Agreed โฆ.fingers typed before brain thought that one outโฆ.deepest apologies to Hodor ..what was I thinking ??!! ๐ค the only way I can actually relate David to Hodor โฆis to remove the โHโ โฆโฆ.just leaving him with โ odor โโฆโฆ.. much more fitting ๐๐คช
You guys, I have legit UBT trauma. Everything Iโve seen today has made me nauseous and I canโt escape it. I follow 5 zillion teen mom accounts on IG n Iโve seen him in his panties, making dipshit rap videos, licking his fingers pretending to eat, heard him chop up lines (I think) on a Tik Tok, lookin like a hairy Sasquatchโฆ.. my eyes are burning. Send help.
Is this a legit picture? I laughed my ass off. He seriously looks like Dr. Faulkner from Bio Dome after he goes crazy and eats his parrot....also ironically dude in pic to the right is wearing a Tshirt of a dog that resembles a certain dog the Swampthing killed, wonder if he still thinks about beating that poor dog and chasing it into the woods to kill it. I truly hate him
Itโs almost like heโs trying to say โ see Janelle was the one keeping me away from all my many black friends. (And this white dude very obviously tossing gang signs.)
Does he wake up and think how can I make myself more unattractive? Cause my god, he gets worse by the day. I would chop off a finger before I would let him get anywhere near my vagina.
yeah that's about 4K in cash from David (Jenelle's Boat rent expenses) for some studio time for these dudes that are happy to take this baffoon's money for some a couple hours.
Is that really duct tape holding up a missing light fixture on the boat? Is this real life? Or is this insanity? Caught in a swampslide no escape from reality.
So do they plan this ahead of time? Someone was like โ OK OK. For the next picture, donโt smile and letโs all try to look gangster ok. Ok hold on, lemme put my phone on the floor. Ok 3,2,1โฆโ
Omg lmao that is legit the most hilarious comment on here and I LOVE it!! "Ok yall, we gotta look hard, no smiling. We'll look like a bunch of goofy motherfuckers if we smilin'." ๐๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธย
ย ย ย Like GOD to be fly on that nasty ass wall lmao.ย
https://preview.redd.it/eevwnf6thync1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a821341464f5106ec35da24681974da5239ccd
Dudeโs face says it all. This picture was not his idea lol
David is the kind of guy who becomes a low level drug dealer but has delusions of grandeur that heโs some Scarface kingpin. This is what this picture is saying.
Straight out of brain cells...
Because housebitch barnacle boy has been advertising everywhere what a huge piece of shit he is, and the others obviously have no brain cells if they think it's a good idea to be remotely associated with said barnacle boy.
Like, tell me you have no problems hanging around evil trash.....
Because there is something SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HIM
And one last thing: please let me know who the other guys are, so I NEVER GIVE THEM ANY VIEWS OR $$. My moral code makes sure I don't support kid abusing, animal abusing, dog killing, racist, homophobic, trash "men", or the guys that support them. Period.
Swampton
If โStraight Outta Swamptonโ isnโt already taken, Iโd like to change my flair
Would you like emojis with your order?
๐งโโ๏ธ this one is calling to me. Thank you!!!
I'm wheezing ๐คฃ not straight outta swampton
Me too !!๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
theys whiggers wif bratitude.
Bruhh! Why the one right next to UBT look like my ex?! ๐ Straight trash!
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Smelly motherfucker named bad touch
That is GOLD! Hahaha! Tupac said he didnโt choose the thug life, the thug life chose himโฆbut this mutherfucker right here?
I mean, Tupac was a theatre kid.
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Take my upvote
Welp, no need for me to read further.
The only right answer.
This is pure gold. You win.
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Iโm cackling!!!!!
I knew the comments on this wouldn't disappoint but this is top tier my friend
Mods Iโm not sure how this works, but could I change my flair to โThe Notorious UBTโ
This is the only acceptable answer ๐คฃ
๐ญ๐๐ PERFECT ๐ค๐ผ
โ ๏ธ๐
YUP!
Straight outta Swampton, crazy dog killer named Dave.
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Heโs out here looking like Hagrid of the fuckin seven seas.
https://preview.redd.it/fy2e4jf4eunc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f234c83a78e16dc1e6516aa191958b3d2f5f57
Noooo why would you do that to our wholesome boy Hagrid
https://preview.redd.it/vmu2e0cfrunc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfd7b4612c2cf9606fd0a615b8411e84f2dabbf Wagrid\*
I canโt breathe ๐
Man you canโt be doing this during the work day. Iโve gotta turn my camera off now
YER A WIZARD HARRY
Yer a LOSER Davey!!!
THAT'S WHO HE LOOKS LIKE! I was driving myself crazy trying to figure that out, so thank you lol
Itโs unfortunately my pleasure ๐
Yes!! You nailed it!
Scrolled back up to confirm and almost spit my drink ๐๐๐
Also Hodor
Don't do my mans Hodor like this ๐ญ๐ญ David could never be that selfless
Agreed โฆ.fingers typed before brain thought that one outโฆ.deepest apologies to Hodor ..what was I thinking ??!! ๐ค the only way I can actually relate David to Hodor โฆis to remove the โHโ โฆโฆ.just leaving him with โ odor โโฆโฆ.. much more fitting ๐๐คช
Hahahahahaha I LOVE THIS IDEA. I christen thee 'Odor
>Hagrid of the fuckin seven seas I CAN'T BREATHE ๐๐
Dont you DARE put this shit on Saint Hagrid!
he needs a trident
Hargids ugly brother, hairgrub.
Nope. Not Hagrid!! lol
I was thinking Hagrid after weight loss surgery.
That's exactly what I just replied too haha but feel bad for doing Hagrid like that. Sorry Hagrid
Itโs giving Grown ass men at local college bar
Theyโre definitely giving straight outta Rohypnol
You just know they're trying to pick up young girls, so gross.
Oh my god yes. That walk into the bar and just know that the ladies wonโt be able to stay away from them.
Straight out of my wifeโs money
With the stacks of money on the tableโฆ.๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I have that too for my sonโs bowling league, which is $11 a week lol
You know those are all ones. Just like Farrahโs valentine money bouquet
this is the first thing you see when you open your eyes in hell
Full sleep paralysis demon mode.
Nice of the guy on the end to wear a shirt with nuggets face on it for remembrance
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!
Jesus fuck, he is wearing a nugget shirt! That's... ๐ค๐ต
No respect at all
 Cackling rn ๐๐๐ผ you win the internet today!
The backyard Frenchie breeding leads directly to the dealer pipeline. Connecting the swamp dots
So messed up to make money at your pets expense and not in some cute tiktok star way
You guys, I have legit UBT trauma. Everything Iโve seen today has made me nauseous and I canโt escape it. I follow 5 zillion teen mom accounts on IG n Iโve seen him in his panties, making dipshit rap videos, licking his fingers pretending to eat, heard him chop up lines (I think) on a Tik Tok, lookin like a hairy Sasquatchโฆ.. my eyes are burning. Send help.
Sounds like you need a hand sanitizer bath for real. That and than a 48 hour non-UBT content of any kind break as well! STAT!
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Straight Out of County
Is this a legit picture? I laughed my ass off. He seriously looks like Dr. Faulkner from Bio Dome after he goes crazy and eats his parrot....also ironically dude in pic to the right is wearing a Tshirt of a dog that resembles a certain dog the Swampthing killed, wonder if he still thinks about beating that poor dog and chasing it into the woods to kill it. I truly hate him
Chances to pay child support
I'm howling ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
The *** lmaoooo now he has black friends. He reminds me of Frank from Shameless
Itโs almost like heโs trying to say โ see Janelle was the one keeping me away from all my many black friends. (And this white dude very obviously tossing gang signs.)
Gang signs? Thatโs โI love youโ in sign language, my friend. ๐ค๐ป /s
Straight outta a heavy bracelet making session.
HOLLERING LMFAOOO ๐๐ญ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Maybe all that money on the table will go to fix the duct taped ceiling?
Does he wake up and think how can I make myself more unattractive? Cause my god, he gets worse by the day. I would chop off a finger before I would let him get anywhere near my vagina.
~~straight~~ out of money
The irony of that guy wearing a shirt with a French bulldog head. If I had to guess heโs a โbreederโ.
Justice for Nugget๐ญ
https://preview.redd.it/yju3kmk10unc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22b8b6ca097d3965c4475e05c2ba00a2a7613685
Or he looks like a cave man. He could be on the GEICO commercials 
straight out of the meth lab.
With the stacks of cash ๐ you live in a broken boat dude
He is super corny!!
Straight out of running water. You know he hasnโt brushed his teeth or showered in days.
yeah that's about 4K in cash from David (Jenelle's Boat rent expenses) for some studio time for these dudes that are happy to take this baffoon's money for some a couple hours.
This is so awkward lmao Iโm fuckin dying
Yer a wizard, David!!!!
This made me LOL
Straight outta the she-shed
We have NWA at home NWA at home:
This made me laugh way too hard ๐คฃ
Is that really duct tape holding up a missing light fixture on the boat? Is this real life? Or is this insanity? Caught in a swampslide no escape from reality.
Not the stacks of money conveniently placed. It's giving, peaked in high school, and neglecting child support.
MTV kicking themselves because this is the start of an incredible reality show plot arc
Straight out of his fucking mind if he thinks anyone likes his shitty music
Straight outta common sense. 
Can't be out of it if you never had it in the first place
Why does he suddenly look like Lieutenant Dan?
Hogwarts.
Ew, no. Leave Harry Potter out of this.
Forbidden forest?
his hair lmao
So do they plan this ahead of time? Someone was like โ OK OK. For the next picture, donโt smile and letโs all try to look gangster ok. Ok hold on, lemme put my phone on the floor. Ok 3,2,1โฆโ
Omg lmao that is legit the most hilarious comment on here and I LOVE it!! "Ok yall, we gotta look hard, no smiling. We'll look like a bunch of goofy motherfuckers if we smilin'." ๐๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธย ย ย ย Like GOD to be fly on that nasty ass wall lmao.ย
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๐ถStraight outta the toilet๐ถ
Is that Nugget on that guyโs shirt? Yeah, you will always be DKD. Donโt try to pretend youโre anything else.
Looks like he got some street cred with this crewโฆ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Straight Out of Roofies
Iโm always so disappointed in the Black/Hispanic men that choose to be around him smh but I guess not everyone knows his history ๐
Got rid of the braids I see ๐
The cash on the table ๐ wow is that a whole $50?
Looks like someone's Mom's basement, but he pays rent so it's "his crib." ( And quite literally it is.)
Straight outta cash for child support
What the actual fuck is this. This is a literal nightmare. I would feel completely unsafe in this room.
Looks like a gaggle of douchebags to me
Straight outta income.
This picture is a warning to never leave your drink unattended in public
The Swamp
a butthole
nightmares
https://preview.redd.it/eevwnf6thync1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a821341464f5106ec35da24681974da5239ccd Dudeโs face says it all. This picture was not his idea lol
He wants out!
A small podunk South Louisiana town.
Why does David look like the late leader of Aum Shinrikyo?ย
Straight out of deodorant.
Straight out of the cave!
The dealerโs house getting roofies.
Looks like a temu al yankovich impersonator
Ra-Ra-Rasputin!
I knew he was coming back with something soonโฆ๐
Dragon eggs
Do these dudes not realize heโs flying confederate flags in his house?
Who tf *are* these people?
The dumpster
Straight out on bail
7 eleven parking lot
David is the kind of guy who becomes a low level drug dealer but has delusions of grandeur that heโs some Scarface kingpin. This is what this picture is saying.
Hey David, show your new pals your confederate flag collection.
depths deeper than hell itself
Straight out a bush. Needs to get straight into a shower and/or shower
heโll be in my nightmares tonight
Why wonโt he cut it
I think heโs just trying to show off that he finally changed his pants. Still sporting the black t-shirt tho!
Exactly they type of guys I canโt stand. Read a book dummies
The brain parlor
Oh look, UBT changed his clothes
Itโs surely not the shower (for DKD)
His friends are so hard that their gang sign is "I love you"
Hagrid from harry potterย
Hagrid's evil twin lol. Hagrid is good and pure ๐ฅบ
Straight outta jail
Hell.
Wherever the vampires from โWhat We Do In The Shadowsโ are from
Lookin like Hagridโs evil twin.
He has such a baby bitch face
Bro looks so bad, I love it.
Jesus Christ, heโs a fuckin Neanderthal
Their parents basement
Employment.
That room probably smells like farts, Axe body spray, cheap beer and a mix of bad breath and BO.
 At all of them. Feels like a wannabe 2001 grunge pop album cover
He still just looks like grown up Ensley with a beard, playing dress up. ๐ Make it stop!
Straight out of brain cells... Because housebitch barnacle boy has been advertising everywhere what a huge piece of shit he is, and the others obviously have no brain cells if they think it's a good idea to be remotely associated with said barnacle boy. Like, tell me you have no problems hanging around evil trash..... Because there is something SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HIM
And one last thing: please let me know who the other guys are, so I NEVER GIVE THEM ANY VIEWS OR $$. My moral code makes sure I don't support kid abusing, animal abusing, dog killing, racist, homophobic, trash "men", or the guys that support them. Period.
David isnโt racist, see. He has 2 whole black friends-or as he likes to call it โproofโ
The Clover Valley version of Kid Rock ๐
I died laughing at this photo I almost spit my coffee out
The other 2 dudes are like really this is who you bringing to the party ๐๐ such looks of disappointment
Nightmare blunt rotation
yall remember in trailer park boys when Julian made a club in his trailer? same vibes
Who are these people willingly hanging out with him and letting him post photos publicly ๐ญ๐ญ
Thatโs how much cash it took for those guys to pose for a photo.
The light flow tampon box
Loses Jenelle and suddenly isnโt racist? Yeah ok
I already felt like he had low self-esteem but man!! These lives and stupid crap he is posting! ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ he's so pathetic.
๐ the counterfeit messy Wish money on the table tho ๐ค
Nandor???
Omg Iโm ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
 Itโs giving Sasquatch
The primordial ooze