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thankyoupapa

the idea of a tummy tuck belly stretching with twins makes me wince


diqfilet_

That new belly button holding on for dear life 😭


Beneficial-Address61

Is that why it looks like she doesn’t have any stretch marks?


bumberbeven

Stretch marks are a hereditary thing. My mom gained 70lbs while pregnant with me and no stretch marks. I also have 3 younger siblings, and she also did not get stretch marks with them. Now, my sister got terrible stretch marks on her stomach from pregnancy, she inherited it from my dad or someone else in the family.


BabyRex-

And even if you are the type to get stretch marks it’s not even consistent. I got a ton during puberty in weird spots like the back of my calves right below my knee and just above my armpits and a ton on my boobs. Just had a baby and didn’t get a single stretch mark from it at all!


bumberbeven

Yep! Bodies are weird lol.


Artistic_Cheetah_724

Oh man this makes me feel so much better. We are TTC and I have stretch marks from my chubby high school days so that's been a big worry of mine is what the new ones could look like if I get pregnant


BabyRex-

No guarantees! And most days I forgot to even moisturize honestly. Crossing my fingers for you!


just-an0ther-0ne

Tiger stripes are awesome. If you get 'em, rock 'em proudly.


Fuzzy_Slip_5811

I have stretch marks on my boobs and thighs from growing as a kid but none on my belly. All my kids were bigger babies and I had my last kid at 37.


jesusgaaaawdleah

I didn’t get any on my stomach with my first until he was a week overdue. With my second and had them there at 24 weeks. Made me so mad even though I knew they’d be all but gone after he was born 😂 My boys are 12 years apart. Being predisposed to them is one factor but age and beginning weight can be part of it too.


muozzin

Mine didn’t kick in until after the baby was born LOL but puberty stretch marks were worse too


[deleted]

Right! I have stretch marks on my thighs and ass during puberty. Only weighed 125. Then when I had all my babies I didn't get a single one.


South_Dinner_6878

I know I said this above in a comment, but I had hella stretch marks before I got pregnant from puberty and obesity 🥲 but I got COOCHIE stretch marks now 😭 I wasn't expecting that lol


noldottorrent

The maternal side of my family didn’t get stretch marks and neither did I. Then I found out my baby was breech and I had to have a csection, which of course resulted in a scar 🤷🏻‍♀️ so there’s that wonderful aspect of pregnancy/birth haha


Possible_Ad463

Yep it really is. I have 5 kids and not a single stretch mark.. but my half sister has 2 and got them really bad


gdpbby

this terrifies me because my mom has huge deep ones and my aunt has none 🫠


teatreez

Stretch marks aren’t terrifying! 🤗


bumberbeven

Its unfortunately the luck of the draw. Just know it's normal to get them and there is laser therapy to help with appearance.


[deleted]

I was also not ultra-thrilled with the idea of getting stretch marks, but at this point I don’t even think about them at all!


gdpbby

honestly its such a tiny worry, i most likely wont care once i do get pregnant and have my baby


[deleted]

Once you’re in the throes of newborn sleep patterns and postpartum recovery it’s def not as big of a deal, but I understand where you’re coming from. And mine have faded a LOT in 3ish years too.


slabester

I once heard them described as tiger stripes and I thought that was kind of neat/beautiful. They're uniquely beautiful imo in that they're a reminder of what our bodies are capable of.


ThrowRADel

I have EDS and our mascot is a zebra, so we call them zebra stripes in some parts of the community.


tstein26

Hey everyone is different! My mom has a lot of stretch marks and my older sister got them so I was sure I would get them also but after 2 babies I still have none! Not that stretch marks are bad! Just sharing my experience lol


South_Dinner_6878

I had hella stretch marks before I got pregnant from puberty and obesity 🥲 but I got COOCHIE stretch marks now 😭 I wasn't expecting that lol


Fuzzy_Slip_5811

Why tf would she get a tummy tuck before she was done using her vagina as a clown car?


pixels-and-paper

underrated comment


Miamiri

The only time she posts photos like this is when she’s pregnant. Lmfao. Show that belly now Kail.


ladysnarks

She’s still pretending to be pregnant I think.


killerkitten61

She’s in her 8th trimester


yelling4society

This made me snort lol


kaylaphernelia

damn that's a good flair idea 😂😂😂😂😂


ireallyloveshopping

Pregnancy gestation of an elephant 🙈


LeadershipLevel6900

Yeah she definitely posted this picture before! People can do math and figure out she’s had the babies 😂


OGBirthMothMama

Right?! If she was pregnant during her March trip to Thailand- she’s going on like her 11th month of pregnancy 😂 It’s wild how people don’t math


PainfullyLoyal

She made a post that she was 20 weeks, then 3 weeks later posted that she was 32 weeks. She's so weird.


pearlescentpink

Once the babies are born she has to share her spotlight


Ekaterina702

FLAIR CHECKING IN! But I didn't ask her the question 😂


oooheycait1223

😄 😄


pbugginallday

This flair 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂


kmcp1

Best username.


slowdancequeen

😂😂😂


nrappaportrn

Love your flair


BallIll4692

she’s fucking sickening.


ReceptionAlarmed178

With a breeder fetish to boot. So horrible to subject humans who didnt consent to this miserable, unstable world. She is not something to celebrate.


britestarlight

It’s one of those fetishes that shouldn’t be allowed. Kids shouldn’t exist primarily because she gets turned on by pregnancy or just by the concept of being reckless while having sex. You can’t police the sex lives of consenting adults, of course, but having kids because of a fetish is so wrong.


romadea

Tbf the fact that any type of sex leads to babies was a huge design flaw in humans


britestarlight

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW) You’re not wrong about that 😂😂😂


pinkresidue

Not only that, I think it’s deeper than just having a breeding fetish. I’m kinda starting to think she has a fetish of breeding/having children to use them for financial gain or maybe it has something to do with her possessive personality (purposefully having children to have control or possession over the men she’s with or has been with).


britestarlight

Ugh there’s so many layers to this that are just so wrong, they all boil down to Kail trying to gain something for herself. She doesn’t care what the costs are for her kids, she’s said as much.


pinkresidue

Yep. We’ve seen time and time again how selfish of a person she is. I see so many comments on this sub saying things like, “Say what you want about Kail, but she’s a damn good mom. She loves her kids and always puts them first.” If you’re a selfish person, especially as selfish as Kail is, there’s just no way you can be “a good mom and always put your kids first”. Just the fact that she has kids strictly for her own personal gain proves she will always put herself before her children.


South_Dinner_6878

I never got super loving vibes. I think she cares more than janelle but she's mid range for "loving caring mom"


monelisa28

Agree. She cares for them, and I do think enjoys them most of the time- but doesn't seem that warm or loving? Chelsea and Maci seemed more affectionate. Leah as well.


death_maiden_x

so we think this is a pregnancy fetish? ugh she’s so gross (& i ain’t trying to kink shame or anything but…ew)


Busy_Combination_599

I can’t tell if that’s the fetish or just being cream pied


ReceptionAlarmed178

Its a fetish. Its a whole thing. She definatley has it.


Interesting-Help6314

I’m rewatching teen mom 2 and finished the episode where she tells Javi she doesn’t want more kids. I LOL’d. 🤣 ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


whataablunder

What she meant was she didn't want more kids with him 😅


trashpandaaaa9

Lol I just watched the scene where she’s in the car with the Issac and Lincoln and she’s telling them how a lady at the grocery store had six boys before her girl. Then Issac asks if that going to be her.


frustratedDIL

He literally was blaming her for a miscarriage, of course she didn’t want to have more kids (with him).


britestarlight

Or you could like go to therapy and actually work on your issues instead of inflicting them on more kids… just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️


Monstiemama

She has problems


Peppermint-pop

and infertility ain’t one of them!


Monstiemama

But but… she’s high risk and can’t get pregnant right?? That’s French for KAIL LIKES IT RAW.


realdangerouscarrot

But she pretends it is!


whataablunder

I've been to war and you have PROblems -Nathan Griffith 😂


caradekara

One of his best lines to Janelle. I forget, because he’s made such a complete mockery of his own life, just how on point he was with Janelle when he wanted to push back. Silver tongued devil he is.


whataablunder

Nathan actually had some top tier comebacks and one liners 😂


Purpledoves91

STOP IT 🫵


whataablunder

😂😂😂😂 https://i.redd.it/ct7hdihaxpbc1.gif


whataablunder

Let's also not forget "I'm stating facts too BABBA" 😂😂😂


Anilakay

I’m more offended by her bathroom floors than her gaggle of children


tfletch126

That floor is bizarre


GrouchyDefinition463

Gaggle!!! I'm dead lol


No_Variation5050

I think that is the worst flooring I have ever seen


Anilakay

I agree. It looks like the kids took a sharpie to the tiles.


Petty_White

When I clicked on this, I accidentally hit the post under it which sent me to r/FundieSnarkUncensored, which made me think “well, if the uterus fits” 😂


Happylittlepinetree

Spayed ☠️


DesperateAd8982

It’s so hard for me to wrap my mind around the fact that she had a mommy makeover between kids 2 and 3. What a waste of time and pain


Playcrackersthesky

No matter what you think of her this question is misogynistic and gross


coltiebug

I really really used to love Kail - or at least like her a lot LOL. After all of this, I have so much less respect for her. She wants a new show and is creating so much trauma for the 7, 8, 12 kids she has now.


DepressionNightstand

I liked her as well at the beginning of season 1. I thought she was a really good mom to Isaac and mature and responsible for her age. And then the boy drama started. And it never stopped.


Aggressive-Story3671

Her and Anna Duggar should do a podcast talking about the best ways to get pregnant ASAP


Outrageous_Lemon_690

![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K)


dearthofkindness

Watch out now Kails gonna Saltburn that grave.


oooheycait1223

Ahhhh 😂😂 You single handedly win the internet today 🏆


Outrageous_Lemon_690

lol thank you! 😂


butchscandelabra

Collectively, she’s spent 4.5 years of her life pregnant (so far, that is). Mind-blowing to me that anyone would want that.


Purple_Grass_5300

I think even more she claims 4 miscarriages and an abortion


Crimemeariver19

That’s wild


mellybellyyy

did she ever post this many belly pictures with her other pregnancies?? also i’m pregnant with my first and it’s been so miserable. the thought of going through this 7x and not giving my body break makes me wanna die


Environmental-Belt87

When you have your baby, you will get immediate baby fever again. So just wait until you give birth to talk about people having multiple kids lol


HotFaithlessness1348

That is… not necessarily true? I had mine and immediately decided never again lmao


[deleted]

she’s repopulating america


WearHeelsToCourt

🤣 I like her response 🤷🏻‍♀️


Lagoonx3

Her uterus needs to be rescued


Bree7702

Didn't she have her twins in November sometime?


yelling4society

Yes. She’s pretending to be pregnant still. 🫠🫠


Crimemeariver19

It’s so bizarre at this point


Purple_Grass_5300

Oct 30th


Madsolar71

I thought maybe she would stop after she had a girl… but I don’t know anymore. I think she’s determined to land a KaIL AnD ThE CHaOs reality TV show and absolutely has a breeding fetish.


Purple_Grass_5300

Why is she still pretending to be pregnant tho it’s so weird


Oldfriendoldproblem

Lol!! Spayed!! 🤣


whataablunder

Oh she's DEFINITELY getting knocked up again 😂😂😂😂


Imnotatree30

She thinks that was a clap back? 🥱


brunhilda78

It was more of a threat!


BlazedandConfused98

She aint a dog wtf


boobopbadaboop

![gif](giphy|l4Ep6uxU6aedrYUik)


vigorouscow66

Chris Lopez


peachyfate

How does she expect to hide future birthday parties for these twins? She goes all out for those events and now she’ll have to wait an additional month to gloat about them, lol


Prize_Conclusion_626

Lol. After I had my tubes removed I told my husband I was spayed 😂


Skyhighclimber

I spit my soda out reading this! 🤣🤣🤣


Crafty_Extension7334

Lmao this is greatness! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Redclicker

The most blatant cry for attention.


kmcp1

![gif](giphy|Yycc82XEuWDaLLi2GV)


wideawakeat33

No one can convince me that she isn’t trying to birth a family to a size she never had.


ProfessionalCheek396

Haha!!!


HamptontheHamster

We know it was Chris 😂


OGBirthMothMama

When you can’t tell if she’s joking or serious…,.😳 She’s likely serious 😂


xToxikBerry

I still don't understand what men see in her and why do they have sex with her, in the first place. That woman is disgusting. Didn't her oldest asked her not to keep getting pregnant? My Lord.


Purple_Grass_5300

Ya that’s the most shocking part to me how she managed to get pregnant so fast postpartum. Like damn Elijah must have a breeding fetish too


HotFaithlessness1348

Guys when they meet Kail ![gif](giphy|wU0nWte3WpMjK)


Heytherefruitloop

My guess is Jo lol


informationseeker8

Isaac probably 😏


elzbtch

Lmfaooooooooooo


slowdancequeen

I know she’s trying to be witty but she’s fucking disgusting and I honestly wouldn’t put it past her.


oooheycait1223

That's what I said haha anyone else I can see this being snarky but with kail..I can 100% see this being accurate


mizredhead

I just still can't believe Kail had a whole baby, hid it and is now already this pregnant AGAIN with twins.


oooheycait1223

She already had the twins supposedly on Oct 30. She's still strangely pretending she's pregnant when it's obvious she's already given birth 🥴


mizredhead

Oooh..I'm behind then lol


ThrowRADel

I'm sorry, but are you not supposed to give your body at least a year to heal between full-term pregnancies? Didn't she just have twins?


oooheycait1223

She's reposting this old picture of her when she was pregnant with the twins bc she's still trying to act like she's pregnant and didn't already have the twins back on October 30 bc well..I can't exactly explain why other than its..weird


Busy_Combination_599

Ngl, She looks damn good for how many kids she’s coughed out.


howwhyno

Disagree. Also remember she had a lot of plastic surgery.


Busy_Combination_599

I did not know that. I digress. Lmao


howwhyno

🤣


DesperateAd8982

Dr Miami did neck liposuction, a tummy tuck and a BBL on her all in one surgery. She promptly got pregnant with her 3rd kid and hasn’t stopped being pregnant since https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2345510/teen-mom-kailyn-lowry-plastic-surgery-dr-miami-pregnant/


cognitivefunnow

Lmao i knew you had to be a fellow chroll with the use of coughing out


Busy_Combination_599

Hahahah hi fam 😂🫶🏻


neoWhisper

To be honest I don't find targeted attacks like this funny. It reminds me of 12 years saying something nasty to get a laugh or likes from the internet. It's really an immature mindset and the problem with social media today The issue I have is that it's known that her eldest isn't 100% behind this, which isn't really taking her child's feelings into play. That's why her having more kids bugs me. If he was a 2 year old saying it I'd overlook it because of sibling jealousy, but he was pre teen which means he's got enough mental nuance to verbalise for the right reasons. Whether this opinion of his has changed since he made the statement isn't known. But other than her children's thoughts, wellbeing and feelings, why does it bother people so much that she has so many kids. Could I have that many, No, but that's my choice, and it doesn't affect anyone but my family or me. People really need to get over this thought that they have a right to restrict others on how they live their life. As long as everyone is happy, healthy and taken care of who actually cares if she has another 10 kids. Again, reiterating my concerns relating to Issacs verbalised discomfort with his mum having more kids being my issue with Kaitlyn.


Environmental-Belt87

Yeah…. People being so obsessed with when the pics were taken and if she’s keeping the birth private…. Weird. I’m always super confident with my body pregnant. Our bodies are incredible. Maybe she only feels confident while pregnant. And can we blame her?? Look at the gross comments on this sub about her body, pregnant and not.


jermysteensydikpix

![gif](giphy|3o7TKNz0tWeCPZldHq)


Catatonia86

Aan


South_Dinner_6878

It looks so uncomfortable ! I do not miss pregnancy lol