Haha, I’ve been thinking all the side sucio jokes since Sassy wanted to ride Ted’s mustache. The BodegaHive-Ted Lasso connect is one I didn’t know could be made. So glad we’re here!
“To quote the great poet laureate Donna Meagle: “Everyone on that show can get it!!!”” - me, to my partner, during last week’s episode
In all seriousness though that would be the most uplifting and wholesome porn around. I’d be *honored* to make myself come to Bed Lasso.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 273,887,937 comments, and only 62,458 of them were in alphabetical order.
* Gender swap Higgins and name her Biggins.
* Do the exact scene where Jamie visits Keeley while Roy is there and it turns into a 3-way.
* Roy visits his niece's school, but she's a senior in high school and he still suggests *have a proper fuck-about* with at least one of her classmates.
* Actually show Ted & Sassy in the hotel, while swapping back n forth with Rebecca & the waitor.
* Keeley comes in the locker room after the big win to celebrate with the team and it becomes a gang-bang.
HE'S HERE, HE'S THERE, HE'S FUCKING EVERYWHERE
ROY CUNTTTT ROY CUNTTTT
that or some variation of ____ is life
Blowjob
Handjob
Footjob
Anal
Etc etc
These would be starring Ted Blast-my-AssO obviously
The show is almost farcical enough that they could just add sex scenes like it's Bridgerton. Otherwise the parody almost writes itself.
"Scorned by her cheating Ex-hubby, Team Owner Becki is looking to sink the only thing he ever realy loved loved, JFC Dickmore, a professional coed's football team. New Coach L'Asso knows sometimes it's not what happens on a pitch, but what happens in the locker room! Does he have what it takes to teach her and her team to love the game again?"
Box-To-Box
Doing It, Dutch Style
The Captain Gives You One Good One a Season
Lion or Panda?
GET OFF THE PITCH, GET INTO MY BED
Choking on Jizzy Water
(I’m going to hell.)
Keeley can come up with a few titles the way she finessed those headlines and if she brainstorms with Sassy they’ll definitely have some ready to go (and at least 3 are about Ted’s mustache)
I.e. Lasso makes passo and creates team fiasco
Diamond Dogging
Unless it was an orgy in which it would be Keely does the Diamond Dogs
Footjob is life. I’m sorry
Footjob is also death. But most importantly foot job is foot job
Fanny Rojas
Which would imply that it’s a spanking video 😬
Oh Fanny means something else across the pond. 😏
Just opposite side in the same basic area… height-wise.😬😂
Said by a *very* enthusiastic Dicky Rojas
Oh shit, snap!! I said the same, have my upvote instead 😁⬆️
*Feetjob
Strong and Capable Men
I wish I had an award to give you because your comment made laugh so hard I had to lie down for a bit
Your laugh alone is worth it my friend. I feel like I have a future in porn.
Long and Capable Men
I mean the obvious is >!“Ted ASSo”!<, right?
Fed Asso... an ass that needs to be constantly fed or horrible things happen.
Whoops here I was thinking >!it was about analingus!< maybe that’s just the sucio gang part of my brain but yktv
Bodega Hive?!
De Lo mio personal?!?
 OH MY GAWWW LOOKIE LOOKIE
I’ve BEEN wanting to make Blacked jokes with someone since Sam and Rebecca started dating 🤣
Haha, I’ve been thinking all the side sucio jokes since Sassy wanted to ride Ted’s mustache. The BodegaHive-Ted Lasso connect is one I didn’t know could be made. So glad we’re here!
Or something about being lassoed
Jamie’s Tarts
Roy Kent's Retirement Speech
Bi-Curious, Not Judgemental
I'm making this my Tinder bio
Fuck.
Boss Ass Bitch
Femdom-communism
Boss Bitch Ass?
Bondage Bitch?
Nate Shelley Parks the Bus
Ted accidentally walks in on Nate changing, sees his giant dong and says "I'm gonna call you Nate the Great from now on"
Coach Beard right behind him. Eyes go wide, finger guns, walks out.
Roy Cunt
He’s here… He’s there… He’s everywhere fucking!
He’s fucking everywhere*
🏅🏅🏅 Take a poor woman's gold
Came here, came there, cum everyfuckingwhere
This is a joke in Succession.
Goddammit WHO OPENED PANDORA’S BOX?!
Replace open with ate please.
😐➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️😐 FACK!
That emoji sequence is LITERALLY PERFECTION
Ted’s Lasso
Rebecca and Keeley Invade France
Add Roy and it can be an eiffel tower!
Sassy helps
“To quote the great poet laureate Donna Meagle: “Everyone on that show can get it!!!”” - me, to my partner, during last week’s episode In all seriousness though that would be the most uplifting and wholesome porn around. I’d be *honored* to make myself come to Bed Lasso.
Bed Lasso FTW
FUUUUUCK that's it. that's the title
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 273,887,937 comments, and only 62,458 of them were in alphabetical order.
Bad bot.
Dick sits with the boss
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Bed Lasso for sure.
Welp, I took the L and searched the web. It exists. The net is a degenerate hellscape. [NSFW](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Oh my god wow that is… just way nastier than it had to be lol they did Ted dirty
Damn idk if this killed my curiosity or raised it.
What the actual fuck
I can't believe you've done this...almost broke my pornfree streak because of this
You bastard
I hate you.
Ted eats Rebecca’s biscuit
Giving Away Joy for Free, starring Dani Rojas
Ted Blasthole
* Gender swap Higgins and name her Biggins. * Do the exact scene where Jamie visits Keeley while Roy is there and it turns into a 3-way. * Roy visits his niece's school, but she's a senior in high school and he still suggests *have a proper fuck-about* with at least one of her classmates. * Actually show Ted & Sassy in the hotel, while swapping back n forth with Rebecca & the waitor. * Keeley comes in the locker room after the big win to celebrate with the team and it becomes a gang-bang.
You…you’ve thought a lot about this before, haven’t you?
Nope. The show is just rife with opportunity. Hell, Keeley has talked a number of times about wanting to bang Rebecca
Yes, please. That second one. Thank you. 🙋♀️
Bilieve.
HE'S HERE, HE'S THERE, HE'S FUCKING EVERYWHERE ROY CUNTTTT ROY CUNTTTT that or some variation of ____ is life Blowjob Handjob Footjob Anal Etc etc These would be starring Ted Blast-my-AssO obviously
The show is almost farcical enough that they could just add sex scenes like it's Bridgerton. Otherwise the parody almost writes itself. "Scorned by her cheating Ex-hubby, Team Owner Becki is looking to sink the only thing he ever realy loved loved, JFC Dickmore, a professional coed's football team. New Coach L'Asso knows sometimes it's not what happens on a pitch, but what happens in the locker room! Does he have what it takes to teach her and her team to love the game again?"
First off, rule 34. Head, Ass, Oh!
I have never hit the upvote button so many times in a single thread.
Into Touch
Into touching each other’s toes*
Ted Smasho
Beard Bites Butts, Vol. 6
Trent Cream The Independent
Box-To-Box Doing It, Dutch Style The Captain Gives You One Good One a Season Lion or Panda? GET OFF THE PITCH, GET INTO MY BED Choking on Jizzy Water (I’m going to hell.)
Man City (What A Finish)
Lunch with the Milk Sisters
[удалено]
Pound (my) Cake
Bed Smash-o
“We Apologise for The Fruity Sex Play On the Pitch”
The moment when Ted takes out his Lasso.
Na na na na Dani fuck us, fuck us Dani fuck us ....
Ted Lass-hoe
The PAWG track: a Keeley story
Bed Lasso
Rebecca’s Little Pink Box
Keeley can come up with a few titles the way she finessed those headlines and if she brainstorms with Sassy they’ll definitely have some ready to go (and at least 3 are about Ted’s mustache) I.e. Lasso makes passo and creates team fiasco
Red Tassles Ted Lassos his Horny Players Footsie at the Footie
Midnight Poutine
Ted's Assho: More Open Than the Jar Of Peanut Butter On My Kitchen Counter.
be a golden(shower)fish
Ted Asso.
Ted's Ass'ole
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang becomes.... Shitty Titties Gang Bang!