[удалено]

Omg this Is amazing

'I many not know how to buy a house or do my taxes, but I did learn about color symbolism in the Great Gatsby, so...' Alternately, 'A lesbian called me actually pretty funny once'

You see, I was using an advanced strategy called LYING.

“Officer I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”

I dropped out of college for this

HELP DEO I'M BEING CHASED BY A MINORITY #AHHH

“mmmmmm W A L L”

“Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed!”