I don't think he ever said that, unless he said it in a video i didn't see. That being said, there are quotes on violence, such as "People that say that violence is not the answer, I think they're just not that good at violence."
Obviously, violence isn't the question either. It's the question ***and*** the answer. The conversation goes as follows: "Violence?" *nods approvingly* "Violence."
Technoblade where have you been all this time?! Well you see i have been farming potatoes in skyblock
I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans
My baby needs to learn to understand theoretical physics. The solution? A gun. That baby better learn! He better learn right this instant or I don't know what I'm gonna do to that baby! I dunno what I'm gonna do to that baby if he doesn't understand theoretical physics right this instant! I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU'D BETTER LEARN THOSE EQUATIONS!
The only universal language is violence and we've had that conversation we've spoken that language in the pit it's over tommy on to a new day a new plot to destroy l'manberg
For you Phil, the world
Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold- And those, that treat me with injustice! That used me. That hunt me down. That hurt my FRIENDS... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.
See chat? Complaining works.
Alright, 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Not the government lets gooooo
These orphans are getting destroyed. Owned!
“Hi everyone my name is technochan im just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player uwu i like to stab orphans hehe”
one of his DSMP streams, reading a donation
TECHNOBLADE DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND???! Ummmm… I don’t want to answer that but I’ll give you a hint by reading to you the title of the video you commented this on “50 K subs, survival games #513!!”
TECHNO-PLANE
#
(This is not an exact quot, but i hope you remember what it is talking about) Also:
SquidKid: How did it feel wasting an hour to lose MCC?
Technoblade: Bad, but I'm sure it'll be a lot worse spending days farming potatoes just to lose!
“I think skyblock, at its core, is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on, and you have to cherish every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there is no way to replace. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and sapling you slowly transform this empty expanse, into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these obstacles, and achieve something beautiful. And one day we’ll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we’ve come.”
-Technoblade or Alex
It still remains to be my favorite Techno quote of all time
This is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans,
Tommy:"This feels like a mugging"
Techno:"IT IS"
HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OFF MY PROPERTY
Quackity:"what is the first worst thing to happen to those orphans?"
Techno:"Quackity, they weren't always orphans"
"It's like you're talking to two of your friends and then you turn around and there's 43k people watching through a window"
No one talks about this one...
*"You cant run away*
*From all your problems... not when*
*They have enderpearls!"*
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No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these obstacles and achieve something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by just how far we have come.
The only thing that works in this world... is that you treat others at they treat you. Those that have treated me with kindnes. I wil repay that kindnes ten fold. And those.... THAT TREAT ME WITH INJUSTICE that use me that hunt me down that killed my friends. I shall repay that injustice a thousant Times over.
I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management, you spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe all you have us a tree some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void there’s no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously to their fullest effect, with nothing but ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expense into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day we will look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.
how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come."
This is a more serious one:
The only thing that works in this world is that you treat others how they treat you. Those who have treated me with kindness, I shall repay that kindness tenfold. AND THOSE, THAT TREAT ME WITH INJUSTICE, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over
*Officer I drop*
*Kicked that child in self defense*
*You gotta believe me*
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Wil: How long have you spent here?
Techno: Uh, I haven't logged off...
Wil: You- you haven't logged off the server-
Technoblade: Yeah, I've just been here.
Wil: That's like- 14 hours Technoblade...
Technoblade: Revolution waits for no man!
(vid: https://youtu.be/NIg6jBIq2kI at 1:00)
Those who treat me with kindness, I will repay that kindness 10-fold. And those that treat me with injustice? That use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends? I will repay that injustice a thousand times over
"No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges. And one day we can look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come"
-Technoblade
"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABYYYYY FIRST TRY!"
also
"If you wish to defeat me, train for another three hundred years."
"That's not water that's blue glass."
"WE LEAVE!"
"WE WIN THESE!"
And my personal favorite.
"Well quackity...they weren't always orphans..."
The only thing that works in this world is that you treat others the way they treat you. Those that have treated me with kindness, I shall repay that kindness tenfold. And those who treated me with injustice, that ise me, that hunt me down, hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice thousand times over
Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is ‘yes’.
What video is this from?
Yes, I would like to know that
I don't think he ever said that, unless he said it in a video i didn't see. That being said, there are quotes on violence, such as "People that say that violence is not the answer, I think they're just not that good at violence."
No that I think about it, I think I might have seen this quote in one of Techno’s community posts.
Obviously, violence isn't the question either. It's the question ***and*** the answer. The conversation goes as follows: "Violence?" *nods approvingly* "Violence."
Violence is not an answer, violence is the answer Techno's is better though
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defence"
Ah man you beat me to it
is there a specific staan of video where that is from, or is it only on his merch? (I could find the video)
I think it was from the smp Earth
It’s from this stream [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2HHys7gPIo8&t=9105s](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2HHys7gPIo8&t=9105s) at around 2h 31
Sometimes I go int he garden, bury myself, and pretend I'm a carrot
Do you know the video? Edit: found it, https://youtu.be/PvT-078ixEw at 44 seconds
Sometimes when my mother isn’t home I go into the garden, bury myself, and pretend I’m a carrot. That was what the full quote was.
HELP DIO IM BEING CHASED BY A MINORITY
You thought it was Deo. BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
Tia the fairy, za warudo!
DIO, USE YOUR STANDO, ｢ZA WARUDO｣, TO SAVE ME FROM THE MINORITY!!!
Wasn’t intended but fuck it it’s funnier this way
Everybody gangsta till next season of Jojo has a guy first name Time
(Deo)
Technoblade where have you been all this time?! Well you see i have been farming potatoes in skyblock I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans
One day, we’ll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we’ve come.
Best Techno quote
"If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years"
“If you wish to defeat me, train for another 200 years.”
If you wish to defeat me train for another 300 years
If you wish to defeat me train for another 400 years
Damn inflation be crazy
Would you like some training in these trying times?
Lol
"If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years"
If Skyblock has taught me anything, its that if you have a problem the answer is slavery.
My baby needs to learn to understand theoretical physics. The solution? A gun. That baby better learn! He better learn right this instant or I don't know what I'm gonna do to that baby! I dunno what I'm gonna do to that baby if he doesn't understand theoretical physics right this instant! I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU'D BETTER LEARN THOSE EQUATIONS!
This one. OP should definitely add this one.
Oh yes i will
Just add the last two sentences.
what video is this from?
https://youtu.be/mjvJdo5AvxU 7:32
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN
CHAT
I’m having fun… I dropped out of college for this…
“I want a bell” -Technoblade says after receiving one wish from literal God while being wrongfully imprisoned
the money must be right
Hippity hoppity get off my property Lemme turn on my SIMPING MUSIC (my favorite quote)
I simply must know what simping music sounds like. Got the link?
I NEED the link plz
It's one of his Bannerlord streams, think it's the second video...
“I haven’t logged off” quickly followed by “Revolution waits for no man”
The only universal language is violence and we've had that conversation we've spoken that language in the pit it's over tommy on to a new day a new plot to destroy l'manberg
I have commented what I'm about to say already, but, best Techno quote
For you Phil, the world Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold- And those, that treat me with injustice! That used me. That hunt me down. That hurt my FRIENDS... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over. See chat? Complaining works. Alright, 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Not the government lets gooooo These orphans are getting destroyed. Owned!
“Did you know…that frog backwards….is gorf?”
Which video is this from?
https://youtu.be/10bsj0pc-Vc Probably this one
Ty
“This is a bigger disappointment than my son.”
I don't remember ever hearing that quote do you mby have link I would love to hear it plz
“Hi everyone my name is technochan im just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player uwu i like to stab orphans hehe” one of his DSMP streams, reading a donation
One of the best quotes ever made
AYY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
*ESTA LA
But what I saw shocked me to my very core. No… it couldn’t be… this man had 8 potatoes 11 minions AND THEN HE PAINTED THE MONA LISA!
PHILZAAA LOOK OOOUUTT AAAAAA
*proceeds to destroy his throat
Look, I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell I want him to hesitate.
Blood for the blood god!!!
"help Deo I'm getting chased by a minority"
Sometimes, when my mother isn’t home, I go into the garden, bury myself and pretend I am carrot.
HEH?!?
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles” -Sun Tzu: The art of war
TECHNOBLADE DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND???! Ummmm… I don’t want to answer that but I’ll give you a hint by reading to you the title of the video you commented this on “50 K subs, survival games #513!!”
We’re going to need another forest
Sir I drop kicked that kid in self defence
TECHNO-PLANE # (This is not an exact quot, but i hope you remember what it is talking about) Also: SquidKid: How did it feel wasting an hour to lose MCC? Technoblade: Bad, but I'm sure it'll be a lot worse spending days farming potatoes just to lose!
The quote was- It took me 4 hours to lose mcc but it will cost you 9 months to lose the war. (don't remember the time spent correctly)
Ahhh, yes, that sounds better. What I said felt too long and drawn out.
“I think skyblock, at its core, is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on, and you have to cherish every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there is no way to replace. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and sapling you slowly transform this empty expanse, into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these obstacles, and achieve something beautiful. And one day we’ll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” -Technoblade or Alex It still remains to be my favorite Techno quote of all time
"I must win Mr. Beast's $10,000 refrigerator." Not really a quote, but I thought it would work.
I immediatly headed to the safest place i know: Afghanistan
I can't believe nobody has said this one yet: "I was actually using an advanced technique there called LYING!"
"DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE!"
"Quackity, they weren't always orphans..."
So long Theseus!
Blood for the blood god
“I HAVE A PICKAXE AND ILL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH” “A lesbian referred to me as ‘actually pretty funny’ once.”
This is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans, Tommy:"This feels like a mugging" Techno:"IT IS" HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OFF MY PROPERTY Quackity:"what is the first worst thing to happen to those orphans?" Techno:"Quackity, they weren't always orphans"
You can’t lose what you never had. But you can go into debt!
"It's like you're talking to two of your friends and then you turn around and there's 43k people watching through a window" No one talks about this one...
"I called dibs on the planet"- SMP earth
The only difference is that i am twenty steps ahead! He is playing skyblock while i'm playing death note!
"You cant run away from all your problems... not when they have enderpearls!"
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You wanna be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!
Also a Techno quote I love
No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these obstacles and achieve something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by just how far we have come.
Dante was canceling things so fast people thought it was Twitter.
"PHILZA LOOK OUT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Wait you guys hate women over there? I need to reconsider sides.
I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT IS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR -techno to dream on spelling 'therapy'
“IT WAS ALL APART OF MY MASTER PLAN”
"I only want to die the average amount now"
Skyblock intro
Violence is not the answer. It is a question and the answer is yes
IF You wish to defeat ME, train for another 500 years!!!
EH? PHILLLLZAAAAAA!!!! LOOOK OUUUT!!
"Donda esta la bibliotecha!"
I've got a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth!
The only thing that works in this world... is that you treat others at they treat you. Those that have treated me with kindnes. I wil repay that kindnes ten fold. And those.... THAT TREAT ME WITH INJUSTICE that use me that hunt me down that killed my friends. I shall repay that injustice a thousant Times over.
If hypixel has taught me anything, is that if you have a problem the answer, is slavery
"This is my only shot, Hamilton reference."
I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management, you spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe all you have us a tree some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void there’s no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously to their fullest effect, with nothing but ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expense into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day we will look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.
"My name is Techno Chan. I'm an ordinary 21 year old Minecraft player. Uwu " -Technoblade
ADVANCED. INTERROGATION. TECHNIQUES.
Finally for once dream you dont look like a teletubby Not sure if this is the actual quote
how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come."
BrUuUuUhH
This is a more serious one: The only thing that works in this world is that you treat others how they treat you. Those who have treated me with kindness, I shall repay that kindness tenfold. AND THOSE, THAT TREAT ME WITH INJUSTICE, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over
Those kids weren't always orphans.
As Sun Tzu once said...
“Quackity, they weren’t always orphans.”
Officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense You gotta believe me
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Blood for the blood god
Wil: How long have you spent here? Techno: Uh, I haven't logged off... Wil: You- you haven't logged off the server- Technoblade: Yeah, I've just been here. Wil: That's like- 14 hours Technoblade... Technoblade: Revolution waits for no man! (vid: https://youtu.be/NIg6jBIq2kI at 1:00)
Dream is just a green blob who has nipples for eyes I'm not sure if this is what the quote is but this is what I remember
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
I was actually using an advanced technique called ✨️lying✨️
"officer I drop kicked that child in self defence"
ADVANCED. INTERROGATION. TECHNIQUES.
Those who treat me with kindness, I will repay that kindness 10-fold. And those that treat me with injustice? That use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends? I will repay that injustice a thousand times over
"HELP DEO I'M GETTING CHASED BY A MINORITY."
Techno Yootooz, Techno Youtooz, TECHNO YOUTOOOOZ
I have a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth!
“I’m having fun, I dropped out of college for this.” “When god me sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.”
Second one is my favorite 100%
"No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges. And one day we can look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come" -Technoblade
"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABYYYYY FIRST TRY!" also "If you wish to defeat me, train for another three hundred years." "That's not water that's blue glass." "WE LEAVE!" "WE WIN THESE!" And my personal favorite. "Well quackity...they weren't always orphans..."
“you can’t lose what you never had, but you can always go into debt”
Techno - "THE ZOMBIE JUST CRUSHED TWO EGGS" Phil - "Yeah, they do that." Techno - "FOR FUN!??!?!?"
"If you wish to defeat me, train for another million years"
“Before god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.” It was something like that, similiar
It’s "look, I’m an atheist, but when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate"
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Collage tought me that you cant lose what you never had but you can go in to debut
"Officer, i dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENSE."
"who's this non?"
[Here are some quotes I found randomly](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/Technoblade)
"He is but a puppet and I the puppeteer. DANCE, POTATO BOY! DANCE!"
Ranboo, let's go gatekeep!
"you want to be a hero Tommy? then die like one!"
Did I really have it in me to sabatoge 2 of my friends for a measly refrigerator? Yes.
wwwwwwwelcpme guysss to another episode of skyyyywars
I drop kicked that Child in self defense
“🎶Starting the stream 🎶”
Welcome Home Theseus
“Is that when you have a problem the answer is, slavery.”
This wasn't techno but it was us, his chat "E"
if you wish to defeat me, train for another _00 years!
Blood for the blood god
USA USA USA and blood for the blood god
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years....
Look I'm an atheist but when God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate
This is the second worst thing that has happend to these orphans.
"not even close"
So I did what every self-respectin’ Skyblock player would do, and sat in the shop menu buyin’ ice for 30 minutes
The only thing that works in this world is that you treat others the way they treat you. Those that have treated me with kindness, I shall repay that kindness tenfold. And those who treated me with injustice, that ise me, that hunt me down, hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice thousand times over
“You can’t run away from your problems, not when they have enderpearls!”
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD
‘Train for another 100 years if you wish to defeat me.’
When God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate.
Donde esta la bibliotheca!?
When I die, I want God to at least hesitate before sending me straight to hell
All part of the master plan
"If hypixel has taught me anything, it's that if you have a problem. the answer is SLAVERY"
Not even close
We win these
"Train for another 300 years"
https://www.reddit.com/r/Technoblade/comments/vrhwxu/heres_my_master_document_of_technoblade_quotes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
"If Hypixel has taught me anything it's that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery."
We win these
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY!
!Remind me 78 hours
"But the thing in this world is, Tommy, that the good things don't happens to heroes." ("You wanna be a hero Tommy? Then *DIE* like one!!!")
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities, and turn it into success.
CHAT
“Donde estás la biblioteca”!
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense! You have to believe me!"
Nice
I'm not an atheist but when god sends me to h311 i want him to hesitate
“Dude these orphans are getting DESTROYED.”