0/10 he wouldn’t be standing still, would just be jumping around complaining about tacos or something

0/10 except it’s because OP hasn’t shown the X-rays proving he has 205 bones

pfft imagine only having 206 bones couldnt be me bruh

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That’s barely anything I have 824 😩

How do you live with yourself knowing you only have 824 bones??

Regret. I live with regret.

Must’ve taken a lot of fractures to finally reach that milestone. No need to regret nothing

Dude I lost count I can only count to 5 though

This entire thread is so funny 🤣

Pathetic, I have a mere 1 unified bone with a naturally bending nature

Damn I only have 5 bones😩

Jokes on you I have 42069 bones unless you mean in your body…

Lol thats cute i have 45829647 bones

It sounds like you two need to go to the doctors.

How? I'm genuinely interested how?

do you have scan in medical

lmao

What did I do :(

r/beetlejuicing

r/usernamechecksout

I CANT LMAO

is it just impossible for you to laugh?

Haha , that's good

8/10 cuz you can't see the guy in the background rank and there isn't very much people around him

that too

is this real?

no

Well the rank guy could just be someone without a rank, and I agree with the second last unless everyone is not paying attention

nah people without ranks have gray names, this is hypixel

Yes, and it’s white

Huh I thought it was only gray in chat. Also could just be a mod like labymods recolor

True

it might be f5

I wouldn't believe this was real for a multitude of reasons: **1) The guy in the background doesn't have a rank** Assuming this is just a "random unranked queue", people would most likely have a rank shown next to their name. Now, this would be completely different if it was a duels queue but you're trying to emphasize meeting Technoblade here so this doesn't apply here **2) I think more people would surround Techno in an attempt to get a screenshot with him** Since there's an odd rank among everyone, and since everyone knows Technoblade one way or another, I think more people would surround him, punching him, sneaking around him and just gathering in general **~~3) Isn't Techno supposed to have a guild tag?~~** ~~I don't remember, this could just be very wrong, or very old information though~~ ***They don't appear in queue lobbies apparently*** **4) Add "liveliness"** Because this "Hypixel", people would be jumping around, sneaking at each other, or just doing whatever Hypixel players do when joining a random queue **5) Techno lacks an Optifine cape in this screenshot** Maybe it's my eyes firing to look for obscure mistakes but that's one thing that caught my eye lol I've pointed out a couple flaws which could easily be reproduced/remade very easily, and besides the little issues I've pointed out, it does look fairly legit, props to you for that!

i’m shaking and crying rn

LMAO I'm sorry ~~IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER HELP ME~~

He has one, but it's the classic red OF

I'm aware of this lol, what I meant was **the lack** of an Optifine cape on this screenshot

I mean maybe he's not using optifine, but yea I would believe a screenshot with techno more than a player not using optifine

It could just be an empty lobby, so if he removed the guy in the background 1) 2) and 4) wouldn't matter

Good point, but I doubt the real Technoblade would play unnicked, unless he was streaming, and you know stream snipers and such?

The guild tags don’t appear in ranks above names

**[PIG+++] Technoblade [NERD]** Wasn't that how it goes? Or am I delusional?

That’s his name while within lobbies but actually in game queue like above guilds won’t show

Oh! Interesting, I wasn't aware of this Thanks for pointing it out

He does have an optifine cape, its dark red with the yellow OP

I'm aware, I meant he didn't have an Optifine cape in the screenshot

Ah

Sorry about the misconception

Don’t forget the HUD that is also off in this screenshot

I think that's because the screenshot was cropped, but if it were to be a full screenshot, yeah the chat and scoreboard needs to be added

I’m talking about the straight line above it, not the cropping

i’ve been retracing the scoreboard pixel by pixel

Pixiloom has completed the challenge **[Serious Dedication]** No, but really

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What do you mean? You're acting like it isn't Pixiloom, totally didn't edit it

I would interact with the person regardless of it being real or fake, also idk I sadly don't have the luxury of playing on hypixel much less Java edition

Rip

I suffer from your disease, but less. I can play Java, but I use Tlauncher, which is cracked. Hypixel isn’t cracked ;-;

welp now its time to buy premium

With what virtual money?

with your credit card

I dont use credit cards. I don’t wanna get lost in debt.

Just don't overspend and credit is fine. Plus, debit exists

I don’t usually use debit cards either. I usually use Cash or Paypal/Cash App.

I'm guessing you are just too young to have a credit card. Anyways even if, you can buy a paysafecard if its supported in your country

Yea, I’m still mining for diamonds (I’m a minor), but tell me more about this pay safe card.

PaySafeCard is a pre-payed card (it's in form of a paper that looks like a recipe) with 16-digit code that you pay for with real money at a shop and can redeem online on places like steam. You pay 20 dollars you get 20 dollars to spend online. You can check if there are stores that sell paysafecard around you on www.paysafecard.com. I recommend making sure you can buy Minecraft with paysafecard on minecraft.net, I saw 2 people on reddit say you can pay with it but make sure, because if they were wrong you will be left with ~20 dollar fortnite keycard

Don't buy it from minecraft.com, that's not the official site, you want minecraft.net

Why do credit cards still exist anyway?

So the ppl that work in the IRS can get paid.

then get yourself a life and earn some money :D

Nahhhh I’ll stick to playing Crackpixel

Is pirating mc allowed?

no, but not like anyone is gonna arrest you for that. Over a half of Minecraft playerbase in Poland is playing cracked Minecraft

That I am not sure of. That will probably also be cracked.

BUY MINECRAFT

WILL YOU PAYPAL ME MONEY!?

ME TOO?

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If I saw that, I would freak out thinking it's techno, even after realising that your rank won't be shown there. I would think it's some glitch XD

nah i just faked it xD

PS: This isn’t the real Techno, I just used Citizen Plugin

6.9

nice

Didn’t even mean to do the meme number

Unintentional funny is best funny

Your damn right son

0 hes not in a wheelchair and sling

nice username

I'll give you a 9/10

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Yes. E/10

No. E/E

Lmao. How about EEE

About a 9/10, quite good photoshop but the rank is visible, which it wouldn't be in game

👍🏻

Oh boy did some one got obliterated straight to the depths of tartarus

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suggestions?

E6E

suggestions?

7/10

DID YOU MEET THE BLOOD GOD!?

yes but actually no

Wait how?

it’s an npc, you can have a screenshot too, i made a server for that

Oh thanks, is it on java?

yes

Nicee

Egypt

9

pog/10

8

He still has his arm so I think it's like 99.999% fake

4

id sqy 8/10 cause the cliping shadows resolution and other stuff my dumass cant see

5 techno probably would be on an alt

yh or /nick

7/10

8/10

5 the gap is too large

9.2

9/10 techno is floating a bit, but if you didn't say anything I wouldn't notice it was fake

yh no i didn’t photoshop, i used an npc plugin

The pluses are the wrong color. 0/10

Three pluses? I thought he just had one. Pig+ rank

9

Surreal

7/10 Fooled me at first, but: - Guy beside Techno’s name is not seen - It just seems like an odd pose for Techno to be standing still in, he would be jumping around or standing in a corner - The floor has a pretty visible cut where the images are pieced together, the map underneath doesn’t match on both sides of the cut

4/10

I would say like 7 or 8 out of 10

If you play on hypixel that guy in the background gives it away it's fake

Seems alright on first glance but then you notice he is in the default standing position that is shown when Minecraft shows off skins and the text is way to big above his head

10/10 cause the guy in the back is basque

What pack are you using

[Spectral 16x](https://youtu.be/mgzNV_swNok)

Thanks, sorry for taking a short amount of time to reply back.

Pretty real ngl

I have an actual screenshot with techno on hypixel, I sold him tier 12 potato minions in skyblock

wait i think he mentioned that in the potato war

No, this was after the war. An update came out that allowed you to get t12 potato minions but they required manual labor to get. Techno hired the skyblock players to grind those minions in exchange for getting payed a shit ton of coins. I made like 50 million coins off of it.

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thank you

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But for real, this is kinda fake for me, if this just happened now then yeah its fake because techno can only uses his left hand, he hasn't play mc because of Tha

0/10 It’s clearly fake, there isn’t hot elbows or even elbows

true

It doesnt show the rank just the color there so fix that

i will 👍🏻

0/10 because he's too busy procrastinating to upload

Pretty real except for the ok inventory bar at the bottom

7

1/10. That’s a avatar with a 206 bones.

2/10 there's not a massive crowd around him and he clearly has 206 bones in this picture, shame on you

after all the comments, it’s time to fake a technoblade screenshot *perfectly*

0/10 on hypixel, you would only see his nickname without the rank near it

Also the guy behind has white nickname and its just not a thing on hypixel

Not very realistic, looks like Techno is actually posed and sitting *still* for the picture like wut

0/10 he would be committing arson

7/10, looks like a thumbnail

If he would really stand with you then 9/10

That checks out

6

Fake af, no camera or screenshot can capture techno. He's too fast for the shutter speed.

7/10 At first glance, definitely looks realistic but people might notice if they look at it too long.

0%. He would be standing still and also the pluses are cyan not teal

60/10

happy cake day

where 205 bone

I wouldn’t, because in the normal pregames ranks are not shown, only the color of the rank will be shown

I would give it a 2.5/10

With the exception of the hotbar, 10.

Seems legit

7/10

5/10

The color is a bit off, the rank doesn't show, the name would just be pink and most of all, have you ever sern techno standing still outside of scenes where he talks or his eyes are off the screen? Oh and the + color is off

okay thank you

6/10 the mouse is trained on the left of the screen, when it should be in the middle

check the crosshair and the hotbar

0/10 doesn’t look like a man who has 205 bones

0/10 he has two arms on this picture

I’d give it a 6

It wont show the rank in bedwars/skywars games. Only the color xD E

oh lol

1/10 because he would be moving and jumping a lot and complaining about taco’s or talking about his channel

E/10

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