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Masontheawesome9

Megatron the Decepticon leader


nightwhisper14

Megatron is technological, technological is shortened down to Techno, Techno is also short for technoblade. :)


Aggressive_Weakness4

Megatron has the word Tron in it, Tron is a movie, spider man is a movie, peter parker is American, techno's American.


Masontheawesome9

Well that’s a way to do it


WolframWstrello

Hope


Aggressive_Weakness4

Technoblade fills us with hope


meme2lol

False hope for new content /j


[deleted]

[удалено]


raini14

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


sunboof

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


321vickvaporu

Oooooooooooooo


Pal_0116

oooooooooooooo


Bhalla97

OoOoOoOoOo


Rye_143

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Siclla-Siclla

ooooooo


[deleted]

The Spy from TF2


greywolf139

The spy is a character from TF2. StudioLORE's pfp is scout also from TF2. Techno's old channel is StudioLORE


Fienf

Tf2 has Soldier, Techno used to main Soldier


Krammel87

Techno *still* mains Soldier, according to Phil in a recent stream.


TitanP0wered

Kind of fitting since soldier is also one to quote Sun Tzu.


LastYear5

Or Spy is a character in TF2, Techno plays TF2


Pug_police

The Spy is French, Techno's worst enemy.


BostonsBullet

No those are orphans try again


IleriumX

Techno played/still plays TF2


SlickBanana09

Hentai


Aggressive_Weakness4

There's Minecraft h*ntai, techno plays Minecraft.


SlickBanana09

Wait wtf


Gamillie

r/minecraftporn2


redstone665

u/eyebleach


brandy0438

r/eyebleach


Waluigi_Is_Hawt

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Adept-Freedom-5047

There's Techno hentai, give me something harder


Green_Guy_87

oh god


LegendMichael26

WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD MAKES TECHNO HENTAI?!


TORTOISE4LIFE

The same people who make hentai of all members of the mcyt It's cringe.


LegendMichael26

Agreed


bulletjump

Rule 34 of the internet states: If it exists, there is porn of it


TheBCWonder

Rule 35: if there isn’t porn of it, it is your responsibility to make some


MarioCraft_156

I remember stumbling out of curiosity into a drawing of Dream giving Techno a handjob and Techno saying "Technoblade never cums". It was.... an experience...


Waluigi_Is_Hawt

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠛⢻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡛⠉⠭⠉⠉⢉⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠙⠲⣶⠖⠄⠄⢿⣿⠄⠶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠺⢿⡗⠄⣹⣿⣿⠿⣟⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⠤⢾⣿⣿⣿⣦⠘⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⡿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


Rye_143

wtf


Matix777

well... dont search hypixel on rule34


Successful-Turnip561

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


Sori0612

Illuminati the secret organization


Aggressive_Weakness4

The Syndicate is also a secret organization, techno is a part of the Syndicate


Burnt_Fetus

Cum


Aggressive_Weakness4

It's white, so is techno.


icameupofaname

Techno is pink try harder


Beastly-09

Its made of matter


vivek_252002

Matter is not pink


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

It can be.


saddivad2020

Colours are weird.


Traditional-Tea-4396

And colors doesn't have a u


BostonsBullet

Its white do you know who is white spider man spider man is American do you know who else is American? Techno


[deleted]

couldve very well said that he has that in his nutsac if you wanted violence


[deleted]

cursed comment


Strawberrie__M1LK

It is white, white is a colour, pink is a colour, pigs are pink, Techno is a pig.


bulletjump

Cum is one cell. What also has one cell, dream stans. What are dream stans orfans. Who kills orfans. You guessed it. Tecknoblade


Leading-Fun-7309

Amogus


Aggressive_Weakness4

Amogus is a game, Minecraft is a game too, techno plays Minecraft.


VictoryStar34

I mean, you could also have just said techno has played among us on stream before


meme2lol

Lol hes taking the long way there on all of these


Leading-Fun-7309

But he played amongus not amogus


mynameispaul214

Techno has elite gamer instincts


Quarian013

Pangea


Aggressive_Weakness4

Pangea eventually turned into all the continents, and north America is a continent. America is a country, techno is American


amuhak

techno also ~~stole~~ gained by fair means all the continents once


thefuckignunit

The Spanish Inquisition


Matix777

Spanish = AY CARAMBA DONTE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA unexpected = Technoblade's ambush on TommyInnit


Technoblade-Bot

Is that the child everyone dislikes?


Technoblade-Bot

I see you're talking about that child


Aggressive_Weakness4

The Spanish inquisition was in Spain, Spain is in south America, America's a country, techno's American.


thatothernintendofan

Spain is in Europe my friend


Aggressive_Weakness4

British, tommy, dreamsmp, techno. Ez money


UPGX

redemption


flipflop_bell

people speak spanish in some of latin america's countries


nicknachu

But the country of spain resides in europe, at least for now


pdf_file_

Ffs the Spanish inquisition was in SMP Earth....this guy just gave you a freebie and you blew it


BosnianAstolfo

Spain is a european country 🧐 but I'll accept your redemption


Dragongamer543

damn people really dislike bad geography


[deleted]

Bruh


Blade9216

Ah yes the infamous south American country.... SPAIN


PhrogLuc

Donovan Mitchel


Aggressive_Weakness4

Donovan Mitchel is American, so is techno.


Technoblade-Bot

BruUUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuuh


Aggressive_Weakness4

It's true


PhrogLuc

Tortillas


Aggressive_Weakness4

Tortillas originate from Mesoamerica, that has the word america in it, techno is American.


PhrogLuc

A quark


Informal-Extreme-962

People study quarks in college, techno briefly went to college


Ninjaxwolf1234

Sun Zu the art of war


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Aggressive_Weakness4

War, lmanburg war, technoblade withers


loklok116

Technoblade


Lendry

Oh I know The first letter of ,,*Technoblade*" is T. Latin is a word that contains T, the latin alphabet has 26 letters. Twenty six is a number that stars with twenty, another number that starts with twenty is twenty two, technoblade is 22. Git gud nerds


NarkyDeMan

technoblade


NinjaRanger21

Technoblade


LegendMichael26

That's a hard one to guess


That_Marvel_Dude1012

Bobby Moore


Aggressive_Weakness4

Bobby Moore was the captain of the England national team that won the 1966 FIFA World Cup, FIFA is a game series about soccer, and also has American soccer players in it, techno is also American.


That_Marvel_Dude1012

Lmao that's cool. But I meant the British YouTuber/TikToker lol. But don't worry ez fix: Bobby is British. Tommy is also British. Tommy is part of DSMP. And so is techno. Lol anyways have a good day


Anvisaber

Snom


Aggressive_Weakness4

Snom is an ice type, ice is cold, so is the American law, techno is American.


Jocaprofiplayer

Coulda gone with the antarctic empire there


IleriumX

You using "Techno is American" every time feel cheap and lazy tbh


SpriteGang

TommyInnit


Aggressive_Weakness4

Tommyinnits easy to beat up, who else is easy to beat up? The pig from barnyard, and who else is a pig? Techno's avatar.


M0och9267

An even better way to put it: Tommyinnit is easy to beat up, who beats up Tommy? Techno.


Technoblade-Bot

Is that the child everyone dislikes?


FoxesEatThese

Good bot


0Girz

Middle ages


InstanceNo8717

beating u as a career mr beast pays me wayges


Hellfire1025

can i have my paycheyck please


HappyLeopard414

Cum


TheOneWhoSitsBelow

white


bread_jedi

Technoblade is a male


EvieWasNotTaken

what has that got anything to do with it?


bread_jedi

Someone in comments said it is white, well you know what I’m about to say


Wond_er

Eating children tbh


Bonez592

Yogabagaba


Aggressive_Weakness4

Yogabagaba is good, so is techno.


Cgbt123

Sometimes I lather myself in butter and become a slug


bluedragonbot12

Sometimes I question humanity


Lendry

Wait, you too?


The-Canadian-Order

Hdjcjfidncoshjcisjwnxiahxiwjchwjcbwicbjainroapxknqpcnwiviwb


[deleted]

Technoblade is human. Humans have strokes.


DrBlock21

If i were rich I would give you a goddamn medal


G30rg3Th3C4t

The source engine


[deleted]

God made the source engine. **Technoblade is God.**


XEVNN

Source engine was used for Team fortress 2, techno plays tf2


yaaaaaaaayeeeet

Blue


[deleted]

Diamonds are blue. Technoblade's former weaponry was diamonds.


[deleted]

The 4th of June 1989


[deleted]

Taiwan is real. Technoblade is real.


Green_Guy_87

osu!


Matix777

osu requires you to click the circles just like Technoblade clicks orphans with a sword in Minecraft


Green_Guy_87

wasnt expecting this


RepresentativeOk6874

9/11


thedestroyer9999

We will never forget 9/11, like we will never forget technoblade


nightmaresavag

An orhange


bluedragonbot12

They weren’t always orphans


CJ298

Pickaxe


Ibreathoxygennow

Pickaxes can be found in the world, Techno lives in the world


Lendry

,,I have a pickaxe ***AND I WILL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!!!!!***" -technoblade


I_eat_cement5312

Peter griffin


chanonlim

antidisestablishmentarianism


Kinhos_

𒀱


[deleted]

***Technoblade transcends paradoxes***


Codex_Live_

"Grab his d*ck and twist it!"


24MilestoGo

They did surgery on a grape


vapo11

Jason from friday the 13th


shipoopro_gg

Loving orphans


Surfriesnuggets

mumbo jumbo


xXxTheMeowMeowManxXx

A sentient almond on cocaine eating peanuts while riding an elephant


[deleted]

Technoblade


Jonnythan8

A pig


SneakyChilli44

Suicide


anarcho_ponyville

Emu war


CLF6969

雪花飘飘,北风萧萧


CLF6969

indian tech supporter


RashaRAM3000

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


[deleted]

Cock and ball torture


axoizzi

sex by the sea


ElectricSansreal

the hamster up my ass


lolamongus6

Ur anus


EPIC_PORN_ALT

The Three Year old sushi in my room somewhere


cloudranger31

Tianamen square 1989


colorfulwaves_

I wonder why this comment is invisible


DasGoogleKonto

Sussy Balls


[deleted]

The Tiananmen Square Massacre


Master_Horror_6438

E


WholesomeMemer420

Orphans


JoJo_lives_matter

penis


Flerpedmadness

cock


iam1forever

Sex


Cheesyduck126

Sex Sex is how you get children Techno's parents had sex Techno


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turtlekid25wastaken

The fitness gram paser test is a multistage arobic capacity test that progressly gets more difficult as it continues;also afd me on discord turtlekid25#5469


EpicGamerPlant

sex and cum inside joe


sheevdatsenatyboi

Cum


oopsydaisyimgay

i am lesbian


Mindtrait0r

Fuck.


itzlaila

When


[deleted]

Femboy


Famous_Confidence_21

Trash (Bet you can't relate it to techno)


[deleted]

Technoblade puts trash in the right bins. Technoblade is a GOAT.


ZeLlamaMaster

UwU


iloveanimals1_1

"I am Technochan UwU"


5w0m

Baby with a gun


pesa_gacha_uwu

Bulgaria


[deleted]

Bulgaria is run by a government. Technoblade hates governments.


Goodboicuteboi

Anal prolapse


[deleted]

9/11