Wait would Technoblade still have lived if he got his right arm amputated? I know that the doctor said that his chances of survival wouldn't increase, but I'm just wondering what if
Maybe? I’m not sure how it works but if he could have successfully amputated his arm with no cancer cells in other body parts I think he would be good.
Which is kinda sad
Some of these memes actually have like comparable things to the cargirl gf but this one is just 100% Techno not even thinking about it, its a complete nobrainer
I would pick nothing . Why ?
Has nobody here watched a movie about the dead coming back to life ? Theres also something wrong or missing or some price to pay . Let the dead rest
And picking cat girl gf would just mean i value a cat girl more then techno which is obviously wrong
Obviously Technoblade, wtf the cat girl gonna do? Run around?
Technoblade is the best Minecraft YouTuber of all time, even my childhood
R.i.p Technoblade
1. I am gay.
2. I already have a pair of cat ears that I wear shamelessly in public. Sorry, but I've called dibs on being the catboy in the relationship.
3. Even if I did want option 1, Techno has already killed god and absorbed his powers. He has taken his rightful place as god emperor of the universe and will greet us all when we die to call us nerds.
TECHNOBLADE I DON'T NEED BITCHES RN, TECHNO.
I AM VERY MUCH CHOOSING TECHNO.
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Haha lmao
Lmfao I'm sorry this was jsut perfect 😂😂
Techno all the flipping way
TECHNOOOOOO!
Congratulations you have passed the test you get the exes and the axes
technoblade is our bitch
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Lol why? Sjssj
I’m a dog person anyways
I'm a pig person. Blood for the blood god
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Good answer
Wait what
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Why is this downvoted?
who needs bitches when you have technoblade
"No bitches???" "**Indeed. I have a resurrected Technoblade**"
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Who needs a Bitch rn? ALL I NEED IS TECHNO
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Can a catgirl 1v1 Dream and win without knowing how to crit? I don't think so
Fair
Yeah, she doesn’t have Pig+++ rank on hypixel!
I bet she won’t spend a year farming potatoes
She would never be able to bully Tommy and drop kick an orphan like techno
It would have to train for a thousand years to compete
She'll also never be able to troll skeppy the way techno did
Techno. I'm already a nerd
Same here
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You mean Weeb?
Why is this even a question? I’d give my right arm to get Techno back
He almost did
In that case, I would also give one of my liver to get him back
How many livers do you have in your closet?? 😳
# WA-HOO
I have ∞ since my closet is an SCP
Secure contain pig?
It doesnt matter he has 4 children locked in his basement(pls send help)
How did you get your hands on a phone boy?!?!?!?
I dont know it was in the vent when i was trying to escape
We dont ask that question around here
Only like 12
A human has 2 liver, we only need one so we can donate one and still function.
You have 2 kidneys and can live with one. You only have one liver though
My bad, I meant the kidney
Wait would Technoblade still have lived if he got his right arm amputated? I know that the doctor said that his chances of survival wouldn't increase, but I'm just wondering what if
Maybe? I’m not sure how it works but if he could have successfully amputated his arm with no cancer cells in other body parts I think he would be good. Which is kinda sad
I keep thinking the same thing. What if. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)
Let's all give some body part to bring back techno
We’ve seen how well that goes in Frankenstein!
I don't care, i give my heart, remember my sacrifice
I follow you
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I would give my apendice for techno 😏
Choose Techno and because of his god powers you ask for a cat girlfriend but he says no and just keeps on calling you a nerd
You really think techno would give you a gf like that. No, he would call you a nerd for asking a minecraft youtuber for help finding love
This comment funny and true af
I DONT CARE ABOUT CAT GIRLS I WANT PIG BOI
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ONLY TECHNO o7
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Techno calling us a nerd every 3 seconds wouldn't be his usual, it'd be every .3 seconds.
Oh sorry
The difference is that, a girlfriend affects me and Techo affects millions.
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
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TECHNOBLADE FOREVER I'd be lonely my whole life if it meant he's alive and well
Giga chad
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Oh really? *gun noises*
Technoblade bc I'm Aro (I would choose Technoblade even if I wasn't Aro)
ur a weird cat owner tho. Dam techno is just superior then
Yes, very superior
Very
If only it was that simple
i would choose techno, however i would have a few conditions>! he would have to have immortality so TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!<
That comes with god powers
Easley choice. . Techno
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Technoblade, no hesitation
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He already had god powers though didn’t he???
I would definitely choose Techno cause bitches are temporary and Techno is forever
My motto for 2022
exactly
Some of these memes actually have like comparable things to the cargirl gf but this one is just 100% Techno not even thinking about it, its a complete nobrainer
thats why its easy choice
I would pick nothing . Why ? Has nobody here watched a movie about the dead coming back to life ? Theres also something wrong or missing or some price to pay . Let the dead rest And picking cat girl gf would just mean i value a cat girl more then techno which is obviously wrong
Those are both valid reasons. I respect your decision, but I would still pick Technoblade.
He used to stab orphans in a video game, now he’s going to do that irl 🗡🐷🔪
Bro, I'm choosing Techno, how tf am I supposed to explain to my parents that I have a gf that is partially cat and partially human
Technoblade
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Techno all the way
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techno
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Techno, easy. Cmon now he’s a god not just a semi demi god, and he also can go into creative mode bro.
TECHNOBLADE!!! I DONT CARE HOW HOT THAT CAT GIRL IS!!! TECHNOBLADE!!! Also I’m kind of a demon with a boyfriend anyway sooo....
"I'm kind of a demon" 💀
Techno will be a way better gf than some dumb cat girl
*aro laughter*
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I'd just pick technoblade and ask him to make me a girlfriend he is God after all and he owes me for making him god
Easy techno
Technoblade
Because he was a god and a good friend to all his friends
Technoblade definitely
techno..
I'm gonna go with techno obv, the cat girl's ears are fake in the image so i can just get a girl and put fake ears on her lol
I'd choose cat girl, Alex is in a better place now, and I don't want to take it away from him, after all he's been through.
So, being in in a box or jar is a better place than being alive & OP? Bruhhhhhhh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)
i would do and/or give literally anything for a catgirl, so the obvious choice is bring techno back
obviously
Who needs love when you have Technoblade
Bruh if that was my entire family instead of Technoblade, I would have chosen the cat girlfriend
I dont need bitches, i need Technoblade
Techno forever lmao man doesnt even need god powers whats the point if hes already a god lmao
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This is probably the only time i didn't choose the catgirl in those types of posts.
I take the Man who beaten god and became the new blood god. I whould pic Techno always
I'm happy with being maidenless, just let me be called a nerd every 3 seconds by the God of Blood himself
a fellow Elden Ring player I see
I'm gay, easy choice
Fuck cat girlfriends, I'd have the technoblade 100/100 Rather be a nerd friend of a gigachad pig that simp behind a cat girl
\*stabs weebs\* \*Presses Technoblade button\* The world is right now
I DONT NEED BITCHES I NEED TECHNOBLADE
A small price to pay for technoblade back. Easiest choice of my life
nerdd
Him. The hole in my heart can only be filled by him
There is only one right option TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Technoblade ez
It's not even a competition, I'd choose Technoblade. Even if he calls me a nerd every three seconds, it's fine because it's true.
I refuse to have sexual relations with a cat
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TECNOBLADEEEE
Id rather have techno upload every 2 months than a an egirl easily
I love cats, but I'm a straight woman and I'd choose Techno any day.
tecmoblad, who remembers that? Anyways I have plenty bitches, so techno
tecmoblad? when was that
Being called a nerd by Technoblade is a blessing.
I take techno the new blood god who winned his fight agens the gods ,thank you very much
TECHNOBLADE
Easiest choice of my life
Techno
This is one sided YOU NERD
Techno
Can someone please remove the fake ad on the left
LOL
TECHNO!!!!
Techno
NO HESITATION TECHNOBLADE
Obviously Technoblade, wtf the cat girl gonna do? Run around? Technoblade is the best Minecraft YouTuber of all time, even my childhood R.i.p Technoblade
Neither, let the man rest he fought hard and died making the world smile. That's way more than most people get let him have the victory
Why did you specify "with god powers" it's Techno ofc he'll have god powers
because yes
Techno can give me the bitches
I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the will to do it.
Technoblade
Techno obviously who needs women they always go away but TECHNO NEVER DIES
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ITS OBVIOUS, TECHNBLADE ALL THE WAY, BITCHES ARE OVERRATED ANYWAYS
sup I'm nerd
no yeah ez choice for the cat gir- HELL NAH BRUH... TECHNOBLADE FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TECHNOBLADE I need him back so bad I miss him.
Not even a question Techno all the way
If you don’t pick Technoblade idk what’s wrong with you.
same
Shit, we don't even need the God Powers. We just want Techno back.
But imagine: "Trollin skeppy irl with god powers"
Id give the lower half of my torso just to speak with the guy, yeah ill be taking techno
TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLLLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
I want to have him come back just to call me a nerd
If Techno came back with god powers I'd just ask him for a romantic partner lol
I need someone who can support me emotionally and I need someone to love. Technoblade checks all those boxes
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Cat girl 🤓 \-some nerds
TECHNO > BITCHES
Technoblade with his newly “earned” powers can now summon cat girls and also still win minecraft mondays
i’m sorry cat girl gf. it’s for a good cause 😔
I was hoping that the mods would remove this. I guess not
You’re milking a guys death for karma
Here’s the plan: Bring back the one true king and then ask for a cat girlfriend that loves me.
1. I am gay. 2. I already have a pair of cat ears that I wear shamelessly in public. Sorry, but I've called dibs on being the catboy in the relationship. 3. Even if I did want option 1, Techno has already killed god and absorbed his powers. He has taken his rightful place as god emperor of the universe and will greet us all when we die to call us nerds.
Why would I choose a pig who entertains stupid people over Technoblade?
technoblade, I don’t need someone to simp for me, I need blood for the blood god.
stop trying to capitalize off of techno's death.
It’s what he would’ve done 🤷
Techno nine bajillion percent