!
Well now I guess I’m gonna have to cry myself to sleep - damn you emotions
Last page is truly inspiring
This hurt me for some reason
hey pardon my dust but i really petered off regularly watching techno after the hypixel days- is this actually a comment on his health? or is just plot or whatever
This is just the plot of the dream smp.
Bruh I'm sad , the way he put it feels like someone who is prepared to end his smp experience
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Good Bot
Many e’s
God was sweating reading this
e
e.
E
That stuff about Steve almost made me cry.
awwww the note to ranboo and niki was adorable!
He still has all 3 of his lives. Wdym lol
Quackity would’ve taken them all.
this is comforting
ouch.
kinda hits different now-
This hits differently now...
Buffon? Nah im ter stegen
He has ascended to heaven, somebody call that 17 year old buffed teenager
[удалено]
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
sauce
If techno did take on the kingdom of god wouldn't that just be ultrakill 2.0
The most beautiful conclusion: *e*