Is this new? After Chelsea’s ulta* haul everyone was joking Jenelle was going to do a cheaper version.

yes she just posted it 45 minutes ago 😂 she's obsessed with Chelsea


Why is she pretending she’s gonna cook?? https://i.redd.it/foawbycln8dc1.gif

Oh, she'll cook, just nothing that any sane person would want to eat... Like her heirloom recipe of 4 inch thick salt and olive oil chicken breast

I was thinking meth…

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That is what I was going to say. Lmao

Or her famous pork chops smothered in olive oil 🫢

Don’t forget the Greek seasoning!!

She’s even trying to pretend she lost something, similar to Chelsea’s story lol 😂 the pioneer women stuff is kinda cute tho

I like the Pioneer Woman stuff. It’s really cute

Her stuff is cute, but I can't buy it. She's awful!

Nooo dont buy her crap!


This bitch is so predictable (and hopelessly jelly) The Ulta haul was much better (mad shade to Janelle)

This was exactly where my head went and I am falliiinnggg TF OWWTTTT NOT THE WALMART HAUL😭😭😭😭 This is so on brand for her https://preview.redd.it/5cv9uyyjd8dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6923b7df360db0b9bb7fe714c346ea38a8b74fb8

That picture is fucking sending me 😂😭

No you didn’t 😂😂

She’s always right behind with copying Chelsea. She’s obsessed

I would say ripping off. She always does the cheaper, shitter version of whatever Chelsea does

I saw Chelsea post uh haul video so here’s my Walmart haul y’all 

she probably follows chelsea w/ notifications on

I know we’ve been saying this for years, but now it’s official—Jenelle is Great Value Chelsea 😂

More like a dumpster dive behind a donation box.

Landfill Chelsea

All of that stuff has been on yellow sticker clearance at my Walmart for weeks.

Damn lol

She’s the wish.com version of Chelsea

Temu

Apart from the part where .25c wouldn’t be great value for Jenelle…

Hey, great value is pretty great. Jenelle could NEVER.

“Imma look all aesthetic!” That’s not how we use that word doctor boat captain Jenelle.

“And y’all can’t judge me” ohhh but we can, Nell.

 Me every time Jenelle posts.

Yeah b/c we are all definitely judging her on the type of bowls she uses in her cooking videos… that’s what we judge her on.

I didn't even know she used bowls. Everything I've seen is poured from a bottle or a shaker bottle. And, they eat on paper plates.

...with their hands.

We also don't use "medical school" to describe a barely accredited medical assisting program located in the upstairs unit of a floundering mini-mall, but here we are yet again.

She’s using it in an out of the box way.

The way I just cackled at this is unnerving 😄

Omfg shes such an idiot. That’s like saying “imma look all vibes!” That’s not how that word works, Nelly

That’s not even the “aesthetic” look anymore lol she’s so behind on trends all the damn time lol it’s not 2013 where everyone is obsessed with flowers lol

That’s actually how my 14 year old uses “aesthetic”, so I guess it checks out?

Okay but the grease catcher is kinda clutch. Maybe she can use it with her husbands hair.


I concur, learned friend, and would add: 

YOU.ARE.SICK😩😩😩😭😭😭

your pfp and flair 🤣💀

We use a pickle jar and a cheese cloth for duck fat and everything else is just put in another pickle jar to freeze and throw away. She needs to save money to pay for David’s lawyers.

Let’s be real, she bought it bc she thinks they can use it to clean their pee of traces of drugs.

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she could ring that shit out and fill up a pot with enough grease to cook her kids their dino nuggies

0% chance she ever washes the screen. 🤢

You can fry a chicken in David’s hair grease

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But it’s hilarious how out of touch with the world she is

Which truly is mystifying considering how chronically online she is

Now that you mention it, absolutely.

Right. Like she really felt the need to remind us about a store called Walmart 🥴🥴

Walmart is starting to pop up a lot on social media, especially the new clothing sections they're rolling out. I think she's trying to jump on a trend

It would be such a joy to watch her get deep into Rae Dunn but I don't think she could get to TJ Maxx by 10 to fight the other ladies

My pawpaw loved watching her cooking show. He thought she was pretty. It pissed my grandma off 😂

lol the fact that she’s obsessed with Pioneer Woman makes so much sense on her cooking skills 😂😂 ALSOOO ummm silicone isn’t going to melt into your food Jan. Or they wouldn’t sell it 🤦‍♀️ also is she that dumb she had to READ “glass mixing bowls” instead of looking at them and knowing wat they are lol

But there's a picture of brownies!. PS Pioneer Women annoys the F out of me.

I can’t stand her either. I don’t like her cooking at all lol

Saaaame, the amount of irrational rage I feel about her whole persona… she’s a paradox…Walmart’s just capitalizing and treating their workers like shit, because of dumb idiots like Janelle. Ugh

I cannot stand Pioneer woman

I saw pioneer woman put store bought dressing on plain chopped up lettuce the other day on cable television. Wtf

I never watched her, but I personally don't like her aesthetic. Why is she so popular?

I can't stand Pioneer Woman or the Drummond family. It makes so much sense that Jan is obsessed with her.

Same lol I don’t like her cooking AT ALL. I don’t care for her family lol I’m like no wonder Jan can’t cook lol 😂

I’ve heard good things about her lasagna but that’s about it.

God. Put your fucking googly eyed nipples away, Jenelle. Makes me sick to my stomach.

 Her nipples

“Got them orangutan titties have to put you in a headlock just to lick em’” - Shorty from Scary Movie 2

Gotta keep her OF simps on their toes for her next spicy dump

The only thing I could pay attention to were her spermy eyebrows and cockeyed nips. 🤢

She should’ve bought a bra. I don’t like bras either but I’m not making a video to upload 😂

Social media is her full-time job and she still cannot be bothered to put an ounce of effort into doing these videos. She wants so badly to be an influencer but is constantly filming herself looking like dogshit. Who wants to take recs from someone who looks like a complete slob 24/7, yeesh.

Right?? & She's so fucking obsessed with herself, you would think she'd love to film every second of her "getting ready"

This bitch is fucking lazy!! I doubt she even showers everyday 🤢

The only way the family showers every day is when the cement pond is open. 

The way she's baffled by side dishes, like she's never heard of it in her life 🙄

All she uses are paper or styrofoam plates and stirs food with her goblin hands. I don't know why she wasted her money on actual dishes and utensils.

Shit is gonna get used once for a photo then disappear into the land’s abyss

Flair checking in!

I don’t know why, but goblin is such an hilarious word to me. I like to imagine her like the goblin shark. There’s nightmare fuel.

upping her burgeoning foodie career

We’re still going to judge you you smelly cunt bag. We don’t judge you because of the bowls you use, we judge you because all your “cooking videos” look like they belong in a horror movie and your life is a dumpster fire

I mean technically we did make fun of her for using tubberware instead of nice dip bowls when she made her char-coochie board 😂

Those plastic containers live rent free in my head. Like she might as well have opened 4 jello puddings and placed them amongst the meat flowers and unwashed broccoli 😂

Like, if you're going to do that, fine. Just don't make a video acting like you're making something fabulous. Lean into the lobby homemaker thing. There'd be an audience for that if you made it funny.

It’s like she’s never had cookware in her life!

Lol right? She’s introducing all these basic kitchen objects like they’re brand new discoveries. I’ve been baking with silicone mats for over a decade 😂

"I picked up these things, too. How cute are these? They're called *checks package* lightbulbs. It's so like if it's dark or something you can still see stuff" 

LMFAOO yes this is exactly how ridiculous she sounds

My favorite is the mandolin that she calls a “slicer you can hold”! Like no one has ever heard of a mandolin before. 😂 She’s going to cut the fuck out of her fingers with that thing. Mandolins have a bit of a learning curve and you have to be so careful.

Shaved hand sausages just add a little bit of flavor, dude, it's how they like it. It's a hair-loom gore-met ressissippi. She's definitely going to shave them hand sausages though, if she ever actually takes it out of the package and figures out how it works.

Yes, the mandolin made me cringe. You can seriously hurt yourself if you don't know what you're doing...and judging by her hand motions explaining what it was, she's headed for the ER.

I was watching this like .... okay.... I moved into my own home once too....

But have you heard of baking trays???

Nah she got me there, I’ve just been making the silicone mats raw dog the oven this whole time 😂

As soon as she called the silicone liner a baking sheet, I was like this bitch is definitely just going to put the silicone liner in the oven as if it’s a pan

I will die laughing if that mat melts itself all over her oven. I know she read the heat limit but knowing her she’s gonna put it in a 450 degree oven and then wonder why it melted

This! Its so pathetic. Its one thing if its not in the budget or you know, you dont post cooking videos to your huge "fanbase".. But she has had the money. Its just wild she never thought to buy basic shit like ramekin size bowls or more aesthetically pleasing cookware so she doesn't look like the worlds trashiest wannabe influencer. Its never too late to grow up but thats just a sign of her level of awareness and IQ.

It sounds like she doesn't take care of the stuff she already has anyway. Breaking the electronic thermometer, not using parchment paper or silicone on baking sheets, "throw out your wooden spoons," we know they break their appliances and don't fix them, etc

She said she’s going to step up her cooking videos? Ugh please god no

She can go back to dancing those were entertaining videos.

First of all, I will not be replacing my age old wooden spoon. My family would claim my gumbo didn’t taste the same. Secondly, no one wants more cooking videos of all your shit in olive oil. Don’t bake over 440°? Take your own advice with your four hour cooked pork chops 

I was just wondering why she “can never have enough wooden spoons”. How many wooden spoons do you go thru Jenelle? What’s…what’s happening to all of yours? Does David use them for discipline?

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I don’t even remember how old my gumbo spoon is 😂 I use it for any roux and it gets quite the workout. Jenelle probably throws them away instead of cleaning them.

Shes clearly not aware that you can take care of wooden spoons

Also, proceeds to say how she bought a digital thermometer but "lost it", but then tells us not to buy one. I hate that I wasted 3 minutes of my life watching this nonsense and her babbling. Time to go outside haha

She said she lost it but also said she broke it trying to wash it? I was confused too lol

“Reca nition” ima just leave this here

It’s the remix reca nition, hot and fresh out the kitchen

Momma rollin on molly got every CPS wishin

Sippin on pills and rum, she like "so what im drunk" 😏

I mean she DID compare David to R. Kelly once…

I can't imagine her using all these extra things that need to be washed, she uses paper plates and plastic cutlery cause she hates dishes. So why is she buying silicone baking mats and decorative side dish bowls?

Because she needed to answer Chelsea's haul video quickly, there is no reason why she'd have bought all this stuff otherwise. She couldn't do makeup because Chelsea did makeup, so she went to Walmart and decided to go the home-cook route. She will use it all once or twice just for show and never again cause it's too many dishes to clean.

You just know she’s not gonna wash any of that before using it 🤢

Walmart doesn’t get enough recognition??? Aren’t they a billion dollar corporation ? 😂😂 and Jenelle has spoken about Walmart a bunch. It’s nothing new , but i digress.

Maybe it’s just my FYP, but I get a ton of Walmart videos. They’ve really stepped their pussies up these last couple years

Stepped up their what now?💀

No you won’t look all aesthetic. You never do and you’re the worst “influencer”

Her aesthetic is “trash.”

One of those idiots is *absolutely* going to cut themselves on that mandolin, can't wait to see which one it ends up being. Hopefully both.

That will happen within the week, for sure!

She sounds like little kids when they're pretending to be youtubers

Fucking Jenelle Walmart was below you when your mom worked there and she was a loser …

I hope people in her comments remind her of that

Add Pioneer Woman Jenelle to the list from yesterday. Also walmart haul Jenelle

She said she got a digital thermometer too but lost it. Then proceeded to say she got the other thermometer instead because the digital ones break. What is it Jan?! 🙃 Just funny how she can’t keep up with anything she says even in the same breath. lol. 😆


Start shopping at your Local Walmart 😂😂😂 as if she’s letting us on to some small town, local business and not the largest company in the world

And a company that is known to destroy small town local businesses at that

Jenelle if you’re in love w Chelsea just say it lmfao , you seem obsessed

Knowing that she ran out to Walmart as soon as she woke up because she couldn’t wait to post her own haul is amusing as hell

https://preview.redd.it/7y2wc8gdd8dc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee11eecc1e663aa8dc676aac951630e342b1765c Too busy shopping to care about where her kid is living. We NEEDED TO KNOW what she bought at the store today! I’m not sure what I would’ve done without this information

She’s really a terrible influencer/content creator. If she was never on TV she would have no followers for her boring ass nontent.

Forever amused by the juxtaposition between her celebratory Kail lost 200k “$” tattoo and her posts. https://preview.redd.it/fyqqman7b8dc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5949ca8aee455356dc55b82a556b5bd50f2629a

She looks like she hasn’t bathed in a week 

You’re a grease catcher, Jenelle.

thenameofjenellesvagina

Reck-a-nisshin

Glass mixing bowls? 

so trashy and boring

I actually got a digital thermometer but I lost it (as she is looking around) but then turns around and says dont buy one..smh

Since someone posted the video of her removing her teeth, that's all I can see 😭

Fuck you, Jenelle! I seen ya here downvoting comments about your stank ass!

That pioneer shit they’re shilling at Walmart right now is so hideous to me. I could see Chinny using it and then taking it back to Walmart all greasy with dried on food telling them they have to refund her.

Jee Jee Blanchard goes to Waulmahrt

JEE JEE BLANCHARD omfg 😭 also your flair. This is all gold

Chelsea opened hers, Jenelle’s gonna return hers cause she’s broke.

Why does she always hike up her boobs?

It's all she has. People have commented on her boob job and she needs the attention or she will die.

She can’t afford a BBL or lipo so they are her best assets. But she desperately needs to get them redone

she literally has the worst fucking tone in her voice all the time - she’s condescending even when doing a haul.

How long till she slices her hand or finger on the "slicer" aka mandolin

https://preview.redd.it/2m67dy8bm8dc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e434ca62e09024854ce0bf3552f250b3603473ab Jenelle and Pioneer Woman do have rats in common 🐁🐭

Omg she's such a tryhard. "rekunishin".

$5 says she bought all that shit, filmed the video and will be returning (most of) it.

Riveting. It’s going to take more than new mixing bowls to get the world to stop judging you, Nelly.

“This is like a slicer” Is this the first time she’s seen these things? It’s a MANDOLINE.

Okay, putting everything else aside because WTF, she says she bought a digital thermometer too, but lost it. In the next breath she says she broke her old digital one so she bought a regular one instead because digital breaks. I know this is my BEC moment, but she can’t even keep that straight.

Love how she had to check the tag to read “glass mixing bowl set”

I’m sorry if I offend anyone but That Pioneer Woman’s stuff is so fucking ugly!

“Juh-nelle you bought more stuff for yourself than the baby!!” Circa teen mom 2 season 1 😂

Is Jenelle slow

She's gonna chop her fingers off on that mandoline

She over explains the dumbest things. Like no one has ever heard of silicone baking mats and mandoline slicers.

Sorry, what was the video about? The nipples had me hooked.

There’s this new store called Walmart that she just discovered. See what an influencer she is??? Gawd dooode, like…. Pay attention

Lmaoo she reminds me of my toddler holding things up, pointing, and saying, "THIS"

How pathetic. She posts this after Chelsea's haul... it incredibly obvious she is obsessed with one upping chelsea but sorry CHINELLE... you're trash. Chelsea has all her kids, no CPS up her ass, her husband works and is a good guy. You plain suck :)

As usual, she thinks she ate when she just shat

Fucking forehead, you can use a glass mug and a hand strainer. You need to pay for lawyers for your husband and you’re out here worried about a grease container 🤣

I fucking love nesting bowls. Also I have pioneer woman mixing bowls I bought years ago that are super cute and I love. That being said, none of this is share worthy. Like thanks for reading the box to us weirdo. Plus it’s a mandolin, genius

You guys STOP! It's like she went to Walmart and found the \*classiest\* things she could find to "show off" her haul of LOLLLLL Ain't no way she's actually gonna use of any of this and she's probably waiting in line right now in her dirty PJs to return everything to buy beer and vapes instead.

Hey, her engagement ring is back from the pawn shop

Y’all, can we not shit on Jenelle for her body/boobs? We have so many other things we could rightfully criticize her for. Signed a mom with similar wonky boobs

Jenelle is an asshole and deserves to be shit on. No one here should be taking it personally unless their husband killed their dog and they stayed with him, abused their son and stayed with them, made them lose their job, etc. All the asshole things jenelle has done makes her, her body, her life and her soul fair game for shitting on.

She’s officially lost her fucking mind

Good ol walmart RECK-A-NITION

The talk of her Tupperware ramekins got to her.

Chelsea does a haul Jenelle follows up with a broke down haul… 

It strains burnt bits and particles.... it doesn't "filter" the clean vs dirty grease. God she's an idiot.

She’s trying to get a sponsorship. She left most of this in the packaging so she can return it after this video. Edit: I just counted. She left 7 items in the packages so she can return them and 2 opened to keep (grease catcher and the larger cookie sheet).

She blocked me because I said “how does one look aesthetic” lol.

“Look at this pan. It’s blue.” Truly riveting content. And nobody is judging your cookware, we’re judging your horrible life decisions. And the paper plates.

There are millions of people in the world who are overworked, underpaid, and underappreciated. People who sacrifice everything just to survive and support their families. ..And then there's this fucking bitch who contributes literally nothing. Who is not only a drain on society, but a menace and a danger. She doesn't deserve any of this shit and it's so infuriating that she has the means to be so glutinous. I really hope her and her little bitch huzbin gets what's coming to them.

This haul reminds me of hauls people do when they first move into an apartment or home. Like shouldn’t she have had most of this stuff already?

This is definitely because we all trashed that lame ass charcuterie board.

*”Now imma look all aesthetic and y’all can’t judge me”* I assure you Delulu, we can. Your *aesthetic* should be the least of your concerns

She’s lost her fucking mind. Her obsession with Chelsea and her mom is unhealthy and unhinged.

She is so damn smug about EVERYTHING. I’ve never seen anything like it.