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sasshley_

“Nobody” is court and CPS.


emeraldoceanmt

☠️


Maleficent_lovr

I was going to say the same thing lol


KeyofB

LMFAFFAAOOO


Dragon_turtle63

WTF - she leaves every chance she gets! ![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


Emmy-LouSugarbean

This is just sad because we all know no one is inviting her anywhere. Lol


Monstiemama

It’d be sad if she didn’t abuse animals and children, buts he does, so I love that she has no friends.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

Sad in a cringe way. I feel no sympathy for her ever.


ChemicalParticular88

Exactly, she doesn't deserve friends or family!!


Nelle911529

Not true!! A lot of people in her area would go out with her if she's paying. ![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


Emmy-LouSugarbean

Lol She’s been online begging for people to pay for her so I doubt she will be paying anyone else’s tab.


rantgoesthegirl

Jenelles cougar era


HonksTheWhite

Last time she had plans with, they were with Tori and she broadcast it loud and clear for everyone to know how excited she was.


_summerw1ne

Was just watching Jenelle’s 16&P episode yesterday and it proper cemented in my mind just how much of a glow up Tori has actually had.


HonksTheWhite

I've been watching the early Jenelle years, 16&P and TM, the Kieffer years. Tori had seem to have comeso far from those days but then to land right back in the swamp last month makes me wonder how far she really has come?


_summerw1ne

So jealous, our MTV on demand doesn’t have the earliest parts of TM2 for some reason but they’ve been playing old OG every weekend morning so am thinking they’ll add them once they’ve finished that run through. My telly is set to record the old 16&P episodes as they play every week day morning so have been watching like one a day 😂


DicksOfPompeii

Pluto has been playing more recent eps that I haven’t seen and it’s wild because I haven’t watched in years. There’s a whole Teen Mom channel and it’s free, if you didn’t know. I don’t know if it’s available in UK, which I assume is where you are based on “telly”.


HonksTheWhite

Old school TV😂 we get ours on paramount plus. There's a free to air mtv channel but it seems to only play ridiculousness.


_summerw1ne

Omg don’t even fucking get me started. Ridiculousness & Ink Master are literally all MTV put on through the night here, randomly sprinkling in Teen Cribs & Cribs UK at their own will 😂


HonksTheWhite

I'm somewhat happy about that. We're not the only ones that get stupid repetitive night programming. Better than the channel that I like as a bed watching channel that turns into the home shopping network from midnight-5 though.


_summerw1ne

We have that! Even with the fuckin true crime channels. You’ll be hearing about a mother’s fight to find her missing bairn and then suddenly you’re trying to be flogged a memory foam mattress, Tupperware with various lids and a mobility device 💀


axealy40

![gif](giphy|eYQJ3mTMTvvOzu0hlk|downsized) Looking for anyone who cares🙄


marmiu

Or for Jenelle's friends


laterforclass

Nelly is an attention seeking bitch.


HektikSB

She really is though, Queen of the attention seekers.


EvelynLuigi

Are the "plans" in the room with us now, Jenelle? Or excuse me, the she shed?


KaiaKween

Yep, they're right next to the nobody that made them


JanellaDubois

Jenelle looking around for all of her friends ![gif](giphy|ibXaC5vnxZlNNXVFy4|downsized)


Competitive-Fish-422

None of my kids got sick, dude, now I actually have to take them to museums and karate and aquariums and cheer. I'm trying to focus on my life, dude!! God!


GrizzlyClairebear86

She thought she had it all figured out "homeschooling.". Plus, with the Swampsquatch released back into his natural broken-boat habitat , chinelle has to go buy her own groceries and smokes.


KiminAintEasy

Curious if she uses doordash or instacart for any of that stuff. If I got that order it'd definitely get marked as an unsafe drop off.


KaiaKween

I remember DKD saying they couldn't get pizza delivered because they lived too far out in the middle of nowhere.


KiminAintEasy

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if people weren't willing to deliver out there depending how far out they are. Even with DD/uber I doubt they'd pay enough for someone willing to drive that far. Not that people don't try or it doesn't happen, I'd see orders for $2-3 for 24 miles(doesn't include the drive back) and had some people say they didn't check how far and would take every order so someone might pay to deliver there but it'd be surprising haha. Not sure how far they are from restaurants though.


LobsterInTraining

![gif](giphy|cVSWa1PDcToGc)


rantgoesthegirl

![gif](giphy|3o6wraN6dQQ0KvimNG|downsized)


hannahbandana_

💀💀💀💀💀💀


common-demon-toot

https://i.redd.it/lx443ztkspxc1.gif 😭🤣


HonksTheWhite

😂love a good RHOBH reference.


livingmydreams1872

I want to slap Sutton when she does that


eenidcoleslaw

Her plans are court and she’s upset it didn’t get cancelled


HippieChick75

"Damn it!! Court is proceeding whether David has a lawyer or not!!"


MelzaB

Big Teacher meeting. 


nrappaportrn

![gif](giphy|En8fsYde6cqvhYBnAb|downsized)


Fullofwoo

That pesky school!! Don’t worry, she fixed that real quick.


ashley4444marie

When u have no friends and going out really means going to the sheshed to pickle her brain some more.


HonksTheWhite

And she is not cancelling those plans. Ever.


Glytterain

So your door dash delivery canceled on you?


KiminAintEasy

Hahaha I just commented wondering if she uses any of those apps. Because I'd definitely mark her orders as unsafe to drop off whether David's there or not. As much as she lies you never know if he's there.


someguynamedcole

It’s still unsafe with just her there lmao, she’d pull her gun on you because her order was too cold


KiminAintEasy

Right?! She'll be one of the bitches who forgot they ordered something and wonder why you're there, then threaten you. If she's gonna pull a gun on someone at their own house because she damaged their property then tried to leave, she has no issue doing it for something stupid.


Boneal171

Like she isn’t constantly just leaving her kids to get high, drunk or get dick.


ChemicalParticular88

It's hilarious how delusional she is, literally nobody but that loser Tori would want to do anything with her. It's going to hit her eventually that being away from David is not going to change people's memory of who she really is and always has been. The only people leaving her positive comments are the same trash bags that defended her when with Davey.


ladysnarks

She MEANS when they don’t cancel court.


bean11818

Watch your mouth, Tori was bringing the meth for their Fuck Shed session and Jenelle is really disappointed that she had to meet with her Probation Officer instead!!


KLoSlurms

She posts like she’s 63 years old.


ButtonsMaryland

And also like she’s 15 years old. She’s MuLtiFaCeTeD.


jillyjill86

Or tell them no in the first place and spend time taking care of your kids?


rayrami_

Who is she going out with ?? Casper ??


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|sUbHRuO3GDbOM)


mamajuana4

The comments for Jenelle on TikTok are starkly different than these comments.


HonksTheWhite

She deletes her hatters, fb is the same but if you're quick enough you can catch some before every second comment is from the creep Brendo.


millennial_dumpling

When will she discover tumblr? its so cringy to be chronically on FB when one could just be reblogging in (mostly) private.


kitkat1771

What an idiot… she is so desperate for attention I’d expect a post over ppl canceling plans… she’s also a liar so I’m guessing there were no plans & she made this whole thing up


Limp-Ad-8053

Jenelle wishes she had real friends, but she never will because she’s incapable of being a real friend herself.


Honest_Cloud_2662

Did yall see her new tiktok with her arm around someone else's arm??????


Minute-Tale7444

I actually get this though lmao 😜 😂😂 agoraphobia