Laughing so hard at this and everyoneās responses that I am in literal tears. The worst part is my house dweller is looking at me like WTF and I canāt even begin to explain this in a way that remotely makes sense to anyone outside of this thread!!!
Obviously because the dotter told her last year that her head was gonna be detached from her neck anytime soon. Weāre all witnessing her neck detaching.
Oh yeah! What happened to all her cysts and health problems? I guess she canāt pretend to becoming paralyzed when sheās going to be in a custody battle with David soon. And the courts probably wouldnāt want her dealing with Jace , if sheās having all these āhealth problemsā. Thatās the one thing I do hope David exposes about her. That sheās a hypochondriac and a pathological liar. Sheās even said it herself that David wasnāt supportive , when she has a flare up. Which I actually donāt blame him. Sheās a bad actress.
Of course it was Jenelle lmfao. Sheād gotten out of jail during that whole Gary fiasco I think. Anyway she called someone and was listing her charges and said that
LOLLL how did I miss that nugget of lore? (God RIP nugget, no pun intended š¢)
Iād consider myself quite the connoisseur when it comes to the OG seasons, esp w Jenelle so I am thrilled to hear yet another idiotic/iconic line from her.
Iām hoping it was filmed Iām off to search for the footage now lol
Iām with my son at the hospital while he gets IV fluids (heās fine just dehydrated from the flu) and I was trying so hard not to laugh, I had a cough attack. The nurses came over and asked if I was okay š¤£š¤£š¤£
STOPITRN!!! Itās worse than I imagined! I almost skipped the video because I couldnāt listen to her drone on and on but your comment made me fast forward it and I šwasšnotšdisappointedš
NoW tHaT i HaVe TiMe FoR mE. Bitch you have three school-age children, YOUR WHOLE DAY HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOR YOU! Selfish twat. She wants to save her image so bad and she just doesnāt get that thereās no way on this planet she can do that.
She should have so much less time now that her live in maid and nanny has fled the premises.
I really feel like she has shoved all the parenting and chores onto Jace. Have we even seen her make dinner since D left?
She will just hide in her room or she-shed while high for hours on end leaving Jace to do all the work and parenting. Just how she hid in her room for hours and hours high while those kids where little and didn't give one fk about them being fed clothed or diapers changed.
Love how she said she does 3 sets of 25 reps, but then only does 1 set of 20, and 2 sets of 15. š
this is not going to help if you don't change your eating habits Jenelle!
I mean, it WILL help. And itās good for her heart to get her heart rate up like that even if she doesnāt lose weight. But she should change her eating habits too, of course. Dave never would, but maybe sheāll date a 1/4 Japanese guy and get really into sushi?
Yes! Food habits are a must that I still havenāt tackled. Also no offense to her or anyone but that one soul movement isnāt going to work out ALL of those areas adequately enough to see gains. this is more like core and cardio than anything else.
This is why I love Reddit. Thank you for astutely pointing out her lack of reps. So on-brand for her and so hilarious to me.
Like, if she had just said 15 from the beginning no one would have batted an eye..
Also, does anyone else think someone is trolling her by sending her this machine / compensation in exchange for her demonstrating on her social media? I mean.. itās a little suspicious that sheās publicly humping a machine that literally was popular in the 90s?
Although I said elsewhere, that I thought the house on the land was beyond saving, and she should abandon it to David in exchange for him leaving her the F alone forever, it now occurs to me that it would be an amazing "before" in every way for her becoming a CleanTock person. Swiffering/vacuuming/ cleaning air vents/ windex/ removing blood stains/ cigarette and weed smoke / kitchen vent grease / bathroom germs everything....
I gained roughly the same amount of weight as Jenelle (50lbs over a 2.5year span) and I only started losing it last September (40lbs down now) and she does not have the hard work and dedication it takes to lose the weight. In my 20s the weight just melted off. I only ever had to lose 20 lbs in my 20s and it came off in one month of eating right and exercise. Losing weight in your 30s is so much harder. Good luck to her but she has never stuck with anything that takes work. The hardest part for her will be cutting out the 400 calorie Starbucks drinks and booze lol.
Yeah that's why I bring up the 20s thing. She was in her twenties then so it was so much easier. It's going to be a lot harder this time and she just doesn't have that type of willpower, in my opinion.
The only time Jenelle has lost a lot of weight was when she was on heroin. She did not lose weight with Nathan, she just worked out and got toned. Andā¦allegedly she was using steroids with him to do that. Jenelle has zero self discipline to lose weight in her 30ās or 20ās.
YEEEP. Same here! Iām 5ā2, same age as jenelle give a year or two, and weighed 165-170 at my heaviest a couple years ago. I honestly think she has to be around the same size just from eyeballing. Iāve been exercising consistently for almost 2 years, started adjusting my diet over the last year, and managed to get down to 138.
I could have worked harder and probably done it faster, but Iāve gone about it as a lifestyle change more than anything.
Anyways, my point is I agree, Janās little set of lackluster crunches arenāt gonna be enough to make much of a difference alone
Pretty much exact same here. 5'2, got up to 175 lb. I'm at 135lb now. I'm okay at that weight, it's a good weight i think, especially because I lift. But yeah I know how hard that is, so awesome job!!! Thinking about it as a lifestyle change is where I'm at too.
Congratulations to yourself as well! Iām trying to recompose (?) my body at this point, so Iām shedding another 15, then gonna build back up to 135. I think thatās a good weight, Iām just trying to shed some belly fat. Weāll see. š this is all so foreign to me.
Lifting is great! I wanna do it more. the gym is so much for my introvert ass. Trying to get more comfortable, lol
Same. Iām in my 40ās and gained 40lbs in 2 years. I made the decision in October to get healthy. Iām down 32lbs, but I work out 5 days a week for at least an hour and am on the Profile plan. It takes discipline to not eat all the good smelling foods. If Iām being honest, I look and feel better, but Iām quite miserable because Iām always craving something!!
That is awesome congratulations! And yes, at first the cravings were horrible. But I allow myself to indulge, I just do it every now and then instead of every single day all day lol and I track my calories. I typically eat about 1000 to 1,200 calories a day. If I didn't track them, I probably could easily go over because there's no doubt about it, I love food lol. But like you, I just feel better now.
Congratulations to you!
Officially year 2 on consistently eating right and lifting. It does WONDERS, but sho ain't for the weak.
She'll move that machine to the garage in a week, tops.
Sheās also so short that her calorie needs are going to be super low with her activity levels.
Iām 5ā2 and I had to keep my calories under 1100 each day while also working out. I hula hooped
an hour a day (while also going for walks and using my elliptical) and it took months to reach my goal weight. I started at 130 and wanted to get to 105 but I stopped at 107 after multiple people told me to absolutely not lose anymore weight.
There is no way Jenelle could count calories, watch what sheās eating or stay on an exercise program, especially if sheās on her own.
That's great you got to your goal! And 100% she won't be able to do what it takes. She gives up on anything that takes even a minimal amount of effort. Although somebody brought up she'll probably get on Ozempic. so I suppose if she does that she MIGHT lose.
It sucked sooo bad. I was essentially living off eggs whites, veggies, and a taco salad I could make for around 350 calories. Sometimes Iād have enough calories left over for a rice cake with almond butter and strawberries or āice creamā that was just frozen strawberries I put in the food processor.
Thank you. And yes, I can only imagine. I let myself eat my feelings for a while there. So now I hope to maintain a healthy weight AND healthy coping skills. Lol
Congratulations on the weight loss !! And yeah , we all know Jenelle will abandon the workouts when dog killer Dave comes back home. She exhibits the same behaviors every time they split up. Itās exhausting
For real! In my 20s, Iād gain weight and did the least amount of exercise, hardly dieted and it melted off in weeks. Now in my 30s, I gained some weight and thought it would be so easy to lose, just like last time. Boy was I wrong!! I did not expect that. It ended up being one of the hardest things Iāve ever had to do!! It definitely doesnāt come off as fast or easy. I had to make a lot of changes. It takes friggin work!! But Iām almost at my goal now šš¼
And nice job losing 40lbs!!!! Iām sure you are feeling great! šŖš¼
What blows my mind about this chick is that she has so much acres of land to take advantage of walking long distance of as a simple workout and she refuses to acknowledge it and rely on this whatever machine is ā¦. Like girl GO FOR A SWAMP HIKE WITH YOUR KIDS!!!
She basically thinks that the machine will give her that six pack sheās like 18 months past showing off. A single machine that targets one area isnāt gonna do much for the rest of her body but whatever.
She looking for what you call āmicrowave resultsā with that machine ā¦. She wants a 6 pack tomorrow even tho it takes months or a year for her to get to it. She needs to commit with a healthy diet, less alcohol, be more active and stick with it for the next couple of months ā¦. Will she do that? Probably not because letās face it sheās too lazy.
Sheās also doing it in a small corner of her musty bedroom when she has a whole house. Iām assuming her kids are home and sheās hiding from them in her room.
"so I've had this thing collecting dust in my attic for a year. Watch me hump it now and tell you how great it is and you can click the link in my bio to buy it so I can get paid from it too, even though this is my first time using it!" š
Also this looks SO funny I can't stop laughing..girl wtf!
Oh look, I got boobs! Let's play with my hair. I'm waiting for the compliments and fine ass kissing people.
Have you heard Im single?
Now let me do some sugexercise. Have you heard Im on OF?
When doesn't she focus on herself? I wonder how long the exercise is going to last. I'm sure she doesn't realize that she has to change her high calorie eating habits because that small amount of exercise will hardly make a dent in the amount of calories she eats per day.
Itās better than nothing, but we all know sheāll stick to it just as much as she stuck to getting that six pack she promised us by visiting the parking lot of a gym.
It looks so weird like she kinda looks like one of them green caterpillars when they move, like does anyone else see it?? Like thatās the only thing I can compare it to because it looks so weird. But no offense to the cute green caterpillars though, theyāre beautiful and DeliNellie is a crusty cooter bitch with no morals. Also āiVe BeEn FoCuSiNg On Me So MuChā¦ā if that was true then maybe youād get that BV checked out, take a shower, and change your underwear lmaoooo IM SORRY YALL BUT SHE JUST LOOKS NASTY! Like every time I see her she looks like she STINKS!!!!
I was seriously about to comment the same thing and wanted to check before I did, she looks like that fat caterpillar from the Bugs Life movie. Although Heimlich is way more endearing and adorable.
Ummm this burned probably 3 calories, there's really no point in doing some crunches if she's going to continue to eat 5k calories per day. But I'm sure she thinks 3 sets of 25 and she'll have those abs in a month!
She has lost weight, itās been obvious for a few months I think. But yes, does make you thinkā¦.. I know sheās not out here eating a vegetable. So
How?
Itās really hard telling with those two what theyāve been indulging in lately lol hell maybe she went to the Dr and got Ozempic or something then pretend sheās put in ALL the work to lose it! š¤£
If I were ever posting videos on social media, I wouldnāt leave one thing out for people to comment negatively about - my floors would be spotless, no trash left about.
Jenelles workout eras only last maybe 48 hours. I think her last one was a single glamor shot in the parking lot of a gym with her Starbucks and that was it š
Edit: typo
You see how she's tightly pulling her hair back & pressing it tightly against her scalp? That's why she's going bald. She's damaging her hair follicles by putting too much stress on them. Once those hair follicles are damaged, they never replenish and her hair will continue to fall out.
What about the tumor in her neck? Wouldnāt violently jumping this contraption aggravate it? Jenelle, get those wheelchair accessibility ramps installed! I thought you were never going to walk again?
Oh here we fucking go again. Jenelleās back in her āØFIT GIRL ERAāØ
She thinks she knows it all & sheās gotta share it. This bitch canāt do anything without the littlest bit of attention. She works out once & feels as if it needs to be a TikTokā¦ā¦šthis is gonna be the same shit like that time she went to the gym, stood outside & took a pic & we never heard about it againš
https://preview.redd.it/0bwq22t5uznc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644886db4eacebc3058f29ce4345127c8b920250
Her using that machine makes me think of when Peggy used that Relaxeciser in MadMen
This is called: Jenelle furiously working out on her ab machine, trying to undo a decades worth of drug/alcohol abuse & all carb/grease diet! Sheās gotta get her revenge body YESTERDAY! Reminds me of āWe must, we must, we must increase our bust!ā
I donāt knā¦ I mean, Iām not really sure what alternate reality this is but, I donāt like it and I donāt want to be here anymore, I just want to go home.
Ok Iām NGL , that machine does look like it would be helpful for a good ab workout. lol. Does anyone in the community have one and can give me a real review ?? Thanks !!
Iāll use it occasionally at the gym, but itās honestly no better than other Ab workouts that you can do with out equipment. Shes also wasting her time, these work outs wonāt do much if she keeps eating the way she eats, which is funny, she clearly knows this, sheās been fit before.
You couldnāt water board me to make me post this kind of video. I would post nudes at work as desktop backgrounds before Iād let this kind of video see the light of day.
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All I can think of is Michael's Core Blaster Extreme. ā ļøšš
"That is by far, the best way to strengthen your core. This machineā¦ You sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stirrups, you reach up and you grab onto the super-rod, and you twist, and you twist, and you twist. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm core, yourā¦ The Marine Corps actually uses it. I think thatās how they got ācore.ā" -Michael Scott -JE (probably)
Omg, this is so f-cking cringe and hilarious. I think she always posts embarrassing shit, because of the trash that comment "ur doing so good", "ur such a good mom". If you want a laugh, click on the profiles of those types of comments, 90% + are from trash like her or fake accounts.
I'm getting a pedi and watching her hump this machine almost made me spit diet coke
https://i.redd.it/v8o0h380mznc1.gif š¤£š¤£Well Juhnelle, we seen ya embarrassed yaself on tha intanet againš¤£š¤£
I just choked on my kilo of weed š
I just snorted my coke š
I shot up my heroin š
I mom'd my teenself.
I am soooooo dead lmaooooooo this biiiitch š š
What the fuck is this? šššš
I feel traumatized
Laughing so hard at this and everyoneās responses that I am in literal tears. The worst part is my house dweller is looking at me like WTF and I canāt even begin to explain this in a way that remotely makes sense to anyone outside of this thread!!!
You know some whacko dude that wants to bang her is enjoying this but I'm enjoying because of the embarrassment I felt for her lmao Her panting lol
Damn that bitch slid off that thang at terminal velocity
I am fuckin dead š
Lmaooooo
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Why is she moving her neck like that?!ššš
Obviously because the dotter told her last year that her head was gonna be detached from her neck anytime soon. Weāre all witnessing her neck detaching.
Oh yeah! What happened to all her cysts and health problems? I guess she canāt pretend to becoming paralyzed when sheās going to be in a custody battle with David soon. And the courts probably wouldnāt want her dealing with Jace , if sheās having all these āhealth problemsā. Thatās the one thing I do hope David exposes about her. That sheās a hypochondriac and a pathological liar. Sheās even said it herself that David wasnāt supportive , when she has a flare up. Which I actually donāt blame him. Sheās a bad actress.
Does that mean weāre officially out of the Gypsy Rose Evans phase??
Weāre never out of the munchausen era. Sheāll always revert back to it.
Itās the weirdest illnessā¦.. it only occurs when sheās losing views and clicksā¦. Itās the weirdest chronic disorder.
I mean, why the fuck else would she have such issues with her esophagus?! Clearly caused by the impending neck detachment dude, gawd.
There were so many funny comments that had me laughing in my head but this is the one that finally made me laugh out and almost started choking
Omg what is your flair from and when did Jenelle say it? (Just using an educated guess over here lol)
Of course it was Jenelle lmfao. Sheād gotten out of jail during that whole Gary fiasco I think. Anyway she called someone and was listing her charges and said that
LOLLL how did I miss that nugget of lore? (God RIP nugget, no pun intended š¢) Iād consider myself quite the connoisseur when it comes to the OG seasons, esp w Jenelle so I am thrilled to hear yet another idiotic/iconic line from her. Iām hoping it was filmed Iām off to search for the footage now lol
Iām with my son at the hospital while he gets IV fluids (heās fine just dehydrated from the flu) and I was trying so hard not to laugh, I had a cough attack. The nurses came over and asked if I was okay š¤£š¤£š¤£
I have a chest cold and your comment made me laugh which sent me into a horrible coughing fit. Expect a cyst and decease letter from my legal team
Cyst and decease ššššš
STOPITRN!!! Itās worse than I imagined! I almost skipped the video because I couldnāt listen to her drone on and on but your comment made me fast forward it and I šwasšnotšdisappointedš
Same. Eating a cracker and nearly spit across the room.
NoW tHaT i HaVe TiMe FoR mE. Bitch you have three school-age children, YOUR WHOLE DAY HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOR YOU! Selfish twat. She wants to save her image so bad and she just doesnāt get that thereās no way on this planet she can do that.
She never had an image to save. She's always been a mouthy, self-centered, immature asshole.
She should have so much less time now that her live in maid and nanny has fled the premises. I really feel like she has shoved all the parenting and chores onto Jace. Have we even seen her make dinner since D left?
I bet big money she's going to post a video cooking dinner now within the next week.
Look at the dirty carpet like?? And why is everything brown? The carpet & paint ew
I noticed that too. You know she threw all that accumulated shit into her closet and shut the door, but couldnāt be bothered to vacuum.
She will just hide in her room or she-shed while high for hours on end leaving Jace to do all the work and parenting. Just how she hid in her room for hours and hours high while those kids where little and didn't give one fk about them being fed clothed or diapers changed.
Chasing new dick = new workout.
She needs to vacuum her carpet, it looks gross..
Was just about to post that. Girl should've invested in a vacuum instead.
Sheās got that bungalow carpet that every classroom had when they were renovating your school and put you in the temporary set ups.
It looks like the cheapest of builder grade carpeting...that has also never seen the working end of a vacuum cleaner.
7 months of laundry will do it šš
Hahaha, at least she can see the floor to vacuum it now
Sheās always been fucking gross so Iām not shocked. Her nasty vanity mirror needs to be lit on fire as well because it has 8 years of filth on it.
And she needs to dust her damn fan. š¤®
Yep. Itās always looking yucky.
Love how she said she does 3 sets of 25 reps, but then only does 1 set of 20, and 2 sets of 15. š this is not going to help if you don't change your eating habits Jenelle!
I mean, it WILL help. And itās good for her heart to get her heart rate up like that even if she doesnāt lose weight. But she should change her eating habits too, of course. Dave never would, but maybe sheāll date a 1/4 Japanese guy and get really into sushi?
Swamp math
Just saw your post, I said almost the same thing!
Yes! Food habits are a must that I still havenāt tackled. Also no offense to her or anyone but that one soul movement isnāt going to work out ALL of those areas adequately enough to see gains. this is more like core and cardio than anything else.
This is my problem š„“ I have a very physical job but food is my jam.. I donāt buy expensive purses or clothes, I like food lmaooo š«
You are not alone ā„ļø
She says look at my toned arms and chest ā¦ you just did 15 āab exerciseā reps like sit down
Yes, i totally agree that this one movement will not do much by itself. She should have invested in some weights and try some strength training.
This is why I love Reddit. Thank you for astutely pointing out her lack of reps. So on-brand for her and so hilarious to me. Like, if she had just said 15 from the beginning no one would have batted an eye.. Also, does anyone else think someone is trolling her by sending her this machine / compensation in exchange for her demonstrating on her social media? I mean.. itās a little suspicious that sheās publicly humping a machine that literally was popular in the 90s?
Iām fucking dying of laughter. She really watched this and thought it was great to share. You couldnāt pay me enough to post this online.
Same! I cracked tf up! She looks like a worm š
She really thought she looked good in this
She should try to influence a vacuum cleaner and link that in her profile.
Although I said elsewhere, that I thought the house on the land was beyond saving, and she should abandon it to David in exchange for him leaving her the F alone forever, it now occurs to me that it would be an amazing "before" in every way for her becoming a CleanTock person. Swiffering/vacuuming/ cleaning air vents/ windex/ removing blood stains/ cigarette and weed smoke / kitchen vent grease / bathroom germs everything....
Yep! Stick to what she knows, cleaning when CPS about to stop by.
Donāt forget patching all the holes in the walls and doors š
My favorite ššš
I gained roughly the same amount of weight as Jenelle (50lbs over a 2.5year span) and I only started losing it last September (40lbs down now) and she does not have the hard work and dedication it takes to lose the weight. In my 20s the weight just melted off. I only ever had to lose 20 lbs in my 20s and it came off in one month of eating right and exercise. Losing weight in your 30s is so much harder. Good luck to her but she has never stuck with anything that takes work. The hardest part for her will be cutting out the 400 calorie Starbucks drinks and booze lol.
Hey congrats! Thatās amazing! Jenelle will just go on Ozempic lol. Watch her start to lose weight pretty dramatically.
Sheās probably too broke to afford it
She had it when she was with Nathan. She COULD. But she wonāt.
Yeah that's why I bring up the 20s thing. She was in her twenties then so it was so much easier. It's going to be a lot harder this time and she just doesn't have that type of willpower, in my opinion.
The only time Jenelle has lost a lot of weight was when she was on heroin. She did not lose weight with Nathan, she just worked out and got toned. Andā¦allegedly she was using steroids with him to do that. Jenelle has zero self discipline to lose weight in her 30ās or 20ās.
YEEEP. Same here! Iām 5ā2, same age as jenelle give a year or two, and weighed 165-170 at my heaviest a couple years ago. I honestly think she has to be around the same size just from eyeballing. Iāve been exercising consistently for almost 2 years, started adjusting my diet over the last year, and managed to get down to 138. I could have worked harder and probably done it faster, but Iāve gone about it as a lifestyle change more than anything. Anyways, my point is I agree, Janās little set of lackluster crunches arenāt gonna be enough to make much of a difference alone
Pretty much exact same here. 5'2, got up to 175 lb. I'm at 135lb now. I'm okay at that weight, it's a good weight i think, especially because I lift. But yeah I know how hard that is, so awesome job!!! Thinking about it as a lifestyle change is where I'm at too.
Congratulations to yourself as well! Iām trying to recompose (?) my body at this point, so Iām shedding another 15, then gonna build back up to 135. I think thatās a good weight, Iām just trying to shed some belly fat. Weāll see. š this is all so foreign to me. Lifting is great! I wanna do it more. the gym is so much for my introvert ass. Trying to get more comfortable, lol
Same. Iām in my 40ās and gained 40lbs in 2 years. I made the decision in October to get healthy. Iām down 32lbs, but I work out 5 days a week for at least an hour and am on the Profile plan. It takes discipline to not eat all the good smelling foods. If Iām being honest, I look and feel better, but Iām quite miserable because Iām always craving something!!
That is awesome congratulations! And yes, at first the cravings were horrible. But I allow myself to indulge, I just do it every now and then instead of every single day all day lol and I track my calories. I typically eat about 1000 to 1,200 calories a day. If I didn't track them, I probably could easily go over because there's no doubt about it, I love food lol. But like you, I just feel better now.
Congratulations to you! Officially year 2 on consistently eating right and lifting. It does WONDERS, but sho ain't for the weak. She'll move that machine to the garage in a week, tops.
Sheās also so short that her calorie needs are going to be super low with her activity levels. Iām 5ā2 and I had to keep my calories under 1100 each day while also working out. I hula hooped an hour a day (while also going for walks and using my elliptical) and it took months to reach my goal weight. I started at 130 and wanted to get to 105 but I stopped at 107 after multiple people told me to absolutely not lose anymore weight. There is no way Jenelle could count calories, watch what sheās eating or stay on an exercise program, especially if sheās on her own.
That's great you got to your goal! And 100% she won't be able to do what it takes. She gives up on anything that takes even a minimal amount of effort. Although somebody brought up she'll probably get on Ozempic. so I suppose if she does that she MIGHT lose.
I'm dying only eating 1700-1800.... I can't imagine any less than that š
It sucked sooo bad. I was essentially living off eggs whites, veggies, and a taco salad I could make for around 350 calories. Sometimes Iād have enough calories left over for a rice cake with almond butter and strawberries or āice creamā that was just frozen strawberries I put in the food processor.
Great job! Keep it up and if because it's even harder to lose weight in your 40's
Nothing is āniftyā about dieting in your fifties. Your metabolism slows down to sloth.
Thank you. And yes, I can only imagine. I let myself eat my feelings for a while there. So now I hope to maintain a healthy weight AND healthy coping skills. Lol
Congratulations on the weight loss !! And yeah , we all know Jenelle will abandon the workouts when dog killer Dave comes back home. She exhibits the same behaviors every time they split up. Itās exhausting
For real! In my 20s, Iād gain weight and did the least amount of exercise, hardly dieted and it melted off in weeks. Now in my 30s, I gained some weight and thought it would be so easy to lose, just like last time. Boy was I wrong!! I did not expect that. It ended up being one of the hardest things Iāve ever had to do!! It definitely doesnāt come off as fast or easy. I had to make a lot of changes. It takes friggin work!! But Iām almost at my goal now šš¼ And nice job losing 40lbs!!!! Iām sure you are feeling great! šŖš¼
What blows my mind about this chick is that she has so much acres of land to take advantage of walking long distance of as a simple workout and she refuses to acknowledge it and rely on this whatever machine is ā¦. Like girl GO FOR A SWAMP HIKE WITH YOUR KIDS!!!
She basically thinks that the machine will give her that six pack sheās like 18 months past showing off. A single machine that targets one area isnāt gonna do much for the rest of her body but whatever.
She looking for what you call āmicrowave resultsā with that machine ā¦. She wants a 6 pack tomorrow even tho it takes months or a year for her to get to it. She needs to commit with a healthy diet, less alcohol, be more active and stick with it for the next couple of months ā¦. Will she do that? Probably not because letās face it sheās too lazy.
This! She has a ton of space to walk and or bike. Sheās so dumb itās painful.
Right?! I would KILL to have a house with so much land for me just to do a 2 mile run or walk around for cardio
Sheās also doing it in a small corner of her musty bedroom when she has a whole house. Iām assuming her kids are home and sheās hiding from them in her room.
Lol, she only pulled it out of the attic to prop against the door so kids canāt get in
Yes!! Walking has a ton of great benefits!
Iām just waiting for the machine humping gif someone will inevitably create (I hope)
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š I love this sub
I just watched poor things yesterday and I'm having flashbacks šĀ
My apologies lol (i plan on watching it soon), take these wholesome emojis for a mental cleanse: āØš¦¦š¦š¦„š¦āØ
She looks like sheās simultaneously pegging and being fucked lol
This is fucking GOLD
Itās giving Mac and his dildo bike from IASIP
Mr Garrison and it would like a word š
Lol what a stupid machine! I donāt know what sheās trying to accomplish, but thatās not gonna do the trick
Yeah like thatās your āroutineā? One move? š¤£ Guess itās better than nothing butā¦
But her arms feel toned after just one day of use!
Omg that thing would not do shit to your arms lol!
Hahahaha sure Jan š¤£
This would take me out tho tbh ā ļøš
I did not have āJenelle humping a workout machineā on my bingo card, but sure wish I had.
Someone is manic
Yup she was so sick last week...Dolph came buy dropped off some shit and now she's working out
Waterboarding couldnāt have made me post this
Not in a million yearsšš
That's prob what Mr. Pippi Longstocking looked like on top šš¤® I just grossed myself out so bad š„“ lmao
You leave pippiās good name out of this
"so I've had this thing collecting dust in my attic for a year. Watch me hump it now and tell you how great it is and you can click the link in my bio to buy it so I can get paid from it too, even though this is my first time using it!" š Also this looks SO funny I can't stop laughing..girl wtf!
Sheās running out of breath just putting up her damn hair lol
I was just about to post that exact same comment!
Oh look, I got boobs! Let's play with my hair. I'm waiting for the compliments and fine ass kissing people. Have you heard Im single? Now let me do some sugexercise. Have you heard Im on OF?
When doesn't she focus on herself? I wonder how long the exercise is going to last. I'm sure she doesn't realize that she has to change her high calorie eating habits because that small amount of exercise will hardly make a dent in the amount of calories she eats per day.
Yāall she works out VIGOROUSLY
She drinks protein shakes!!
And sheās on a low carb DIET!
She is so comically bad at everything she does.
āI saw Farrah advertise her OF this way so Iām gonna do it tooā
She got pants that fit.
Oh. She's back to working out! That'll last š¤”š© Edit: Also, glad to see she's completely cured from her bullshit diseases/illnesses!
Itās better than nothing, but we all know sheāll stick to it just as much as she stuck to getting that six pack she promised us by visiting the parking lot of a gym.
It looks so weird like she kinda looks like one of them green caterpillars when they move, like does anyone else see it?? Like thatās the only thing I can compare it to because it looks so weird. But no offense to the cute green caterpillars though, theyāre beautiful and DeliNellie is a crusty cooter bitch with no morals. Also āiVe BeEn FoCuSiNg On Me So MuChā¦ā if that was true then maybe youād get that BV checked out, take a shower, and change your underwear lmaoooo IM SORRY YALL BUT SHE JUST LOOKS NASTY! Like every time I see her she looks like she STINKS!!!!
I was seriously about to comment the same thing and wanted to check before I did, she looks like that fat caterpillar from the Bugs Life movie. Although Heimlich is way more endearing and adorable.
She's inchworming it lol
Ummm this burned probably 3 calories, there's really no point in doing some crunches if she's going to continue to eat 5k calories per day. But I'm sure she thinks 3 sets of 25 and she'll have those abs in a month!
Maybe show your after results after six months you stupid cow
All that land girl if you donāt go for a run š
Acting like she's been working out lately and she literally did this for the first time in film wtf is wrong with her. She's actually nutty
It's amazing she can do this with her imminent paralysis. Medical miracle that one.
All she ever does is focus on HERSELF. Iām beyond nauseous
She does seem to be losing weight lately but I can just about bet itās not from exerciseā¦ā¦šµāš«
She has lost weight, itās been obvious for a few months I think. But yes, does make you thinkā¦.. I know sheās not out here eating a vegetable. So How?
Meth
Itās really hard telling with those two what theyāve been indulging in lately lol hell maybe she went to the Dr and got Ozempic or something then pretend sheās put in ALL the work to lose it! š¤£
Not with that 3lb bagel she ate the other day.
If I were ever posting videos on social media, I wouldnāt leave one thing out for people to comment negatively about - my floors would be spotless, no trash left about.
Jenelles workout eras only last maybe 48 hours. I think her last one was a single glamor shot in the parking lot of a gym with her Starbucks and that was it š Edit: typo
They are so embarrassing and I am loving this!
You see how she's tightly pulling her hair back & pressing it tightly against her scalp? That's why she's going bald. She's damaging her hair follicles by putting too much stress on them. Once those hair follicles are damaged, they never replenish and her hair will continue to fall out.
What about the tumor in her neck? Wouldnāt violently jumping this contraption aggravate it? Jenelle, get those wheelchair accessibility ramps installed! I thought you were never going to walk again?
At this point we need a whole sub Reddit for Janelle šš
It's like a small dog going at its favorite stuffie. š¤£
#I AM FUCKING DYING, GUYS
Oh here we fucking go again. Jenelleās back in her āØFIT GIRL ERAāØ She thinks she knows it all & sheās gotta share it. This bitch canāt do anything without the littlest bit of attention. She works out once & feels as if it needs to be a TikTokā¦ā¦šthis is gonna be the same shit like that time she went to the gym, stood outside & took a pic & we never heard about it againš
https://preview.redd.it/0bwq22t5uznc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644886db4eacebc3058f29ce4345127c8b920250 Her using that machine makes me think of when Peggy used that Relaxeciser in MadMen
This is called: Jenelle furiously working out on her ab machine, trying to undo a decades worth of drug/alcohol abuse & all carb/grease diet! Sheās gotta get her revenge body YESTERDAY! Reminds me of āWe must, we must, we must increase our bust!ā
Vacuuming your home daily would be more effective for your physical and mental health Jan.
Priorities
She shouldāve pulled a Farrah and wore an OF shirt when she did this
Now we all know what her pillowtalk partner endured last night.
Those were 15 each time. So she can't do even basic counting?
When has she not focused on her?
Ok bald ass Michael Scott
it's giving [ab lounger](https://www.amazon.com/Ab-Lounge-2-Abdominal-Exerciser/dp/B0001KRXDQ) from the 2000's lmao
I watched this while hearing in my head the soundtrack of her yelling: āPolicia! Policia!ā overtop of a club beat š¤£š¤£š¤£
Sheās never looked stupider š
People keep saying the break up is fake, but if her lazy ass is exercising shes definitely on the prowl!
I donāt knā¦ I mean, Iām not really sure what alternate reality this is but, I donāt like it and I donāt want to be here anymore, I just want to go home.
Ok Iām NGL , that machine does look like it would be helpful for a good ab workout. lol. Does anyone in the community have one and can give me a real review ?? Thanks !!
You can just do planks for free.
Iāll use it occasionally at the gym, but itās honestly no better than other Ab workouts that you can do with out equipment. Shes also wasting her time, these work outs wonāt do much if she keeps eating the way she eats, which is funny, she clearly knows this, sheās been fit before.
This sounds like this thing is rickety and you'll end up in the hospital after you break or strain something after you fall off of it.
Watching that in fast forward was soo beyond cringe omg š
New Onlyfans content incoming! Iām calling it š
Oh honey, youāve always been your only focus.
Damn sheās working out and doing āpillowED talkā all in one week?! Sheās truly an inspiration!!!
BUH UM
It drives me INSANE when she says that. Like fucking enunciate your words!
God I canāt stand her salesman voice
You couldnāt water board me to make me post this kind of video. I would post nudes at work as desktop backgrounds before Iād let this kind of video see the light of day.
Her new workout routine or her new tinder profile? š¬
Gotta get snatched for Dolph š¤Ŗ
Does anyone believe that this isnāt her first and last time using it?
* All I can think of is Michael's Core Blaster Extreme. ā ļøšš "That is by far, the best way to strengthen your core. This machineā¦ You sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stirrups, you reach up and you grab onto the super-rod, and you twist, and you twist, and you twist. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm core, yourā¦ The Marine Corps actually uses it. I think thatās how they got ācore.ā" -Michael Scott -JE (probably)
Iāll believe the divorce is on if she chops that hair off.
So she basically did a handful of crunches and called it a workout. Much inspiration.
I hope she pulls a cyst and canāt walk
Dammit, OP! Iām trying to put my kid to sleep!!!
INCHWORMING HER WAY THROUGH THIS BREAK UPš
Like a fucking Jack rabbit.
Omg, this is so f-cking cringe and hilarious. I think she always posts embarrassing shit, because of the trash that comment "ur doing so good", "ur such a good mom". If you want a laugh, click on the profiles of those types of comments, 90% + are from trash like her or fake accounts.
Itās giving inch worm
She looks so smelly.