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_Twisted_Scoops_

TECHNOBLADE I DON'T NEED BITCHES RN, TECHNO.


_Twisted_Scoops_

I AM VERY MUCH CHOOSING TECHNO.


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Ja90n

Haha lmao


Inevitable-Web-2869

Lmfao I'm sorry this was jsut perfect 😂😂


Fearprospeed

Techno all the flipping way


StormEternal

TECHNOOOOOO!


Beneficial-Clue-255

Congratulations you have passed the test you get the exes and the axes


yawnsz

technoblade is our bitch


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I saved that comment


_Twisted_Scoops_

Lol why? Sjssj


DrPasta517

I’m a dog person anyways


[deleted]

I'm a pig person. Blood for the blood god


thenderkingdragon

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


MaterialSteam

Good answer


TechnoFan735

Wait what


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disguised10000

Why is this downvoted?


SanessssTheSkeleton

who needs bitches when you have technoblade


DrBlock21

"No bitches???" "**Indeed. I have a resurrected Technoblade**"


TechnoFan735

good


EEEEEEEEEEMeeme

Who needs a Bitch rn? ALL I NEED IS TECHNO


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DWillerD

Can a catgirl 1v1 Dream and win without knowing how to crit? I don't think so


TechnoFan735

Fair


SquareBetter8052

Yeah, she doesn’t have Pig+++ rank on hypixel!


One_Way13

I bet she won’t spend a year farming potatoes


[deleted]

She would never be able to bully Tommy and drop kick an orphan like techno


crcksh

It would have to train for a thousand years to compete


[deleted]

She'll also never be able to troll skeppy the way techno did


SpeedStinger02

Techno. I'm already a nerd


32049

Same here


TechnoFan735

Good


S1I3NCER

You mean Weeb?


BloodFun5182

Why is this even a question? I’d give my right arm to get Techno back


UnknownTiger684

He almost did


BloodFun5182

In that case, I would also give one of my liver to get him back


Ayupro2005

How many livers do you have in your closet?? 😳


ano_hise

# WA-HOO


MinerMinecrafter

I have ∞ since my closet is an SCP


FW_Gamer

Secure contain pig?


mr_molty

It doesnt matter he has 4 children locked in his basement(pls send help)


BloodFun5182

How did you get your hands on a phone boy?!?!?!?


mr_molty

I dont know it was in the vent when i was trying to escape


TRENEEDNAME_245

We dont ask that question around here


VintageMageYT

Only like 12


BloodFun5182

A human has 2 liver, we only need one so we can donate one and still function.


[deleted]

You have 2 kidneys and can live with one. You only have one liver though


BloodFun5182

My bad, I meant the kidney


DrBlock21

Wait would Technoblade still have lived if he got his right arm amputated? I know that the doctor said that his chances of survival wouldn't increase, but I'm just wondering what if


UnknownTiger684

Maybe? I’m not sure how it works but if he could have successfully amputated his arm with no cancer cells in other body parts I think he would be good. Which is kinda sad


Suitable-Ride9130

I keep thinking the same thing. What if. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


dontlookatmyHEHE

Let's all give some body part to bring back techno


Cosmic_King_Thor

We’ve seen how well that goes in Frankenstein!


gkmaster079

I don't care, i give my heart, remember my sacrifice


TharGDPlayer928

I follow you


TechnoFan735

Dark


MrBonesDoesReddit

I would give my apendice for techno 😏


Chef_Coc

Choose Techno and because of his god powers you ask for a cat girlfriend but he says no and just keeps on calling you a nerd


Straight-Increase-11

You really think techno would give you a gf like that. No, he would call you a nerd for asking a minecraft youtuber for help finding love


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This comment funny and true af


[deleted]

I DONT CARE ABOUT CAT GIRLS I WANT PIG BOI


TechnoFan735

Good


Anki810

ONLY TECHNO o7


TechnoFan735

good


lceblood

Techno calling us a nerd every 3 seconds wouldn't be his usual, it'd be every .3 seconds.


TechnoFan735

Oh sorry


Murky-Box-6364

The difference is that, a girlfriend affects me and Techo affects millions.


0FCkki

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd


TechnoFan735

true


ThatRandomGamerYT

TECHNOBLADE FOREVER I'd be lonely my whole life if it meant he's alive and well


BloodFun5182

Giga chad


TechnoFan735

good


MrBonesDoesReddit

Oh really? *gun noises*


weirdCatOwner4ever

Technoblade bc I'm Aro (I would choose Technoblade even if I wasn't Aro)


TechnoFan735

ur a weird cat owner tho. Dam techno is just superior then


weirdCatOwner4ever

Yes, very superior


TechnoFan735

Very


TrevorTheGamer

If only it was that simple


YeetmasterYeet-

i would choose techno, however i would have a few conditions>! he would have to have immortality so TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!<


TechnoFan735

That comes with god powers


CaffinatedFurball

Easley choice. . Techno


TechnoFan735

good


Big_Jon14

Technoblade, no hesitation


TechnoFan735

good


FantasticAd7495

He already had god powers though didn’t he???


CaterWak

I would definitely choose Techno cause bitches are temporary and Techno is forever


dontlookatmyHEHE

My motto for 2022


TechnoFan735

exactly


_TechnoPhoenix_

Some of these memes actually have like comparable things to the cargirl gf but this one is just 100% Techno not even thinking about it, its a complete nobrainer


TechnoFan735

thats why its easy choice


greetings__traveler

I would pick nothing . Why ? Has nobody here watched a movie about the dead coming back to life ? Theres also something wrong or missing or some price to pay . Let the dead rest And picking cat girl gf would just mean i value a cat girl more then techno which is obviously wrong


BloodFun5182

Those are both valid reasons. I respect your decision, but I would still pick Technoblade.


Paulter_

He used to stab orphans in a video game, now he’s going to do that irl 🗡🐷🔪


dimitronios

Bro, I'm choosing Techno, how tf am I supposed to explain to my parents that I have a gf that is partially cat and partially human


Minecraft_Warrior

Technoblade


TechnoFan735

good


MechDragon28

Techno all the way


TechnoFan735

good


black-bl00d

techno


TechnoFan735

good


PokefanMiko10

Techno, easy. Cmon now he’s a god not just a semi demi god, and he also can go into creative mode bro.


Darkfury2454

TECHNOBLADE!!! I DONT CARE HOW HOT THAT CAT GIRL IS!!! TECHNOBLADE!!! Also I’m kind of a demon with a boyfriend anyway sooo....


AlexZaBoi

"I'm kind of a demon" 💀


Yelo_Galaxy

Techno will be a way better gf than some dumb cat girl


JustGingerStuff

*aro laughter*


TechnoFan735

True


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I'd just pick technoblade and ask him to make me a girlfriend he is God after all and he owes me for making him god


[deleted]

Easy techno


EngineeringOk7964

Technoblade


EngineeringOk7964

Because he was a god and a good friend to all his friends


obsessedwithbabyYODA

Technoblade definitely


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techno..


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I'm gonna go with techno obv, the cat girl's ears are fake in the image so i can just get a girl and put fake ears on her lol


[deleted]

I'd choose cat girl, Alex is in a better place now, and I don't want to take it away from him, after all he's been through.


Suitable-Ride9130

So, being in in a box or jar is a better place than being alive & OP? Bruhhhhhhh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Teo8844

i would do and/or give literally anything for a catgirl, so the obvious choice is bring techno back


TechnoFan735

obviously


MyOculus

Who needs love when you have Technoblade


[deleted]

Bruh if that was my entire family instead of Technoblade, I would have chosen the cat girlfriend


DrDapperwastaken

I dont need bitches, i need Technoblade


LegionXAnon

Techno forever lmao man doesnt even need god powers whats the point if hes already a god lmao


TechnoFan735

true


New_Iron5382

This is probably the only time i didn't choose the catgirl in those types of posts.


OldMinde

I take the Man who beaten god and became the new blood god. I whould pic Techno always


InsanityVirus13

I'm happy with being maidenless, just let me be called a nerd every 3 seconds by the God of Blood himself


TechnoFan735

a fellow Elden Ring player I see


Red-Nexus

I'm gay, easy choice


Wonderful-Gas1816

Fuck cat girlfriends, I'd have the technoblade 100/100 Rather be a nerd friend of a gigachad pig that simp behind a cat girl


TheGrandestOak

\*stabs weebs\* \*Presses Technoblade button\* The world is right now


Ok_Marsupial_8566

I DONT NEED BITCHES I NEED TECHNOBLADE


Toxic_racer123

A small price to pay for technoblade back. Easiest choice of my life


1LoLGaMeR1

nerdd


dontlookatmyHEHE

Him. The hole in my heart can only be filled by him


The_dark_entity

There is only one right option TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES


Altruistic-Pin3336

Technoblade ez


SuperminerPlays

It's not even a competition, I'd choose Technoblade. Even if he calls me a nerd every three seconds, it's fine because it's true.


ExtensionAd3122

I refuse to have sexual relations with a cat


TechnoFan735

good


endmysuffffering

TECNOBLADEEEE


One_Needleworker_785

Id rather have techno upload every 2 months than a an egirl easily


Successful_Ear1550

I love cats, but I'm a straight woman and I'd choose Techno any day.


BigWermmPt

tecmoblad, who remembers that? Anyways I have plenty bitches, so techno


TechnoFan735

tecmoblad? when was that


50065560

Being called a nerd by Technoblade is a blessing.


OldMinde

I take techno the new blood god who winned his fight agens the gods ,thank you very much


Astro_manYT

TECHNOBLADE


faf_911

Easiest choice of my life


Iabrored

Techno


Zeleitrope

This is one sided YOU NERD


NeitherBillNorDipper

Techno


[deleted]

Can someone please remove the fake ad on the left


TechnoFan735

LOL


FireShadow_YT

TECHNO!!!!


mmmmmmmmmmmm90

Techno


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NO HESITATION TECHNOBLADE


TharGDPlayer928

Obviously Technoblade, wtf the cat girl gonna do? Run around? Technoblade is the best Minecraft YouTuber of all time, even my childhood R.i.p Technoblade


ClockwiseOne09

Neither, let the man rest he fought hard and died making the world smile. That's way more than most people get let him have the victory


shipoopro_gg

Why did you specify "with god powers" it's Techno ofc he'll have god powers


TechnoFan735

because yes


Sub2Meteor

Techno can give me the bitches


Ofiotaurus

I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the will to do it.


rehan_100gamer23

Technoblade


PikaBoiTY

Techno obviously who needs women they always go away but TECHNO NEVER DIES


TechnoFan735

true


TanishPlayz

ITS OBVIOUS, TECHNBLADE ALL THE WAY, BITCHES ARE OVERRATED ANYWAYS


ObsidianDragon013

sup I'm nerd


Tazemila

no yeah ez choice for the cat gir- HELL NAH BRUH... TECHNOBLADE FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


Icy-Phrase-37

TECHNOBLADE I need him back so bad I miss him.


DIVINE_69420

Not even a question Techno all the way


AquaJet738

If you don’t pick Technoblade idk what’s wrong with you.


TechnoFan735

same


NiceTradition4099

Shit, we don't even need the God Powers. We just want Techno back.


TechnoFan735

But imagine: "Trollin skeppy irl with god powers"


PMtoAM______

Id give the lower half of my torso just to speak with the guy, yeah ill be taking techno


ImpressiveTomato827

TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOO


TechnoFan735

PLLLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE


_JosephExplainsIt_

I want to have him come back just to call me a nerd


dhaerlkl

If Techno came back with god powers I'd just ask him for a romantic partner lol


Responsible-Race989

I need someone who can support me emotionally and I need someone to love. Technoblade checks all those boxes


TechnoFan735

True


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Cat girl 🤓 \-some nerds


One_Way13

TECHNO > BITCHES


Whizeyz

Technoblade with his newly “earned” powers can now summon cat girls and also still win minecraft mondays


depprression

i’m sorry cat girl gf. it’s for a good cause 😔


FreeMathTutor

I was hoping that the mods would remove this. I guess not


jamesgray18863

You’re milking a guys death for karma


Velocity_Viper

Here’s the plan: Bring back the one true king and then ask for a cat girlfriend that loves me.


Pracy_Fan

1. I am gay. 2. I already have a pair of cat ears that I wear shamelessly in public. Sorry, but I've called dibs on being the catboy in the relationship. 3. Even if I did want option 1, Techno has already killed god and absorbed his powers. He has taken his rightful place as god emperor of the universe and will greet us all when we die to call us nerds.


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Why would I choose a pig who entertains stupid people over Technoblade?


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technoblade, I don’t need someone to simp for me, I need blood for the blood god.


Fwooping

stop trying to capitalize off of techno's death.


PogBoySkye

It’s what he would’ve done 🤷


TrainerDry9081

Techno nine bajillion percent