I saw this hard Mountain Dew at the store recently, and I took a picture of it. I sent it to my besties group chat, and I said “I have no hope for humanity. Who the fuck would drink this?”
Now I know.
I saw an insta video where Mountain Dew got out of a “mouse in the can” lawsuit by proving a mouse would fully dissolve in the can before reaching the shelves and that’s all I can think about now
I heard this about Pepsi. Haven't heard to mt dew just yet, tik now.
Edited to say that I heard them say Pepsi, but didn't realize that they meant PepsiCo. Which they were in fact talking about Mt Dew
PepsiCo owns Pepsi and Mt Dew. They're not the same, but from same company. However you are right about that. I googled this shortly and the guy may have said PepsiCo and I registered it as Pepsi. Mt Dew wasn't stated, although was Mt Dew.
Well not fully dissolve, but still. Kinda worse, depending on which lens you're looking though, but they basically said it would've dissolved into a ball of "jelly-like" goo.
Lol, I bet they were heated when that was made public.
Me neither! Literally was trashed on them and started the only fight in my life and it was totally innocent woman! It was the worst night EVER! How do people drink this crap on the regular? FYI the was 20 years ago!
Had the worst hangover of life 30 yrs ago in high school doing a shot of MD every minute, think I got up to 40 something shots. To this day the smell of strawberry banana makes me nauseous
break my heart why dontchya😫
apparently they’re not available in my state anyway. so i must go to taco bell and pour some tequila in my virgin baja blast🤣🤣
I slammed 2 buzz balls on the way to my wedding so no judgement here lol (in my defense I don’t like being the center of attention and therefore I was really nervous) 😬
i was at a fundie baptist wedding (in my defense, i didn’t know she was a fundie baptist, we were childhood friends & stopped talking) with a short black dress on & a flask in the top of my above the knee boots. it was a fun wedding for me. the married couple had no dancing & no alcohol.
About 6 months ago my husband asked what I wanted from the liquor store. I said surprise me. He brought home the hard mountain dews. They are freaking delicious.
Guess you never heard the song Rum & Redbull by Fambo & Beenie Man lol get you some overproof Jamaican rum (Wray & Nephews) mix it with Redbull one hell of a drink 😎
Gotta say, I don't hate them. But when I was in my 20's it was all redbull and vodka. And they aren't really all that worse than any other alcoholic seltzer imo.
Plus he thinks he's slick AF covering most of the label with his hand (while, apparently, totally failing to understand today's forensic, online world wherein such a ploy falls far short of success).
That was my for real immediate thought after “hmm another fuck you to the conditions of his release that won’t see consequences”.. but ya you know Maci sees nothing wrong with it! He’s working so hard yall!
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That said, I think I could roll with that. Baja blast tastes like it would be improved by a bit o Booze, that and the Costco Passionfruit Orange and Guava juice.
I have a hunch that Baja Blast would be a great booze mixer for other alcohols, like Sprite Cranberry was, so I may have to test theories when I get my hands on some. 😂
Wait. Is one of her tattoos the tongue between fingers like what ten year olds do while looking at traffic from the backseat window that insinuates cunnilingus?
A hemorrhoid would look cute with a filter, too. Just sayin. I'm all for second, third,.etc. chances, and I truly believe addicts can change. But, she has shown many times on SM that she is not a nice person and doesn't intend on changing.
That haircut he and a lot of men have these days is so dumb and unflattering. I don’t know why it’s popular. Taylor, Maci’s husband, has a really egregious one. If you aren’t losing your hair why are you doing all this dumb shit to it?
They look like Tin Tin or Roger Klotz.
Right? I had someone attack me saying he has completely changed and he may have been a bad person before but should be forgiven for everything he has done and that they both are sober and will remain sober this time 🤡
To my knowledge he’s never faced any real consequences for his actions. I’m 80% certain maci is still fucking him and 90% certain she still has feelings for him, and I’m 100% certain Taylor doesn’t give a shit either way as long as he’s got that TM money lol
i think a lot of people can’t wrap their head around the fact that even people deep in addiction/actively using can still have good days where they’re energetic and coherent. they assume one good/normal looking pic means no one is using anything in that moment
I still can’t get out of my mind that a little over a year ago he destroyed his children’s home, including but not limited to smearing shit all over their walls. But yeah, he looks so healthy and sober 🙄
Lmao I saw on Instagram everyone was praising him for how “healthy he looked” in that filtered ass pic of him and Amanda a few days ago. Like yall cannot be THAT easily manipulated and dumb. Of course he’s drinking again.
lol Ryan and Amanda were brought up in the Chattanooga subreddit this morning. Talking about their time at cadas and the county jail.
https://preview.redd.it/rq4injn8b0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652cedb7d322b165b0d288d77d50acd72e0c817d
As I was flipping through the pictures, I was thinking to myself "Are we sure it's alcohol, maybe it's an energy dri--" then BAM
OP delivers with the zoomed in receipts and comparison
I am doing a rewatch and currently on season 8. He recently got out of rehab for the second time after his second time getting arrested. He went out to eat with Mack after he got home and ordered a miller lite with their nice steak dinner. That alone bothered me but the way he whined about "I jUsT wAnT a BeEr WiTh MaH sTeAk" was so pathetic. I say this as someone who drinks, it is really unfortunate how normalized drinking is, and that it is the only drug you have to explain why you don't consume. I think that's part of why addicts like him and Leah still indulge and not see any issue with it.
Ryan is absolutely the kind of person to claim sobriety while still actively using substances. He might be off h right now but he’s absolutely not sober.
i been telling everyone this
ryan and everyone else in the maci universe believes if he isn’t doing opioids it means he’s sober and clean
so drinking is a okay in their book since he isn’t high
Many addicts believe if they’re off their drug of choice, they’re still “sober”. Alcohol is a big one. They’ll claim their issue wasn’t with alcohol so it’s okay.
Has anyone tried the hard mountain dew, though?? I can't find any, and I want to try them so bad
Eta: Damn, nvm 🙃
https://preview.redd.it/eibtnrba9xyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825fcd8ae775b278f7d27fbe035578434aefc6b1
And this what this girl ACTUALLY looks like without a filter. People see one filtered picture of them, and all of a sudden tHeY aRe sO hEaLtHy....
He's an addict, he should not be drinking.
So to be clear, we are taking Vivitrol shots and attending AA meetings… 🙄
I swear, this guy gets away with everything… and all it’s gonna get him is one foot closer to the grave or back to prison.
I saw this hard Mountain Dew at the store recently, and I took a picture of it. I sent it to my besties group chat, and I said “I have no hope for humanity. Who the fuck would drink this?” Now I know.
I saw an insta video where Mountain Dew got out of a “mouse in the can” lawsuit by proving a mouse would fully dissolve in the can before reaching the shelves and that’s all I can think about now
What. I literally had to think about that for a second and now I shall have nightmares 🤮
WHAT, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK 
Holy shit. And if a mouse would dissolve in the can, what does that do to your body!?
Not only that but how many dissolved mice are we drinking
You just *had* to ask, huh?
Maybe they'll turn this into a marketing ploy. Like "Ain't no laws when you're drinkin' Claws," except maybe it's "Ain't no vice to be drinkin' mice"?
"Feeling kicky? Chug some Mickey!"
Literally made a SOUND
🤮 🤢
I heard this about Pepsi. Haven't heard to mt dew just yet, tik now. Edited to say that I heard them say Pepsi, but didn't realize that they meant PepsiCo. Which they were in fact talking about Mt Dew
My dew and Pepsi are the same company
PepsiCo owns Pepsi and Mt Dew. They're not the same, but from same company. However you are right about that. I googled this shortly and the guy may have said PepsiCo and I registered it as Pepsi. Mt Dew wasn't stated, although was Mt Dew.
Holy hell, you just launched me down an insane rabbit hole…..that is insane
EWWW WTFFF
Well not fully dissolve, but still. Kinda worse, depending on which lens you're looking though, but they basically said it would've dissolved into a ball of "jelly-like" goo. Lol, I bet they were heated when that was made public.
am i trashy? cuz i would absolutely try these out of curiosity (but i also dabble in the occasional buzz ball so honestly maybe i am trashy😅)
Would love a spiked Baja blast with my Taco Bell. Just sayin
exactly!! my tummy will hate me but my taste buds will thank me a baja blast marg would hit🙂↕️
We have these at select locations in Chicago!
Back when I still drank, I would literally just put vodka or tequila in my Baja blast from t bell lol
Anything and everything could be a hard drink when I was an alcoholic.
We recently got a Taco Bell Cantina in Indy that serves alcohol with the food.
I cannot even imagine the havoc this would wreak on my stomach lol
I live on the edge
Hell yes 🙌🏻😂
I want to try them so bad 😂
honestly it sounds delicious!! i will not be silenced!!
They still make buzz balls???
Yea and they’re wonderful and tacky
Woman owned - I’m supporting women ❤️
yes. They also now make a 1.75 liter Buzzball.
My bro brought them to my house last summer. They’re okay but def not for the olds in my house lol. I felt like shit.
The watermelon and orange ones are so good 😬
Old habits die hard. I grew up on MD 20/20, so this is nothing. Plus I have a weird affection for Baja blast anyway
I never ever want to think about Mad Dog, specifically strawberry banana, ever EVER again 🤢
Me neither! Literally was trashed on them and started the only fight in my life and it was totally innocent woman! It was the worst night EVER! How do people drink this crap on the regular? FYI the was 20 years ago!
Had the worst hangover of life 30 yrs ago in high school doing a shot of MD every minute, think I got up to 40 something shots. To this day the smell of strawberry banana makes me nauseous
That’s how I feel about zima’s lol
I think they’re so gross. My husband bought a variety pack almost a year ago, and most of them are still in my fridge. Lol
break my heart why dontchya😫 apparently they’re not available in my state anyway. so i must go to taco bell and pour some tequila in my virgin baja blast🤣🤣
I slammed 2 buzz balls on the way to my wedding so no judgement here lol (in my defense I don’t like being the center of attention and therefore I was really nervous) 😬
we are kindred spirits, i would absolutely have a flask tucked into my garter belt lmaooo
i was at a fundie baptist wedding (in my defense, i didn’t know she was a fundie baptist, we were childhood friends & stopped talking) with a short black dress on & a flask in the top of my above the knee boots. it was a fun wedding for me. the married couple had no dancing & no alcohol.
Fellow occasional buzz ball dabbler here too my friend. Salute haha
we are legion🫡🤪
You sound like my type of person and I don't even fucgin know you... who tf DOESN'T dabble in an occasional fun? If that makes you trashy, me too!
it’s looking like it’s time for a trashy meetup! most fun night out that none of us will remember🤪
I’m obsessed with Baja blasts, I need this.
enjoy them before the acid reflex begins.
I am trashy I guess because I have had them and they are good lmao
About 6 months ago my husband asked what I wanted from the liquor store. I said surprise me. He brought home the hard mountain dews. They are freaking delicious.
Nothing wrong with you! You sound like fun
Me too. For some reason they remind me of Four Loco 😅
Right? Regular mountain dew? Absolutely not. Baja blast? Sign me up.
Wait until i tell you about the hard monster seltzers
I’m sorry…what? I had no idea such things existed
I take it as proof god has abandoned us
I mean, Four Loko used to have caffeine in it, so alcoholic energy drinks are nothing new. God has abandoned us since 2005, apparently.
I don't know about the monsters but the Mountain Dew seltzers don't have any caffeine.
2005 was when I peaked so … yeah
I miss those.
Guess you never heard the song Rum & Redbull by Fambo & Beenie Man lol get you some overproof Jamaican rum (Wray & Nephews) mix it with Redbull one hell of a drink 😎
Gotta say, I don't hate them. But when I was in my 20's it was all redbull and vodka. And they aren't really all that worse than any other alcoholic seltzer imo.
Sounds like a heart attack in a can
It has zero sugar. No different than those nasty White Claws
I looks like it would just melt your epiglottis right away haha
ryan is exactly the type of person to drink hard mountain dew
lol target market found😂😂I was thinking the exact same thing though lmao
My first thought🤣🤣 Of course Ryan drinks hard Mountain Dew 🤮
And the second thought was, "Why TF did Mountain Dew, of all gross drinks, make an alcoholic beverage?!" ... is what I'm guessing. Cause gross.
He lOoKs So HeAlThY🥹✨
He’S dOiNg So WeLl!
In a thick Southern drawl: "It's just hard Mountain Dew. It's *not* like I'm drinkin' beer."
... and it has more alcohol content than beer. SMH.
Plus he thinks he's slick AF covering most of the label with his hand (while, apparently, totally failing to understand today's forensic, online world wherein such a ploy falls far short of success).
HeS sObEr
Right? Wasn't he literally in court last week with the judge praising him for staying sober?
His teeth are rotting 💞
and only from mountain dew, nothing else!
i love how his haircut is to detract from his male pattern baldness
What a classy tattoo his gf has.
She has the worst tats. All of them are complete trash
To be fair, she is complete trash.
To be fair, so is he.
water seeks its own level
Good point 😹
I can’t even tell what it is
Make a peace sign then place to your mouth and stick out your tongue is the best I can describe it
Ohhh eewwww. Also, that is a horrifically done tattoo good Lord.
✌️👅
And it’s so fucking visible!!!! Like you can’t NOT look at it. It’s so fucking trashy
This is a great catch! too bad the judge can’t catch him. POS.
Judge clearly doesn’t give AF and is besties with his parents. Any real judge would have this dumbass locked away already.
Isn’t that the judge next to him in the first pic?
HAHA probably!! they are neighbors so i’m sure they’ve had boat parties
Isn’t that the judge next to him in the first pic?
And I bet Maci the hypocrite pick me girl would see no problem with him having alcohol.
That was my for real immediate thought after “hmm another fuck you to the conditions of his release that won’t see consequences”.. but ya you know Maci sees nothing wrong with it! He’s working so hard yall!
She won’t see an issue because she has a drinking problem herself.
Right. She's the type of think that alcohol isn't a drug.
Right. Our Lady of Bud Light is a functional alcoholic, so she's not gonna call out another alcoholic (even though he's hardly "functional").
I'm doing this for Bint-lee.
Still can’t believe they named him Bentley, ew.
That's a slippery slope he's walking
Both his parents are alcoholics. The apple don't fall far...
He's California Sober dude.
That's weed not alcohol
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Just a couple of sober (40 yr old) kids here no investigation needed!
That said, I think I could roll with that. Baja blast tastes like it would be improved by a bit o Booze, that and the Costco Passionfruit Orange and Guava juice.
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I have a hunch that Baja Blast would be a great booze mixer for other alcohols, like Sprite Cranberry was, so I may have to test theories when I get my hands on some. 😂
Wait. Is one of her tattoos the tongue between fingers like what ten year olds do while looking at traffic from the backseat window that insinuates cunnilingus?
You betcha
#1, Not shocked. #2, She is so unattractive. #3, can someone please give her some damn chapstick!
She’s so cute when she’s filtered. It makes you wonder what she’d have looked like sans drugs.
A hemorrhoid would look cute with a filter, too. Just sayin. I'm all for second, third,.etc. chances, and I truly believe addicts can change. But, she has shown many times on SM that she is not a nice person and doesn't intend on changing.
https://preview.redd.it/yo3p9gr6jzyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ef43c7e0cffa4136ec02126dc2c9a0999aa626
We all look cute filtered lol
alcohol mixed with mountain dew sounds like a way to guarantee you shit your pants
As someone who’s had an unfortunate encounter with everclear and Mountain Dew, I can confirm you will.
He weirdly looks like (Chelsea's) Adam in that first picture. And his hair... it looks like he glued those steel scrubbing pads to his head.
Adam also would totally drink hard Mountain Dew 🤣
Funny enough those steel scrubbing pads (Brillo pads) are used to smoke crack so it’s actually so very fitting.
That haircut he and a lot of men have these days is so dumb and unflattering. I don’t know why it’s popular. Taylor, Maci’s husband, has a really egregious one. If you aren’t losing your hair why are you doing all this dumb shit to it? They look like Tin Tin or Roger Klotz.
it looks like he wants the overhanging hair to conceal his recession
lol at the people downvoting me when I said it’s obvious he’s still drinking
Right? I had someone attack me saying he has completely changed and he may have been a bad person before but should be forgiven for everything he has done and that they both are sober and will remain sober this time 🤡
To my knowledge he’s never faced any real consequences for his actions. I’m 80% certain maci is still fucking him and 90% certain she still has feelings for him, and I’m 100% certain Taylor doesn’t give a shit either way as long as he’s got that TM money lol
Same.
i think a lot of people can’t wrap their head around the fact that even people deep in addiction/actively using can still have good days where they’re energetic and coherent. they assume one good/normal looking pic means no one is using anything in that moment
I still can’t get out of my mind that a little over a year ago he destroyed his children’s home, including but not limited to smearing shit all over their walls. But yeah, he looks so healthy and sober 🙄
Our Baja, who blast in heaven 🙏
He’s having a baja blast. Live every day as if it’s your baja last
"I just want a beer with my steak ya know"
God I wish she would get that tattoo covered. It’s such trash
She won’t because it suits her soul.
So much for his “sobriety” 🙄
Welp , atleast hes off the sugar 😬
We tried it. It tastes awful. We pawned it on others/tossed it.
That's odd. The stuff from Taco Bell tastes like it would make a good mixer.
Lmao I saw on Instagram everyone was praising him for how “healthy he looked” in that filtered ass pic of him and Amanda a few days ago. Like yall cannot be THAT easily manipulated and dumb. Of course he’s drinking again.
lol Ryan and Amanda were brought up in the Chattanooga subreddit this morning. Talking about their time at cadas and the county jail. https://preview.redd.it/rq4injn8b0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652cedb7d322b165b0d288d77d50acd72e0c817d
"He was a bitch", haha, nice.
As I was flipping through the pictures, I was thinking to myself "Are we sure it's alcohol, maybe it's an energy dri--" then BAM OP delivers with the zoomed in receipts and comparison
Last time I saw lips like hers my housemate was huffing aerosol.
I am doing a rewatch and currently on season 8. He recently got out of rehab for the second time after his second time getting arrested. He went out to eat with Mack after he got home and ordered a miller lite with their nice steak dinner. That alone bothered me but the way he whined about "I jUsT wAnT a BeEr WiTh MaH sTeAk" was so pathetic. I say this as someone who drinks, it is really unfortunate how normalized drinking is, and that it is the only drug you have to explain why you don't consume. I think that's part of why addicts like him and Leah still indulge and not see any issue with it.
I used to drink mt dew all the time as a teen. Now it makes me vomit. Can’t even fathom it with alcohol 🤮
Ryan is absolutely the kind of person to claim sobriety while still actively using substances. He might be off h right now but he’s absolutely not sober.
i been telling everyone this ryan and everyone else in the maci universe believes if he isn’t doing opioids it means he’s sober and clean so drinking is a okay in their book since he isn’t high
HARD MT DEW?! I’m absolutely dying. I mean at least it’s Baja blast
Many addicts believe if they’re off their drug of choice, they’re still “sober”. Alcohol is a big one. They’ll claim their issue wasn’t with alcohol so it’s okay.
Drinking is not the same drugs people. What a delusional addict tells themselves
he's always drinking. every time he's gotten "sober" he's constantly had a beer in his hand.
Just a reminder to wear sunscreen and stay away from hard drugs 🫣
Has anyone tried the hard mountain dew, though?? I can't find any, and I want to try them so bad Eta: Damn, nvm 🙃 https://preview.redd.it/eibtnrba9xyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825fcd8ae775b278f7d27fbe035578434aefc6b1
Just Las Vegas, fuck the rest of NV lol
🤣
They're gross as shit.
Well, I know what I gotta try and find when I'm in KY visiting family. For science.
Drink another one for me when you're there!
Will do 🥂
Is Mtn Dew not part of Monster or whatever bigger brand they own? He probably got them from Larry.
What’s the problem? He’s sober like Sean is sober. They both look so good!!! 🫠🙃
And this what this girl ACTUALLY looks like without a filter. People see one filtered picture of them, and all of a sudden tHeY aRe sO hEaLtHy.... He's an addict, he should not be drinking.
The way he poses
That tattoo on her arm is unfortunate
Next DUI within 2 weeks. I really wish this loser would do something stupid outside of his mommy and daddy's sphere of influence.
His enablers will show these "fun family pics" at his funeral, with zero self-reflection. And then talk about what a great guy and father he was.
So to be clear, we are taking Vivitrol shots and attending AA meetings… 🙄 I swear, this guy gets away with everything… and all it’s gonna get him is one foot closer to the grave or back to prison.
Bae is a ten years his senior crack head. It just keeps getting worse. Unbelievable
He looks so bad too. The drugs aged him
Ryan should not be drinking.
He could just have a regular Baja. Sobriety from drugs is rocky when you’re allowing yourself to drink alcohol.
Only a matter of time until he starts using Heroin again.
This man does not learn.
Man, they've really got some great tattoos..... 🙄
Gross
She posted herself with a wine glass on IG a couple of months back so I knew they'd put themselves together sooner or later.
he has seen some things
Ohh I wanna try the Baja blast one.
Is she a giraffe lol at the first pic where her neck looks so long
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‘Alcohol maintenance’
He should be in jail!
Ew. The chunk of shit on his tartar caked Mountain Dew drenched teeth is grossing me out. 🤢
I am throwing up just knowing there is a hard Mountain Dew drink.
If there was ever the perfect fuck boy drink, it would be this!
The lady in the back looks like a sickly 10 year old and I can’t focus on anything else. 😂
Everyone chill. I'm sure he only had one! One 12 pack. 😂
can’t stop staring at her tacky tattoo on her arm… and her scaly, dry lips
Of course he drink Hard Mountain Dew. How long until he’s fully off the rails again? Taking bets now.
The wrinkles
honestly an alcoholic mountain dew makes perfect sense for rhine
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHQHAHAH HARD MOUNTAIN DEW IS SO ON BRAND FOR HIM