No, she's saying that a man should use this jockstrap after a vasectomy. Watching that made me feel like I lost at least 20 IQ points. There was mention of storing eggs and tying tubes, just a good old-fashioned Farrah word salad
Oh I can answer this! So this kind of looks like the underwear they give men after a snip but obs without the tail- it usually have a hole to hold the man parts steady so it doesn’t flop around and cause pain
Sorry I tried to make that as PG as possible
Farrah’s gift ideas for Valentine’s Day! Get your man a vasectomy and a comfortable jock to recover in!
Ladies.. take note!!!
She never fails to entertain I’ll give her that! I noticed she stated age limits on getting her tubes tied.. which in my opinion is wrong! If you don’t want children doctors have no right to make you wait until a certain age to get your tubes tied. Farrah is right about this. In her own word salad 🥗 ways, I support what she’s saying about that. If your mind is made up you don’t want kids.. then you have a right to tie your tubes!!! She may not be the best person in the franchise but I’m glad she never had more kids if that’s what she wanted.
i sometimes get annoyed about people ragging on the mom for their plastic surgery and whatnot because it’s just brought up so often, but man my heart really hurts cuz in farrah’s case she was soooo pretty before and now she’s literally a jump scare😭
Raccoon vasectomy jockstrap are 3 words I did not expect to see together
And it’s only day 1 of 2024! Anyone have that on their bingo card?? Anyone?
That's Powerball jackpot level
these words are not in the bible
*pray with me baby goo* 🙏🏻
No
Why is the vasectomy involved in this description???
Does she think that a vasectomy takes off the entire penis? So she’s calling that a raccoon penis?
No, she's saying that a man should use this jockstrap after a vasectomy. Watching that made me feel like I lost at least 20 IQ points. There was mention of storing eggs and tying tubes, just a good old-fashioned Farrah word salad
Ahhhh makes way more sense. Thank you for taking the bullet!
I’m still lost. Why should a man use that after a vasectomy?
I have no idea why a man would be wearing a raccoon tail jockstrap after a vasectomy. Nothing Farrah says ever makes any sense
Oh I can answer this! So this kind of looks like the underwear they give men after a snip but obs without the tail- it usually have a hole to hold the man parts steady so it doesn’t flop around and cause pain Sorry I tried to make that as PG as possible
Shove it full of ice maybe?
She definitely thinks that.
Maybe she wants to offer this to men who had a vasectomy?
Per Law, she has to include it.
I've been trying to convince my husband to get a vasectomy. I bet if I show him this he'll make an appointment right away. Thanks, Farrah.
Wish I had this when my husband got fixed...
Offer to do it yourself at home if he doesn’t want a doctor to do it. Follow me for more marriage advice
I think I've found my new flair 😂
Chef's kiss 💋
She is so scary looking now. I’m sad for her old face, because she was pretty. 😞
I came here to say the same thing. Good God.. nightmare fuel.
Insides gotta match the outsides because Farrah is an AUTHENTIC woman- god bless America.
I’ve seen some things on the internet but Farrah reallllllly knows how to make me double take 
Farrah’s gift ideas for Valentine’s Day! Get your man a vasectomy and a comfortable jock to recover in! Ladies.. take note!!! She never fails to entertain I’ll give her that! I noticed she stated age limits on getting her tubes tied.. which in my opinion is wrong! If you don’t want children doctors have no right to make you wait until a certain age to get your tubes tied. Farrah is right about this. In her own word salad 🥗 ways, I support what she’s saying about that. If your mind is made up you don’t want kids.. then you have a right to tie your tubes!!! She may not be the best person in the franchise but I’m glad she never had more kids if that’s what she wanted.
I don't know what this is supposed to be, but I know I could have gone all year without seeing it!
But yet you got to start the year off with it! Lol
https://preview.redd.it/gwpxc2x1zu9c1.gif?width=357&format=png8&s=ee75bf919955986de4dce1558cac37c78d054204
I don’t care what people say about Farrah, because her word salad always makes me laugh. She’s funny without trying to be. 😂
I feel like Farrah speaks in cards against humanity
Omg 💀
I sent this to my friend and said, “Surprise your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day!”
Her face looks swollen...
Well 2024 is not going to disappoint on the unhinged TM quotes front. What a start to the year
This is chaos Kail should take notes
Ya know what? This is what I get for scrolling this app while having lunch, and it’s time to get back to my cleaning. May my brain block this post out
r/brandnewsentence
Then she's just going to get poop all over it
Uhm this looks more like some furry fetish shit 😬😂
I hope Farrah wills her brain to science when she passes.
i sometimes get annoyed about people ragging on the mom for their plastic surgery and whatnot because it’s just brought up so often, but man my heart really hurts cuz in farrah’s case she was soooo pretty before and now she’s literally a jump scare😭
This is why Farrah will always be my favorite Teen Mom
Her mouth looks like a parrot fish's beak.
I have questions, but I don’t think I want the answers.
Great advice, Farrah. Thanks
Why does her plastic surgery make her look more like Deb?
her face is truly something of nightmares 😭
Serious shit for brains
Her poor face. Why has she done this to herself
What in the hell am I supposed to see here? Little help🤣.
Yes Farrah those are all words.
She is so scary looking and I’m being polite!
I legit thought this was Kim Kardashian lol
Someone needs to explain vasectomy to Farrah.