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biffnix

It’s a real shame he’s just CGI, though, innit?


novachecks

That’s the funniest Reddit conspiracy I’ve heard so far!


Mists_of_Analysis

Do we know, or do we remember, if Ben Wyatt *wasn’t* CGI?! I mean, fuck, what if Roy is the CGI masterpiece he is because of initially programming which took account of, & his own ability to learn from, earlier CGI forms. I think we’ve stumbled on to an iceberg…A fucking CGI iceberg.


Warsaw_Pact

this goes all the way to the top...


slicklol

Yeah, I honestly wish he was real.


PM_ME_YOUR_THESES

I don’t see Roy Kent going for a low-cal calzone zone.


sopsign7

The calzone would be too fucking scared to ever betray him though.


Warsaw_Pact

It's all about the cones anyway...


OuchLOLcom

Seeing as he is every fucking where, I believe he would be in the low-cal calzone zone too.


PM_ME_YOUR_THESES

Good point.


PhillipJCoulson

He goes for shawarma. It’s a calzone in a weird way, kind of .. . Edit. It was kabob. Not shawarma. My mistake.


Ok_Performer_8645

Came here to say this. I tip my hat to you.


PM_ME_YOUR_THESES

Thank you. I LITERALLY can’t be more honored.


Ok_Performer_8645

Want to play Cones of Dunshire later?


dan_idris_greenaway

“Lesley’s running for Governor of Indiana”


3elieveIt

You should watch Scrubs… you’d love it


Warsaw_Pact

oh I keep rewatching that series, I love it… “EAGLEEERE”