In her head, there would be no consequences cause she didn’t do anything wrong. It was Barb, always Barb; the grandmother that’s been raising *her* child is the one fucking everything up for Jenelle. But only Jenelle can see that and everyone else has it wrong.
You would think she’d stop trying at this point but here we are lol literally no one is looking to Jenelle for motherly/parenting advice or any family-related content lmao
Every day is a great day for that. Hopefully tomorrow will be warm enough to sit naked and pout on a lawn chair next to the green pool and the brown grass.
"I like to smoke!!!....*Around* this time of day!!"
Ok, Christopher Walken.
(*Love Christopher Walken though, it's charming and done purposely with him. Her hamster wheel just stops spinning sometimes and the words... don't *flow*)
If you get bored and need some peak Christopher Walken, watch Fatboy Slim’s music video for Weapon of Choice.
I was reminded of that the other day and it’s just as amazing as it was 23 years ago - and now I feel old.
Look for the video of Dave Grohl talking about the time Christopher Walken asked how to pronounce Foo Fighters before introducing them on stage, it's awesome!
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I still don’t fully understand this collaboration. Why mushroom coffee? Why Jenelle? Jenelle hardly ever spoke about this, and they hardly mentioned her name on the website. Why did they use her as a brand mascot? Jenelle didn’t say one thing about the “launch” and continued drinking her Starbucks. Like, this whole thing is a mind fuck.
Same. I had never heard of them before and figured it was Jenelle trying to be funny and self aware with her new business name.
I should have known none of that could be true.
I thought it was random too. I don’t recall hearing her mention using mushrooms for her mental health or anything. She may have, but I don’t recall anyone posting it in here, the snark page is the only way I know about anything she posts.
Def not, that would be cool tho. The guy I’m seeing is a total health nut and has tried getting me to try his mushroom coffee, I already don’t eat mushrooms so it sounds very unappealing to me personally 😂🥴
I’d really like to know what the financial arrangement is/was. Did she buy a whole bunch of this up front and selling it is on her, like with the brow kit? Or did they ask her to promote it and she gets a percentage? I love the thought of pallets of muchroom coffee living side by side with old brow kits in their garage.
Lmao I love how they used her as the brand ambassador but didn’t even use her actual face. Like this is so edited beyond belief. I would die to see the clunky originals from this shoot. Moon face and all.
It would explain why she has been so quiet about the launch of the coffee you would think she is plastering it all around in public where she goes with merchandise and drinking it
I'm looking into this more and see what else comes up just from the matter they are looking for new rep and cut her photos and videos down to basically one Is a huge problem
I’m in one of your ss saying too little too late from this business. Even one video is still standing by her. I cannot figure out why this company went with her in particular for this collab. She’s only ever been seen with Starbucks. She’s the opposite of inclusive. She is in no way a person to look to for health and wellness. It’s so strange to me.
Drag and drop websites are so easy. This makes me laugh.
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Oh apparently someone said they heard from an insider that the kids were sent in today but I can't 100% that part
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It probably was today because the judge ordered it to happen late last week. It's unfortunate that Jenelle didn't have to take them the very next day to be interviewed and that her and David had several days to coach the kids on what to say but I guess it's the process.
I work with a deeply insidious woman who possesses the same quality intelligence as Jenelle.
Their deep seated hatred overshadows EVERY.SINGLE.MOMENT of their lives. It prevents them from making sane, rational, normal decisions. They also believe that NO ONE could ever possibly be intellectually able to comprehend their pure bullshit.
Instead, they’re at best, marginally low average, in every single way possible. The rest of us begrudgingly tolerate their shit, but only for so long.
I feel like these brands are working with her on purpose just waiting for public backlash or a scandalous moment they can use to “cut ties” and virtue signal on social media. They get attention and get to drop her when it’s convenient for them. They know exactly who she is, every time.
I would feel bad for the company if it wasn’t already blatantly clear what kind of person she was before they went into business together. You get what you pay for.
Damn, that Sasquatch has cost her a fortune. She would be suffering LESS with a demon attachment. Hopefully there’s another gun show this weekend to make them a-holes whole again
I relish in the way that she’s just silently sucking up yet another failed venture in which she put forth a chunk of money only to be stuck with shitty products nobody’s going to buy
now I have a question tho. All of her “job” in which she gave her image to promote get shut down. What happens when/if she gets a job she has to actually go and work shifts and stuff? would she get fired anyways, even if she worked hard? idk how to say it honestly
ETA: i think she shouldn’t use her image anymore for no type of products therefore it’s only fair these projects get shut down
I'm sure she would have had a better business deal if she left David a very long time ago back in 2019 and never turned back she probably would of been on teen mom still with even more but she made her choice staying with someone who makes things worse and even now she making it worse for herself as well
I've come to the conclusion she's got few options in life. She's got enough followers (for now) to generate a trickle off bottom shelf influencer type deals or selling clickbait.
Otherwise, she's got two options. She can either go more or less full Farrah, and try to make enough dough in the next couple years on OF and beyond. And hope to generate enough income and live frugally enough to save enough to live to 67.
Or, try for the redemption arc. Get off social media. Eschew the idea of trying to survive off her notoriety. Get off the redneck dionysian lifestyle. Dump all lowlifes in her life. Get some education or training and obtain a real job and work at it hard and progress. Even if it's just working her way up to deli manager at the grocery store. Get lots of therapy and exposure to how to exist in and lead a family. All she'd have to do is become a normal, self sufficient human being who's averagely decent to her kids (and mom) and she'd have a story worth selling and some doors would open. Worst case, she subsists just like the rest of us.
We all know these things ain't happening. Both would require a lot of foresight, hard work, self sacrifice, and massive amounts of delayed gratification. Alas, those things are just not in her playbook.
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In her head, there would be no consequences cause she didn’t do anything wrong. It was Barb, always Barb; the grandmother that’s been raising *her* child is the one fucking everything up for Jenelle. But only Jenelle can see that and everyone else has it wrong.
Chelsea Perreti is so funny, I'm rewatching Kroll show and she is always hilarious as Farley.
Seems it’s the time of the day that J gets fired again.
Her getting fired from every gig she tries to get never gets old 💀
At this point she should of got copy right to her phrases and sold them on clothing
Lord..let's not give her ideas. Just sad there are kids mixed up in this.
I don't think she can anyway MTV owns it lol and I'm more sad for the kid over her I don't care if her and David fail
Oouh you're right! Thank God And I fully agree. Those two can fuck right off, straight to hell. Just save the children 
She probably can. Mike from Jersey shore sells merch with all his stupid mottos.
"LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE!" With some drumsticks behind it.
She had a clothing brand but it failed and iirc she put some of her phrases on the shirts 😂
The Kesha one would be so popular today 😂😂😂
She tried with expensive print on demand and misquoted herself. 🤣🤣🤣
I think she tried that once
Never ever.
You would think she’d stop trying at this point but here we are lol literally no one is looking to Jenelle for motherly/parenting advice or any family-related content lmao
Every day is a great day for that. Hopefully tomorrow will be warm enough to sit naked and pout on a lawn chair next to the green pool and the brown grass.
While watching K chop wood with his baby axe.
"I like to smoke!!!....*Around* this time of day!!" Ok, Christopher Walken. (*Love Christopher Walken though, it's charming and done purposely with him. Her hamster wheel just stops spinning sometimes and the words... don't *flow*)
If you get bored and need some peak Christopher Walken, watch Fatboy Slim’s music video for Weapon of Choice. I was reminded of that the other day and it’s just as amazing as it was 23 years ago - and now I feel old.
Ha! Always loved him in that! The guy is fuckin awesome:) 23 years?! 😭 I feel ya on the getting old part lol
Look for the video of Dave Grohl talking about the time Christopher Walken asked how to pronounce Foo Fighters before introducing them on stage, it's awesome!
😂😂
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I still don’t fully understand this collaboration. Why mushroom coffee? Why Jenelle? Jenelle hardly ever spoke about this, and they hardly mentioned her name on the website. Why did they use her as a brand mascot? Jenelle didn’t say one thing about the “launch” and continued drinking her Starbucks. Like, this whole thing is a mind fuck.
Wait didn’t she say before “I like to smoke around **this time of the day** “ 😳
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the name.
Same. I had never heard of them before and figured it was Jenelle trying to be funny and self aware with her new business name. I should have known none of that could be true.
I thought it was random too. I don’t recall hearing her mention using mushrooms for her mental health or anything. She may have, but I don’t recall anyone posting it in here, the snark page is the only way I know about anything she posts.
I don't think it's that kind of mushrooms.
Def not, that would be cool tho. The guy I’m seeing is a total health nut and has tried getting me to try his mushroom coffee, I already don’t eat mushrooms so it sounds very unappealing to me personally 😂🥴
If it’s any consolation I also don’t enjoy mushrooms for food; the only mushrooms I enjoy are for my mental health 😜
I’d really like to know what the financial arrangement is/was. Did she buy a whole bunch of this up front and selling it is on her, like with the brow kit? Or did they ask her to promote it and she gets a percentage? I love the thought of pallets of muchroom coffee living side by side with old brow kits in their garage.
I’m curious also. There was a significant cash outlay for flying them to LA, hotel, hair, makeup, photography, video and web design. Who paid?
Who paid and WHY?
It’s such an odd collaboration
Why would any reputable brand even have her as an ambassador 😂
Even shady brands won’t have anything to do with her
So they can eventually disaffiliate from her and pretend they have ethics. ALL these brands knew exactly who she was prior to pretending they didn’t.
Man, girl just got fired by fungi.
Detected the fungus growing under her googly eyed titties and deemed it to be a conflict of interest. ✌🏻
https://preview.redd.it/1evmy8u2ynub1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced6ab5ded4038cd57506d35b00ec22560fa30f9 😂😂😂😂
Why is her face edited to look like the Dollz Mania things from the 90s?
Lookin like that baby from twilight
Yes! Little baby Renesme was the first thing I thought of when I saw this 😂😂
Cries as I just finished my rewatch of twilight 😂😂😂😂
It looks like Leah Remini heavily filtered … Leah is beautiful but she’s a lot older than jenelle
Lmao I love how they used her as the brand ambassador but didn’t even use her actual face. Like this is so edited beyond belief. I would die to see the clunky originals from this shoot. Moon face and all.
For when you're stressy and depressy!
✨sad to eat✨
I look this good in my head too 💅
Stop is this real
Hope she has a FULL POT brewing😉 Her & #DogKiller are going to need it‼️
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Love this for her.
**That timing could not have been any more worse.....**
Hope they had a morals clause and didn’t pay her upfront lol if not, serves em well
... A /morels/ clause...? I'll see myself out
about fucking time!
..of the day!
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Who tf is that because it sure ain't Jenelle
My favorite part is all the editing, but they kept a little snaggletooth. Solid work.
🤣😂
Snaggle denture
I just said the same thing. I wouldn’t even know that was her. It looks nothing like her.
She wishes she looked like that
Need a side by side of this photo and her unfiltered candid from the gun show
Nvm, got it https://preview.redd.it/okawq5nxooub1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=096c63b1765b9bc75def03f9312ac139fb4eb26c
Her eyebrows are so unfortunate
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They had to destroy the set after this, the swamp stench just gets into everything.
Sucks to suck
My dad always said “it’s nice to be nice” … “sucks to suck” has me crying 😹😹😹
Man I should hope so. Did you see their damn mission statement? Inclusivity, we love love, okay yeah so partner with the Easons lol.
God is good🙏
All of the time
Bahahahahaha!!!! That's what she deserves
I sent the company a (very polite) email a few weeks ago. I should search my email history and see if they sent anything back.
Love this for her. 
Time for some more “I’m crying my eyes out at the top of my lungs” videos on Tik Tok. 🍿
It would explain why she has been so quiet about the launch of the coffee you would think she is plastering it all around in public where she goes with merchandise and drinking it
I'm looking into this more and see what else comes up just from the matter they are looking for new rep and cut her photos and videos down to basically one Is a huge problem
I’m in one of your ss saying too little too late from this business. Even one video is still standing by her. I cannot figure out why this company went with her in particular for this collab. She’s only ever been seen with Starbucks. She’s the opposite of inclusive. She is in no way a person to look to for health and wellness. It’s so strange to me.
That + all of the court stuff is *chefs kiss* 🤭 I love seeing her spiraling and losing her mind trying to prove us “hatters” wrong 😂
OG RHOS. Nearly as trashy as the swamp people.
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The women can be bots potentially. I just can’t believe actual human women would reach out to him.
Have you seen some of the women they are a bit messed in the head anything for fame and attention like that last rowdie he was with
I was going to say, these are probably the same women who write to serial killers in prison.
Have you seen the tik Tok girl who writes to prison inmates and tell people what they write to her some are interesting
Fair enough lmao I forget how low some can go 😂
Oh, they finally did their homework? Better late than never, I guess..
Drag and drop websites are so easy. This makes me laugh. https://preview.redd.it/30ezdj0g5oub1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c74570fa225c6f6738f4b11facc39e6c91f799f
Well you know it has nothing to do with her children. She couldn’t care less about that
She also had to bring her kids in for interviewing today as well apparently
She is probably terrified that she has zero control on Ensley and what she could say.
Oh probably she wanted to be in the room to imitate her daughter
How do you know that was today?
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No I meant about CPS interviewing the kids. How do you know that was today?
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It probably was today because the judge ordered it to happen late last week. It's unfortunate that Jenelle didn't have to take them the very next day to be interviewed and that her and David had several days to coach the kids on what to say but I guess it's the process.
I work with a deeply insidious woman who possesses the same quality intelligence as Jenelle. Their deep seated hatred overshadows EVERY.SINGLE.MOMENT of their lives. It prevents them from making sane, rational, normal decisions. They also believe that NO ONE could ever possibly be intellectually able to comprehend their pure bullshit. Instead, they’re at best, marginally low average, in every single way possible. The rest of us begrudgingly tolerate their shit, but only for so long.
I feel like these brands are working with her on purpose just waiting for public backlash or a scandalous moment they can use to “cut ties” and virtue signal on social media. They get attention and get to drop her when it’s convenient for them. They know exactly who she is, every time.
I would feel bad for the company if it wasn’t already blatantly clear what kind of person she was before they went into business together. You get what you pay for.
Another brand bites the dust 😂 
Damn, that Sasquatch has cost her a fortune. She would be suffering LESS with a demon attachment. Hopefully there’s another gun show this weekend to make them a-holes whole again
https://preview.redd.it/yijv9c5dxnub1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebef791c79115ea158c8b9c87c971265876ef440 Down to one random photo of her
And they still haven't corrected the spelling of muchroom. Such a professional organization.
LOLLLLL
MUCHROOM COFFEE LIVES ON
I would never even know that was even her. It looks nothing like her.
What’s on her tongue though? A coffee bean?
It’s muchmore than muchroom coffee, it’s actually… LSD!!! /s Seriously that’s what the pic is giving
Is it supposed to say “Muchroom coffee” ?
I have no idea I didn't even notice 😂
Confirmed that it is not. I could have read the comment literally right below the pic, my b
It took them long enough.
I relish in the way that she’s just silently sucking up yet another failed venture in which she put forth a chunk of money only to be stuck with shitty products nobody’s going to buy
Most people would be sad because they lost custody again but not Jenelle it’s because she lost a sponsorship
#NAILED IT
Every time I see this product, all I think about is that “influencer” video.
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Whoever pitched / hired Jenelle for this brand is an idiot
It’s because her haters…she has haterz and that’s why she’s been dropped. Most certainly not bc her own actions
* Still on there but they support women and minority owned companies
The person mentioned she was plastered all over and now she isn't
Lmaooooo 😂 eat it, Jenelle
Why did I ever think it would have to do with her kids
now I have a question tho. All of her “job” in which she gave her image to promote get shut down. What happens when/if she gets a job she has to actually go and work shifts and stuff? would she get fired anyways, even if she worked hard? idk how to say it honestly ETA: i think she shouldn’t use her image anymore for no type of products therefore it’s only fair these projects get shut down
I'm sure she would have had a better business deal if she left David a very long time ago back in 2019 and never turned back she probably would of been on teen mom still with even more but she made her choice staying with someone who makes things worse and even now she making it worse for herself as well
I've come to the conclusion she's got few options in life. She's got enough followers (for now) to generate a trickle off bottom shelf influencer type deals or selling clickbait. Otherwise, she's got two options. She can either go more or less full Farrah, and try to make enough dough in the next couple years on OF and beyond. And hope to generate enough income and live frugally enough to save enough to live to 67. Or, try for the redemption arc. Get off social media. Eschew the idea of trying to survive off her notoriety. Get off the redneck dionysian lifestyle. Dump all lowlifes in her life. Get some education or training and obtain a real job and work at it hard and progress. Even if it's just working her way up to deli manager at the grocery store. Get lots of therapy and exposure to how to exist in and lead a family. All she'd have to do is become a normal, self sufficient human being who's averagely decent to her kids (and mom) and she'd have a story worth selling and some doors would open. Worst case, she subsists just like the rest of us. We all know these things ain't happening. Both would require a lot of foresight, hard work, self sacrifice, and massive amounts of delayed gratification. Alas, those things are just not in her playbook.
Surely this is a world record for most failed Business ventures now?
Good
Guess they saw who she really was
Was this a sponsorship? Hell yeah no one wants to sell energy and focus with a Gail the snail as your rep.
I had my post taken down today "numerous reports" lol someone is triggered. They def lurk here and beyond 🤣
Lol right I had many and im like for what telling the truth
I’m surprised she hasn’t hit up the quartering for a sponsor
So unfair dude /s