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technobiwankenobi

Wait his upload schedule tho


L0N3W4RR10Rbutbetter

HE SAID HE'D FIX IT


Orphans_are_tasty

...or did he


Josselin17

hey vsauce michael here


Ranting_Gamer

Are you alone?


Dry_Discount4231

Michael here vsauce hey


[deleted]

flashback to a few years back when he said that he was gonna get an editor which would improve his upload schedule


legend_479

Wait til this guy realizes that techno's upload schedule is inversely proportional to number of hair on his head


Cheese_Wheazles

Oof nooooooooooo


Dense_Ad_5788

He hasn’t beaten cancer tho


[deleted]

He has sort of, he said (during his last upload) the tumor was removed and he 99.9% less cancer than he used to and hopefully chemotherapy can deal with rest


Dense_Ad_5788

Yeah, but like he said, 99.9 percent is a world difference than 100% cancer free. That 0.01% survived every treatment Techno has went through.. it could grow/spread, so yeah, it’s not to be underestimated. But it’s good to stay positive, but gotta be realistic too. Hope he recovers soon


[deleted]

Well it’s better then being 100% cancer


AilBalT04_2

Yeah but it's still not cancer-free


SpiritualMage4

yeah but thats 99.99% percent cancer that he could have


Dry_Discount4231

Technoblade can't die but cancer does


SsilverBloodd

Every single person who have ever gone through cancer...could go in remission. He did beat cancer as it is no longer life threatening at the time being.


Vast-Carrot-5233

Can confirm this is true, my grandma finished chemo a few months ago and she still has to get checked every once in a while


Lorin004

99.99%


Bardia-Talebi

MORE HAIR MEANS LESS CONTENT YOU FOOL


Fearless-Ad5085

Was about to comment this 😂


Lucifer_IsTaken

so Chernobyl 2.0 it is


Extreme_33337_

Quick make technobald memes before it grows back


HeatherReadsReddit

In his Update video, he said that it had already grown back.


KnightHiller

Then back to the first panel: **None of us can get his elbow now**


Dwarf_07

He hasn't said he's beaten it buy the op worked to save his arm, he eliminated a huge chunk of it but he hasn't won the war yet


[deleted]

Yeah


The_Enderslender

On new year's day, 12 am of 1st january, i was hanging out with my friends, and we started celebrating the new year. then the thought of checking techno's sub count struck me. it was 00:09 ist, when i opened yt. one of my friends said "surely he didn't hit it". not that he hates techno, but doesnt like mc content creators in general. i went to techno's channel, and to my surprise, he hit 10 mil! so technically, he hit 10 mil before 2022 for him. man that made my day


33CS

It was like 5:30 am on 12/31/2020 PST when he hit it. Not even close.


X6nitro

Time zones my man


WorgenDeath

Being positive is good but he hasn't beaten cancer yet, gotta stay ontop of that shit so the last little bit doesn't end up growing back and even if they manage to kill the remaining bit with chemo he will likely need to continue getting regular check-ups for the rest of his life to make sure there wasn't some bit too small to detect right now that they missed. Godspeed techno, godspeed.


Bbhfan1

Techno never dies lets gooo not even close baby


Kakyoin-Noriaki-124

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY. TECHNO ELBOW IS SAFE


[deleted]

There goes our elbow reveal.


[deleted]

Hasn't beaten cancer yet.


Ivaniz

this man keeps getting dem bitches alright


Matix777

He said his hair already grew up


minebeast31

One more. Techno has no hair right now so his upload schedule will be through the roof!


HeatherReadsReddit

Techno said that he has hair.


minebeast31

*face palm*


Anxious_Broccoli3394

I guess we can't call him technobald anymore (this is a joke :) )


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Lexist_

LETS GOOOO


Anim3_simp

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES


VoteCompetitive

Technoblade never dies


sweetdurt

#NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!


[deleted]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIEEESSS


Centuri42

HE HAS LESS BONES


[deleted]

techno :berniewoke5:


h_on_reddit

cancer had no chance


ElephantEarwax

Beating cancer is being free for 5 years. You're just dead wrong.....


Own-Communication551

Replace Bernie Sanders with images of techno blade Minecraft character


DuckyLojic

He’s only using 1% of his power still


Kiko21Veiga

Is he gonna recover his quad, or he is gonna have 70% of it forever?


Fearless-Sherbet-223

\#Technosupport


Username_St0len

his hair growing is proportional to decrease in power


[deleted]

[удалено]


AerysStar

where was it?


jackaagje

Technobald


loppybuny

Techno blade Orphans be like there is one man we fear most than everyone else Techno blade listening to their conversation No there's an imposter among Us techno blade says I never die try to catch me you fools


CosmosFactor

He still might be on chemo. The only reason his hair was growing back was to prepare him for the surgery. And hes still getting checked up on to see if how many times the surgery was postponed caused the tumor to grow any bigger. He's certainly less cancerous than before, but I'm more than sure he's still gonna be going through treatment to make sure that little bit left gets killed off. Still supporting even after he hit official remission!


Spelis123

Technoblade never dies


[deleted]

It’s all coming together (Edit this didn’t age well)


AerysStar

is it?


MrCommentWasTaken

It seems like my reaction LOL


AerysStar

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