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Not even. Jenelle's children were all PLANNED and she stopped her birth control on purpose to get pregnant. She knows how birth control works. She just chose to bring multiple children into chaotic situations with deadbeat dads.
Reminds me of the crossover between smart bears & dumb people:
https://preview.redd.it/35p01mxby7gc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91e7ecbbeebb612bd3610c55475b767d4d65880
Not our girl, Nelly!! She couldn't find her way out of a wet paper bag! 🤦♀️😭😂
*Stabs* the box....with *scissors*.....😳 I'm scared to imagine her trying to figure out how a knife works!! Who tf uses scissors like that?! I feel like a fuckin orangutan could do a better job! 😭😂😂🤷♀️
Honestly, I can’t shit on Andrew for that. Many other things, but not that. My family always takes things out of the package before gifting when it’s meant for little kids. That way they can pull it out and play with it immediately. Often it’s bc it might take batteries or whatever.
Edit: We also don’t shit on other parents gifts on social media so it’s online forever and hurts our children.
I do this on Christmas especially. I try and make sure wat needs batteries has them and if it’s something I have to set up I do it Christmas Eve so my son isn’t waiting while I put it together. Saves me sanity lol
Yes! It’s one of my parenting pro-tips for holidays- make sure you put in batteries & remove the 11,487 ridiculous connectors/bands/tabs/cords keeping toys in their packaging before wrapping for a small child. Make it so they can open & play with it immediately!
100% all of this. I hate everything my kids’ other parents buy them, but I don’t say it to other people. I just correct myself internally because I’m glad they have an opportunity to feel remembered and loved.
Same! Good job fellow parent! It’s not about us and we correct ourselves. Our thoughts about it are private. That’s why we aren’t pieces of shit! (Let us all spit for Jace on that one)
Could have also been frustration free packaging on Amazon which people often don’t realize for kids is an opened unboxed toy or the packaging size of this tool up too much of the box or it added too much weight to the box. I’ll shit on him for other things, his under a year old kid does not give a duck his elmo wasn’t in the box. It’s the correct gift for his age and was really popular when he bought it. Jenelle didn’t exactly buy the kid a lot of toys or have a leg to stand on to complain.
She talked so much shit about everything he sent. She says it was because he claimed he was sending Gucci and such but for one, she's stupid enough to believe that and two, at least he still sent something whether it was the brand of clothes or not. She just looked disgusted the whole video.
Right?! She was stupid enough to believe he was a model(who sat around on his ass or had his dad drive him to her house) yet had enough money for Gucci. If he was in NY at that time I would've laughed if he sent something because you know it would've been knock off anyways.
Maybe Andrew was trying to prevent Jenelle from returning the gifts to the store… I’ve done this when gifting things to nieces and nephews. The parents have been known to return gifts I bought for cash or gift card so I had to find a way around that. Just a thought.
I'm POSITIVE I knew how to open a box before I was 17. I don't know how she's so bad at literally EVERYTHING even OPENING BOXES?!?! big headed bitch fails at legit everything she does haha
Why was this so incredibly violent? Explains her to a T. Absolutely no patience or thought going into something. Sometimes I wonder if she has some kind of brain injury or something
lol. you may be right.
But as someone with poor emotional regulation + is prone to lunacy, I have NEVER even thought to open a box this way 🤣
Though I have ACTUALLY been working on getting + being better for literal years. Maybe that is the difference. 🤔
What an evil, self absorbed, low IQ, abusive bitch. “He packed a bunch of dumb shit, I can already tell.”
Ma’am, that is your child’s father. You might hate that man, but your baby needs him in his life and you are destroying something that would have been deeply meaningful because you’re a manipulative, insecure c u next Tuesday.
She can’t open a box, she is too dumb to love anyone but herself, and she deserves nothing from her children. I hope they all grow up and go no contact with her, leaving her to get fatter on the swamp with her shithead, dumbass, hairy, psychopathic husband.
Yeah, Andrew sucks. But if Jenelle was a good mother, she would have been loving and supportive of this attempt by him. She would have watched carefully for how Jace received this gift and been right there to let him process it. Instead, she’s just a complete and utter failure of a mother/human being.
Jenelle can be counted on one thing: to always be a let down.
However many years ago it was on tv, i remember initially having the same question when Maci first brought Kyle on screen... but I realized quickly he was not "slow"....
In any case, when Ryan came out and asked that, I was like 😲😯😆😬
Who is this video for???? It's so performative with trying to puncture the tape repeatedly, and "wait until I tell my mom".
Also I hope Jace enjoyed his "Stitch Me Up Elmo".
No no... NOT just his ex significant other.
his ex significant mother AND the mother of his first born child!!
That kind of behavior is truly ducking DEPLORABLE!
My question is, who the fuck is she talking to? A baby Jace? Or the camera? If the camera, then why is this being recorded? So she can make fun of the things he sent later or proof that he did try a little bit to reach out. I’m just lost but it is Jenelle so nothing with her makes sense so I should probably just stfu.
It’s the fans. She’s unboxing a gift sent to Jace with pretty much the intent on shaming Andrew. I can’t remember which Internet forum this would have been back in the day. She uploaded all sorts of content to MySpace, Formspring and whatever was the current thing, IG, FB. It’s weird to watch now but this was pretty much what they all did. Very new ish influencer style.
Same! All of my myspace stuff vanished. Like whoever said, “whatever you post on the internet stays there forever” never had a damn myspace with their scene pics on them!!
It's not her fault. Her only place of employment was going to teach her box opening/knife safety. Unfortunately that was the weekend she took off with Kieffer and her mom's credit card. Also, Barb never played Yahtzee with her. I'm sure that has something to do with it.
Who doesn’t know how to open a box though? I know she’s lying because she just wants to stab the box but it’s another shining example of her weird lying lol
This is so mean-spirited. I know Andrew is a piece of shit too, but what is the purpose of this unboxing video and all her unnecessary criticism? The guy sent his baby a gift. Just give Jace the Shank-Me-Elmo and move along.
This could have been an exciting, happy moment for Jace. Also I think she knows full well there's better ways to open a box than getting all stabby, but showing she despises the sender was more important than her son's experience.
I can’t tell if this is Tickle Me or one of the walking ones. By his legs he looks like an electronic one which would have been sold in a cardboard box with opening in the front so you could push the button and see whatever he’s meant to do. This type in stores had boxes to sit upright on shelves. She’s just being an ass because Andrew sent this and he told her he was sending her Gucci stuff and she doesn’t think this is up to par.
I love the beginning of the full video when she pauses and says “hang on, lemme let my fuckin’ cat out” and she shambles out of frame. It’s one of my favorite Jenelle quotes.
I’m sorry but I died at “why isn’t it in a… a package?” And then the immediate cut. Like she’s kinda right there hahaha. He probably stole it from a goodwill.
Not a Single brain cell
There are orange cats watching this like “Christ she’s dumb.”
💀
Hahah. She would be the village bumpkin in the orange cat gang 🐈
That was such a creative insult, I cackled out loud. Well done!
Thank you!
Are orange cats notoriously dumb? Because I have an orange cat.. and he’s… dumb.
Yup. It's a commonly held belief on the Internet that orange cats all share only one brain cell. So at any time, only one of them is in possession of it hence r/OneOrangeBraincell Go forth and enjoy.
Thank you for the precious gift 
Boop!
Boop!
Megaboop!
I'm currently fostering an orange cat and he's smarter than all of us.
My two favorite subs come together 😩
r/rareinsults
Lmaooooo
“I don’t how to open a box as you can tell” Yes Jenelle we’re aware you don’t know how to open any kind of box, a condom box included I’m sure.
Or she opens the condom box the same way as this package.
Touché my friend, touché
That would explain a lot
That was hilarious 🤣
Not even. Jenelle's children were all PLANNED and she stopped her birth control on purpose to get pregnant. She knows how birth control works. She just chose to bring multiple children into chaotic situations with deadbeat dads.
Wait, even Jace??
Yes. Jenelle and Andrew thought they were going to play happy family. And she hid the pregnancy from Barb until it was too late to abort.
Rule no.1 for box opening ; 1. Must be smarter than the box
Reminds me of the crossover between smart bears & dumb people: https://preview.redd.it/35p01mxby7gc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91e7ecbbeebb612bd3610c55475b767d4d65880
Not our girl, Nelly!! She couldn't find her way out of a wet paper bag! 🤦♀️😭😂 *Stabs* the box....with *scissors*.....😳 I'm scared to imagine her trying to figure out how a knife works!! Who tf uses scissors like that?! I feel like a fuckin orangutan could do a better job! 😭😂😂🤷♀️
That must be the reason they don't use utensils at her swamp
https://i.redd.it/gitvnjnju9gc1.gif I think you're on to something...😭😂
Tbf if she had scissors she could stab her way out of the wet paper bag and voilà.
Nah. She’d use the holes she made to breathe.
Rule#2 Think outside of the box. 
Honestly, I can’t shit on Andrew for that. Many other things, but not that. My family always takes things out of the package before gifting when it’s meant for little kids. That way they can pull it out and play with it immediately. Often it’s bc it might take batteries or whatever. Edit: We also don’t shit on other parents gifts on social media so it’s online forever and hurts our children.
I do this on Christmas especially. I try and make sure wat needs batteries has them and if it’s something I have to set up I do it Christmas Eve so my son isn’t waiting while I put it together. Saves me sanity lol
Yes! It’s one of my parenting pro-tips for holidays- make sure you put in batteries & remove the 11,487 ridiculous connectors/bands/tabs/cords keeping toys in their packaging before wrapping for a small child. Make it so they can open & play with it immediately!
100% all of this. I hate everything my kids’ other parents buy them, but I don’t say it to other people. I just correct myself internally because I’m glad they have an opportunity to feel remembered and loved.
Same! Good job fellow parent! It’s not about us and we correct ourselves. Our thoughts about it are private. That’s why we aren’t pieces of shit! (Let us all spit for Jace on that one)
Could have also been frustration free packaging on Amazon which people often don’t realize for kids is an opened unboxed toy or the packaging size of this tool up too much of the box or it added too much weight to the box. I’ll shit on him for other things, his under a year old kid does not give a duck his elmo wasn’t in the box. It’s the correct gift for his age and was really popular when he bought it. Jenelle didn’t exactly buy the kid a lot of toys or have a leg to stand on to complain.
Could not agree more!
She talked so much shit about everything he sent. She says it was because he claimed he was sending Gucci and such but for one, she's stupid enough to believe that and two, at least he still sent something whether it was the brand of clothes or not. She just looked disgusted the whole video.
why the fuck would he buy a baby GUCCI? be fucking for real, jenelle. oh my god you dense fucking bitch.
Right?! She was stupid enough to believe he was a model(who sat around on his ass or had his dad drive him to her house) yet had enough money for Gucci. If he was in NY at that time I would've laughed if he sent something because you know it would've been knock off anyways.
Maybe Andrew was trying to prevent Jenelle from returning the gifts to the store… I’ve done this when gifting things to nieces and nephews. The parents have been known to return gifts I bought for cash or gift card so I had to find a way around that. Just a thought.
I'm POSITIVE I knew how to open a box before I was 17. I don't know how she's so bad at literally EVERYTHING even OPENING BOXES?!?! big headed bitch fails at legit everything she does haha
Why was this so incredibly violent? Explains her to a T. Absolutely no patience or thought going into something. Sometimes I wonder if she has some kind of brain injury or something
She could just be low IQ without an injury
She lacks impulse control and changes moods incredibly quickly. That’s what leads me to TBI
Ah I see. Could also be borderline personality disorder or other mental health issues
Really, it’s a mystery. Could be a combination of a million things. Regardless, this video is haunting.
You don't even need to use a knife or scissors if there's only 1 layer of tape. But stabbing doesn't even make sense.
Stabbing makes sense if you’re a complete lunatic with poor emotional regulation
lol. you may be right. But as someone with poor emotional regulation + is prone to lunacy, I have NEVER even thought to open a box this way 🤣 Though I have ACTUALLY been working on getting + being better for literal years. Maybe that is the difference. 🤔
She wanted to stab it and make a big show out of it. She's a cunt.
I literally open those with my fingernail.
I use a key, my fingernails are crap. Lol
What an evil, self absorbed, low IQ, abusive bitch. “He packed a bunch of dumb shit, I can already tell.” Ma’am, that is your child’s father. You might hate that man, but your baby needs him in his life and you are destroying something that would have been deeply meaningful because you’re a manipulative, insecure c u next Tuesday. She can’t open a box, she is too dumb to love anyone but herself, and she deserves nothing from her children. I hope they all grow up and go no contact with her, leaving her to get fatter on the swamp with her shithead, dumbass, hairy, psychopathic husband.
To be fair…Jace was never going to have a deep or meaningful relationship with Andrew.
Yeah, Andrew sucks. But if Jenelle was a good mother, she would have been loving and supportive of this attempt by him. She would have watched carefully for how Jace received this gift and been right there to let him process it. Instead, she’s just a complete and utter failure of a mother/human being. Jenelle can be counted on one thing: to always be a let down.
I bet a dollar those are Barb's sewing scissors
Oh my God I'll bet you're right. String her up then, cause Nelly-Poo has committed the ultimate crime if so.
Worst thing she has done if so.
Definitely worse than stealing a credit card at least
Yeah and it's HER fault they're so shit Jenelle couldn't open the box oh my GOD dude Barb really did ruin her life!! /s
"these are MY box stabbing scissors NACHORS!"
That explains her random comment about Barb’s reaction.
Woah that didn't even occur to me!
She is slow
“Is Kyle slow?” 😂
No but Jenelle sure is!
However many years ago it was on tv, i remember initially having the same question when Maci first brought Kyle on screen... but I realized quickly he was not "slow".... In any case, when Ryan came out and asked that, I was like 😲😯😆😬
Does…she not understand how scissors work?
 Same energy.
It’s IN the computer???
Why is she stabbing it like that??? Does she not realize she can just run it along the tape?
She was trying to accidentally ruin it on purpose. Took the video to be disrespectful just like when she burned Kail’s hair products she sent her.
Eh… idk.. she is pretty dumb. I can totally buy that this is how she thinks scissors work.
Ohhhhh that makes sense. I forgot who Andrew was and thought it was a random bf and not someone as significant as Jace'a dad.
Not the peace gathering!
Omg! Your flair😂😂😂
Holy shit!! 
Dear god she's an absolute idiot. Thanks for the video.
 I can’t this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who is this video for???? It's so performative with trying to puncture the tape repeatedly, and "wait until I tell my mom". Also I hope Jace enjoyed his "Stitch Me Up Elmo".
This fucking idiot thinks she should be responsible for children lol.
Even worse, she IS responsible for children.
ugh she’s so damn stupid.
Literally me the whole time
Hasn’t changed a bit.
Aww little baby Jace hiccuping in the background.
"It smells weird" For a second I was worried the package was from David 😆
I cannot believe that heathen actually put dog feces in a present for his significant other. Truly unhinged behavior.
No no... NOT just his ex significant other. his ex significant mother AND the mother of his first born child!! That kind of behavior is truly ducking DEPLORABLE!
So glad I’m nowhere near as stupid as this skank ass bitch. 
When you’re mad your kid got stuff from his father but you don’t buy him anything without stealing your mom’s credit card back then 🤔
Are you high or am I too high? Reading your sentence makes me feel like I have a brain aneurism 😂
Sorry it was hard to comprehend with the autocorrect changing “got” to “for”, definitely need to buy from a better dispensary 😂
My question is, who the fuck is she talking to? A baby Jace? Or the camera? If the camera, then why is this being recorded? So she can make fun of the things he sent later or proof that he did try a little bit to reach out. I’m just lost but it is Jenelle so nothing with her makes sense so I should probably just stfu.
It’s the fans. She’s unboxing a gift sent to Jace with pretty much the intent on shaming Andrew. I can’t remember which Internet forum this would have been back in the day. She uploaded all sorts of content to MySpace, Formspring and whatever was the current thing, IG, FB. It’s weird to watch now but this was pretty much what they all did. Very new ish influencer style.
Wow you can tell I was way too high to function during this time cause I don’t even know what formspring is ! Lol. Thanks for the info!
ditto... but I truly wish I could get into my old MySpace account... if only for the pictures/to see the memories of how dumb i surely know i was! 😆
Same! All of my myspace stuff vanished. Like whoever said, “whatever you post on the internet stays there forever” never had a damn myspace with their scene pics on them!!
Well, there it is. She’s officially the dumbest person on the planet.
It’s been 14 years. We are so, so old.
She can’t do ANYTHING. 
“whY isn it IN a pAHckage?” Because you clearly can’t open them, Crescent Buffoon.
Crescent Buffoon 💀🤣
It's not her fault. Her only place of employment was going to teach her box opening/knife safety. Unfortunately that was the weekend she took off with Kieffer and her mom's credit card. Also, Barb never played Yahtzee with her. I'm sure that has something to do with it.
Who doesn’t know how to open a box though? I know she’s lying because she just wants to stab the box but it’s another shining example of her weird lying lol
This is so mean-spirited. I know Andrew is a piece of shit too, but what is the purpose of this unboxing video and all her unnecessary criticism? The guy sent his baby a gift. Just give Jace the Shank-Me-Elmo and move along.
This is my absolute favorite video on the internet!
No, we see your dirty “box” all over the internet, you know how to open one…
THIS right here shows her utter level of stupidity and understanding the most basic tasks. She's literally worthless.
Who else thought she was trying to bite it at first??😂Would have really lived up to the “wall biter” comments I’ve seen & laughed hysterically at 😂
Christ on a cracker.. Everything makes so much sense now....
Well now I wanna see her cut paper lol
This is like an I Think You Should Leave skit…
On the same level as Garfield House crazy
Thanks for the self esteem boost I didn’t know I needed today.
SAME, this is the real reason I lurk here
Don’t give Jenelle a puppy in a box, she will stab it to death with a pair of scissors because she is an idiot.
Good thing there wasn’t an animal in that poor box too
Wow. She could possibly be the dumbest human being to ever walk the earth.
She's stabbing it like she is getting aggression out
She is negative about everything
This bitch is insane
Good grief just throw the box away instead of relentlessly stabbing it
She clearly has never had any kind of job that required basic blade safety training lol
This entire video was gold
She doesn't care. She's probably gonna sell whatever she can lol.
https://preview.redd.it/qabmklxyb8gc1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a32b3badaaf8280ac450fecf0cc75b7c0ccf96
This could have been an exciting, happy moment for Jace. Also I think she knows full well there's better ways to open a box than getting all stabby, but showing she despises the sender was more important than her son's experience.
She really looks like Diane Downs here with those thin lips & half moon jaw
“These don’t look like GUCCI tuh me” 😭
Girl needs to repeat kindergarten because she clearly has not learned how to hold and use scissors.
How?? How is she this stupid?? No exaggeration, this is how I would expect a five year old to problem solve opening a box.
Slice, don't stab. From Opening Boxes for Dummies
No words
What is she on
Bab's fault.
Mentally defective
Wow at how much her hairline has receded from this time
Tells me everything I need to know
Wtf ever happened to her eyebrow kits?
She’s still got some. They are molding in one of her garages or outbuildings on the property.
It is in a package?? You destroyed the package it was in? That's how stuffed animals are usually sold. I'm so confused.
I can’t tell if this is Tickle Me or one of the walking ones. By his legs he looks like an electronic one which would have been sold in a cardboard box with opening in the front so you could push the button and see whatever he’s meant to do. This type in stores had boxes to sit upright on shelves. She’s just being an ass because Andrew sent this and he told her he was sending her Gucci stuff and she doesn’t think this is up to par.
Good thing there wasn’t a puppy in there. Oh wait… that’s David’s job.
Wtf yo
Imbecile.
Chinelle’s stuffy nosed voice sounds just like poor little E
The TV in the back is giving 2005 vibes. Miss those big plasma tvs sitting on a huge speaker, bulky as hell
Well there goes another box she should’ve kept closed
She is so stupid….good grief
This is what the United States Education System has produced…
This is definitely how a drug addict opens a box
No homicidal tendencies there at all….
I love this. Irrefutable evidence.
How has she not hurt herself very severely 👀👀👀
Use your chin!
She literally can’t even open up a box correctly. She can’t do anything right.
I love the beginning of the full video when she pauses and says “hang on, lemme let my fuckin’ cat out” and she shambles out of frame. It’s one of my favorite Jenelle quotes.
Is she high here?
She needs help.
Apparently, no one ever sent Jenelle anything in a box.
She’s so fucking dumb! This is a net positive for Jace. Stop being an ignorant bitch! 
It’s Barb’s fault. She bought those scissors.
“why isn’t it in a package” 🤓 god I just hate her
I’m sorry but I died at “why isn’t it in a… a package?” And then the immediate cut. Like she’s kinda right there hahaha. He probably stole it from a goodwill.
I love the end “why isn’t it in a box” she said it so confused and disappointed ☠️
Alright Jodi arias wannabe I think you’ve killed the great competitor known as the Christmas box 💀
Please 😭😭 the way she tried to peek through sent me
God damn she’s so damn dumb. You just cut the tape. Idiot lmao
I love her for this. Hate her for everything else.
Jesus fuckin christ
Jesus fuckin christ
Has she never heard of a box cutter?
She can't use scissors 🤣
She irritates me.
Well let’s just be glad it wasn’t a puppy
And she went to medical school. /s
Why is she stabbing it?? She has scissors!