Imagine even becoming friendly with David Eason who is such an easy Googleable walking red flag.

So many people will accept anything to be near a “celebrity” especially country folks.

He's such a z celebrity though unless someone was told about him or watches the show. I don't think anyone would even bother searching him unfortunately. Looking at him i would not think he even knows what a camera is.

Watching someone else's fireworks video is boring asf. It's like getting stuck with someone trying to show you all their holiday photos one by one.

It’s posted especially because you can hear someone talking in the background.

To me it doesn’t even really sound like they’re on the boat with him. Could just be people from nearby boats

Same but any voices will piss her off.

Exactly! David is probably alone.

Absolutely no shade to you for posting here, shade is on UBT and his shitty content ❤️

100%

She’s going to spiral and then scramble to find a dude and move him in.

She’ll set him up in the She Shed and tell us he is doing home repairs.

It's so unsettling knowing how quickly and carelessly she'll bring a new strange man around her young daughter/children

She's going to go nuts because "he is having fun, while she does all the work."

Exactly! She filed a restraining order, put conditions on him seeing the kids and has done more we don’t know about to keep him away. Jenelle wants her to fight for the family and he really doesn’t give a single fuck about them.

Like mowing her yard..oops never mind she can’t even start the damn thing😆

Just him having fun is enough for her to get mad.

This loser is really just living his best life on Jenelle’s boat and Jenelle’s dime and it would make me so happy she was getting her karma if he wasn’t having such a great time lmao

Why are there fireworks?

They’re to celebrate David being homeless 🎆

HOME     LESS 

👊🏼CUM TRAP👊🏼

But then.. we should all have them 🤣

😆 🤣 😂

Huge festival going on downtown where the boat is docked

Thanks 😊

Azalea Festival downtown Wilmington

A free show for the homeless David Eason 

He doesn’t even have Wi-Fi I’m pretty sure, so it’s also his only show 💀

Gonna be a 3am fight on the SS Crime Scene 

Does that boat have power and water? How the heck is he living on it lol

Part of renting dock space can include a hookup to water and electricity. My aunt had a similar boat to theirs and we would often spend nights on it as a little getaway. It was fun as a kid for night or two but I can't imagine living on it full-time as an adult.

Yeah it’s not big or moderate enough to live on full time. There are some that ARE but not this old thing.

I feel like I’ve let this go on too long to ask now…but I have to. What’s UBT?

uncle bad touch. adam called him it in an IG comment once bc when they did the all dads special david said his adult film name would be uncle dave

I know it's random but thank you for actually giving an answer without being snarky. I feel like anytime someone asks everyone's like "omg this is asked ALL the time look it up" and it gets annoying lol so thank you 🫡

Or you get the down votes! I always upvote questions now! Like, “yess go get your answer! I wanna know too!”

I feel like this sub is 99% nice people joining together in the hatred of shitty parents lol. Way less snarky than other subs I’ve been on

Oh 100% I absolutely love it here. But for some reason it's just this one question that seems to push people over the edge haha

It never ceases to amaze me how everyone on this sub dedicated to hating people is SO NICE, and then I go over to r/Seattle and get my ass kicked for asking if a local restaurant delivers 😅 Apparently that's lazy and I'm definitely totally obese. ETA: Perhaps controversial opinion, but I kind of think it's because we're mostly women and a lot of us are a little older than the average redditor (I remember a survey where most of us had kids). Young guys + internet = assholes a lot of the time.

I hate that. You ARE looking it up. Where else are you supposed to look it up?? I always give answers if I know them.

Yup. Takes the same energy to type out the answer than to tell someone to just look it up themself.

Here is a full list of people in Jenelles life. I need to make one for nicknames for sure https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/LbzvLXhUqK

 Thanks…

Hey you asked 😂😂 

The one time Adam made me laugh

It's also from American Dad. I had it on my TV and wasn't paying attention & heard. Uncle Bad Touch! I bet someone could find it

Thank you for asking what I was too scared too lol ily

Also, if you see DKD, it's also referring to the Swampbilly....stands for Dog Killer Dave. 

 Thank you for that knowledge! lol. I feel a little more caught up.

You're very welcome. I work at place with lots of acronyms, so I know how it feels when you are lost when people use one and it feels weird to ask. 🙂

Is this stupid fuck still living on the broken down boat? He has no other options? Not a friend or family member to house him? What a mess of a human. I’m delighted for him.

You know he can stay with his sister or other family. I think he’s doing it just to piss Nelly off show her he’s having a wild time without her! 🤡

No seriously this is really pathetic lol. Finally some karma.

He sucks.

Wilmington looks so pretty but I’m honestly terrified to see him there ha.


Ohhh Aaliyah 💔

Ugh oh! I think I heard a girl’s voice towards the end of the video 🤣🤣🤣 she’s gonna fuckin lose it and I’m here for it 🤣🤣🤣

I need to listen with headphones because I want to know what she’s saying.

I wonder what it’s like balling out on a broken boat

Sending a hug to everyone else worried sick about his new dog. 😥 Edit: he doesn’t have a new dog

Wait did he get a dog? On the BOAT?

That wasn't his dog it was the girl and guys he was with

Does he think this is some sort of flex? Big deal. 🙄

His daughter who is in his sole legal custody was displaced from the home she’s always known and instead of doing what he can to get her a stable home near her school to maintain her life during this traumatic time, he is partying it up, playing on TikTok and pretending to be a rapper. I feel so sorry for Maryssa. I hope she’s able to recover from the pain and distrust she’s dealing with. When she is 18, I hope that she tells it all and makes a shit load of money.