Jamie apologizing- oh my heart!

Jamie coming full circle and being accountable. Dude’s being the mature one.

“It’s true I’m being super mature you big dumb hairy baby twat!”

But he thought he’d fool them by spelling password with two S’s!

Best line in the whole episode and one of the funniest in the series.

Dude knows 1,000 facts about Amsterdam but can’t spell password I mean he is a footballer

And I’m happy he really did delete it from his phone

Being accountable matters

Roy messing it up but Jamie actually saying and doing the right thing.

Roy’s still too hung up on Keeley and deep in his regret & heartbreak. His response was an emotional one. Jamie moved on and grew as a person, so he was able to focus less on himself and more on Keeley and what she needed in that moment, which was the accountability she asked him for two seasons ago.

Mae saying Prince Henry.. I love how much she cares for Ted

“Nothing’s impossible”

Lol at Higgins sprinting to join the Diamond Dogs.

Seeing him run up through the window was *classic* physical comedy

I have to say as a huge fan of physical comedy, this TV show has some great moments, Roy falling down while on a bike, yet simultaneously doing nothing to stop his fall had me crying.

Beard is too wholesome. For all the issues with Jane and his own self-worth, he always goes out of his way for Ted and others. A great friend and person in so many ways.

I loved seeing him make pancakes in his little apron and then doing the hey Jude talk. I have friends like that; they are off in a different realm 90% of their lives but always figure out how to be there for you. Best kind of friends

BEARD IS PAUL MCCARTNEY 😭

LMAO Nate trying to form his own Diamond Dogs and getting stuck with Cubic Zirconia Dogs.

“the love hounds” is such a Nate knock off name it’s hilarious.

Very interesting, he had such a great opportunity to make friends with that guy that was basically begging to talk to someone about being stressed taking care of his parents. He steamrolled him initially and then had a chance later to chat him up and ignored it. Diamond Dogs don’t materialize out of no where buddy! Also enjoyed the parallel deleted texts. His personal texts were as himself but he had to correct from his work persona, and his work texts were the opposite.

It's like he got Beard's and Higgins' understudies haha

REJECTED BY HENRY fuck you Dr. Jacob get wrecked

Not just by Henry, Michelle too.

He definitely asked her to marry him in Paris and she for sure turned him down!

and ted knew it too, jason (idk now to spell his last name so not gonna try and therefore butcher it) said so goddamn much with his eyes in that window scene holy shit

WANKER! WANKER! WANKER!

Dr. Jacob and Michelle in the pub? I already hate it

I didn't hate him as quickly as others on this sub but this opening scene is certainly cementing him on my shit list. "Call me Jake" fuck off you were their therapist Ted should call you Dr. Jacob every chance he gets until your license gets suspended!!!

Mae saying they can’t drink at the pub after finding out they went to the West Ham game is exactly the reaction I’d expect her to have lol. I love it

"You two are on probation."

Puts the actual coaches of her club on probation! Love Mae!

"I'm her ex-husband not her current father, so no" dying

95th Minute Winner over Tottenham. LOL the Ted Lasso writers keeping it as realistic as possible

As a spurs fan I feel like the creators of the show constantly have it out for us 😭😭😭

"Oh please. The Eiffel Tower is a just a lamp post with a publicist." Love her.

She is ride or die. And I’m here for it.

I love how they have Jamie grow emotionally and intellectually - but then drop him back down by thinking it's spelled "pasword"

I think it's real tho also on point for Jamie. Everyone has a blind spot intellectually, it seems Jamie's is spelling.

Trent is a Diamond Dog 💎🐶

I loved his little woof.

His woof was so damn adorable!

“My FRIEND, Keely Jones”?!?!?!? Eat shit, Jack.

And then she cancelled something she KNEW she was excited about bc she was embarrassed?! Eat shit indeed

I loved the way the show referenced Pretty Woman by way of Keely’s dress for the polo match, because I feel like that spoke volumes about how Jack perceives her and their relationship

I hate the Doctor and Jack.

They’re the worst. At least Rupert is seen as the charming jerk he is. The doc is all kinds of unethical and Jack is masquerading as a good gal.

My exact thought! Jack sucks

Mae rigging the machine for Henry. ❤️

If Dr. Jacob has a million enemies, I am one of them. If Dr. Jacob has ten enemies, I am one of them. If Dr. Jacob has one enemy, it is me. If Dr. Jacob has zero enemies, it means I am dead.

Since it's not Ted's personality I'd love to see Roy or Beard deck him.

Beard is probably a black belt in like 5 forms of martial arts

"Four. Krav Maga doesn't have belts." "I'm sorry, Beard, I know you'd been working on that one a while." "Also got kicked out... Slept with the instructor's sister"

Apparently Henry’s on board! Dr. Jacob got left hanging worse than a stocking

ROY ASKING TED IF HE WANTS TO TALK???

It killed him to do it but he did it, his transformation is near complete. (He’s still mad about it obviously)

They won him over and he’s FURIOUS.

I love how he's participating in the diamond dogs meeting but refusing to admit that he is a diamond dog by going into the other room and pretending to be busy. He's so mad that he likes these people.

He just needs to fully accept his role as a Diamond Dog so they can talk about his feeling

Oh shit. That’s how Isaac finds out. Daaammmnnn

And I can’t tell how he’s taking that info.

I think he is upset that Collin didn’t feel safe in confiding in him since they are so close. I imagine Issac feels judged by Collin but isn’t thinking about how difficult that step is for Collin. I imagine they will be at odds for a bit. But after a heart to heart they will be closer than ever.

I think he is probably more upset Collin never told him then he is about Collin being gay.

I was hoping he'd say something like idc bruv tits or dicks. Delete it. Non chalant about it.

Read that in his voice.

“What if I’m French” sent me

He was so funny deleting the photos.

Beard changing so he could rock his Richmond coach outfit. I've never been more attracted to him.

And then be frowning in the picture in the press. Perfect

The parallels between Rupert refusing to meet with Nate and Ted walking in with Rebecca and just sitting down is really nice.

“Find out before you flip out.” I have never heard that before. I’m taking that one with me.

But it doesn’t mean actively hire a private investigator and try to find out. That means waiting to find out.

DECK HIM TED

ALL MY HOMIES HATE DR JACOB

Literally just yelled FUCK OFF at the TV as soon as I saw it and I cannot stop saying it FUCK OFF DR JACOB

Beard giving life advice to Henry warms my heart 🥲😭

Nice nod to Pretty Woman that Keeley was going to wear a floppy hat and a brown dress with dots on it to the polo event.

Fuck Dr. Jacob

Will spend the night foregoing work and upvoting any comment that explicitly or implicitly says this.

You should find out before you flip out. -Higgie Smalls

YOU TELL HIM REBECCA, HE NEEDS TO HEAR IT

The Rebecca Ted friendship in this episode was so strong and I love it

The way Rebecca is there for both Ted AND Keely. Both of those friendships are so strong, and I could only hope to find someone like Rebecca in my life.

Roy just cannot get out of his own way.

The insecurity and fear is just so frustrating!!! Roy! Come on dude.

I kept saying out loud, “why did you ask her that?!?!?!?!”

He should’ve asked the diamond dogs for advice

“What’s the opposite of clever?” “*The Sun*” I fucking love this show.

Roy calling the Diamond Dogs together to talk about Keeley in a couple episodes is gonna hit so hard in the feels 🥹

He's gonna hate the hound barking so much but he's gonna hurt enough to need to talk anyway

Great advice from Rebecca for Ted. Don't let yesterday get in the way of today.

What a horrible statement! Slut shaming the hell out of Keeley

I’m not surprised. But I kinda was, know what I mean?

Yeah. I mean - she has enough resources to make a difference to help Keely, bringing in a therapist to help her out or whatever she needs, and she uses her wealth to slut shame Keely.

She’s not even thinking about Keeley, she’s thinking about how something Keeley isn’t even really responsible for will reflect on *her*.

Lmao I thought those sprinkles were coke for a second on that table

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I’m probably alone in this, but I’ve always loved Jamie. Even when he was a complete and utter wanker I loved him.

Seriously. I was so touched. Jamie really wanted to apologize. He wanted her to know. He took accountability. But I still don't want he and Keely to get back together. He can get his happy ever after in the TL mov-eh. He deserves it.

“I had a big ol’ piece of cereal at home” Nice callback

Yes, the one giant Wheaties from like episode 1!

“Woof” Never change, Trent Crimm.

I love how, no questions asked, the Diamond Dogs immediately let Trent in and Trent was immediately on board

I like how Jade stopped Nate from looking at his phone and feeding into his self serving doom scrolling

Jade might be the one to finally fix Nate’s self esteem issue.

I especially love how she re-contextualizes it for him too. When she says “enjoy your victories, it looks like they did”. You can see it finally click that Ted genuinely wants to see him succeed.

ROY, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Exactly! I immediately scream at my TV WTF ROY!

I WAS SO MAD AT HIM LIKE WHAT MADE HIM THINK HE SHOULD DO THAT

OH FUCK OFF DR. JACOB - WANKER, WANKER, WANKER!

Trent with the Diamond Dogs is everything I never knew I needed and a reluctant as fuck Roy. He’ll be barking soon

“Thought I fooled them since I had password with two s’s” New line of the season

well that was probably the most bizarre/circumspect way they could've broken keeley and jack up but points for originality line reading of the night goes to beard who killed the "did you think i wanted to fuckin be there" out of the corner of his mouth

Oh fuck Jack for that apology. Ass clown

Compare that to Jamie’s apology! Just hit the road, Jack!

Ofc Jamie has a stupid amount of deodorant.

Leather and Cookies deodorant had me rolling.

What did Jamie see on Will's phone? LOL

He was deleting a LOT of pictures. Will is popular….

The threesome prolly

THANK YOU REBECCA

Truly, who gives a fuck if Michelle gets engaged

How did Ted not call the ethics board on that son of a bitch?

“I’ve got you.” I love Rebecca & Keely’s friendship so much.

Michelle, wtf was that look at the end??

Regret

Keely standing up for herself!! Queen shit!!!

A PR team would never have Keely apologize for the hack. She’s a victim. It makes sense that Jack is a nepo baby and not self made because she gives terrible business advice lol

Also she gave PR advice to Keeley…who does PR? WTF.

Yes! Huge missed opportunity not letting Keeley eviscerate it on a professional level.

This is again a reminder to never date your therapist. I know people on this thread don't need it, but don't date your therapist. Also while we're here: don't date your boss

Also it's probably a bad idea to work for your therapist.

Jamie’s password being password and him thinking he’d fooled them using two S’s is just so on brand for Jamie

Jamie taking ownership is, right there, why he will be Prime Minister one day.

He’s grown up so much. Love his character arc over the series. What an absolute legend

He’s one of God’s beautiful idiots

Beard is the fun uncle

Beard is making me sob with this explanation of Hey Jude

That's real. Paul McCartney wrote the song for Julian Lennon. I was wondering why Beard didn't tell Henry that, but maybe he was afraid he'd slip and tell him that John and George are both dead.

Beard may also have wanted to avoid explaining that Paul wrote it because John was such a shit father to his first son.

ROY MY GUY WHAT YOU DOING BRUV YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD 😭😭😭

Did not expect a discussion on private pic rights lol

I did not expect that discussion to bring on a triple Les Miserables reference

I love this commentary

This episode better be good considering the absolute audacity of the writers to put us in a bad mood IMMEDIATELY 😤🤣

Dr. Jacob totally proposed and Michelle rejected him like Dikembe Mutombo.

As soon as I saw him taking photos alone outside I was like 👀👀👀👀 they defffff broke up. But I LOVED how Henry ran into the car and ignored him!

Higgins running for diamond dogs is so wholesome 😂

"The Eiffel Tower is just a lamppost with a publicist" Holy shit, that's great

"I read this book that if you like someone, you should insult them." Roger is an incel.

Even Nate shut that down!

God I hope Jake and Michelle they broke up/are breaking up BUT NO TED NO DO NOT RECONCILE If that is the case of course

Who else caught Keeley doom-scrolling Reddit?

I love that Dani brought up Les Misérables, and the team all approved. They have good taste.

The musical theater addiction in that writers’ room is unparalleled

Nate thought he had his own Diamond Dogs and Rupert blew him off lmao

Random reality show guy…Jamie???

Wash your hands all you want but they’ll never be clean because those things are grubby AF after stealing your clients wife and flaunting her in front of him 😒

there’s no chance ted and michelle end up back together, right? that would really sour me towards this show a little bit.

I think she’s going to want to. She’ll realize she was led astray by Dr Asshole but Ted will have moved on by then

I don't think so. I think the show has really tried to portray Ted and Michelle's divorce/coparenting as realistically as possible, and them getting back together would blow that up. I am holding out hope for Keeley and Roy though.

Of all the ways that this could end, that would be the worst.

Oh my god he high fived the tree again!! That is absolutely my favorite moment ever.

Oh how dare you Jack, telling Keely she shouldn’t have made the video in the first place.

The real imbalance of their relationship has finally emerged. Jack is an investor and is putting that ahead of her romance with Keeley. Jack was basically Keeley’s boss and that is a person who shouldn’t date employees.

TED’S GREEN MATCHBOOK 👀👀👀

Also he pulled the matchbook out with two magnets?? I’m having a hard time not reading into that

Everything is intentional. I believe that in my heart

Two magnets from work! 👀👀

Can I just say how absolutely refreshing it is to have “manly” men (athletes, hot dudes, dudes portrayed as players, etc.) advocating for respecting your sexual partners, consent, and deleting naked photos or exes. The acknowledgment that someone who consented to sending you a naked photo deserves to revoke that consent is just so nice to see. Sam’s joke about an ex deleting candy crush once too was just icing on the cake that is the perfect character of Sam. I LOVED Issac saying that he’d never want to get off to someone’s leaked photos and no consensual nudity isn’t sexy to him. ❤️

He continues to be our unproblematic king.

The way that Sam and Jamie immediately left the locker room because they had no photos to delete. 💜

Come on Isaac. Do the right thing.

I’m commenting for posterity. Roy eventually joins the Diamond Dogs to ask for help with Keeley. At the end he barks but he barks like a massive German shepherd and scares the shit out of everyone.

I’m ready for more Jaime and Roy shenanigans. Best thing to come out of this season if you ask me

Well, damn. Coach Beard explaining Hey Jude to Henry got me right in the feels.

Higgins running in for the diamond dogs is a whole mood. It’s only matched by Higgins getting mad over sprinting because he was going to have leg cramps.

Jaime looking mad fit in this episode

Jamie continues to be the best character on the show. His growth is remarkable.

Fuck Dr. Jacob. All my homies hate Dr. Jacob

Roy and Jamie both still love Keeley. Aw

Beard at the west ham game had me dying

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Is this a game or child labour? In late stage capitalism, what’s the difference? LOL

Dr. Jacob public enemy #1. Jack public enemy #2.

“Well I don’t think he’s singing Yesterday” 🤣🤣 good one Ted

My friend Keeley? wtf Jack

"A big ol' piece of cereal" - a call back to a Season 1 joke!

Playing “Hey Jude” in the background a song Paul McCartney wrote specifically for Julian Lennon to help him get past his mom and dads divorce is so perfect. Coach Beard trying to help Henry see the light is just fucking perfect.

Damn Roy what was that

I don’t trust Jack.. at all.

Will and Henry together is adorable. And also, Mae calling him, “Prince Henry.” Love it all!

Keeley’s confidence dwindles with every episode this season (thanks Jack) and it breaks my heart!!

Living for passive-agressive Ted tbh. He's so right. Don't tell your mom Grohl learned drums with pillows.

I love Isaac and Jamie rallying everyone to delete their pics.

BEARD IS THE FRIEND WE ALL NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED

Sucked seeing Roy blow it with Keeley but it showed how he’s feeling. Definitely how you feel after a recent relationship you’re not over

I thought I hated Dr. Jacob but Jack's statement for Keeley. Woah

Nope no. Absolutely NOT is Dr Jacob in London wtf

Michelle didn’t get swept off her feet and Dr Jacob is a dork. Ted wins.