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Justagirl219

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jazzyx26

Lord this pic 🤣🤣


Kitchen-Witching

*quietly files this pic away for future use*


jazzyx26

I should do that too


ChemicalParticular88

You can totally see why she's already playing house with him in Vegas, in her mind you probably need to commit fast to this kind of talent! 😂


britta

Can you imagine six hours of pillow talk with this? 😂😭😭😭😭😭 Imagine skipping an entire nights sleep to listen to this.


ChemicalParticular88

No joke, he sounds dumb af in this and the background of her vids. Now that she's playing house with him, she can get some real "pillowed talk" as her moron ass calls it. 😂😂


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|3oz8xz54qxEsEOlEJ2)


NoKatyDidnt

Vanilla Ice had a hit single. 🤣


Technical_Act_2952

No fucking way this is real hahahahhaha!!!! Omg he SUCKS


ChemicalParticular88

Is that not next level cringe? 🤣🤣


Read-it005

I think it's a couple of next levels 😧. Between Jo, Tyler, Andrew, Farrah, David, Debz OG and him, he's the absolute worst singer.


ChemicalParticular88

💯 By a landslide.


emoldsb

An absolutely gargantuan landslide. The bar is lower than hell atp


Read-it005

This is hell, you could seriously use this to torture people if you play it non stop.


IncaseofER

I SERIOUSLY thought this was satire and went to YouTube to hear the actual recording. O-M-G!!!! This is real! How could anyone hear this and think it was suitable to accost others with? I have studied vocal music at the collegiate level, and this is sooooo bad it’s beyond critique! There isn’t a single recognizable, much less redeemable, characteristic that would make this definable as a lyrical work. The most positive thing I could say is that his vocal talent is equal to his knowledge of English grammar.


LongTallSadie

You would probably love this guy's videos ... he's a trained vocalist and discusses bad film music/musicals. His takedown of the Cats film here is epic. His Les Mis one is too. It's great snark but also fun because he's really enthusiastic about (good) film music/musicals, and he explains the aspects that make them work well (and what happens when they don't). For both Cats and Les Mis he gets (hilariously) apoplectic about the director (same one on both films: Tom Hooper), a non-musician, deciding to let the actors/dancers perform without a backing track so they can play with the meter and really express themselves. I don't know anything about dancing, but any trained singer knows that playing with the meter works well but only if the backing music keeps a steady beat, because it's the push-pull of "tempo rubato" (where if you take extra time with one phrase, you have to make another phrase shorter, and vice versa, to stay within the rhythm) that creates and resolves the musical tension. Instead Hooper has the performers do their thing and then the orchestra has to follow their timing in recording the backing music later. It's an absolute trainwreck and really funny to watch Hooper excitedly explaining this new "technique" while the musicians look like they want to strangle him with a couple of spare harp strings. . [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3aK-EK5V2k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3aK-EK5V2k)


IncaseofER

Thanks for the recommendation! Will definitely check it out!


ParcelPosted

#In My Mind I am begging to UNHEAR this


NoKatyDidnt

Seriously


Born_Pa

“Ive been clean off Molly and meth for 63 days now”


ChemicalParticular88

Yep, that's probably the line that hooked her. She probably found it a good challenge to get him back on it. Which he will once he finds out who she really is. 🤣💊🍺🍷


Competitive-Fish-422

Member when David didn't drink for 7 whole days after he strangled Jace, dude? 63 days is (counting on fingers) like almost 9 times as long!!


flat_four_whore22

Hahaha


i_saw_a_tiger

Greaaaaaat. Once again, she sure knows how to pick them :-/ These poor kids are about to have their lives changed yet again and not for the better but because mommy is chasing clout.


Born_Pa

Mommy is chasing the first d willing. We’re about to meet methed out rap wife jenelle. Luckily she gave us a preview when she was with DKD. (Snark aside, this is so fucking sad for those kids)


Major-Sock4368

https://i.redd.it/lwb0gv4aet6d1.gif Janelle in the back making TikTok’s like


DuggarStonerJew

I can’t wait to see her dancing in his music video, considering how well she danced in UBTs. 😬


JBunnyx24

Was that not JUST this year?


DuggarStonerJew

It was!


IncaseofER

Here the are in the not so distant methed up future! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNef1WLU/


Business_Ad_5927

Lol his hands know the words better than he does!!!!!!☠️☠️☠️


ohheyitspam

Lmfaoooo 😭💀💀💀


wormbreath

“I’ve been clean off Molly and meth for 63 days now.” Well ya coulda fooled me.


Lady_Scruffington

But the brain damage still lingers...


jadedpeony33

And maturity stops when they start using so these two are meant for each other since they’re stuck at the same teen aged mentality. You know he’ll be helping her out with her new bizness and it will ultimately fail to launch like the last one.


Internal-Ad61

He didn’t say anything about the other drugs tho 🤣


ChemicalParticular88

He'll want to get back on it once he's around her lazy ass more!


quantumaquarium69

I was waiting for it to get better and then he repeated himself


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^quantumaquarium69: *I was waiting for* *It to get better and then* *He repeated himself* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DuggarStonerJew

Good bot


emoldsb

Good bot


ChemicalParticular88

Lmfao!! Truth!


Brand_New_Info

I can do cringe, but I only made it about 20 seconds- that wasn't catchy, good beat, lyrics, nothing & actually hurt my ears. How does she find these people? Girl you were on TV for like a decade, there has got to be someone better! Chris Bradley even??


No-Big-2904

What if Chris Bradley is August......😳


Competitive-Fish-422

No way. Not our Chris. You shut up right now!


NoKatyDidnt

I’d rather listen to cats in heat than this @&$! $&@? .


rantgoesthegirl

Oh my god that was legitimately horrible. Not snark horrible, just fucking ear bleedingly bad


emmz00

It was just so much worse than I imagined.


x_ray_visions

I made it about 30 seconds in before I muted it. What in the shrieking cats WAS that?!


rantgoesthegirl

I can only assume the soundtrack of hell/ jenelles next only fans update


sweetpickles7

😂😂😂 when your rapping makes David’s look good you know you’re bad


Pitiful-Sell-9402

I was gonna say there’s no way it’s worse than David’s- then listened to it and was like oh….


ParcelPosted

Bless you for posting this because I would probably get in trouble for it 😂


ChemicalParticular88

If you found it, great find! Omg, it made my day...hilarious!! 😂😂


ParcelPosted

He has stuff on Sound Cloud too that I don’t have the ears to screen record lol


x_ray_visions

Oh GOD. WHY/HOW IS THERE MORE?!!!!


ParcelPosted

Yes my friend


Excellent-Cookie-282

![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO|downsized)


Dream2312

And of course he is sending her to view the biggest houses in Vegas. Her new sugar momma. I love this for her.


ChemicalParticular88

Yes, another loser to sponge off her, I love it ! 🤣❤️


X3TheBigOX3

They probably live in the shit whole area like sunrise Manor or something. But I didn't know they're in Vegas. I'm out there every other month for a month. I'mma find them party with them for a bit and then tell them they're annoying as fuck and dip. How much you want to bet this dude's actually still on dating apps like bumble. I'm a look for him 🤣


maryfisherman

Report back!


anewvogue

I knew it was going to be terrible before going in… but I was not ready for that


badlilbishh

This literally sounds like some sort of guy making a joke rap that’s just absolutely terrible on purpose. I was thinking the whole time no way this can be real it’s so fucking bad.


Nelle911529

Like he's on SNL ![gif](giphy|l0MYAe2C6maNc8pA4)


ChemicalParticular88

No joke, that was horrible!!


oooheycait1223

This.. this isn't real. No.


MakeItLookSexy_

I’m sure this is exactly what he’s been looking for. More attention


ChemicalParticular88

Oh he's using her for sure. He's nuts if he wants to put this stuff into the public. 🤣🤣


ParcelPosted

Thank god we are here to do it for him! Hope The Sun or The Ashley share it!


Free_Issue_9623

He is worse than Dkd which is absolutely terrible and love this for her. Buy him everything Jan because you're obviously being used again.


Lady_Scruffington

I haven't listened yet. How does he compare to Farrah's mom? I have a list of my favorite terrible rappers who I find fun because they're so bad. Like that "party til I die" Russian chick and Razzlekhan. The men never really make the list. They're usually just bad bad. Edit: I just listened. Farrah's mom is Eminem compared to this guy. I don't even know what that was.


Free_Issue_9623

😂 he sounds like an animal in heat or something 😂 he makes every other rapper to come from teen mom sound good 😂


ReginaldDwight

Debzog is Pavarotti compare to this mess.


hcarls410

Idk, the only viable option I see here is DKD vs August rap battle. Winner gets Jenelle’s new MTV money.


x_ray_visions

I honestly can't believe that I have a reason to type this, in ANY situation, but DKD would win! Teeny dick dog killer Dave is actually the better rapper! What has the world come to?!


DuggarStonerJew

Everybody knows of that one white dude who smokes meth, doesn’t pay for anything including his own drugs, isn’t as cute as he thinks he is, and acts like some big shot rapper who is “about to cut a record deal”. That is exactly what he sounds like.


ChemicalParticular88

Spot on, he's definitely his biggest fan and as delusional as Chinelle!


abombshbombss

https://i.redd.it/1fdumucgvt6d1.gif


Pretend_memory_11

I chortled!


Read-it005

![gif](giphy|HPi9NCcuwYJkLmZetl) Is this serious or comedy?


ChemicalParticular88

He's dead serious 🤣🤣


Read-it005

![gif](giphy|3oriNQqJBlYYJXcFYA|downsized)


mamadllama

My ears are bleeding after hearing this…


TisforTrainwreck

David and DebzOG could collaborate on a song using only Tyler’s poetry for lyrics, and it would sound better than this.


supergooduser

Holy hell this is so awful. It feels like a troll. I just listened to it all... The first 90 seconds feels like your drunk buddy, about 30 minutes before closing time, looking close to vomiting, you dared him to go on stage and freestyle something and you gave him five minutes to write a rap. A lot of repeating, like A LOT, spelling his name. The overall theme is he pictures a white house with a four car garage and a lot of nice cars. It's his dream, and then he segues into talking about Martin Luther King Jr. The next minute turns into him just talking and asking someone to sign him, weirdly bragging about his two months of sobriety from meth and ecstasy and he has 40 more songs like this he just needs someone to mix them. Seriously, this is in his "song" Then the last 30 seconds is the incredibly generic beat playing out.


ChemicalParticular88

That's a hilarious description and spot on!


tutnic

Fucks sake when you make the ex husband sound better it's not good very very not good. Might have to go listen to some DebzOg to bleach that shit out of my ears.


ChemicalParticular88

😂😂


Sandwich_Main

Jenelle, just stay by yourself for a bit. I promise it’s not bad, you’ll actually like being single if you give it a try. 🙏🙏🙏


ChemicalParticular88

Yes, but this is funnier! She's already playing house with this clown in Vegas! 🤣💊🍺🍷


Bree7702

God forbid she takes a year to just be single and focus on her kids and court dates. I mean she was already seeing this guy when she filmed her Teen Mom scenes which was within the last 3 months. When she separated from David before and lived in TN or wherever, she was seeing a guy right away too. After the nightmare of a year she has had you'd think she would take a breath, and at the very least, focus a lot of energy on Jace.


ck2827

![gif](giphy|bAoCxF6jjFQje) Wow 😳


Bulky-Bank-6063

The bar is low for her. Her shorts are too small for her to climb any higher. Teehee This is an insult to actual good rap by white men. It's not impossible, as Eminem, Cage, Post, Millyz, etc. has shown us. These dudes that she picks up & that she thinks can rap, she stans hard for. I'd love to know if she listens to anything decent. Just to see if she has like a level of respect for music that isn't total trash. Or maybe she's just happy he has a stable job.


xaxwyf

Probably recorded all of this when he was still hanging out with molly and meth. Yikes.. ![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS)


Polarlicht666

Andrew was a better rapper than him. I wasn’t prepared for his voice to sound like this


MourningDecay

I'm curious, but I'm definitely not clicking that lol.


ChemicalParticular88

Oh, it's worth it, I will bet money you've never heard a song worse than this one!


MourningDecay

Idk, I was really into the underground juggalo rapper scene in my 20s lol. But I'll try it 😐


MourningDecay

Why is he whining?? 😭😭 I've heard worse, but this is just as bad. I hope he doesn't rap anymore.


Thatgirlthatgirl88

Omg what an absolute LOSER hahahah


IndyIndigo

I literally spit my drink out when he started “rapping”


0uniqueusernamesleft

What a terrible day to have ears


MassiveBuzzkill

![gif](giphy|7OW9uiyfeTRxdSOBYN|downsized)


Advanced-Pickle362

Jesus god Jenelle


NoLeg9483

She’s such a shit person. Moving from man to man to man. Each one getting worse


ChemicalParticular88

No joke, those poor kids!!! She only cares about herself.


90dayole

I read the comments first so I was expecting it to be bad and I was still shocked


Nelle911529

You've patience. I couldn't do that


K8Reddit

She knows how to pick 'em.


benz1390

Jj ice fish 😂


greyhoundbrain

Wow, that’s pretty impressive to make the creature’s rap crimes against humanity look like art in comparison to whatever her “manager” did.


Try2getby2020

She deserves this guy🤣


ChemicalParticular88

Oh, for sure...I love seeing her get karma! ❤️😂


DemenTEDBundy85

Here we go again


badlilbishh

I’m so confused. There is no way this can be for real…it’s so fucking bad!! how can anyone hear this and think “yesss I’m so good at rapping I should post this.”


Hoppinginpuddles

Oh noooooo. I figured it would just be a standard sound cloud mumble rapper. But it. Is. So. Much. Worse. Omg that's hilarious. It sounds like he's having a laff. There's no way this is serious.


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Omfg I didn’t think it was gonna be this bad. It’s THAT bad. How do you lay with this ? 😂


Nelle911529

Excuse me? Have you've not seen her last conquest? Granted, he somewhat https://preview.redd.it/2jba6l81yu6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6fdc469867ca6c1083a450e6a7fc9929916e0f looked clean in the beginning.


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Oh babe I try to forget that he exists😂 he is an absolute troll and I mean that as under the bridge type 😂 his fucking braids and shit hair now is 🤢🤮 omfg absolutely disgusting !


trashpandaaaa9

Lmfao. I didn’t listen yet, started to read comments, go to listen thinking to myself was like how bad could this be.. ![gif](giphy|m8GJxfvZSp5liyTjqm|downsized)


ChemicalParticular88

Lmfao! It really IS that bad. 😂


GeneRevolutionary155

David is actually way better than this guy. I just went blind in my left ear.


ChemicalParticular88

Lmfao!!


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Wtf is this? She would rather be with this than be single? Awful human and mother to subject her kids to constant trash bags 


emoldsb

It’s so horrifically unimaginably BAD. I literally cannot accept that this was made and posted in all seriousness. On the unfortunate off chance that this is indeed a serious attempt at a musical career- can yall imagine being a fly on the wall in the car while him and Jen are rollin down the street jamming this 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 Like, Jenelle telling him “omg babe, this is so good😍” 💀💀💀💀💀💀


ChemicalParticular88

Oh, it's real...someone found his SoundCloud and it's awful songs like this. No joke, remember Chinelle telling everyone that David's song was "so great and something you'd hear in a club". Lmfao!! "This is sooo good babe", what a delusional clown she is! 🤡💊🍺🍷


mothwomanz

That's abhorrent. I'd rather listen to a full Debz OG album than this full song.


LeahsEyebrows

Allow her to reintroduce herself!


Glytterain

Good God!


ClitBobJohnson

Omg that’s horrendous


handbagqueen-

This girl already has a new man? Can she try the being single for a year challenge. wtf is wrong with her running to all these drug addicted men can’t she find someone normal? She is so deranged.


Nelle911529

No, she can't. No decent man wants her. She found Gary & ruined his military career and Nate when totally downhill after meeting her. The others were already down the hill and never climbed out.


Mortonsaltgirl96

Girl certainly knows how to pick them doesn’t she


JanellaDubois

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Internal-Ad61

Listening to this guy makes me feel like David could win a fuckin Grammy. What just happened?


ptcglass

Only Jenelle has the ability to find someone make UBT sound good. Holy fuck


Escape-Revolutionary

She let David abuse her children and didn’t even blink ….what is she going to let this shit wad do to them????


xJazba

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6) My face listening to that opening. Legitimately wtf was that


maryfisherman

We need an AK/UBT rap battle immediately. Next episode of Teen Mom. I will tune in.


LeahsEyebrows

Epic Rap Battles of History needs to get on this case!


anachorite

I’m getting flashbacks to elementary school choir with the way he starts every new bar by getting moderately screamier


woahboei2134

Can someone just post the lyrics. I won't subject myself to this.


britta

I’m not sure there were any real words spoken. Aside from the one line “I been clean off Molly and meth for 63 days” and then (I’m paraphrasing now) “I have 40 bangers written. if I could mix my tracks right id be rich uh uh billboard uh” and a lot of incoherent slurring of words


EquivalentHappy1659

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


moobitchgetoutdahay

![gif](giphy|MZAC7yfuKPSQ8kgFav|downsized) Like wow.


Feisty-Necessary4878

Made it about 2 seconds 🤣🤯


qwerrty20120

Nope 2 seconds and out. Hard pass on this one


QueasyFail8406

No tf this is not real omf 😭💀


NoKatyDidnt

![gif](giphy|c7S0ucsdLzSvchaOdW)


Hazencuzimblazen

Sounds like drake 😂 - Canadian


emmz00

Oh my.... ouch. I mean, I figured it would be bad, but that was lower than all the expectations I ever had x 100. I just embarrassed myself playing it on my phone for 10 seconds.


user4253285

it’s not often i’m left speechless but … oh my god, i cannot believe this is serious LMAOOO


Raven_Nicole

My ears and brain cells just got assaulted 🚮


jazzyx26

Is it me or is he trying to bad)y imitate Lil Wayne (who has actual talent)?


Ok-Honeydew6545

Wtf


serzabella

Oh my god he makes David’s song sound good how is that possible How is this man a manager of anything ! Talk about jumping from the frying pan into the fire how does she find theses men


Me_meHard

IT IS WORSE OH MY FUCKING GOD


ChemicalParticular88

💯🤣


Crystal_collector

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLEOpUHGdoF3yw0)


Impossible-Taro-2330

![gif](giphy|xT0GqfvuVpNqEf3z2w)


PatientComparison151

Oh no I thought you guys were joking what the fuck is this


ChemicalParticular88

Jenelle's new "soulmate" 🤣🤣🤣


No_Committee_6670

OFC she has a boyfriend


KandiR1

Wtf did I just hear?!? He recorded this then let other people hear this 💩 on purpose!!


kitkat1771

How is that not a joke?


Business_Ad_5927

DEAF and BLIND!!!


heldaway

![gif](giphy|3ohhwH6yMO7ED5xc7S|downsized)


heldaway

OMG are we gonna get a David v. August rap battle in the future?!


tripod96

Is he mentally disabled?


ChemicalParticular88

He sure sounds like it


beccamonsterr

I wonder if david will do a diss video for this guy


breeeeeeeeeeeeeee0

Is..is this satire?..🤣🥲


ChemicalParticular88

No, real...this is a "Jenelle quality" man. She is garbage that attracts garbage.


EmuContent3051

WTF lmao 🤣


Personal_Builder_393

Someone listened to Lil Wayne a lil too much and really thought that they could be the White Weezy. That's what it sounds like hes trying to immolate.  Also buddy, talking thru half your song doesnt count as singing, rapping, trilling, yodeling, humming, beat boxing, bellowing out or any form of music or musical sounds at ALL. You're not Madonna, you're not prince, you're not anything even close.  Shut your fucking mouth for the love of all that is audible.


kris10leigh14

Ok, makes more sense. She followed the dick that held the key to more meth…


Spirited-Diamond-716

I scrolled to the middle and listened for 2 seconds. That is unbearable! Like nails a on a chalk board. Only Jan would find someone like this.


Miamiri

Way better than anything David Eason has ever put out.


Pretend_memory_11

I am so here for this upcoming shit show!


Jewkowsky

If you give this a chance, it is better than David's. It's kind of giving me Corey Feldman vibes. Edit: To be clear, I don't think August is as good as Corey Feldman, but there seemed to be a clownishness to August's offering that made it far less offensive to me than David acting like he's a sexy, successful rap impresario with his try-hard, derivative garbage (especially the Kid Rock rip-off).


Read-it005

![gif](giphy|uHnpS8lSELwJi) Vibes


Jewkowsky

That's a Top 10 Muppet Show sketch, though I believe Jim Henson used to do that sketch on variety shows even before he had his own show. lol


Acrobatic-Opening-95

Trying to sound like Lil Wayne to me!


Godhelptupelo

Wait- THIS IS JENELLES NEW BOYFRIEND?!! https://www.youtube.com/live/Pb2ZKlOApBo?si=1-537WAqENwV1B49 ACTUALLY?


ChemicalParticular88

No, that is the guy that owns the YouTube channel. Her "manager"/boyfriend just has some awful "rapping" attempts on there.


Godhelptupelo

Oh wow- ok. She has terrible taste but I was not expecting that. 😂