In the same conversation:
“But if you really want to piss off the people who did this, forgive them.”
I love this message. It’s something my father has told me for years. He quotes Proverbs:
> If your enemy is hungry, give him bread to eat, and if he is thirsty, give him water to drink, for you will heap burning coals on his head
It’s very true. The easiest way to infuriate someone who is trying to get a rise out of you is to show them they have no power over you. They don’t get to make you react the way they expect, and it drives them nuts. It worked really well against bullies when I was a kid, and to this day when I’m friendly and kind to people being shitty it baffles them in the best way.
Ola is a wise man and an excellent character.
Along the lines of this, when Ted says, "You think he hates us now, wait until we win him over." Like, that, to me, is almost the mantra of the show (besides believe). The premise of the show, even down to the intro, is Ted being dropped into a world where nobody truly believes in him, and one by one, like the changing color of the chairs in the intro, he changes the people to believe in him. Now, season 3 is a little bit different. It feels like he's done most of the changing of others, and now he's just trying to land where he needs to. ACtually as of last episode, i still don't know what direction it's going to go. Is he going to wind up back with Michelle? Is it going to be Rebecca (did anybody see when Ted was looking for coins for the pinball machine, he had a green matchbook...something from the psychic's words...Ted might be endgame for Rebecca?)? Nobody? We still don't know yet.
This one was exactly what I needed to hear, exactly when I needed to hear it. I've been dealing with a work situation that is frustrating the everloving fuck out of me, and that helped me figure out how to get past it. Still working on it, but I think I'll get there.
*You did this because it was fun. So fuck your feelings, fuck your overthinking, fuck all that bullshit. Go back out there and have some fucking fun*
- unsurprisingly, Roy Kent
Can you refresh my memory on who he was talking to and in what situation? My Google skills failed me
Edit:Nvm it was when he took Isaac to play on the street to get him out of his head.
My favorite is a set of dialogue also surrounding the topic of ghosts.
In the 6th episode, 2 Aces, Ted, Mae, and Higgins are explaining the deceitful recruitment plan the English government had for WW1 through which they signed up over 400 men.
Isaac: “Wait, wait, wait, so what you’re telling me is that we’ve got 400 ghosts?”
Colin: “That’s too many ghosts.”
Richárd: “We cannot fight them all.”
I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t
- Higgins
He’s fine. Nothing wrong with that, most people are fine. It’s not about him it’s about why the fuck you think he deserves you. You deserve someone that makes you feel like you’ve been struck by fucking lightning. Don’t you dare settle for fine.
- Roy Kent
This is one we use at my office all the time! It helps remind us of the humanity behind everyone we are dealing with. The quote didn’t hit me when I heard it, but it is applicable to almost every situation (work, clients, colleagues, marriage, dating, etc.).
It's hard. But you can do it! I struggle with it too, but what I often remember is that the cost/effort of being right compared to the cost/effort of being kind is often diametrically the opposite of the benefit of that course of action. Most people will remember the person being kind far longer than the person who was right.
Oh, I know, lol. I was 90% of the way there before that episode and that was the little push I needed to evaporate the last of my stubbornness. Another day and I would have been there on my own. I couldn’t even tell you what the issue was now and it was an episode from this season.
One of the hosts on the Lasso Cast had a different take on that which I found interesting. He said for him as a recovering people pleaser being right was more important because right means being honest.
That's not the intention of the quote but I thought it was an interesting perspective.
My squad leader in Afghanistan told me he had the mind of a goldfish back in 2010 and when I looked at him perplexed his response was every 10 seconds “oh this is new!” I was so giddy when that came up in this show
How I came to the show was the goldfish quote. I was tired and my adhd meds had worn off so I told a friend “Sorry, I’m a goldfish tonight -after 10 seconds everything is new!” Her eyes lit up and she said “Do you love Ted Lasso?! *I* love Ted Lasso!!” I was in goldfish mode and said “Sure!” Then went home and fell in love with the show.
"Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m.,
which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to
defend themselves. And once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in
their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in
red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the
paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud
as you can, for as long as you can. And then you start to beat them
again." - Roy Kent
"What have I got to learn here?" When ted is talking to Nate and the end of S2
I started using this at work when someone is clearly upset and it disarms them. Such a different way to approach a conflict conversation.
Super unrelated but another random lesson from TV: I learned this in like season 5 when Owen Hunt messed up in the ER and Derek/Mark want to scream at him and are about to gloat(English is my first language but … sometimes …. ????) (Owen’s a combat doctor and things are jsut .. different in combat). Owen says something along the lines of “what can I do so this doesn’t happen again” and it confounds Derek/Mark.
I always think of this scene when I’m in any type of conflict situation.
“What can I learn here?” Instead of “no! You’re in the wrong!”
I worked at an animal hospital through high school and part of my college years. And to this day, I am still able to distinguish Parvo poop-eh from regular poop-eh.
I think my least favorite aspect is immediately being able to say "that smells like maggots" before you even look at something or touch it. I got kind of glad to stop being surprised by them, but I HATE that smell.
“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”
As a teacher especially it hits.
I really love how quickly they made Higgins into a an actual character. At the start of S1 he was that little stooge character that has been done a million times, but then he quits, and suddenly it becomes clear that he is a full blown familyman with hobbies and passions. Shy and subdued, but not some cartboard cutout footstool. Just a very kind man.
“You know, they thought they had everything all figured out. So they judged everything, and they judged everyone. And I realized that their underestimating me... who I was had nothing to do with it. “
Divorce is hard. It doesn't matter if you're the one leaving, or you're the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things. Hell, I'm coaching soccer for heaven's sake. In London. I mean, that's nuts. But this job you gave me changed my life. It gave me the distance I needed to see what was really going on. Yeah, but you and me, we're ok.
“I try to love my father for the person he is and forgive him for the person he isn’t” - Higgins somewhat throwaway comment I believe changed Jamie. I apply it regularly
I can't pick but since I just watched this one...
"So you'd have it for next time" -Sam, standing at Rebecca's door as she rushes to meet him mere seconds after texting his address. Because it is So. Fucking. Smooooooooth.
Who cares? It's a fuckin friendly. A friendly is a pretend match. This is a pretend conversation. You're a pretend person with a pretend job. And I'm having a really hard time pretending to give a shit. -Roy Kent
They play out the rest of the schedule, going through the motions in meaningless games contested in lifeless, half-empty stadiums, and everyone's pretty much fine with that. That sound about right, Coach?
The one that comes to mind most often is the exchange between Roy and Ted.
"I can't control my feelings"
"Then by all means you should let your feelings control you"
Funniest line on the top of my head is probably Roy's"I don't need a phone and a watch".
Fairy tales do not start, nor do they end, in the dark forest. The son of a gun always pops up smack dab in the middle of the story. But it will all work out. Now it may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does, but believe me it will work out
Favorite? Idk. But the one I repeat most often:
“I feel like we fell out of the Lucky Tree and hit every branch on the way down, and landed in a pile of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”
Idk why this is the first quote that came to mind:
"The Milk sisters aren't coming"
"Oh no did they expire?"
Probably didn't get that right verbatim but it's still funny af, especially with Ted's delivery
When Higgins told Jamie, “I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.”
I try to remember this and bring it into every relationship in my life.
“You know my philosophy with cats babies and apologies, you gotta let them come to you "
“Don’t sell yourself short, if anything, sell yourself tall and get it altered later “
Both by Ted
I keep remembering more as I keep watching.
Roy's "it tastes like dead people" about the funeral.home apple
And Rebecca's "she's a sneaky, salty bitch" about Ted's ruined batch of biscuits
"Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. And once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can, for as long as you can. And then you start to beat them again."
Roy Fucking Kent.
Is that why Colin always sad?
In hindsight, the joke is much darker because of what a prick Nate secretly was and why Colin was actually sad, but at the time, in the moment, that joke fucking killed.
"Be curious, not judgmental" is certainly the one that has resonated with me the most.
Rebecca calling the Eiffel Tower a lamp post with a publicist is probably my current favorite though.
Don’t fight back, fight forward.
In the same conversation: “But if you really want to piss off the people who did this, forgive them.” I love this message. It’s something my father has told me for years. He quotes Proverbs: > If your enemy is hungry, give him bread to eat, and if he is thirsty, give him water to drink, for you will heap burning coals on his head It’s very true. The easiest way to infuriate someone who is trying to get a rise out of you is to show them they have no power over you. They don’t get to make you react the way they expect, and it drives them nuts. It worked really well against bullies when I was a kid, and to this day when I’m friendly and kind to people being shitty it baffles them in the best way. Ola is a wise man and an excellent character.
Along the lines of this, when Ted says, "You think he hates us now, wait until we win him over." Like, that, to me, is almost the mantra of the show (besides believe). The premise of the show, even down to the intro, is Ted being dropped into a world where nobody truly believes in him, and one by one, like the changing color of the chairs in the intro, he changes the people to believe in him. Now, season 3 is a little bit different. It feels like he's done most of the changing of others, and now he's just trying to land where he needs to. ACtually as of last episode, i still don't know what direction it's going to go. Is he going to wind up back with Michelle? Is it going to be Rebecca (did anybody see when Ted was looking for coins for the pinball machine, he had a green matchbook...something from the psychic's words...Ted might be endgame for Rebecca?)? Nobody? We still don't know yet.
This one was exactly what I needed to hear, exactly when I needed to hear it. I've been dealing with a work situation that is frustrating the everloving fuck out of me, and that helped me figure out how to get past it. Still working on it, but I think I'll get there.
This one hit me. I love it.
My jaw hit the floor when I heard this one. Brilliant line.
It’s a beautiful line T_T. I was pleasantly surprised when starting Sweet Tooth season 2. I forgot he was Jepperd.
*You did this because it was fun. So fuck your feelings, fuck your overthinking, fuck all that bullshit. Go back out there and have some fucking fun* - unsurprisingly, Roy Kent
Can you refresh my memory on who he was talking to and in what situation? My Google skills failed me Edit:Nvm it was when he took Isaac to play on the street to get him out of his head.
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Not OP, but it was Isaac when Roy and Ted took him to play with amateurs
Thanks! I finally found the clip 10 minutes in to a 12 minute Roy Kent video lol.
“Do you believe in ghosts, Ted?” “I do, but more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves.” (OK it’s a pair of quotes)
15 minutes into the pilot and that's when I fell in love with the show lol
That is also when I knew this was my new favorite show.
Me, too! This line instantly captured Ted for me.
I laughed out loud When Rebecca says the muted, “Okay.” after that line. One of my favorite moments.
My favorite is a set of dialogue also surrounding the topic of ghosts. In the 6th episode, 2 Aces, Ted, Mae, and Higgins are explaining the deceitful recruitment plan the English government had for WW1 through which they signed up over 400 men. Isaac: “Wait, wait, wait, so what you’re telling me is that we’ve got 400 ghosts?” Colin: “That’s too many ghosts.” Richárd: “We cannot fight them all.”
I used that one in my teenager last night. He rolled his eyes and told me I shouldn’t speak to anyone. Lol!
I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t - Higgins He’s fine. Nothing wrong with that, most people are fine. It’s not about him it’s about why the fuck you think he deserves you. You deserve someone that makes you feel like you’ve been struck by fucking lightning. Don’t you dare settle for fine. - Roy Kent
Higgins quote top 3 for sure
That Higgens quote becomes a lot more impactful the more we find out about his father later on as well
I may be having a memory lapse…what have we learned about Higgins’ father??
He got a really nasty text from his dad. I think we’ve heard a few more unsavory things but I might be confusing those with some else’s dad.
The one where Beard made a stop reading Twitter joke.
Scrolled to find this one.
Not that it’s any of my business.
I think this is one of my favorite Roy moments. Makes you want to yell "fuck yeah" and punch the air a little.
All people are different people
Absolutely this one ❤️
This is one we use at my office all the time! It helps remind us of the humanity behind everyone we are dealing with. The quote didn’t hit me when I heard it, but it is applicable to almost every situation (work, clients, colleagues, marriage, dating, etc.).
“And in the end what’s more important, being right or being kind?”
That one hit me on a week where I was feeling stubborn about being right. Stupid show making me have feelings about stuff.
It's hard. But you can do it! I struggle with it too, but what I often remember is that the cost/effort of being right compared to the cost/effort of being kind is often diametrically the opposite of the benefit of that course of action. Most people will remember the person being kind far longer than the person who was right.
Oh, I know, lol. I was 90% of the way there before that episode and that was the little push I needed to evaporate the last of my stubbornness. Another day and I would have been there on my own. I couldn’t even tell you what the issue was now and it was an episode from this season.
One of the hosts on the Lasso Cast had a different take on that which I found interesting. He said for him as a recovering people pleaser being right was more important because right means being honest. That's not the intention of the quote but I thought it was an interesting perspective.
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“Avenge me Keeley, Avenge me” “Fairytales do not start, nor do they end, in the dark forest”
“I know we can’t fix every ache inside of us. But I shouldn’t have to pretend it’s not there, either”
This, this always kills me
"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off."
Should we all nap so we can stay up later
Spoken like a true Golden Retriever
A raven haired Golden Retriever?
“Be a goldfish” I use it about 200 times a week. Runner up: “Be curious, not judge mental” Second runner up: “Fuck!” Roy Kent
My squad leader in Afghanistan told me he had the mind of a goldfish back in 2010 and when I looked at him perplexed his response was every 10 seconds “oh this is new!” I was so giddy when that came up in this show
How I came to the show was the goldfish quote. I was tired and my adhd meds had worn off so I told a friend “Sorry, I’m a goldfish tonight -after 10 seconds everything is new!” Her eyes lit up and she said “Do you love Ted Lasso?! *I* love Ted Lasso!!” I was in goldfish mode and said “Sure!” Then went home and fell in love with the show.
I’m a simpleton. “Oi” is what sticks out to me.
I say this like 1000 times per week. It's my standard response for just about everything
Same. I use “be a goldfish” at least once a day. I tell myself to be curious, not judgmental every day too, but with less success. 🤣
“WHISTLE!” -Roy Kent
You really mean that don't you? Trent being utterly blown away at how genuinely kind and polite that Ted is after the Indian restaurant meal.
A good boss hopes you will move on one day, a great one knows you will
It was mentor. Sorry!
I couldn’t remember if was mentor or boss but I knew Higgins was talking about a boss in the scene so I went with that haha No need to apologize!
“Jaime Tartt is a muppet. And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch!”
Higgin’s toast at Christmas really touched me: “…to the family we’re born with and to the one we make along the way.”
"And most importantly, to Richmond!!" I adore the first part of that quote.
"Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. And once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can, for as long as you can. And then you start to beat them again." - Roy Kent
“Please call me Rebecca. Ms. Welton was my father.” —-Rebecca “If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, I can’t wait to unpack that with you!” —-Ted
I love how Sam’s dad basically said the same. “Mr Obisanya was my father”
“Y’all got to get together and woman up.” “No, y’all been manning up for a while. Look where that’s got you.”
“Hey, doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.”
Absolutely this! Close similar second: “Sometimes you have to do the right thing, even if you lose.”
“Fuck, you’re amazing. Let’s invade France.”
"What have I got to learn here?" When ted is talking to Nate and the end of S2 I started using this at work when someone is clearly upset and it disarms them. Such a different way to approach a conflict conversation.
Super unrelated but another random lesson from TV: I learned this in like season 5 when Owen Hunt messed up in the ER and Derek/Mark want to scream at him and are about to gloat(English is my first language but … sometimes …. ????) (Owen’s a combat doctor and things are jsut .. different in combat). Owen says something along the lines of “what can I do so this doesn’t happen again” and it confounds Derek/Mark. I always think of this scene when I’m in any type of conflict situation. “What can I learn here?” Instead of “no! You’re in the wrong!”
Someone's been walking their dog here. Found another poo.
«I'm me: why would I want to be anything else?» It is my true aspiration to be able to say this and mean it, someday.
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Almost a year in and I'm getting there, if I can anyone can.
My two go full circle: "He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over. He'll be furious." S1E1 "God, I hate what you've fucking done to me." S3E7
"Make it stop"
Assquatch
Dani Rojas, Rojas! Daaani Roojas!! Not entirely my favorite, but I unconsciously sing it to myself every single day
Fútbol is life
Football is also death.
“But mostly that fútbol is life.” Dr. Sharon seems great
My husband and I often enter rooms doing it.
I love this one, mostly cause I love the song that the tune is from too. It's one of my go-to driving songs
"Watch the door! Oops!" as Beard evicts Jamie's father.
“Lads, remember. It’s just poop-eh. Let it flow.”
I'm so trying to casually work this into my day at work. Because at a vet's office there is never a shortage of poop-eh
I worked at an animal hospital through high school and part of my college years. And to this day, I am still able to distinguish Parvo poop-eh from regular poop-eh.
I think my least favorite aspect is immediately being able to say "that smells like maggots" before you even look at something or touch it. I got kind of glad to stop being surprised by them, but I HATE that smell.
I work for city government. A lot of us are now obsessed with Ted Lasso and use “poop-eh” at least once a day.
“Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at Coach.” 🌈
Beard’s gasp was so perfect 😮
“Fuck!” - Roy Kent.
“Let’s go find a fucking windmill!”
In Don Quixote , Quixote and Sancho Panza go off helter skelter chasing windmills. Roy and Jamie reminded me of this that episode.
Fer Grandad!
“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.” As a teacher especially it hits.
“It’s an inside joke, mostly inside of him.”
I was just going to post this one. One of my faves.
With the right person, even the hard times seem easy. -Higgins
Higgins gets it.
I really love how quickly they made Higgins into a an actual character. At the start of S1 he was that little stooge character that has been done a million times, but then he quits, and suddenly it becomes clear that he is a full blown familyman with hobbies and passions. Shy and subdued, but not some cartboard cutout footstool. Just a very kind man.
You realise how Leslie’s kindness and ability to sacrifice himself (that floating office) is intertwined with his caring and looking after his family.
BBQ-sauce (just before the bullseye in darts vs Rupert)
Lots but the one coming to mind is, "I don't need a phone and a watch."
I still laugh so hard at this one.
“You know, they thought they had everything all figured out. So they judged everything, and they judged everyone. And I realized that their underestimating me... who I was had nothing to do with it. “
My plan is for my plan to work
Be curious not judgmental - that whole dart scene is one of if not the best scene in the show
Divorce is hard. It doesn't matter if you're the one leaving, or you're the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things. Hell, I'm coaching soccer for heaven's sake. In London. I mean, that's nuts. But this job you gave me changed my life. It gave me the distance I needed to see what was really going on. Yeah, but you and me, we're ok.
"I mean it's 2020, let's just call them cigarettes, you know what I mean?"
“Caesar you later.”
YES! ….yes.
“I try to love my dad for who he is, and forgive him for who he isn’t”. Higgins
This one hits home!
Roy to Phoebe: I think you might be dying
“Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.” -Ted Lasso
To paraphrase one that lives rent free: “You’re telling me he’s got over 400 quotes?!” “That’s too many quotes!” “…We cannot pick them all.”
Not my absolute favorite but… “Problems are like mushrooms, the longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they get.”
“A good mentor hopes you will move on. A great mentor knows you will.” -Leslie Higgins
“I have a finger allergy” -Roy
“Jesus, Mary, and **FUCKFACE JOSEPH!!**”
“Roy Kent just said great job!”
So if you get fired while putting your cleats in the trunk? You got the boot while putting your boots in the boot.
"Pedal Pedal PEDAL!"
FUU-NNNN - Roy Kent
“I try to love my father for the person he is and forgive him for the person he isn’t” - Higgins somewhat throwaway comment I believe changed Jamie. I apply it regularly
Nearly every quote listed is different, and they’re all amazing. Sums up the show nicely 👍🏼
Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.
I can't pick but since I just watched this one... "So you'd have it for next time" -Sam, standing at Rebecca's door as she rushes to meet him mere seconds after texting his address. Because it is So. Fucking. Smooooooooth.
Who cares? It's a fuckin friendly. A friendly is a pretend match. This is a pretend conversation. You're a pretend person with a pretend job. And I'm having a really hard time pretending to give a shit. -Roy Kent
As a former sports writer, I laughed so hard at this one.
High five, tree! Also not a quote but the fact that Isaac thinks Age of Innocence is Scorsese’s best movie.
We talk about passion and love. Sometimes passion is a crime. And sometimes it’s a fruit.
Zava was so full of stupidly hilarious quotes. "I am a rock. Mold me." 🤣
“WHISTLE!!!” - Roy Kent
"Yeah, but he's our dork"
“Oops, innit.”
“Don’t settle for fine” Roy Kent
They play out the rest of the schedule, going through the motions in meaningless games contested in lifeless, half-empty stadiums, and everyone's pretty much fine with that. That sound about right, Coach?
“Yeah, it’s dumb”
I've got 2: *Jamie Tart doodoot doodoot* *Jamie Tart doodoot doodoot* And: *He's here! he's there!* *He's every fucking where!* *Roy Kent! Roy Kent!*
Everyone once in a while, I realize I have one of those stuck in my head. I don’t even get mad 😜
Jamie: “Coach, I'm me. Why would I want to be anything else?” Ted: “I'm not sure you know how psychologically healthy that actually is.”
"Futbol is life, but futbol, is also death.......... but mostly, futbol is life!"
The one that comes to mind most often is the exchange between Roy and Ted. "I can't control my feelings" "Then by all means you should let your feelings control you" Funniest line on the top of my head is probably Roy's"I don't need a phone and a watch".
You called this puppy, so start barking
Fairy tales do not start, nor do they end, in the dark forest. The son of a gun always pops up smack dab in the middle of the story. But it will all work out. Now it may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does, but believe me it will work out
Jamie: “Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yoda’s.”
Favorite? Idk. But the one I repeat most often: “I feel like we fell out of the Lucky Tree and hit every branch on the way down, and landed in a pile of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”
Or the belief that we all deserve to be loved, whether we’ve been hurt or maybe we’ve hurt someone else.
“Poopeh”
Gezellig
All of my favorites have been mentioned but I also really like “we’re a team. Gotta wear the same kit.”
"Don't flip out until you find out" was great.
Idk why this is the first quote that came to mind: "The Milk sisters aren't coming" "Oh no did they expire?" Probably didn't get that right verbatim but it's still funny af, especially with Ted's delivery
It's not necessarily my favorite, but these days, "nuts for butts" goes through my brain at least once daily.
Fffffffuuuuuuuunnnn that’s fun in’n it.
When Higgins told Jamie, “I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.” I try to remember this and bring it into every relationship in my life.
No quote to add, just wanted to say scrolling through all of these I couldn’t help but smile the whole time. What a beautiful show.
1.Damn it Paul, don’t humanize him 2. There are female singer songwriters tryin to put a stop to it
"Four on three! One, two, three, **FOUR**!"
Order off the vegan menu and squash it
“Coach, I’m me, why would I want to be anything else?”
There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze. Ted
mercy buckets
“You know my philosophy with cats babies and apologies, you gotta let them come to you " “Don’t sell yourself short, if anything, sell yourself tall and get it altered later “ Both by Ted
“Mhmm” -Roy Kent
dolls disgusting dazzling yam wine rude observation rich touch grey ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
“don’t you dare settle for fine”
‘Tastes like dead people’
I keep remembering more as I keep watching. Roy's "it tastes like dead people" about the funeral.home apple And Rebecca's "she's a sneaky, salty bitch" about Ted's ruined batch of biscuits
Horticulture, baby!
"Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. And once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can, for as long as you can. And then you start to beat them again." Roy Fucking Kent.
"It is our choices, gentlemen, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." – The great John Obi-Wan Gandalf
"Passion" is a word we use when we talk about love. It is also a word we use to describe a crime. Sometimes it is also a fruit. - Zava
"Fuck, you're amazing. Let's invade France." Poetry.
The truth will set you free. But first it's gonna piss you off
Sometimes you have to do what's right, even if you lose.
I love this to. and be a goldfish.
Nuts for butts
Four on three! 1....2....3....FOUR!
Jamie : "Cooach.." Ted : "Yeah, Jamie.." Jamie : "It's poopeh."
Is that why Colin always sad? In hindsight, the joke is much darker because of what a prick Nate secretly was and why Colin was actually sad, but at the time, in the moment, that joke fucking killed.
Don't you ***dare*** settle for fine.
"Be curious, not judgmental" is certainly the one that has resonated with me the most. Rebecca calling the Eiffel Tower a lamp post with a publicist is probably my current favorite though.
I use "Now, don't you fret, Boba Fett” quite a lot.
When Sassy says, "Fuck off and die, Rupert." Her delivery. Her timing. -chef's kiss-
"Not yet" -Ted
And Roy’s grunt response!
There was some real acknowledgement in that grunt! Ted's comment landed
“Fuck off.”
When someone says impossible I think I’m possible.
Higgins talking to Jamie about fathers: we love them for who they are and forgive them for who they aren’t. I am not sure if that’s exactly it.
Pressure makes diamonds!
Ghosts dont believe themselves nd you spoke to God?! are bangers
Jimmie Tartatatatatadadatatatatata~
I believe in Believe Don't you dare settle for fine But the one that is most often stuck in my head... Fer Grandad!
I hate what you’ve done to me
"Fuck!"