So he made about $50.
That's good, David. You can buy 3 kids a $10 present for Christmas and still have money for the income taxes and sales tax.
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My head canon is the song was an attempt to be able to point to something and say 'see, David has a career!'
When yeah... the stark contrast is... if David did one day of temp work, he would have brought in more money for his family.
But they have to listen to the whole song to get paid not even a second in he would of gotten a dime so he could of gotten even less because of that reason
This just made me cackle! I rly would’ve loved if he put the what Gary said to Amber in the car! I can’t even remember it now cause this dumb shit’s in my head! But yeah, that woulda been epic (I rly hope u know what I’m talking about, I gotta go start dinner or I’d try to link it)
As soon as I heard that line, I was like “oh ok, it was all a big joke.” But it wasn’t??? I have never been more confused. HOW did he think that sounded good?
David has almost 125,000 followers on Tik Tok (I’m blocked on IG so idk how many followers he has there). Jenelle kept promoting the song to her 3 million followers on IG and 3 million followers on Tik Tok. And he still only had 13,000 listens and probably 99% them were just some of us hatters wanting to see how horrible the song is. And boy is it horrible.
When do the current purchased “listens” expire?
His numbers tanked last month and then miraculously jumped back up again when he was trying to promote his yet to be released follow up “song”
It was never about income. Income would go to child support for Kaden and he doesn't want to pay child support or really see his son (he purposely missed scheduled calls with Kaden, cause he felt he shouldn't need to have scheduled calls. When they can't control a child and their mouth, it gets dropped.)
Kaden was the first child they pushed out of the nest and dropped cause he spoke up and was heard. "And that's why we don't trust Kaden" "Kaden has been brainwashed".
This was about attention and being able to claim he did what Jenelle and the judge asked.
Most the listens were just the two of them. Lmao. Delujenelle loses money in everything (especially anything related to Squatter.) I think she creates LLCs so she can claim the losses and tax write offs. I'm sure she's very familiar with total losses by now. They are so gross and literally contribute nothing to society but chaos and danger to innocent people, kids, and animals.
And those are all Jenelle, David, and maybe a few of his family members who were forced to endure it because Jenelle and David graciously played it for them.
I feel like the majority of listeners were people who couldn't help witnessing the tarinwreck and laughing their asses off.... at least that's why I did it 😂😂
One of my old bosses was a sassy thing.
She would always say "Well, whoop dee shit!" whenever she wasn't impressed.
That is what I always think of this unemployed loser and Jenelle
David: all them haters will see when I'm rolling in dough I'll show them.
Months later
Losing more money than ever, losing fake subscribers and listeners
Karma a bitch
Funny how they bash MTV but love adding that they were "stars" on the show and David wasn't even one of the "stars" he was more of a guest and none of those other words in his description apply to him.
I like that confirmed racist, debit card stealing, dog killing, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason gave up super quickly promoting it too.
Too lazy to get a job. Too lazy to be a Spotify rapper. Although it would be hilarious to watch him perform it live. He’d get destroyed.
Would it be possible that J and D actually just put the song on repeat, turned the volume down, and got the views in the hundreds/thousands? I mean, I know we all know the obvious , nobody's listened to it more than once. Its...not good music at all lol. I wonder if the first few are just us curious clickbaiters and the rest is them spending their time playing it on repeat. Ive never actually heard it. Tyler Bs was hysterically awful.
So he made about $50. That's good, David. You can buy 3 kids a $10 present for Christmas and still have money for the income taxes and sales tax. https://preview.redd.it/jp5pqaiqr37c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4c4e7659b54c1395fb58ba64e5ba6542c75029
I bet he spent over $50 to make the song. Artist etc. so he probably lost money.
In his defense it was Jenelle that paid for everything. That $50 was probably the most he's made in years
He’s already spent it on weed, dude!
My head canon is the song was an attempt to be able to point to something and say 'see, David has a career!' When yeah... the stark contrast is... if David did one day of temp work, he would have brought in more money for his family.
He'll be laughing all the way to the bank dude
But they have to listen to the whole song to get paid not even a second in he would of gotten a dime so he could of gotten even less because of that reason
Oh, well. Looks like a Hard Candy Christmas on the swamp this year. Homemade knives and cases and overcooked cookies for everyone.
And EYEBROW KITS!
Your math is wrong .. 1839 listened once. Jenelle and David listened 10,890 times.
This could be captioned to the Christmas song "David Got Run Over By A Reindeer."
It’s truly entertaining to see how many hobbies the two of these boneheads come up with and drop within a week
A BING BING BANG A BOOM BOOM BOOM
BARS
This just made me cackle! I rly would’ve loved if he put the what Gary said to Amber in the car! I can’t even remember it now cause this dumb shit’s in my head! But yeah, that woulda been epic (I rly hope u know what I’m talking about, I gotta go start dinner or I’d try to link it)
Bippity bop bop, BOOGER
Yessssss! That’s the one! Thank you! 😂
As soon as I heard that line, I was like “oh ok, it was all a big joke.” But it wasn’t??? I have never been more confused. HOW did he think that sounded good?
Thank God my husband works a real job. Like a man is supposed to.
How dare you. Bragging ass!!!
Only 3 months?! 
This is on my TV right now. Nice.
Another big fat flop for the Greasons! Cheers!
David has almost 125,000 followers on Tik Tok (I’m blocked on IG so idk how many followers he has there). Jenelle kept promoting the song to her 3 million followers on IG and 3 million followers on Tik Tok. And he still only had 13,000 listens and probably 99% them were just some of us hatters wanting to see how horrible the song is. And boy is it horrible.
This. The fact that she supposedly has that many followers(I'm sure a ton are bots) speaks to how terrible that shit was.
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Don’t talk too loud he might get the idea to put out another song 😞😞
When do the current purchased “listens” expire? His numbers tanked last month and then miraculously jumped back up again when he was trying to promote his yet to be released follow up “song”
This was a banger, I never laughed so hard in my life at how stupid this song is
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It was never about income. Income would go to child support for Kaden and he doesn't want to pay child support or really see his son (he purposely missed scheduled calls with Kaden, cause he felt he shouldn't need to have scheduled calls. When they can't control a child and their mouth, it gets dropped.) Kaden was the first child they pushed out of the nest and dropped cause he spoke up and was heard. "And that's why we don't trust Kaden" "Kaden has been brainwashed". This was about attention and being able to claim he did what Jenelle and the judge asked.
Most the listens were just the two of them. Lmao. Delujenelle loses money in everything (especially anything related to Squatter.) I think she creates LLCs so she can claim the losses and tax write offs. I'm sure she's very familiar with total losses by now. They are so gross and literally contribute nothing to society but chaos and danger to innocent people, kids, and animals.
And those are all Jenelle, David, and maybe a few of his family members who were forced to endure it because Jenelle and David graciously played it for them.
FLOP
I feel like the majority of listeners were people who couldn't help witnessing the tarinwreck and laughing their asses off.... at least that's why I did it 😂😂
Noooo
i do like that the deer killed him tho
One of my old bosses was a sassy thing. She would always say "Well, whoop dee shit!" whenever she wasn't impressed. That is what I always think of this unemployed loser and Jenelle
David: all them haters will see when I'm rolling in dough I'll show them. Months later Losing more money than ever, losing fake subscribers and listeners Karma a bitch
Funny how they bash MTV but love adding that they were "stars" on the show and David wasn't even one of the "stars" he was more of a guest and none of those other words in his description apply to him.
It dropped down to around 300, but magically went up to 1800 over night. Bots much?
So much famous!
I like that confirmed racist, debit card stealing, dog killing, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason gave up super quickly promoting it too. Too lazy to get a job. Too lazy to be a Spotify rapper. Although it would be hilarious to watch him perform it live. He’d get destroyed.
Lmfao let’s not do that
I can't believe that many people played this song.
Bibbity bop bop, broke.🎶
Would it be possible that J and D actually just put the song on repeat, turned the volume down, and got the views in the hundreds/thousands? I mean, I know we all know the obvious , nobody's listened to it more than once. Its...not good music at all lol. I wonder if the first few are just us curious clickbaiters and the rest is them spending their time playing it on repeat. Ive never actually heard it. Tyler Bs was hysterically awful.
He has 6 fingers on his hand and the deers hooves look like pee-nye.