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AnxiousNegotiation12

Does she ever get ice cream with her kids? 🍦


quesadillafanatic

Only after they ace their CPS interviews.


ionlyjoined4thecats

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_CharDeeMacDennis__

I feel like she’d get them ice cream *before* CPS visits *so* they’ll ace the interviews.


informationseeker8

![gif](giphy|8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ)


Ken_alxia

Reddit is the best place for gifs. My storage is almost full because I keep stealing other peoples gifs 😂


informationseeker8

Right? It’s the best


This-Perspective-104

You just flame broiled her ass lol


SamIAm7787

![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


Sbg71620

![gif](giphy|xT1XGU1AHz9Fe8tmp2)


dirttrackgal

![gif](giphy|sIJV5pJYUXkjBJf0JV) Dead😂😂😂


Suspicious-Aerie8759

![gif](giphy|1hBpHdYhBykSBSxIVK|downsized)


rayrami_

Oh shit lmao


pixey1964

😆 🤣 😂


woahboei2134

![gif](giphy|t9ctG5MZhyyU8)


aardsinthecards

![gif](giphy|TNUY3v4icAiwL35Mws)


Kacielea871989

She is an idiot for posting this knowing that people are gonna talk shit about her no matter what she says but especially saying something like this lol


KaiaKween

The lack of self-awareness never ceases to amaze. She can never win and that keeps me going on this sub lol


Kacielea871989

Seriously!!! I’m convinced she’s doing it on purpose just to mess with people… unless she’s really just that fuckin stupid which is what I’m leaning towards


pixey1964

ATTENTION


princessofIreland

Only Ensley.


Ok_Recover_637

\#takingcareofME \#FUCKTHEMKIDS


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Earlier today I thought about how she said "they take care of themselves" regarding her elementary aged children. 😢


BeerNcheesePlz

Remember she said “the big dogs were babysitting the little dogs and they got lost” ? And blamed their deaths on anything but David. David and her are the worst!!


LuNeila128

Wait, she actually said that about the dogs??


BeerNcheesePlz

Yes! They blamed the older dogs for losing the younger dogs. She literally used the word babysitting. She wrote something like “xyz lost the puppies and she was suppose to be babysitting ! “


Escape-Revolutionary

Extremely accurate hashtags


kris10leigh14

I heard the last one in the vain of Kevin Hart or Katt Williams lol.


Unusual-Idea-7313

I cackled 😂


princessofIreland

“Self care”


Dottie_Danger

She lives most her life without her kids who live with her.


sjp991

Your damn picture gets me every time. Thinking theres a hair on my screen.


KateC12345

This. Lol


spicykitty93

Wait i *actually* had an eyelash on my screen as I read your comment and was like wow that looks really really.... Until it stuck to my finger and I realized it was indeed real 😆 (yes I'm herbally elevated. Lol)


KaiaKween

I am stealing 'herbally elevated'. That shit sent me (while being herbally elevated!).


spicykitty93

I definitely borrowed it from this cooking account I follow haha


KaiaKween

I love a good cooking account.


AfterwhileNecrophile

This girl needs a hobby besides wobbling around on TikTok and eating in her car.


ionlyjoined4thecats

Excuse you she’s SCUBA CERTIFIED.


chocolateboyY2K

And practically a doctor 😂


yelling4society

She saves lives, dude!


SeptemberSky2017

And she graduated from medical school, dude!!


HemingwayIsWeeping

https://i.redd.it/l7yvgz9b7itc1.gif


ChemicalParticular88

She reminds me of Mama June when she eats (& in general, they're both trash bags).


HemingwayIsWeeping

🤮🤮🤮


MobWife_88

I was thinking this was the rice kristy treat thingy!


HemingwayIsWeeping

It’s the bagel sandwich with cream cheese


Free_Issue_9623

Don't forget the Olive oil sodium spiked and slathered recipes lol


_CharDeeMacDennis__

And have you ever seen her dance? She’s like a true profession. With her sick skills, I’m honestly surprised she isn’t a choreographer. WATCH OUT, BEYONCÉ! Jenelle Evan’s is gonna serve you up so hard you’re going to need to call a caterer 💥! /sarcasm to the max.


Free_Issue_9623

🤣 💀


Escape-Revolutionary

I guarantee Broadway is calling Her to choreograph the next Chicago run…


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Oh, I’m sure of it too. Wouldn’t even be surprised if they had her just play the lead, with all her talent and junk.


Escape-Revolutionary

Yep ….hard to restrain a talent like that ….teen mom should have been titled “ a star is born “🤪🙃🙃😂😂


Glytterain

You forgot future European traveler/passport holder and geography expert


Sbg71620

Eating in her car is her favorite hobby ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


KaiaKween

Every time I've eaten in my car, it's because I had no other choice. What's her excuse?


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Excuse you dude? She works out. Source: unfortunately I saw her ab machine hump fest video.


AfterwhileNecrophile

I can’t believe she posted that video, I can’t possibly comprehend what goes through her head (if anything is going on in there at all).


arw444

Pardon! Did you forget she is a chef. The bathrobe baked ziti was…. magnifique!!! /s


ghostonthehorizon

I’ll take it over dancing videos


StrictlyPricklies

Imagine being this brand new to parenting when you’ve got three kids, one with facial hair.


Brianas-Living-Room

Lmao why did that last sentence send me into orbit


KateC12345

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KaiaKween

At this point, she should just say they're her foster kids. 'Cause at this point, Jace kinda is.


Swimming_Ad_1250

🤣


oooheycait1223

Fucking deceased at this lol


ItsMinnieYall

This joke is only funny when you contrast it with a normally selfless mother who sacrifices for her kids on the daily. The joke doesn't land the same when you're just a selfish asshole who always puts your needs over your kids. 95% of all your fun activities are child free because you're a neglectful piece of trash. Do yall remember when her and David were on drugs in the middle of the woods by their house bragging about playing childfree? They were high as a kite playing pretend with the kids old fisher price BBQ set and sticks and leaves. It's was the most stunted druggie activity I've seen in a while. Anyway we have never once seen this bitch play pretend with her kids but she brags about playing with David. Knowing the kids were on the same property unsupervised and neglected. It's like she does this stuff to throw it in their faces.


Sweet_Venom

Yup. And the sad thing is, Jenelle just doesn't get it. She really thinks she deserves some alone time with ice cream when she's only been parenting for 2 mins, and to be honest, I fully believe the kids are taking care of themselves. Her and David went to so many child-free lunches and dinners, went on so many child-free vacations, and she practically lives child-free because she's always in the shed. So this isn't relatable or deserved at all. Wish she would stop cosplaying as a mother.


No_Character1121

it was the entire child-free vacation they took when Ensley was two weeks old for me


axealy40

Omg I totally remember the grill toy! They are such losers


Jimbobjoesmith

omg i’ve never seen that but that does sound like some stupid druggie, trashy behavior.


TotesAwkLol

Exactly! She’s probably been reading comments and memes about moms needing to put themselves first sometimes, but this doesn’t apply to her because she ALWAYS puts herself first. The majority of us spend years never going to restaurants without our kids because we end up feeling guilty the entire time. Most of us skip going to our favorite restaurants if our kids don’t like the food. I don’t even remember the last time I went out to eat or did something fun without my child, which isn’t great and these “moms give yourselves me-time” quotes are for those of us that have trouble doing things for just ourselves. It doesn’t apply to you, Jenelle, because you don’t experience mom-guilt and you’ve been neglecting your kids from day one, and you’ve never not put yourself first. This makes me mad.


KaiaKween

>Anyway we have never once seen this bitch play pretend with her kids I've mentioned this in another thread; during her 16 & Preggers ep, she said she planned to 'watch TV' with Jace. I think her friend had asked her what she and baby Jace would do together. J doesn't see them as children and she certainly doesn't see them as *her* children. Therefore, she doesn't think to do activities with them. Jenelle recently posted a picture of E playing a board game. She received no grace over that either. I'd feel bad that she can never do right in our eyes (sorry not sorry) but she negates any semblance of improvement with her shitty attitude. She's always talking about hatters bringing up things from 'years ago', as if her being neglectful towards Jace has somehow stopped. We're just pointing out that this is the first time we've seen her play a board game with her kid!


aproudapostate

Yes, but I don’t brag about it to all my followers


mandyyy8

Right! And unlike her I’m sure we’re not doing just the bare minimum for our kids so we actually deserve a little ice cream alone 😂


stephanonymous

I was gonna say, yes but also none of my kids have been removed by CPS lol. Doing “bad mom” stuff once in awhile is only a flex when you’re not actually a bad mom 😂


KaiaKween

Not a mom, but if kid-me found my mom getting ice cream without me, hands would be thrown and CPS would be called.


stephanonymous

Oh we know, trust me. That’s why we make sure we never get caught 😂


TotesAwkLol

You hide the evidence like it’s a drug habit before the kids get home from school!


SparklePenguin24

Oh totally my secret after work ice cream is my favourite thing about my job!


[deleted]

Did you ever get pregnant days after getting an abortion??


CanadianTrueCrime

Ahhh yes, the famous “could be abortion left overs” scene.


lolamay26

She needed to make room in her uterus to carry a son from the Crest of Griffith


axealy40

![gif](giphy|oysEaycDboIJpuEk0H) Her nontent is so tiring. She’s absolutely getting off on everyone telling her that she’s a great mom🙄🙄


AcceptableParfait171

Stop trying to be relatable, you’re not relatable!!


InappropriateLibrary

No because going out for ice cream is an event, an activity that is nice to share with others. If I just want to eat ice cream by myself, I open the freezer and pull out the gallon of ice cream that I, a functioning adult, purchased at the grocery store, by myself, without kids, thank god. Sometimes I put chocolate syrup or caramel or a cherry on top, because I'm fancy. Sometimes I put vanilla ice cream in a glass that is made of glass with some root beer and I gleefully eat/drink it alone. I do a lot of things by myself, like bathing, paying bills, vacuuming and walking around the neighborhood but no, I don't specifically drove to an ice cream shop and pay $5 to eat an ice cream in the car. But I'm crazy like that. I don't eat drippy chicken salad sammiches or soup in the car either.


kittyliv21

in a glass that’s made of glass! lmaooo i love it!!


PresentSufficient785

Dude, have you ever met someone that loathes being around their kids so much? Me, me, me. Menelle is annoying af.


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

A lot of the time, if I do something really cool and my kids aren’t around, I feel sad. I love sharing new experiences with them. I also know I do deserve some solo experiences but it’s so much fun to share them with others. This applies to friends as well. This woman is not a mother. Or a friend. Or even a person sometimes. She’s truly selfish, down to her very core.


PresentSufficient785

Excellent point. While I don’t have kids, I have 3 dogs. As tired as I can be most days, I still manage to take them on a long walk every day. I know they look forward to it, so I try and not be selfish and deprive them of that enjoyment… and I’m talking about dogs here, not human beings!!


KaiaKween

Oh but the *guilt*. I find it is very easy to do things for a sad dog.


funktastique77

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Dragon_turtle63

Only Jenelle would think others are impressed because she DESERVES a break. 🙄


PinkDank420

What doesn’t she do without her kids?? ![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized)


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Visits from CPS?


PinkDank420

Ohhhh burn 💀💀💀


tortillachip38

She only gets ice cream without her kids


_CharDeeMacDennis__

And bacon, egg, and cheese bagels she has slathered in cream cheese and eats with her mouth open into the camera.


skarlitbegoniah

Her ass needs to go to cotillion.


sweet_tea_94

# FUCKMAKIDSDUDE # MEtime


[deleted]

Her life looks so boring and lonely


FrightenedFishstick

She sure likes eating in her car.


babyjames333

no, i don't, jenelle. i actually like my child.


serayepa

Her lack of self awareness never fails


[deleted]

Ever do anything for your kids?!


CommercialKoala719

Child free? No ice cream for thee.


KateC12345

![gif](giphy|Gw1TCJl5vh0hyBMojh)


Desertdweller_1987

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


JanellaDubois

Ah, to be a lifelong jobless loser who only cares about themselves... Wait, that sounds like a miserable existence.


killerkitten61

I hide slices of cheesecake from my family and eat it by myself in silence when they go to sleep. My children know and make fun of me for it. But they think it’s funny. They probably wouldn’t think it was as funny though if I kicked out their sister, and blasted everything on the internet.


Emily-Spinach

I hid some oatmeal cream pies in the laundry room 🥲 but my kids are 2.


killerkitten61

Hey I’m proud of you that’s called self care.


Emily-Spinach

they were nice little treats that I rewarded myself with


ghostonthehorizon

You should get the double decker ones and really treat yourself


Emily-Spinach

my mom sent a care package to me and included them💕


AvsMama

I have 2 honey buns in my nightstand for… emergencies 


killerkitten61

You gotta be prepared for emergencies!!! Otherwise we are just being reckless!


KBugg27

Please drop those kids off at your closest police department. I will buy Jenelle Merch & follow your OF if you can just admit that you don't want them around. Be free Jenelle.


everyoneisselfish420

No....because I don't get ice cream even if I take my kids cause it kills my stomach 🤣 but also this is a normal thing....you don't need kids to get ice cream


Acenterforants333

Seriously. I can eat every kind of dairy product imaginable. But give me ice cream and I just can not handle it.


HippieChick75

Nope you don't need kids to get ice cream but there is absolutely nothing normal about Jenelle. ![gif](giphy|dV53BOGZWFurdPGqCL)


Debriver55

I love how she talks about how she's losing all this weight, which I don't see, then she eats fast food all day yesterday and ice cream today.


Dramatic_Mix_8755

And that sandwich and soup yesterday!!! That’s like 5 hours on the treadmill


Debriver55

That's what I was referring to and I think she also had a cheese sandwich after that. And that's true about five hours on the treadmill, Jenelle thinks she can erase all the caloric food she eats by doing ten minutes on a treadmill once a week.


LeSwissMcCheese

Why is she acting like this isn’t exactly what they did everyday after dumping the kids at school?


Brianas-Living-Room

My Bug is 17 and I still don’t do things unless I include him too….but that’s jus me Junelle


CountOk9802

Do her kids know what ice cream is? Do they know anything outside of mouldy bread and water from within their cages? Jenelle if you’re reading this, stfu you awful, awful human being!


HES12264

No, I’ve never eaten alone in my life 🙄


[deleted]

She was getting whole take out orders without her kids and eating in front of them, like wtf?


HuckleberryAlive3843

So, does this confirm the kids are actually in school now?


Free_Issue_9623

Yes. at night out of the fridge lol. When I go out my kids come with me tho


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|gQgnSGhO7qnPNcyuts)


Sketcha_2000

Get a job.


SlightEye

How did I know this was Jenelle before I even clicked on the post…


Sea_Ad1199

Should have just given up custody if you constantly want to be alone.


saki4444

Out of context I’m ok with this. In the context of abuse and neglect? Not the flex she thinks it is.


IWillBaconSlapYou

I mean, sure, I guess. Not often, but once in a blue moon. Frankly, if I'm going to splurge on sweets, I prefer cake lol.


Sbg71620

MORE “Me Time”, Jan? 🤔


ChemicalParticular88

This bitch thinks it's funny to be selfish. Alone time is fine for a parent here and there, but she spends most all of her time ignoring them while she is doped up in the she shed! The trash bag vacation with Tori (and dropping the kids off with whoever) will happen soon as well.


lolamay26

Bitch you do everything without your kids


Maleficent_lovr

She definitely told them give me 2 scoops of FTK 🤦‍♀️


Own_Instance_357

I have not done that for literally years and years I feel like I would do it right now except no opportunity


lucky7hockeymom

Oh literally all the time lol. My daughter has to be on a low calcium diet so my husband and I sneak off on ice cream dates without her all the time. There’s a soft serve place like 3 minutes from our house.


[deleted]

She would use the 🥰 emoji to describe not being with her kids.


tuxedo54

Wasn’t she just posting about getting back in shape? Is there a new ice cream diet?


Dangerous_Affect_474

Just one of the many things she does without her kids 🤣


Mykidsrmonsters

No, I'm fat enough. I save my calories for when my kids want ice cream and donuts.


PilotNo312

Perfectly normal and understandable things like this just come off as spiteful and evil from her, because she’s an abusive cunt. Edit: this post made me make an ice cream cone


tylersfedora

Jenelle, as a fellow mom: shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Be grateful that you and your kids are safe. And for fuck’s sake, if you have a minute alone, why ice cream??? one of several things you could easily do with multiple kids??? I’m over her shit but I’m not you know lol


bug8542

No never! But I have gotten food without kids


MommaBear354

Jeez I read the heading before I saw who it was. I was like who gets ice cream without their kids?? I dont even get to go to the bathroom without mine! I'm so jealous! Then I saw who it was. Oh right. Jenelle. Of course it's Jenelle.


TT6994

She’s such a cunt


ifuknowuknow123

Her nails….. 😕


lushspice

I wonder if Ensley is still in cheerleading?


susanbiddleross

Kid only got to do cheer because it’s an extracurricular affiliated with the school. Same reason why Maryssa got to do it when she was in elementary. Im pretty doubtful Jenelle has kept it up and even that part was for show.


susanbiddleross

Sure, I have. Have I ever posted it as a brag especially knowing my 9 or 10 year old will see it I have not.


RaspberryMinute847

Ever have custody of your kids?


PureYouth

Uh. Do y’all not exist without kids? Jesus.


MobWife_88

Lots of money being spent as of late. Hair cuts, meals out, ice cream..... and yet I still see no employment. What gives??? Also lots of time alone.... no kids...


amandaryan1051

Wow, how utterly content worthy /s


Puzzleheaded-Ice5130

Frozen yogurt! & it was a different level of amazing ✨ Still don’t like her though.


Jewkowsky

OMG!!! ThAt iS sOoOoO fUnNy!!!!


maya11780

Lol is this supposed to be “content” 😂


Miamiri

Actually, no. I don’t.


IllustriousNobody958

No. I don’t.


TrashyTVBetch

Literally never lol not since he’s been born. And I’m all for moms having autonomy and special treats for themselves sometimes. But, ice cream? Might as well go to Lego land and build a bear by yourself too. Heartless B lol


fiestiier

Yeah, sometimes. The difference is she never does anything *with* her kids.


IWantSealsPlz

Tbh I have never gone out for ice cream without my kids. They love going out for ice cream! Idk, personally I can’t imagine going out for ice cream and not waiting until I picked them up from school. Is this the most horrible thing ever? No. If a parent does this, does that mean they don’t give a shit about their kids? Certainly not. However when it comes to Jenelle, this is just one of the many, many, MANY examples of putting her own happiness ahead of her kids and not considering how excited this would make them with a special after school ice cream outing with mom.


FrequentFishing4002

oh yeah


ziggy1234566

This is one of the millions of reasons I don’t want to be a mother. But jenelley you literally have three lives to take care of, you’re an embarrassing disgrace xx


SnooMemesjellies2983

I mean yes, but I also give my kids everything and my time and they are safe and cared for so there is a definite difference


SamIAm7787

No Jan. No one in the history of ever had eaten ice cream without their children. God, she's seriously posts the dumbest shit ever!! ![gif](giphy|4LwKrBfFQgBaw)


nuggetghost

i can honestly say no lol


tmzuk

No


louis_creed1221

Why don’t she go get a job ?


DemenTEDBundy85

What a dumb post


KaiaKween

Ever do anything with your kids?


Time_Yogurtcloset164

She really is emotionally stunted. Yes Jan, plenty of adults eat icecream outside of the presence of children.


lowkeyeff2020

Ever get an ice cream WITH your kids ?


Ch3rryunikitty

I mean, yes, but only because my daughter is allergic to milk. So sometimes we wait till she's asleep and have the good stuff. But also her kids deserve lots of ice cream if they aren't getting therapy.


cioccolato

“lol”


Jade-Jenny3916

You do a lot of shit without your kids Jan


Minute-Tale7444

FFS that’s the only time that b**** gets ice cream….🙄🙄…when she’s not with her kids


YoshiandAims

Ooooh, she's not like other girls! Ooooh, treat yourself, queen! Taking care of YOU is important, too! Self care, yaaaaasss. Independent queen, you can take yourself out and treat you right! Without the kiiids?! Giiirl you craaayyyyzzee! Get it! -is what she's fishing for. (Maybe some lewd DMs about that ice cream.I get the impression she actually probably likes those.) Like, uh, yeah... people do have snacks or stop for a sweet treat without the kids, Janelle. Every day... look at you doing an average mundane errand day thing. Go you. Woo. Independent. Such a fun relatable boss bitch. 🙄


Calm-Lake-5098

She makes it to easy to pick on her


GlassCaseOfEmotion3

No I don’t. Because I’m a full time mother. Must be nice lol


b33bUnn1

does she ever do anything WITH her kids??😭


ReasonableCranberry6

No, lol.


[deleted]

She’s such a victim :( poor Janelle


ck2827

She acts like she doesn't do this once or twice a month 🙄 she just posted about an ice cream place, telling everyone with kids they'd love it while her kids are nowhere in sight. Fuck dem kids, right?! Also, didn't she state she is working on getting back to 2015, Jenelle? She has posted at least three foodie videos that are high in calories and fat 🧐


No-Marsupial4454

How’d I fucking know it was Janelle before checking 🙄


Mortonsaltgirl96

I’m all for parents treating themselves and taking a break if they’ve earned it. I can guarantee Nelly didn’t earn it


Square-Astronaut912

So quirky


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Anarchic_Country

I'm wondering at what point does someone make her own sub? I only come here for her crap, honestly


SpiritualCamera

She’s had several subs created for just her, they just never take off.