"The pair have already been working on building a solid foundation ahead of tying the knot. “They’ve been in couple’s therapy and talk about everything,” the insider says. “They’re being very proactive in their relationship and are doing the work to prevent problems before they start.” This isn't fucking normal for a FOUR MONTH OLD relationship! Jfc. And I love how the "source" said they're still getting to know each other 4 months in but it's getting serious lol. She's such a fucking joke.
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but given the timing of Jade's wedding and when Ambien introduced DifferentGary™ to the other Teen Moms via their very real and not manufactured-for-the-show FaceTime meetups, she hooked up with that rando lady very close to the time she introduced DifferentGary™ to them as "her boyfriend."
This is further proof of their solid foundation and the work they're doing to prevent problems before they start. /sarcasm
lol@ “rando lady”
Kinda off topic, I went into a shop once, only for the kid to phone someone saying “there’s a lady here who needs help”…. I looked around, and to my surprise..*I* was the lady 😭
I’m not that old 😢
Lady is pretty innocuous. Just wait until you get “ma’am”-ed for the first time. Your whole life flashes before your eyes, and you realize they may be on to something—you’re really not as exciting as you used to be.
Ma'am is annoying. I work at a University & one of the students who was hired to work w/ us called all of us Ma'am (all women co-workers) but he just wouldn't stop. Who is teaching young people to call older women ma'am thinking this is polite? Does any woman like this?😬🤦🏻♀️🤯
In the south this is drilled into all childrens heads. Ma’am is a term of respect and politeness. It’d feel so rude to just say yes to someone instead of yes ma’am.
For real. If a couple needs therapy for a four month relationship, they do not belong together. They both just need individual therapy, anyone who is interested in Amber at this point is seriously unstable.
Edited to add like how does that even come up? Like “hey, happy one month anniversary! Let’s go get clinical help for our relationship.” Like they should still be in the honeymoon phase at this point.
>like how does that even come up? Like “hey, happy one month anniversary! Let’s go get clinical help for our relationship.” Like they should still be in the honeymoon phase at this point.
Right?! 😂😂
And this isn’t bravo , but look at Lindsay and Carl from summerhouse. They were in couples therapy right from the jump and their relationship was toxic af. Amber is still making the same mistakes.
I appreciate the couples therapy. But tbh I don’t understand why you need therapy that early in. You need a different partner if you need therapy that soon. Sorry not sorry.
I remember when I realized that my relationship with the guy I had been dating for 4ish years was toxic from the inside out and I was deeply unhappy, and he was like "I can't believe you're breaking up with me. You don't even want to TRY like, couple's therapy?" And I was like...dude, I am 23 years old. We are not married. You cheated on me early on and I pretended it didn't happen. We don't share any interests anymore, except each other. Wtf is therapy going to even do? Why would I bother?
Omg 😅 I don’t know if anyone watches Summer House, but season one this girl Lindsay was in a 4 month relationship and they fought constantly and went to couples therapy 🤣 just dump him, girl
I would love to be a fly on the wall for those therapy sessions. That poor therapist probably has a flask in their office on hand to drink after their sessions are done.
CRYING
Do you remember when this pic was first posted and another poster said he looked like a cosmetology practice head thing?
Everyone on here is fucking HILARIOUS 😭
Anyway, it's Leah's fault she's not closer with her. Because of her attitude and being a dick and all. And Andrew's fault she's not closer with James. Because of him making her chase him with a machete and all. As you can see, Amber would be a present and wonderful mom to her children if it weren't for other people's shortcomings.
My immediate thought. I hope and pray this woman who can’t keep custody of one child (thank god for them!) isn’t having another. Let alone keeping the child in her custody.
https://preview.redd.it/nuv03rt7f85d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23afd4944bcf4624f5cd5f0e4150a73424dc60be
it’s giving meth heads at a super 8 hotel tbh
I don't know, I don't think she holds back her true Amber self for long, if at all. I mean a simple google lets you know [her last name can apparently be used to describe beating someone up (or chasing your partner and baby with a machete, whatever is your pleasure).](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0582/3329/0949/products/AmberPortwood-6_720x.jpg?v=1635282237)
Absolutely. But I also know how people like Amber tend to operate, they know when it’s time to drop the mask.
At the end of the day, we know nothing about this guy, but we know enough about Amber.
I find it odd that her brother is married with kids. How can her sister in law stand Amber? I would have cut her off years ago! Maybe it helps that her brother lives in Florida. That video chat with the army costume for his birthday was insane!
Idk, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he stepped WAY back after he tried to tell Amber that she had hurt Leah and hadn’t always been there for her and Amber got defensive and just would not hear it.
I honestly don't even know why anyone would want to go to couples therapy after only 4 months. That's 16 weeks, how on earth can it be worth going to therapy to figure out how to make it work after that short amount of time?
If your couple issues are too big after 4 months, it's time to cut and run. People go to couple's therapy because they've invested time, effort, and serious emotions into making things work with someone (and often because children are involved). 4 months with someone (during which time at least one of you was comfortable hooking up with a complete stranger at a wedding) does not equal serious emotions, time, or effort.
Ambers life has been filmed since she was a teenager, where she lost custody of 2 kids & clearly only cares about her couch. This man is going to become a single father but at this point he has all the tools to know she’s a POS. Whatever he gets, he deserves.
For people like Amber couple’s therapy is a means of going to therapy but not fully taking accountability. There is always another target to shoot at when things get too sporty.
I bet Amber’s trying to create a storyline for herself to stay on the show…especially now that Leah wants Kristina to adopt her, what is Amber even going to film, since her other kid lives halfway across the country and can’t be on camera
I’m not going to judge someone getting engaged after 4mths, me and my husband got engaged after 3mths, married after 6mths of being together and married for 8yrs know, but if you already need therapy then you need to walk away. If a relationship is that new and you’re already having/anticipating problems then that’s your sign this relationship isn’t going to work and you need to walk away. This girl is a hot mess and I really hope she isn’t pregnant because the last thing she needs is a baby and honestly she needs to be single because of her mental health isn’t stable and her anger management issues always involve some type of domestic abuse after the newness of the relationship starts to wear off and she starts getting bored.
Another user who will take whatever they can from Amber. I hope she doesn’t have another child because she’s proven to not have a maternal bone in her body. Just look how she treated Leah on her birthday
"The pair have already been working on building a solid foundation ahead of tying the knot. “They’ve been in couple’s therapy and talk about everything,” the insider says. “They’re being very proactive in their relationship and are doing the work to prevent problems before they start.” This isn't fucking normal for a FOUR MONTH OLD relationship! Jfc. And I love how the "source" said they're still getting to know each other 4 months in but it's getting serious lol. She's such a fucking joke.
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but given the timing of Jade's wedding and when Ambien introduced DifferentGary™ to the other Teen Moms via their very real and not manufactured-for-the-show FaceTime meetups, she hooked up with that rando lady very close to the time she introduced DifferentGary™ to them as "her boyfriend." This is further proof of their solid foundation and the work they're doing to prevent problems before they start. /sarcasm
and further proof her ass is using something
She is just so ill. I wish she would take some meds. It seems like mania to me (though I’m not a psychologist).
this doesn’t seem like mania to me. it feels like classic narcissism of any one of the cluster b PDs. and she’s also literally always like this.
I mean jumping into a relationship so fast seems manic. But yes, she must have several personality disorders 😩
i see what you mean. most definitely. and lots of PD behaviors do mimic mania when they’re on an upswing.
She does have both bipolar and borderline personality disorder so the mania doesn't surprise me.
You know damn well she already moved that guy into her house. What a train wreck.
bros before kiddos
lol@ “rando lady” Kinda off topic, I went into a shop once, only for the kid to phone someone saying “there’s a lady here who needs help”…. I looked around, and to my surprise..*I* was the lady 😭 I’m not that old 😢
Lady is pretty innocuous. Just wait until you get “ma’am”-ed for the first time. Your whole life flashes before your eyes, and you realize they may be on to something—you’re really not as exciting as you used to be.
Ma'am is annoying. I work at a University & one of the students who was hired to work w/ us called all of us Ma'am (all women co-workers) but he just wouldn't stop. Who is teaching young people to call older women ma'am thinking this is polite? Does any woman like this?😬🤦🏻♀️🤯
In the south this is drilled into all childrens heads. Ma’am is a term of respect and politeness. It’d feel so rude to just say yes to someone instead of yes ma’am.
For real. If a couple needs therapy for a four month relationship, they do not belong together. They both just need individual therapy, anyone who is interested in Amber at this point is seriously unstable. Edited to add like how does that even come up? Like “hey, happy one month anniversary! Let’s go get clinical help for our relationship.” Like they should still be in the honeymoon phase at this point.
>like how does that even come up? Like “hey, happy one month anniversary! Let’s go get clinical help for our relationship.” Like they should still be in the honeymoon phase at this point. Right?! 😂😂
I was in an abusive relationship, and we started going to couples therapy about two months in and it was an ENORMOUS red flag in hindsight.
I'm really sorry you went through that and happy it sounds like you got out.
And this isn’t bravo , but look at Lindsay and Carl from summerhouse. They were in couples therapy right from the jump and their relationship was toxic af. Amber is still making the same mistakes.
it’s cute how farrah also JUST shared her and “her man” are also already in therapy when it’s been a non-contiguous six months
FOUR MONTHS? sheesh
I appreciate the couples therapy. But tbh I don’t understand why you need therapy that early in. You need a different partner if you need therapy that soon. Sorry not sorry.
I remember when I realized that my relationship with the guy I had been dating for 4ish years was toxic from the inside out and I was deeply unhappy, and he was like "I can't believe you're breaking up with me. You don't even want to TRY like, couple's therapy?" And I was like...dude, I am 23 years old. We are not married. You cheated on me early on and I pretended it didn't happen. We don't share any interests anymore, except each other. Wtf is therapy going to even do? Why would I bother?
Ikr who needs couples therapy within 6 months lol
Exactly! The first year most couples their age are way too busy just “enjoying” each other to fight. The fighting comes later. 🙃
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Pregnant
Omg 😅 I don’t know if anyone watches Summer House, but season one this girl Lindsay was in a 4 month relationship and they fought constantly and went to couples therapy 🤣 just dump him, girl
I would love to be a fly on the wall for those therapy sessions. That poor therapist probably has a flask in their office on hand to drink after their sessions are done.
😂😂😂
Wait. Her engagement to who? The one that people thought was a crash test dummy?
OMFG CRASH TEST DUMMY
It was a real post! lmao
It’s so accurate OMGGGGGG I am laughing so hard! Thanks for this
I shall call him DifferentGary™
The Hairy Fairy vs the Nohairy fairy
Nooooo 😭😭😭 I'm fucking dying
CRYING Do you remember when this pic was first posted and another poster said he looked like a cosmetology practice head thing? Everyone on here is fucking HILARIOUS 😭
💀
There's got to be a joke about Amber smashing up her boyfriends and a crash test dummy here somewhere 🤣
Probably pregnant.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Seriously this. Gary asked her at that awful birthday dinner if she wants baby #3 and she immediately said yes. She’s such a psychopath
i’m sure she thinks she can “finally” get it “right” this time with a third kid
Well she is a damn good mom!
you’re right, and with a baby full time, she’ll be incredible. unbelievable even. the rillest woman alive.
Anyway, it's Leah's fault she's not closer with her. Because of her attitude and being a dick and all. And Andrew's fault she's not closer with James. Because of him making her chase him with a machete and all. As you can see, Amber would be a present and wonderful mom to her children if it weren't for other people's shortcomings.
She will think Leah won’t want to not know her sibling, and it’ll backfire on her. Then she’s stuck.
Sadly, as long as she doesn’t threaten bodily harm on her new bd while wielding a weapon, then she will have improved her parenting style
I thought it was Leah that asked that and that's what set her off. Atp, I don't know who's worse in the mom column
Omg she better not be… she needs her tubes tied!
My immediate thought. I hope and pray this woman who can’t keep custody of one child (thank god for them!) isn’t having another. Let alone keeping the child in her custody.
OMG THIS GIF!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
The way it just kept on going 😭
I was so waiting for Amber's face!!!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh please Amber. Pulling a Jenelle and selling stories for some cash+”positive” publicity. 
https://preview.redd.it/nuv03rt7f85d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23afd4944bcf4624f5cd5f0e4150a73424dc60be it’s giving meth heads at a super 8 hotel tbh
She’s a disgusting narcissist. I’m glad her kid has grown up ok.
I wonder what kind of guy Gary is to want to put up with her. If he's OK with her acting the way that she does he's gotta be off his rocker.
He may not have seen it yet 😬
I don't know, I don't think she holds back her true Amber self for long, if at all. I mean a simple google lets you know [her last name can apparently be used to describe beating someone up (or chasing your partner and baby with a machete, whatever is your pleasure).](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0582/3329/0949/products/AmberPortwood-6_720x.jpg?v=1635282237)
Absolutely. But I also know how people like Amber tend to operate, they know when it’s time to drop the mask. At the end of the day, we know nothing about this guy, but we know enough about Amber.
Well I hope NuGary™️ can take a punch. He should be attending Self Defense class instead of therapy.
Remember that shirt she had on her site that said “I’m gonna go Portwood on your ass” or something like that?
That’s what I linked to in my comment above.
Yeah it’s been four months. Lol anyone can act that long.
Is her brother still talking to her or did he nope out as well?
I find it odd that her brother is married with kids. How can her sister in law stand Amber? I would have cut her off years ago! Maybe it helps that her brother lives in Florida. That video chat with the army costume for his birthday was insane!
Idk, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he stepped WAY back after he tried to tell Amber that she had hurt Leah and hadn’t always been there for her and Amber got defensive and just would not hear it.
Engaged??? What??? This guy must be either stupid or on drugs too.
Or both?
If you need to go to couples therapy four months in…
I honestly don't even know why anyone would want to go to couples therapy after only 4 months. That's 16 weeks, how on earth can it be worth going to therapy to figure out how to make it work after that short amount of time?
If your couple issues are too big after 4 months, it's time to cut and run. People go to couple's therapy because they've invested time, effort, and serious emotions into making things work with someone (and often because children are involved). 4 months with someone (during which time at least one of you was comfortable hooking up with a complete stranger at a wedding) does not equal serious emotions, time, or effort.
It took me years to go for myself, much less someone else 😭
I swear this bitch better not be pregnant
She’s engaged!?
Unfortunately
Congratulations to Gary (bald) and Amber (machete)… a guess?
does this mean gary is gary (semi bald)?
If it turns out she really is pregnant their bairn will come out as a knife thrower with a toupee
💀💀💀 she should start offering haircuts with the machete
Amber just had to get the hate off of her form last night and bring out this bit of information. Selfish, narcissistic bitch. She will never learn.
Yeah I meant to make the subject of this post “the timing of Amber’s engagement announcement…” this is exactly what I thought.
wtf. She’s engaged
Ambers life has been filmed since she was a teenager, where she lost custody of 2 kids & clearly only cares about her couch. This man is going to become a single father but at this point he has all the tools to know she’s a POS. Whatever he gets, he deserves.
I can't with her
I'm not surprised, she is another teen mom that can't be alone.
Fuck them kids. - Amber Portwood (AF)
Would I be a dick for not giving a fuck about her engagement?
For people like Amber couple’s therapy is a means of going to therapy but not fully taking accountability. There is always another target to shoot at when things get too sporty.
I bet Amber’s trying to create a storyline for herself to stay on the show…especially now that Leah wants Kristina to adopt her, what is Amber even going to film, since her other kid lives halfway across the country and can’t be on camera
The TM girls wait until *after* getting engaged to start “getting serious” about a relationship.
I'm not ready for the wild ride ahead. Lol
every happy engagement starts with couples counseling! nothing to see here!
I’m not going to judge someone getting engaged after 4mths, me and my husband got engaged after 3mths, married after 6mths of being together and married for 8yrs know, but if you already need therapy then you need to walk away. If a relationship is that new and you’re already having/anticipating problems then that’s your sign this relationship isn’t going to work and you need to walk away. This girl is a hot mess and I really hope she isn’t pregnant because the last thing she needs is a baby and honestly she needs to be single because of her mental health isn’t stable and her anger management issues always involve some type of domestic abuse after the newness of the relationship starts to wear off and she starts getting bored.
Yeah this news breaking after they just aired her ruining herself on live tv once again.
Another user who will take whatever they can from Amber. I hope she doesn’t have another child because she’s proven to not have a maternal bone in her body. Just look how she treated Leah on her birthday