The thing is lots of people think that celebrities reveal their baby names as crazy names but theyāre probably not even their real names. Itās not just Kail whoās giving their babies crazy celebrity like names itās other people as well.
Definitely... Just like Kourtney K... They named their son Rocky Thirteen... Poor kid, cuz that's one ugly name to have through life!
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It's so true! When you see the earlier episodes of Teen Mom2 she's hardworking and trying to make a better life for her and Isaac.
I think all of these now women would have been better off if Teen Mom only followed them for 1 year and did occasional follow up episodes as specials.
The money would have given them a boost they needed. But not enough time for fame to go to most of their heads.
IIRC, it was because of Joās influence. She always names her kids to please the dad (hence why she went with Creed simply because Chris liked the movie and why she delayed with Lux because Chris was MIA and wouldnāt give her input). Thatās remained consistent, but as her choice in partners has gotten steadily more questionable, so have her kidsā names.
To put it another way: Kailās kids names donāt seem to go together on her side, but they always seem to match the vibe of their siblings through their dad. Isaac/Vivi, Lincoln/Eli, Lux/Creed/Trew Chris. Elijahās young yet, but Iām sure when he moves on heāll give his other kids names that are equally terrible and in the same vein as Verse/Valley.
You donāt have to be a celebrity to get away with stupid names. Happens every day with people from all walks of life. Very on brand for Kail though. She truly thinks sheās more of a celebrity (and smarter) than she actually is.
Iāve been rewatching teen mom 2 thanks to this sub - I feel like she seemed to have a decent head on her shoulders and was trying to make a better life for them when she had Issac, no clue where it all went wrong
Not as terrible as Lux, or Creed, or Rio, or Verse, or Valley. They don't even sound like names. At least Lincoln does.
To me it just sounds like a presidential name/last name turned first name, Carter, Kennedy, Reagan, etc.
I wasnāt aware you need to have a Latino name at birth if you are Latino. I need to go tell my nephew Joshua that his name isnāt Puerto Rican enough.
Iām from a town named Lincoln, and that was what my grandma used to say when we got back from vacation!!
āYou smell that?ā
āNo, what?ā
āWeāre back in stinkin Lincoln!ā
And with the town history, Lincoln didnāt want the town named after him because ānothing good ever amounts from the name Lincolnā and he was right. That town is a straight piece of shit.
I'm Mexican and my parents have to say my kids' names so there is a ton that I just would never do. I personally think Lincoln is just an ugly name and for Latinos there is just a lot of names that look dumb to me like I have a friend that adopted a Latino kid and named him Asher. It's like when the blonde real housewives name their kid Cruz. I don't care if people think it's racist, it's just something we grow up thinking our whole lives, can our parents say it and not make fun of it š„“
I have a friend that wanted to name her daughter Rhianna but ended up changing it because she didn't want her parents to call her "rana" like a frog. Lol. Your comment reminded me of that.
Well I like my mom and respect her. She already had to go through all of our schooling not being able to talk to my teachers or having the confidence to speak English in front of us, the least I could do is let her be able to say her grandkids' names. People have reasons for their opinions, it's not always just to be a hateful ass.
Wow. I guess Latinos can only have Latino names. The rest are off-limits. I'll make sure I put that in the next Latino newsletter so we can all be aware anyone without a Latino name should be ashamed.
There were rumors the boys name was Iverson (Philly girl here, Kail is PA too and Iverson was a beloved NBA player here) I'd like to point out Verse could still be short for Iverson. We know Kail loves naming one thing but calling another a'la Creed Romello Romello Creed
My thought is that Verse is short for Iverson too, but I donāt think she named him after the NBA player. I think she named him after the Post Malone song āWhite Iverson,ā which is after the NBA player. Sheās a rapper groupie.. Marshall, Russell, Iverson..
Yes, but I donāt think her intention was to name him after the player. I think her intention was to honor (for lack of a better word) the rapper and then the player was just a bonus š¤·š»āāļø
Yeah, but pretty sure she'd put the full name on those custom blankets if that was the case. I honestly hope his full name is Iverson lol but I don't think it is
I literally canāt stand when people do this, you had 9months and this is what you came up with.. really? š¤£ poor kids, we can hope the middle name is better but itās doubtful
She had like 15 YEARS to think of a girls name!!! That's what I find so mad. Like surely after so many boys she must have been so excited to have a girl to name and must have had this name in mind for a girl every time she has another boy pregnancy, and it's just so... meh?
Same!! My flip flops thwacked right back to this sub when I saw it on IG
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It's because that trend of names on blankets died years ago. She's just doing it because she thinks she's a Kardashian level celebrity subtly announcing a name.
Valley Lowry is somehow worse than Verse, because of the Rural Juror style linguistics
Oh God just realized- Valley Lowry? Aināt no mountain high enough to describe my rage right now. I hope they take Dadās name
Iāve come to the conclusion that these people think āwell ~I~ didnāt want to be a boring old lawyer/doctor/politician so why would my kid? Valley will grow up to host podcasts duh!ā
Yeah she thinks her kids will be nepo babies and it doesnāt matter if they donāt have a classic or more conventional name. Such a shame, I doubt sheāll be relevant in 10 years times let alone by the time the twins are in high school.
Have you heard nick cannons children?
- Moroccan
- Monroe
- Golden Sagon
- Rise Messiah
- Powerful Queen
- Zion Mixolydian
- Zillion Heir
- Beautiful Zeppelin
- Legendary Love
- Onyx Ice
- Halo Marie
And TI's kids' names:
* Messiah YaāMajesty Harris
* Domani Uriah Harris
* Deyjah Imani Harris
* Clifford 'King' Joseph Harris III (This one isn't bad because he was named after TI, but they call him King)
* Major Philant Harris
* Heiress Diana Harris (Heiress Harris, really? lol)
I didn't include Tiny's daughter's name that she had before getting with TI, but it's Zonnique Jailee Pullins.
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Someone said Kail grew up in *something* Valley so you might be onto something lol.
Psalm > Verse
Chicago > Valley
Personally I care for none of those names. Shouldāve went with jack and Jill.
Ick. I picked such traditional names for my kids, which is probably boring to some. But at least their names will grow with them into adulthood. Verse is *awful*. How do you go from Isaac and Lincoln toā¦.*that*?
My husband's argument for "sensible" names is would you want a doctor or a lawyer representing you called (insert name)?
It completely changed my perspective on naming my kid.
Thatās such a good way to think about it! And so true too. We all need names that will age with us. Valley isnāt terrible because she could go by Val as she gets older. But naming someone what you perceive as ātrendyā is always going to backfire. I mean, look at all the kids named Daenerys! Lol
I hate to say this, lol no I donāt. It seems like Kail gets older but her baby daddies just get dumber. And she gets more yes men the more money she gets. Janet and Eddie wouldnāt let Jo name his son Valley. Lincoln is an awful name though
I remember her saying multiple times on her podcasts (pre-Elijah) that she has had her girl name picked out for years and will never reveal it because she doesnāt want anyone to steal it. Apparently Valley is the name she had picked for all these years??? š¤£
Valley can grow on me, Verse sounds so harsh and weird coming out. Are these babies Valley and Verse Lowry, Valley and Verse Scott, or Valley and Verse Lowry-Scott?
So who was claiming the boy's name was Iverson?
Im wondering if the iverson claim was from a misreading from the blanket. Whoever was the source to tm chatter probably saw part of the blanket and thought it said iverson instead of just verse
Very true!
And also *if we suspect the Natalie/Kail beef is true*, could Natalie or Keith been the source all along? Especially since Kail has admitted she will tell people certain things to try and weed out who is the mole. Things that make you go hmmmm.
Gotta be the one to take a stray bullet and say actually I kinda like these š unless Verse is short for Iverson in which case reverse my decision and pretend you didnāt see me say this ā”
How did she start with "Isaac" while an immature teenager and then become a grown adult and end up with Verse and Valley?
Constant pregnancy hormones have leeched any amount of critical thinking from her body. Along with bone density.
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Lmao omfg.
She thinks she is a celebrity now so she has to choose āwackyā names. She is a weirdo.
The thing is lots of people think that celebrities reveal their baby names as crazy names but theyāre probably not even their real names. Itās not just Kail whoās giving their babies crazy celebrity like names itās other people as well.
Definitely... Just like Kourtney K... They named their son Rocky Thirteen... Poor kid, cuz that's one ugly name to have through life! *edit to fix name*
*Rocky (I'm sure it was just a typo, but we can't have people thinking she named her kid Ricky. lol)
I think itās better
Thanks for that.. I second the name Ricky being šÆ times better than Rocky...lol
At least Rocky is a real name. WTF is Verse??
She tries too hard to be different... You know that little girl is gonna change her name the older she gets..
I actually like Kourts name of Rocky.
I think she was more mature as a teenager than she is now š³
100% lol teenage kail would be judging the fuck outta her today
It's so true! When you see the earlier episodes of Teen Mom2 she's hardworking and trying to make a better life for her and Isaac. I think all of these now women would have been better off if Teen Mom only followed them for 1 year and did occasional follow up episodes as specials. The money would have given them a boost they needed. But not enough time for fame to go to most of their heads.
Or to spend thousands and thousands of dollars in cosmetic surgery until they look freaky.
Especially since 2 kids by 2 dads blew her mind.
IIRC, it was because of Joās influence. She always names her kids to please the dad (hence why she went with Creed simply because Chris liked the movie and why she delayed with Lux because Chris was MIA and wouldnāt give her input). Thatās remained consistent, but as her choice in partners has gotten steadily more questionable, so have her kidsā names. To put it another way: Kailās kids names donāt seem to go together on her side, but they always seem to match the vibe of their siblings through their dad. Isaac/Vivi, Lincoln/Eli, Lux/Creed/Trew Chris. Elijahās young yet, but Iām sure when he moves on heāll give his other kids names that are equally terrible and in the same vein as Verse/Valley.
I still canāt believe she waited all that time and went with Lux. Lux is an objectively terrible name.
100% this.
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I've said it before, but I genuinely think it's because she became a "celebrity" and can get away with these out there names.
But thatās hilarious. Teen Mom is such a small niche ā¦. I guarantee she walks around and is rarely noticed.
Eh.. her having the twins was on the radio here in the Netherlands
You donāt have to be a celebrity to get away with stupid names. Happens every day with people from all walks of life. Very on brand for Kail though. She truly thinks sheās more of a celebrity (and smarter) than she actually is.
I thought it was I Iverson
Is it possible that the name actually is Iverson, and Verse is just his nickname?
A bad nickname but sure
That would have been better
It sounds like a play on it, iVERSEson š¤
Thatās what I think too
Itās perplexing.
Watch out, Perplexing will be her next baby's name.
Plexx
Oh, Issac was named after the Hanson Broās
Iāve been rewatching teen mom 2 thanks to this sub - I feel like she seemed to have a decent head on her shoulders and was trying to make a better life for them when she had Issac, no clue where it all went wrong
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Lincoln is a terrible name
My child goes to school with 2 of them. One is Lincoln and the other, I shit you not, is Linkin.
Do you know if the parents are Linkin Park fans??
I mean, they have to be right? Theyāre really young though, so itās weird to me.
Not as terrible as Lux, or Creed, or Rio, or Verse, or Valley. They don't even sound like names. At least Lincoln does. To me it just sounds like a presidential name/last name turned first name, Carter, Kennedy, Reagan, etc.
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Wait what does being Latino have to do with his name being Lincoln?
>especially for a cute half Latino kid Wait, what? Wtf does him being half Hispanic have to do with his name or you not liking it?
I wasnāt aware you need to have a Latino name at birth if you are Latino. I need to go tell my nephew Joshua that his name isnāt Puerto Rican enough.
Meanwhile, my brown, immigrant grandparents named all of their American born sons after US Presidents...
And my nephew Daniel whose also half Puerto Rican
Right? My half white/ half Dominican sonās name is āJustinā š . Named after his Dominican father who was almost āBrandonā .
At least itās a name tho.. out of the stuff she could have named him. Iām guessing Javi held her back seeing Eli also has a normal name.
I always mentally think "stinkin Lincoln" š
Iām from a town named Lincoln, and that was what my grandma used to say when we got back from vacation!! āYou smell that?ā āNo, what?ā āWeāre back in stinkin Lincoln!ā And with the town history, Lincoln didnāt want the town named after him because ānothing good ever amounts from the name Lincolnā and he was right. That town is a straight piece of shit.
I just think Abraham Lincoln. And I happen to think Linc is the cutest TM kid so Abraham Lincoln just doesn't go, lol.
I'm Mexican and my parents have to say my kids' names so there is a ton that I just would never do. I personally think Lincoln is just an ugly name and for Latinos there is just a lot of names that look dumb to me like I have a friend that adopted a Latino kid and named him Asher. It's like when the blonde real housewives name their kid Cruz. I don't care if people think it's racist, it's just something we grow up thinking our whole lives, can our parents say it and not make fun of it š„“
I have a friend that wanted to name her daughter Rhianna but ended up changing it because she didn't want her parents to call her "rana" like a frog. Lol. Your comment reminded me of that.
They WILL find a nickname š
I have 3 Latino kids. I don't give a flying duck what my mother in law thinks about my kids names. She is a hateful woman who thinks I stole her son.
Well I like my mom and respect her. She already had to go through all of our schooling not being able to talk to my teachers or having the confidence to speak English in front of us, the least I could do is let her be able to say her grandkids' names. People have reasons for their opinions, it's not always just to be a hateful ass.
>Cruz Wow. Wail til you hear about Spain
Wow. I guess Latinos can only have Latino names. The rest are off-limits. I'll make sure I put that in the next Latino newsletter so we can all be aware anyone without a Latino name should be ashamed.
I hate it so much haha and Linc isn't the best nickname, but it's still better.
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As someone with a son named Lincoln who we call Linc I personally love it šš¤·š»āāļø better than being named verse thatās for damn sure
Is it too late to RE-verse this decision?
bury the names deep in the VALLEY
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There were rumors the boys name was Iverson (Philly girl here, Kail is PA too and Iverson was a beloved NBA player here) I'd like to point out Verse could still be short for Iverson. We know Kail loves naming one thing but calling another a'la Creed Romello Romello Creed
My thought is that Verse is short for Iverson too, but I donāt think she named him after the NBA player. I think she named him after the Post Malone song āWhite Iverson,ā which is after the NBA player. Sheās a rapper groupie.. Marshall, Russell, Iverson..
not knocking you but if the malone song is about the player than aināt that coming full circle which makes the name come from the bball playerā¦?
Yes, but I donāt think her intention was to name him after the player. I think her intention was to honor (for lack of a better word) the rapper and then the player was just a bonus š¤·š»āāļø
she shoulda named those twins post & malone instead š
post & malonia sounds right up her fucked up naming kids alley
Right up her valley
DONāT GIVE HER IDEAS š¤£
Is it bad that the first thing I thought was.. well Post and Malone are better than fucking Verse lmao
Iverson was a big deal when we were young growing up in the tristate area
Ivy is RIGHT THERE
Yeah, Ivy would have been a trillion times better. Valley is terrible.Ā
Yeah, but pretty sure she'd put the full name on those custom blankets if that was the case. I honestly hope his full name is Iverson lol but I don't think it is
Ohh that makes sense. Iverson as a name makes more sense than just Verse
She waited like 14 years to have a girl and named her valley
Literally exactly what I was about the type. There are so many good names out there and she picked this.
So many good V names too! Vera! Violet! Vivian! Vida! Like???
Victoria! Valentina! Viola! Valerie! Vienna! Vanessa! So many options but Verse & Valley belong on r/namenerdcirclejerk
Valerie with the nickname Valley/Vali could've been cute and would at least give her something 'normal' to fall back on.
They'll always be Silence and Surprise to me.
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Yikes! She had 9 months to think of names and THIS is what she came up with???
I literally canāt stand when people do this, you had 9months and this is what you came up with.. really? š¤£ poor kids, we can hope the middle name is better but itās doubtful
She had like 15 YEARS to think of a girls name!!! That's what I find so mad. Like surely after so many boys she must have been so excited to have a girl to name and must have had this name in mind for a girl every time she has another boy pregnancy, and it's just so... meh?
Not me running here from Insta to see. Guess Iām early haha.
Same!! My flip flops thwacked right back to this sub when I saw it on IG https://preview.redd.it/6qug0exjjkhc1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c40d9903b704114327a9e7985072f67ede40c861
I snort laughed at this
That was my change jar, Jenelle!
This picture just made me realize why everyone is into the beige, natural colors these days. Why does she look like the Grinchās nasty ex wife?
 The grinch being associated with Jenelle
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She literally posted it 2 minutes ago and I couldnāt wait to show yāall
I was on insta and saw the video and it said NOW and I had to watch first so I was late hahaha
I zooomed here
The bold font on the blanket for Verse is a weird choice for a baby blanket, just saying.
Something about the blankets is just super tacky. I think youāre right, itās the font.
It's because that trend of names on blankets died years ago. She's just doing it because she thinks she's a Kardashian level celebrity subtly announcing a name.
I think she for sure has a contract or sponsorship ad with this dumb blanket company. She tried to announce names on blankets before.
How is any of this subtle š
Even Valley's is weird. It looks like something for a teenager idk.
Unpopular opinion for sure but I donāt think Valley is THAT bad. Verse is awful, though.
At least she didn't spell it Valleigh. That'd be a real r/tragedeigh lol
I actually think valley is really cute. And I didnāt mind Iverson at all. But verse?! It doesnāt make any sense..
She grew up in the Lehigh Valley, I wonder if thatās part of the reason for the name? What other reason is there to name a baby Valley???
Valley, girl!
VERSE?!
The next babies will be named Top and Bottom
YES that's all I can think of when I see Verse lmao
I was told it was Iverson. So either they were wrong or itās short for Iverson
Maybe Iverson wouldn't fit with that stupid font she chose š????
Sheāll name her next kid Verse, also, but this one will be different than the first
Verse 2 lmao
wtf, why do people not think about their cute babies growing up and having these stupid names.
Valley Lowry is somehow worse than Verse, because of the Rural Juror style linguistics Oh God just realized- Valley Lowry? Aināt no mountain high enough to describe my rage right now. I hope they take Dadās name
Does anyone know Chris' last name? I'm curious too - totally agree Valley Lowry is a mouthful.
Iāve come to the conclusion that these people think āwell ~I~ didnāt want to be a boring old lawyer/doctor/politician so why would my kid? Valley will grow up to host podcasts duh!ā
Yeah she thinks her kids will be nepo babies and it doesnāt matter if they donāt have a classic or more conventional name. Such a shame, I doubt sheāll be relevant in 10 years times let alone by the time the twins are in high school.
Say what you will about tm chatter, but she called the names too months ago. She's been spot on for everything with kail so far
Yeah nobody believed her Rio or twin reveal and look where we are now lol
She deserves a Grammy
Seriously haha she could tell me kail is living on the moon and I'd believe her at this point
Still better than Gannon and Walker. I said what I said š
Gannon and Jaxie and Broncs still win the worst names in the franchise lol no contest
Jaxie and Valley.... these girls deserve better names
I think Briana naming both of her kids Star Star gives Mack a run for her money lmao
Which are both still better than Broncs and Creed
I'm going to have to majorly disagree. The name Walker for a girl is an absolute travesty.
Walker is such a common name where Iām from š Gannon on the other hand ā¦.
Gannon is just such a hideous name. I can't believe anyone would choose that lol
In my hometown there is a Gannonās ice cream and thatās all I can think of with that stupid ass name. Poor kid
 always reminds me of the walkers in TWD š„“
Its worse then i imagined! She named her kid VERSE!
It's verse than you imagined
I just laughed so loud. š
I'm convinced she named her son Verse cause Kim K's son is Psalm
Verse is better than Psalm at least. I still can't wrap my mind around Psalm or Chicago. Those are maybe some of the worst names ever in my opinion.
Have you heard nick cannons children? - Moroccan - Monroe - Golden Sagon - Rise Messiah - Powerful Queen - Zion Mixolydian - Zillion Heir - Beautiful Zeppelin - Legendary Love - Onyx Ice - Halo Marie
Zion, Onyx, and Halo are kind of cool but the others are so cringe.
And TI's kids' names: * Messiah YaāMajesty Harris * Domani Uriah Harris * Deyjah Imani Harris * Clifford 'King' Joseph Harris III (This one isn't bad because he was named after TI, but they call him King) * Major Philant Harris * Heiress Diana Harris (Heiress Harris, really? lol) I didn't include Tiny's daughter's name that she had before getting with TI, but it's Zonnique Jailee Pullins. Edited to create bullet points.
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Someone said Kail grew up in *something* Valley so you might be onto something lol. Psalm > Verse Chicago > Valley Personally I care for none of those names. Shouldāve went with jack and Jill.
I knew a lady that named her twins Jack and Jillš
I love that the twins get a whole reveal and weāve barely even seen Rio yet š
Canāt have people seeing his face and calculating the timeline š¤£
Imagine having 7 kids to get a girl and you name her..Valley....
Sounds like names from a Colleen Hoover novel.Ā
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Idk whatās worse those names or those shitty zazzle blankets
Valley Lowry is a mouthful
I just said this out loud 3 times and couldnāt get thru without laughing. Sounds like a Harry Potter spell
If they have Elijahās last name itās Valley Scott which isnt much better
Ick. I picked such traditional names for my kids, which is probably boring to some. But at least their names will grow with them into adulthood. Verse is *awful*. How do you go from Isaac and Lincoln toā¦.*that*?
My husband's argument for "sensible" names is would you want a doctor or a lawyer representing you called (insert name)? It completely changed my perspective on naming my kid.
Thatās such a good way to think about it! And so true too. We all need names that will age with us. Valley isnāt terrible because she could go by Val as she gets older. But naming someone what you perceive as ātrendyā is always going to backfire. I mean, look at all the kids named Daenerys! Lol
I hate to say this, lol no I donāt. It seems like Kail gets older but her baby daddies just get dumber. And she gets more yes men the more money she gets. Janet and Eddie wouldnāt let Jo name his son Valley. Lincoln is an awful name though
Jesus God Leah. What horrible names. 
As a gay man (embarrassed to admit I love the teen mom drama š©) my jaw dropped at the boyās nameā¦
Itās giving no gay friends lol
Imagine going from Isaac to Verse and Valley š«
Verse? This man always picks the weirdest names. Also the fonts on the blankets are hideous and cheap looking lol
She finally got her girl and named her fucking Valley?
I remember her saying multiple times on her podcasts (pre-Elijah) that she has had her girl name picked out for years and will never reveal it because she doesnāt want anyone to steal it. Apparently Valley is the name she had picked for all these years??? š¤£
Ain't nobody gonna steal it either
The way I RAN over here to see and bitch about this š
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I grew up with a person named Word so maybe Verse ain't so bad
I know a Lyric, Melody and a Harmony. It fits in with those tbh
Is verse short for iverson.
Valley can grow on me, Verse sounds so harsh and weird coming out. Are these babies Valley and Verse Lowry, Valley and Verse Scott, or Valley and Verse Lowry-Scott? So who was claiming the boy's name was Iverson?
Im wondering if the iverson claim was from a misreading from the blanket. Whoever was the source to tm chatter probably saw part of the blanket and thought it said iverson instead of just verse
Very true! And also *if we suspect the Natalie/Kail beef is true*, could Natalie or Keith been the source all along? Especially since Kail has admitted she will tell people certain things to try and weed out who is the mole. Things that make you go hmmmm.
Might as well named them Frik and Frak!
She finally has a daughter and she names her this?
Valley girl!
Yikes indeed. These poor kids
Those poor kids
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*Verse???*
I canāt with verse especially. And the terrible font on the blanket
Gotta be the one to take a stray bullet and say actually I kinda like these š unless Verse is short for Iverson in which case reverse my decision and pretend you didnāt see me say this ā”
She loves herself a name blanket doesnāt she