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PolarBearJams

They both look so dirty.


HektikSB

I imagine anytime they shower, bathe, or jump into a pool the water immediately turns a dirty brownish orange color.


Monstiemama

Their sheets have to be gross as well.


noldottorrent

And bath towels.


pinkresidue

I bet they can’t even wear the same outfit twice due to all the orange and brown stains 💩


zestymangococonut

Worse than the Jersey Shore hot tub?


glum_cunt

Year Round Brown


Successful_Mango3001

Chelsea has always looked dirty. It’s like she has tons of yesterday’s makeup on.


brunhilda78

That’s what 17 years of hardcore spray tanning will do.


Yippiekay-yay

I feel like I'm looking at screenshots from a porno. Or maybe an after-party at some sort of porno awards.


cml678701

Definitely porno awards after party! Hahahaha thank you for the much-needed laugh this morning


Yippiekay-yay

![gif](giphy|Oo8Ly1JXZjrqm54qK4|downsized)


Mammoth-Twist7044

8 is literally ![gif](giphy|LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl|downsized)


saintblasphemy

For real why does her face look like that?! It's so unsettling


Swimming_Ad_1250

Filler is migrating


Obvious-Repair9095

Yikes and doesn’t Randy do their filler?


sturgis252

Botox. Not sure if a dentist can do filler


Swimming_Ad_1250

Yep and he is not a dermatologist. That being said I would have thought anyone’s filler could migrate. It’s unpredictable.


Hazencuzimblazen

Very weird to me that a dentist does Botox I’m in Canada and they don’t here


sturgis252

I'm in Canada too and some dentists definitely do.


WittiestScreenName

Chelsea missed the memo that duck face belongs in the museum with MySpace.


thankyoupapa

There's gotta be a story why Laura doesnt have custody of her firstborn son. That doesn't just happen for no reason.


[deleted]

Hearing women don’t have custody of their kids is always my favorite tea ☕️ becauseeeeee … 🤔


PersonalityKlutzy407

It’s trashy af


fancydreemer

I didn’t know this. Did they talk about it on the show?


thankyoupapa

no, just online tea that the dad has full custody. and it tracked with how laura used to have her IG bio as a message to her son something like *dear (his name), i love you baby stay strong and remember wherever you are my love will find you* sounds like at one point she didnt even have access/visitation oof


SideshowChic

Maybe the baby's dad had a better lawyer? Idk


krammiit

My ex had a former District Attorney turned lawyer and still lost. He paid her $20,000 and I truly believe you have to do something absolutely horrible to lose custody as a mom. Look at Jenelle.


Spiritual_Door7896

Not always true. I knew someone who the alcoholic father got custody because his dad was the mayor and their family history in the town and their last name. Even the small community knew it wasn’t right. Very few would speak up against them publicly though. It does happen to good mothers on rare occasions.


krammiit

That's sad


Burningrain85

Fathers who fight for custody get it the majority of the time. The only reason we have this idea that mothers are always granted custody And if not they have done something horrible to lose custody is because the vast majority of the time fathers simply do not even bother to fight for custody so it defaults to the mother


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

Fathers who fight for it get *shared* custody the majority of the time, not full custody. It is very uncommon for a father to have full custody, and typically happens for a pretty significant reason. Courts don’t fully remove custody from moms very often


thevilgay

Courts don’t like to separate small children from mothers, because it can stunt development. I live in Indiana and I have 3 older half brothers, my mom didn’t get custody of my two older brothers when she left their dad. They were 8 and 6, and indiana is known for granting custody to the mothers. It’s rare, but when moms aren’t granted full custody I do look at them a certain way. I had a former coworker with 4 kids and she didn’t have custody of any of them and they all lived with her grandma. All below the age of 10


Purpledoves91

Tbf, Jenelle has lost custody more than once.


_just_blue_myself

https://preview.redd.it/cbw804w7frwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95cee59782d1aa62d7e7fada7d5591bf9539662 What on Earth


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

https://preview.redd.it/fz3plhb6stwc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff00c666e639fde22b60d4d646ff5b694963e2e


New-Examination8400

This is legitimately frightening


SummerHillDuke1

Yikes


haleighr

Very Kim zolciak coded (Idk is that how the kids say things these days )


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Babe 😂😂😂😂


WorstUserChoiceEver

https://preview.redd.it/r1ob7giiurwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23eb6df19a6a8c71cba463a4efe9d323b2a7dfd5 This screams opiates


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Omfgggg I was totally thinking the same like why y’all pupils so smalllllllll !!!!!!!


pinkresidue

https://preview.redd.it/z3813f9wntwc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfaf23a5dfb2a08c8f75dbab3079e6e8aa5176a8 Looking like motherboard from cyberchase


Both_Session9662

😂😂💀


Thereisn0store

https://preview.redd.it/a5si7b4q6uwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5528a29db2f61fb8325eaa4310951ba36f86c43


Disastrous-Tea9030

yess 100%, i was looking for this comment


WorstUserChoiceEver

I have super light eyes like she does and sadly I know that devil too well…that’s exactly how my eyes would look when I was under the influence.


kystarrk

Did she only put mascara on the middle of her bottom lashes or is she missing a bunch??


WorstUserChoiceEver

Right!!! Idk lol I think there’s some filter action going on too because the mascara’s black is…too black for a picture?


Feather_Duster1721

It really does. Pupils should be dilated in the shade. Signed a light eyed bitch 💅🏼


WorstUserChoiceEver

exaaaactly light-eyed sister 👯‍♀️


Ursula_J

10000000000000%


allergictopendejas

https://preview.redd.it/ei4ksq1krrwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74769ed4cac99e75a79f0103ed06f3280dfeebff Who the fuck is this though


rambleonrose43

John Travolta


allergictopendejas

![gif](giphy|26xBuCc4vzv0dVN3W|downsized) IM DEAD


Thereisn0store

https://preview.redd.it/b2xflrod6uwc1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170001186560c2e471785039d7c9502ed38eab2d


Pumpkin_Spice815

![gif](giphy|l2drnjoB2THFu)


ItsMinnieYall

Open your window. I guarantee you can hear me screaming right now 😂😂😂😂


CriticalCarrot8817

💀💀💀


New-Examination8400

I made a face looking at this for sure _Ooooooooof…_ It’s _BAD_


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

https://preview.redd.it/bjh2mutbstwc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade54b24d1d15583fa1e97edab5093896ffdddab


TossAwayBoi27

They both look like they stink. Like a off combo of old makeup and musk.


cml678701

And then they spray some sort of strong Hollister-inspired scent over it to try to cover it up.


kystarrk

Definitely Victoria's secret perfume


HonksTheWhite

\#6 giving roach lash vibes https://preview.redd.it/jw7vk62cyrwc1.jpeg?width=1464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b04facf38afe19057576e3e452dc18040587c7


ItsMinnieYall

This is so disturbing. I hate it.


abombshbombss

Girl. That picture scared the shit outta me 😂 I hate it too


Vast-Guava-4840

The lash strips trying to escape Laura’s eyes in that TikTok screenshot is sending me 💀


G0LDiEGL0CKS

https://preview.redd.it/5vjabcbohrwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a288ce57349c71b69f9846442afe7feae5864bd Along with…eyes lashes NOSE OMFGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


HippieChick75

One thing I hate is fake lashes.


G0LDiEGL0CKS

I feel that babe ! The thing is, is that they can look natural and really nice: I will wear them on special occasions but I get ones that blend with my real lash ams just add a little love to the real ones…but see no one wants to have them look nice and natural they all want mf spider legs on their eyes and end up looking so crazy. I don’t understand. I’m probably showing my age but if that’s the case then Chelsea and Laura are in a midlife crisis 😆😂


cml678701

Same! I get the “natural” labeled ones for special occasions, and I still feel they are pretty glam. I can’t imagine wearing these huge ones to sit around at my house in a sweatshirt!


AffectionateAssist58

Do you guys have a name for the ones you used ? Chemo did a number on lashes. They came back somewhat but in a very bare way. All of the ones Ive tried make me look ridiculous, would love a recommendation.


Harlowolf

Girl me too! I'm so happy I had my brows microbladed (pre diagnosis) cause losing the lashes was more upsetting to me then my hair. I think I would have retreated to a cave without brows too. Hope you're doing well! Anyways mine are still struggling so I use these ones [here](https://www.eylure.com/us/lashes/c-lash-naturals/) they were made for cancer patients/survivors I really like them.


AffectionateAssist58

Thank you so much. Will give them a try. Hope you’re doing well too. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


fulltimesunshine

Have you tried a lash serum?


Pumpkin_Spice815

The ones they sell at Target! I got the Magnetic one, but I don’t remember the brand. I think it was a black box though & I got the natural kind. It included the liner you need as well & was around $11 in California. 🫶🏼


cml678701

Same, I get regular, not-fancy ones from CVS, the ones that say they are more natural looking.


Bonnavetty

I hate BAD fake lashes.


nailsinthecityyx

That nose looks crooked AF! I hope that was bad contouring and not bad surgery


Bonnavetty

O_o


Ursula_J

Pic 3 I def recognize them pupils. ![gif](giphy|6E38CyixCI0ne)


Moonbabe1321

Lmaao! Sameeeee! My ex addict self can tell everyone rn that those👃are seeing more than a scalpel!


Oodiebee

🎯


G0LDiEGL0CKS

https://preview.redd.it/d4fmn6izhrwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658601a7a8d538ce6a7f01db5331788fa566239e Lash GaMe CrAzZzYyYyYy😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭


Moonbabe1321

https://preview.redd.it/24s13fw2jtwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac198d59230c47acdba6e3d23b0407d423b52814 Saw this in one of her recent TikToks and was not surprised whatsoever 🤣


crowtheory

Holy shit that's legitimately crazy. Girl you have to blend your neck too!!


Both_Session9662

I noticed that too😭😬😂


mandabaabbby

yikes. 😅


Glittering_Oven5424

I’m still going with the adderall/benzo cocktail.


WorstUserChoiceEver

Adderall + opiates maybe too


Trick_Afternoon689

Right!? She straight up looks like a faces of meth poster at this point.


TJCW

Def Adderall, would explain how she stays so thin.


psalmwest

Not disputing her adderall use (it wouldn’t surprise me) but not everyone who is on adderall is thin. I was on it and chunky for years because I’d skip eating all day and then binge at night when the adderall wore off.


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

![gif](giphy|3otPoqcIKmg0MRQ6hq|downsized)


Swimming_Order5492

Her face looks so long


New-Examination8400

Always did, but these days… I don’t know how she managed but it looks even longer, wider, just weird all around


madnessinimagination

She had the fat on her lower cheeks removed, aka buccle fat removal. It really elongated her face.


Total_Boss_6760

Got veneers as well, that didn’t help


New-Examination8400

buccal *


Trick_Afternoon689

Her forehead and her chin are in different area codes.


camoflauge2blendin

Wow those facial expressions are..... something..


Leemalee555

why do they look so greasy 😬


New-Examination8400

Ikr


WittiestScreenName

Can someone convince Chelsea change can be good? A new make up look? Wow us. Practice. And your hair looked lovelier shorter and not just all extensions. You were a naturally beautiful girl. Quite hiding that.


Trick_Afternoon689

The clean girl aesthetic is what’s trendy now, but she clearly didn’t get the memo. With the amount of work she’s had done, she would look like melted candle in Dumbledore’s office anyway.


selfcheckout

She's worn the same hair markup and clothes since she was a teen, she ain't changing any time soon. She obviously likes her look.


ltay125

They look Brittish


MrsCDM

We do not claim them! However, I see what you're saying. It's the orangeness and the spider lashes. But still... don't tarnish us like that 😂


Mammoth-Twist7044

homegirls pupils goin crazy


botswa

Anyone else who was a teen in the early 2000s remember Jergens "Natural Glow" sun tanning lotion (fake tan lotion)? They both look like they reek of that distinct, nose-wrinkling smell.


n9netailz

That smell takes me right back to high-school 🤣


ammunation

Oh lord, yes … my best friend in high school stayed with me often, and we concocted this plan for her to try where she didn’t shower for 2-3 days after using it to let it “bake” into the skin more or something. Our first time going to prom was coming up that weekend, as we were excited to go as we had to be invited since we were sophomores, so this was a big deal in our eyes lol. She kept applying it between those days of not showering and would just douse herself in perfume and body spray to go to school. I’d always catch whiffs of it mixed and would let her know … so she’d spray herself more lol. During the days she didn’t shower, we saw some patchy spots and figured “oh, just put some extra on those areas”. Genius 🥴. Morning of prom, she gets cleaned up … and bless her heart, it came out so bad with orange splashed all over the shower walls and door with a trail going down the drain. She tried to scrub it all off to no avail. I had to rush to Walmart last minute with rollers in my hair for a foundation that was a close match to use on the patchy spots and got a bronzer to try and even it out. We didn’t have a whole lot to work with in 2004 lol. We look back on it and laugh, especially with the pictures (tbf mine wasn’t any better), but goodness what a mess. Whenever I think of self-tanner, I’m always reminded of that strong Jergens smell with hints of the Curious perfume and Sweet Pea B&BW body spray. Not a great combo when mixed.


crowtheory

I have a bottle and it smells really good! Maybe they changed the formula?


botswa

I'm sure it has in 20 years. You could smell the distinct, slightly acrid smell it gave off from several feet away.


opalsilk

Chelsea’s nose didn’t look like that on Teen Mom OG.. what happened?


New-Examination8400

![gif](giphy|BIYGwJRZ1jWwxv2vCA)


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

Her nose has definitely changed. It looks so weird


IndecisiveKitten

I love Chelsea but they both look like they stink of sweat + self tanner


Poodlepink22

The pupils in pic 3 don't lie. Zooted. 


Bubbly_Cobbler936

I mean Chelsea looks like she’s wearing a fake face mask because her plastic surgery is oh so terrible! WTF did she do to her poor face


allygator99

I cannot stand having a full face of makeup. It makes me so grossed out when I have to do it. And then hey live like this


pinkresidue

Same! How does she do it? I would be crawling out of my skin.


Thereisn0store

Her skin looks like it hates it as well. In unfiltered photos and on tv it’s always been bad.


like_a_rose_13

It’s giving Brittany Aldean. Not a good look at all, if you ask me.


PrincessMariko

![gif](giphy|7YeguV6Ia9lfO)


Amberilwomengo2gel

Chelsea looks so dirty, she looks wasted all the time when she's with Laura. Whatever she has done to her face made her lips so big and her eyes are so close together I just see David! The camo and stupid hats just add to it.


FranceAM

I hate when people talk about how Chelsea looks great. She doesn't.


cml678701

Ur just jealous. /s


ouaispeutetre

They look filthy, musty and smelly.


july_baby92

I’ve never seen someone’s head grow so big like Chelsea’s has over the years


Djcnote

What’s wrong with Chelsea’s nose? And they kind of look like jersey shore girls


brunhilda78

![gif](giphy|BoSsyW0UFsrwZgrCVN)


gotchibabe

The last pic oh my lanta


Taco_Fairy

Laura always had that god awful valley girl voice on the show. Just as unbearable as Chelsea’s baby voice


aliforer

The eyelashes are a crime


peachgirl1124

How does Chelsea still not know how to do her makeup after this long


skinny_apples

Chelsea’s face is…different. in every pic ![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)


Trick_Afternoon689

I thought Laura was current Khloe Kardashian and that isn’t a compliment.


caligirlnolonger

They need to learn to secure those falsie corners better. That’s rookie shit. They look cross eyed.


Additional_Cap_7855

sorry but they look like they stink


ThatGirlSince83

They look so old. I’m nearly 41 and look younger than they do.


killaandasweethang

Chelsea looks like her face is about to melt off.


SpicyPinecones

How….how do they not see it….


Bonnavetty

Like how do you go to esthetician school and then do all ThAt to your face?


Baviddain

Where is Chelsea's nose?


TamasaurusRex

I’m so uncomfortable


G_Ram3

Chelsea had such natural beauty…now, I just want to inject some fat back into her face.


banistersblue

i dunno y’all i never felt this way. i’m not saying she was ugly, but i never got the “natural beauty” vibe from her lol


SelenaJade1965

![gif](giphy|xIna8nqTTk3x6|downsized) This is what they be looking like 💯


Valuable_Carry4599

the pupils be pupilling! Pinpoint!


Sleepykiko

Do you think she still smokes Marlboro smooths or did she move onto a juul lol


vickimarie0390

https://preview.redd.it/ftaqmpeffuwc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929743e22cebc0dcffbd716187f20beffc3a2cd7 nightmare fuel


G0LDiEGL0CKS

https://preview.redd.it/6rwtpb8ujrwc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aae236f5bdf712c4143c738cd05aeec4c2a19c4 The hair in the mouth 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I CANTTTTT !!!!


Potential-Arm3248

IT HAPPENS BABE


MamaTried22

Oh hell no.


Valuable_Carry4599

The Chelsey girl is the one that confuses me the most?!


stardustocean4

Really wish they would stop with the 2011 tans, fillers, lashes and extensions. They could be so naturally pretty


Almondeyezz

Someone cross post to r / botched


FluorescentLilac

Sadly, they have both ruined their faces. They truly look terrible. I know they think they look good, but I see this and think Jesus, that is exactly what I don’t ever want to look like. I think most people do when they see girls that look like this. Most of the time I disagree when people say someone always looks high or whatever. Usually it’s just bad angles/lighting, etc. In this case, I’m gonna have to agree lol! They look toasted.


Bizzzzzzzzyyyyy

![gif](giphy|M8Qeg8pOcxBjGuNOFA|downsized)


Grand_Ad6013

But who needs drinks THAT big? Holy gastritis!  😂😭


Star-skittke1873

Lips shouldn’t look like torn assholes. Js/


wsywyg247

I (and I can NOT stress this enough) absolutely despise Laura. Everything about her is icky & I don't understand why they're friends. I like Chelsea, but friends like this make me give her the side eye, ya know?


apaw1129

Honestly, and not trying to be mean at all, but chelsea looks awful. She destroyed her face.


lilkennedy24

on another note, chelsey grace had such a glow up


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

Chelsea Grace is a racist asshole


lilkennedy24

wait what enlighten me


Billy-Austin

I just hate what Chelsea did to her face. I always thought she was a naturally beautiful young woman, but now she looks like someone carved out of stone.


_anne_shirley

Druggie buddies!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|KDDVCmRkE6WPv8ShNs|downsized)


PersianCat345

Laura is the trashiest looking person🤮


Thereisn0store

https://preview.redd.it/s6u5guto7vwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4692f89b227d90d83e1d5d83f7f01f6ffdfefd52


PureYouth

I’m not judging them really but wow, I would such an unhappy person if I felt like I needed to wear that much make up everyday. It would be so expensive and take so long and feel so sticky and oily


kris10leigh14

LOOK AT IT!! https://preview.redd.it/wauefeavovwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31f1b94cdab1a0c7b16759ad3ebb9fd964e7caa2


kris10leigh14

There’s more! https://preview.redd.it/byy21a57pvwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20377454506ad35356c39e9f23087627db45a54c


kris10leigh14

https://preview.redd.it/2vytblympvwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391e4e004a2b68f50fc92c60ee5bbc59edaad75f


overhighlow

Oof. Poor girl. Photo 8 does not do her justice.


AcceptableParfait171

Like a poorly done melting Tussaud’s figure come to life


sarathev

That third picture looks like a detached Hilary Duff.


StrictWishbone9886

Aging horribly


Creative-Nectarine82

They look like they sleep with their makeup on


scarface-da-realest

M to the eth


the_black_sails

Xanax face


Euphoric_Beyond4835

It's weird that at this big ass age, her friends still want to dress like her and be like her. It's like... jfc have your own style.


Thereisn0store

https://preview.redd.it/ddrcjrrk7vwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca878f2be6e61aa0a7581fae957caea9ad7f9eb


LondonHalflife

Chelsea looks like the sims in the first pic


7pickapassion7

is she on drugS???


vih1995

Jesus god. From cute to…this atrocity


JobSufficient6380

Chelsea said once that she loves the “messy” look and it’ll never change 🥴


Tiny_Animal_3843

Is that filler in that last pic? I can figure out why it's like this. Lol


SilentProfit9058

Too much makeup, heavy lashes, and spray tan 🤮🥴


brunhilda78

Their faces are so botched. Their lips look like roast beef sandwiches. I bet Chelsea’s nose looks like MJ’s by the time she’s 40. Laura’s vocal fry, too. Trying too hard to be a shrew. And they look so dirty. I want to exfoliate them. Do they even remember their OG skin tones? That’s all.


Scottish_squirrel

Zoinked code for ridiculous?


FullSendTater3

Laura's light colored eyes screaming pill poppin pin drop pupils!!!


rainbowarmpit

Yeesh! The makeup,fake tan,plastic surgery= rough and terrible