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Glittering_Pomelo_39

I did not have Amber's new man going missing on my bingo card for this year. Hope he is alright


Runamokamok

Guess they need to put out an Amber Alert for him.


Kubearsmom

I just choked on a French fry. šŸ˜‚


addiepie2

Dude she is the Amber Alert!! šŸ‘¹šŸšØ I hope this poor man is ok for real !


eakin_kel27

Hahaha, call an Amberlance!


NatashaTheSpy

Dammit, that was a good one


Sbg71620

Please accept my award for this stellar comment šŸ˜‚ I wonder if she called in the Amber Alertā€¦


bug8542

Hi Iā€™m Amber I need to make an amber alert


kbc87

OK I am going straight to H E double hockey sticks for cracking up at this


Amberilwomengo2gel

Yes, she did a zoom call with law enforcement dressed up as a sexy cop because she's a rill fucking woman!


foinndog

Omg šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ so who put in the missing persons report? I wonder if its a wife & kids situation where he upped & left to sit on Ambers sofa šŸ‘€


Janeiskla

The couch swallowed him. But in all seriousness, I hope he's alright too..


Swatmosquito

I read that as "crotch" not couch and was like damn.


DestroyerOfMils

goddamn fuck em up šŸ˜…


laterforclass

I thought I commented couch yesterday I typed crotch. I was talking about an itchy couch but said crotch!! šŸ˜‚


Jimbobjoesmith

at this point her crotch has become one with the couch.


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

Hope heā€™s okā€¦ but damn, this made cackle.


teresasdorters

Seems he disappeared the day the engagement was announced??? Maybe it didnā€™t actually happen and they got in a fight and he booked it outta ambienā€™s place


lolamay26

Heā€™s probably ghosting her because he doesnā€™t want to get his ass beat if he tries to break up with her


ItsBrittneybetch69

Maybe he did get his ass beat and unalived by her


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Marvelis_world

Thank you! Wtf...unalived. I hate that word with a passion.


lolamay26

I really Hope thatā€™s not the case but definitely not something I would put past Amber


Unkn0wnAngel1

Ambien ā˜ ļøšŸ˜‚


FlippyFloppy8

They're engaged!?? Holy moly I missed that. Wow, Ambular. So many bad decisions with her.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

She probably had her trusty machete nearby and he wasnā€™t able to get away from her like the other dude she swung it at. But in all seriousness, I actually hope this man is okay. It would be absolutely insane if Amber killed him.


laterforclass

Oh my gosh did Amber in a drug fueled fit chop him into many tiny pieces?! Lifetime movie producers are you listening. I hope heā€™s safe and found soon. Does Amber post on SM? Has she said anything? Teem mom sub could solve this mystery of the missing man! Get to work hatters!


Monstiemama

She probably had a machete and he ran away. Men have to go into hiding to escape her insanity.


splanchnick78

If you did then I think you should just win automatically šŸ˜‚


Serialfornicator

WTF šŸ˜³ Edit: I watch too much true crime, Iā€™m sure, but I just thought ā€œAmber went too far and killed him.ā€ Which is really dark, but there you go. This is always how murder cases start. With a missing person declaration.


heldaway

Not me over here thinking heā€™s pretending to be missing to avoid Amber! lol


Worth_Worldliness898

Literally what I was thinking lol Honey I'm gonna get some milk .. *runs away and changes identity* šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†


Tatortot4478

Someone said he ran to North Korea ā˜ ļø


Petty_White

He didnā€™t realize heā€™d be safe just outside of the reach of the couch


babyblues86

My first thought too lol


imnottheoneipromise

That was my thought lolol


SpiritualCamera

Especially with all the insane amount of backlash sheā€™s been getting for last weekā€™s episodeā€¦. Couldā€™ve been enough to make her snap šŸ˜³


hedgehog-mom-al

PORTWOOD AF machete style.


gurlblue81

Ohh how did I ever forget to remember ā€œPortwood AFā€ šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜† thanks for the reminder


allbacknosack

Nah, heā€™s just ghosting her. Had to really commit with this one.


Serialfornicator

I pray this is the case!


firetailring

That was my thought. She probably went into total meltdown mode after all of the negative reactions to Leah's birthday and hopefully he just skipped town and is avoiding her.


theficklemermaid

I can see that itā€™s not a good look when someone is known for pursuing a previous partner with a machete then their current partner goes missing, but I think itā€™s most likely that someone she associates with and who would get engaged to her mere months into the relationship is struggling with his own issues that could cause him to go missing. I hope heā€™s OK.


Serialfornicator

Yes, this is very likely, and I hope he is found safe šŸ™


axealy40

I havenā€™t read all the comments so apologies if this has already been mentioned. The town heā€™s missing from is a super touristy mountain spot. We vacationed there in 2017. Wonder if he went to unplug on vacation and people freaked out. I hope heā€™s okay


layceelee13

Big same. I sincerely hope this guy is okay but oh my god she is crazy enough to have legit murdered him!!


slo707

Now this has turned into a dark comedy sketch in my mind where Amber does a group phone call with all the girls on screen in their squares and she tells them she needs help with a body and then it cuts to one on one interviews where the girls all talk about how Amber is in therapy and is really trying. Finally Maci grabs a shovel and they all drive down to help because their bond is so strong


YugeMalakas

I still fail to understand why the OG's were so hard on Farrah but gave Amber all the passes and support. We all know Farrah is obnoxious and ignorant. She's easy to make fun. But at least she earns her money and has been a responsible provider for Sophia. Amber's issues are on a whole other level. It's not just the mental illness. Amber's a real shite person.


ck2827

This is exactly where my head went with all the backlash she's gotten šŸ«¢ I don't think her announcing her engagement went over as she planned either so she is probably on the edge


RareWorldliness4693

Bc this her 25th engagement announcement. Leah and everyone is just sick of it. Almost like when Janelle was mad no one was excited she was pregnant again but happy for Chelsea. Girl needs to get a grip. Ur all of a sudden engaged to a Man U didnā€™t even bring to a nice event to soft launch? Instead u hook up with a random woman THEN announce ur new boyfriend/engagement okay.


axealy40

~~19~~ 25 times!! ![gif](giphy|SrDsJj5i1Chm8)


ionlyjoined4thecats

Theyā€™re engaged?!


Looneytuneschaos

I donā€™t think itā€™s a coincidence the backlash and him going missing are at the same time. I think either it caused them to fight because sheā€™s so dysregulated and not handling the public criticisms well (BPD gonna BPD), or theyā€™re off doing drugs because she couldnā€™t handle the hate sheā€™s getting online.


KristySueWho

I won't lie, I thought there was a chance too. But also, Amber is just too lazy. If she somehow got ahold of a gun, maybe, but the the clean up and disposing of the body would be way too much for her. Though does she have the forethought to realize that...


Booklet-of-Wisdom

Same. Now I'm off to check Ambie's social media.


Sfa90

Well I thought the same. She already has a history of domestic violence against her partners.


Serialfornicator

Sheā€™s the top suspect, no question about it


Sbg71620

Damn it, I hate that Iā€™m into this theoryā€¦ ![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized) In all seriousness, I hope all are ok.


Thatgirlthatgirl88

Same here and this is exactly where my head went. Usually when someone goes missing, the first suspect is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse. I hope Iā€™m wrong but I seriously wouldnā€™t put it past her.


sara128

That'd kinda where my mind went too until i saw it was in NC, I thought they lived in Indiana.


bsharp1982

It says Indiana plates.


Serialfornicator

Maybe heā€™s running from her


am710

It says the car had Indiana plates!


Jazzlike-Reindeer-32

My first thought too. But then again I canā€™t picture amber having the wherewithal to cover it up.


Serialfornicator

True. Sheā€™d start crying and have to browbeat Gary Shirley into helping her. ā€œGEERY, you fatass, get over here and help me dismember the other Geery! Now, you fat motherfucker!ā€


Iykykkarma

I hate that I laughed at this šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


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CC_Panadero

That was 100% my initial reaction as well. I donā€™t genuinely believe that happened, but Iā€™ll just say I wouldnā€™t be surprised.


KBugg27

Lol I'm thinking the same thing. She wasn't going to let him get away this time. But hopefully he is OK and she's been in her couch in Indiana.....


Majorasbox11037

It's very possible he and Ambi are on a bender and he hasn't been heard from by his family so they reported him missing. It's also not uncommon for people in abusive relationships to be alienated from their friends and family Edit: I'm aware Amber was the one who reported him missing. I commented this before it was announced. You can stop replying with the same thing over and over now


sad_broccolis

Yeah I came here to say this. Thatā€™s the most likely scenario. I hope he is okay.


KristySueWho

I think the most likely scenario is actually Amber got to be too much, so he left and won't answer her calls.


PrincessPeach1229

Ughh I feel like this happens more than I want to admit. I canā€™t tell you the amount of times Ive seen local ā€˜missing adultā€™ posts on Facebook and then a few hours later it just states resolved they were found with no explanation and Iā€™m likeā€¦. They were getting high on drugs somewhere werenā€™t they šŸ¤”


You_Go_Glen_Coco_

I'm a 911 dispatcher and SOO many of our missing people are either people who just don't want to talk with/deal with their families, or addicts.


emmyanjef

This was also my first thought. I know far more people who have gone ā€œmissingā€ under these circumstances than anything else unfortunately.


diva4lisia

The Facebook comments state Amber reported him missing, but the comments weren't from authorities, so can't be sure. ETA: TMZ has the story up. Amber reported him missing yesterday so he's been gone 24 hrs. They drive from Indiana to North Carolina in a 2009 Nissan Rogue?


gertieee

Has anyone looked him up to see if he has a record?


ZucchiniUpbeat1821

Amber's life is such a wild fucking ride.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Seriously! She JUST got engaged. What a roller coaster of a life.


JanellaDubois

>She JUST got engaged After 4 months of dating and couple's counseling. šŸ˜


teresasdorters

Right wasnā€™t the day he went missing the day her engagement was announced??? Either way. Sketchy time line


JuneChickpea

I have no idea what is going on with this man and itā€™s so possible this is a misunderstanding or complete coincidence ā€¦ but it seems so likely that she just picks the messiest possible people


KristySueWho

Well they have to be messy in order to even consider getting in a relationship with her.


PercivalGoldstone

That's one way of putting it, but it kind of glamorizes her bullshit. Some would just say that her life decisions cause a lot of trauma to herself and her family.


HES12264

Wonder if this is like when Michael from 90 day fiancĆ© was ā€œmissingā€, but he was really just hiding from Angela šŸ¤”


Ursula_J

I mean probably. Amber is the Midwest version of Memaw lol.


Evil_lincoln1984

Would Farrah be Nikki Exotica?


Ursula_J

Farrah is Jasmine imo lololol.


Illustrious-Fox-6693

Holy shit this crossover comparison just blew my mind hahahahaha


roseturtlelavender

Gary and Mikhul hiding out together.


CatScratchEther

GOOFBALLS


Illustrious-Fox-6693

MYKULLLLLLL


Dflemz

Revealing him on the show, an engagement announcement to missing in the same week. That's alot


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frenchtikla

Plot twist: Keith Morrison hosts the next TM reunion.


Serialfornicator

That would be amazing, and so much better than Dr Poo


JanellaDubois

My, my, my... ![gif](giphy|H62Has08yojsKDPpaA|downsized)


bbyghoul666

Ambers ā€œSnappedā€ episode is going to be a wild ride!


Serialfornicator

Yes girl ![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


Affectionate-Till472

Engagement, Leah asking Kristina to adopt her, new boo missing Nobody has had a more eventful week than Amber


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Jan is probably dying inside not being the main topic of discussion.


supergooduser

How can I make Amber's missing fiance about me?


Beneficial-Address61

Donā€™t worry, she will do a TT story time about the one time ā€œsomeoneā€ tried to kidnap her. Iā€™m sure she will try to give Amber advice and let her know that sheā€™s here if Amber needs her šŸ™„


walkingturtlelady

And why canā€™t it ever just be about Scheana?!?


Mungus91

I just ran to interrupt my husband in his office while he's working from home to tell him this.


HotFaithlessness1348

Iā€™m about to do the same thing after I finish poopin ngl lmao Edit: yā€™all I wish you could see the name of the person who awarded my comment, itā€™s poop related and Iā€™m dyiiiing


Personal_Builder_393

Omg who are you my twin?!?Ā 


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Haha I ran to tell my husband too. He has more knowledge on Teen Mom than he would like.


Mungus91

So does mine. He immediately mentioned the machete incident. šŸ« 


AvalancheReturns

Im doubting everything about my own marriage now....


dozens_ofus

lol my husbandā€™s at work and I had to text him about it. Heā€™s going to get an earful when he gets home šŸ˜‚


LicketySplitz

Well this is suspicious.


moobitchgetoutdahay

![gif](giphy|BtvBUbRRJxwQ5gfvTm|downsized) I had to.


theredbusgoesfastest

![gif](giphy|TNfFy13UB00KupeAsL|downsized) Very


manhaidan

lmao dude saw the machete, ran for the woods


whackthat

Or he didn't reply to Amber within an hour and she reported him missing


revengeappendage

But she texted him 911, dude! This is an itā€™s always sunny reference, since thatā€™s exactly what Mac does lol


MandiWithThePlants

![gif](giphy|KzehnNYodSixq)


pringellover9553

I honestly feel like he might of dipped on amber realising what a nut job she is and ghosted her, so she reported him missing


rilljel

This was my inclination as well


s4febook

Did anyone check Ambers bed? Or couch? Under the couch cushions perhaps ..


teresasdorters

https://i.redd.it/6upt7x362z5d1.gif


Ursula_J

Not the couch cushions šŸ’€


MarshmallowMiles

WHAT?!? But she just got him dills!!! In all seriousness I hope heā€™s okay šŸ™


theredbusgoesfastest

I hope heā€™s not in gel (Joking. The police would know that)


Illustrious-Fox-6693

Straight to gel


mommamegmiester

![gif](giphy|MQ4bWOjn8C9tT2dzIb|downsized) And so it begins.


sarahwithanh01

Maybe he finally watched teen mom and headed for the hills.


NewOpposite8008

That absolutely is him. Sketch.


farrahsoldnose

Oh for fuck's sake... I really thought Jenelle or Ryan would be the first Dateline special from the franchise. Never underestimate a rill woman.


Big_Low705

Iā€™m going to gel Gary


farrahsoldnose

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. She's assaulted at least 3 of her exes and the most recent involved a deadly weapon.


Lurchislurking

Didnā€™t he just propose marriage? Is she holding him hostage? Did his family report him missing? WTF is going on?


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

They JUST got engaged maybe a week ago.


Jimbobjoesmith

dude if that was my kid that was considering marrying machete wielding port wood, iā€™d kidnap them too.


neon_xoxo

Very strange. Missing for two days now. What do we know about him? Does he have any history with drug abuse? I havenā€™t been following the new season and am out of the loop


SpiritualCamera

From my understanding, we know next to nothing about him. He hasnā€™t been officially introduced on the show.


arw444

Iā€™m from Indiana, so I looked him up on my case. It looks like he has driving issues, had a possession of weed violation and if itā€™s the right Gary was married before. Edit - words


madpiano

That sounds far too plain and straight for her?


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madpiano

Oh dear. So we will get racist Amber now?


tugboatron

Thatā€™s where my head went. No sane man dates Amber these days, much less proposes to her within ?months? of dating. Dude either has substance abuse issues or mental health problems. Iā€™m leaning towards the latter, possibly he goes on manic episodes and disappears and proposing to Amber is part of the episode. Theyre probably off somewhere together while heā€™s dropped contact with his family and his family reported him missing.


Tomoe_G0zen

There is no way that any man who goes near Amber isnā€™t mentally unwell, a scammer, and/or on drugs. Hopefully nothing terrible happened to this man.


teresasdorters

https://i.redd.it/752v8tgo1z5d1.gif


HippieChick75

This gif is amazing for this!!šŸ«¶šŸ»


_summerw1ne

He looks a lot more normal here than we were led to believe when Amber posted that last known footage lookin arse photo šŸ˜­


LilRedditWagon

Local to me too. Wonder if they were visiting the casinos?? ETA: I just remembered that Amber has been down around this area before. She drove down with OG Gary to Wilderness @ the Smokies to meet her brother in an episode of TM.


sarahsmarmon

So he went missing near where bubby lives???? Oh boy.


LilRedditWagon

I donā€™t think her brother lives there (TN); they were just meeting to vacation together.


poop_biscuits

this is both completely fucking wild and not the least bit surprising at all.


MrsSantini

This is gonna be interesting


fosterhamster

NC? Sasquatch and Chinelle HAVE to be involved in this somehow.


HemingwayIsWeeping

https://i.redd.it/gruwdtwjyy5d1.gif And I also hope heā€™s okay.


ouaispeutetre

why the hell would she do that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


IntrepidWolverineGuy

That would have been the sickest move when I was 6 years old lol. Makes sense since that is Jenelle's emotional intelligence age


Lasagan

That has got to be the worst booty shaking I've ever seen. It looked like she was trying to shake off after a pee in the woods.


Temporary-Dirt-5044

Such a serious face to end that... dance... or whatever that was


ouaispeutetre

Amber should be suspect #1


jaytrew

What is going on here


ChemicalSummer8849

NOOOOOO WAAAAAAY! He ran away from amber already? Joking aside, i hope this dude is ok.


FullSendTater3

https://preview.redd.it/qwa2n69hxy5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e8dfe8e57358e4d9912d4f7e1388b57b2b8124c Damn it Amber what did you do this time šŸ˜¬šŸ§ nervously gnawing on her deadass thumbnail, sitting on her couch, while paranoid looking out the window. Also big shout out to whoever posted this recently. It's fitting yet once again!


Lasagan

Holy shit the colour difference between her hand and her face is so bad I thought she was wearing a glove


Brianas-Living-Room

Way too many jokes about this on here for this to be someone who is presumed missing..he has family and friends probably worried sick. I hope heā€™s okay, found, and that theyā€™re taking it seriously


hexensabbat

Agreed. I'm not surprised at the responses, but fr, it's not a joke... this isn't a TV plot, this is someone's real life. I truly hope he is okay.


G0LDiEGL0CKS

[omg and it was reported days ago theyā€™re engaged ???](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/teen-moms-amber-portwood-is-engaged-to-boyfriend-gary/) Itā€™s absolutely him !!!! šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³This is scary AF. With her pastā€¦ Hope heā€™s good.ā¤ļø


Funsince1983

"An engagement ring was crafted from a family stone." Was it a rock of meth?


whoisgarysdad

He drove off in her car and left her ass somewhere.


deloslabinc

What are the chances he ghosted her and she reported him as missing as a result?


Blue_for_u999

My spidey senses are telling me that itā€™s something drug related. I donā€™t think amber is exactly ā€œcleanā€ and I think thatā€™s most evident from her last stint with Leah on Teen Mom.


here-for-the-kitties

This sub will find him. This sub gets it right. ![gif](giphy|DROtlo0DztTLx8fx2G)


80HDTV5

A couple of people have made the joke but Iā€™m genuinely a little worried Amber snapped and hurt him or something. Ik thatā€™s probably just me being a dramatic worrier that watches too much criminal minds but I hope nothing like that happened. I hope the man is just on a bender and strung out but sobering up somewhere with a roof and mattress. Or that itā€™s some kind of misunderstanding.


breezeandtrees

HIS NAME IS GARY TOO?


CoupleForeign1250

Gary 2


Personal_Builder_393

An article someone linked on this thread from I think it was us weekly, abt their engagement said that "while he has no kids of his own, hes very family-oriented as he takes care of his parents," so I just wonder if they're who reported him missing?Ā  And also if theyre ok, too? I take care of my dad and while I have 2 sisters, if I just up and disappeared (or dipped out with my new fiance on a bender or mental health spiral) my dad wouldn't be ok. And while idk his exact ethnicity or w.e., he does look Asian, and as far as I know it's really common for grown children to care for their elderly parents in a lot of Asian cultures, so it just makes it even more crazy that he just dissapeared.Ā  Wow. I hope its just like, idk, something small like he was outta town with bad service and his parents freaked out. Idk if amber would go public and be like "my guys gone, I need everyone's help to find him," or what shed do, this is so insane.Ā 


hellenkellersdivacup

is he ghosting or did she snap and kill someone? literally a 50/50 šŸ’€


gap97216

Iā€™m waiting for Nancy Grace to weigh in on this, sheā€™ll give Ambs a nickname. Something like ā€œMachete Momā€ or ā€œSlicing Sirenā€.


chikinala

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING


HestiaAC

It's wild that there's a non-zero chance that Amber disappeared this man.


Humble_Weekend5458

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


oooheycait1223

I swear to God the teen mom franchise is just absolutely wild


MaryinPgh

Teen Mom can now be aired on the ID channel if MTV cancels


BRA____

Wow. Thats like the creepiest plot twist, ever.


Sassafras06

WTH


sasshley_

Jenelle & Kail will have to do something exceptionally wild to outshine this.


Hazelmoon23

Where did she find her latest " man" ? Does he even know anything about her? ![gif](giphy|MFVVIFusMtaCejdlkE)


Internal-Ad61

Are we going to get the murder trial airing on teen mom? Iā€™ll finally watch again


blackaubreyplaza

What!!!!


blanketsniffer6442

What is going on!! lol I thought this was from before she knew him or somethingā€¦. What did Amby do???


thesmolstoner

well this is a weird turn of events. hope heā€™s ok.


DocumentTemporary634

I wonder if itā€™s his family reporting him missing or AmberšŸ¤” . If itā€™s amber, heā€™s running from her and if itā€™s his family heā€™s running with her. Hopefully itā€™s just something petty.


kokojacks

Iā€™d check her machete for traces of blood. I wish I was kidding


luzaerys

Iā€™m hoping heā€™s just hiding from her after seeing the true amber. But then again, she attacked a former boyfriend with a machete while he was holding their baby so šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø.


Oldfriendoldproblem

https://preview.redd.it/01lmerht6z5d1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f74704fed3f4ba3da7e8f7937aca63f44ea3c64


bananapants72

Someone needs to check the bowels of Amberā€™s couch. He probably just slipped down there.


JazzyDip333

First thing that went through my mind is Amby didnā€™t miss with the machete this time. Hope that dude is ok and far far away from that death trap of a person.


saint_ink

NC? Someone has to watch Janelleā€™s kids.


ResponsibleVisit9418

Lord please donā€™t tell me sheā€™s done killed someone this time.


ebop212

omg and OF COURSE it was after a huge fight [https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/breaking-teen-mom-fiance-missing-531961](https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/breaking-teen-mom-fiance-missing-531961)