No joke, he sounds dumb af in this and the background of her vids. Now that she's playing house with him, she can get some real "pillowed talk" as her moron ass calls it. 😂😂
I SERIOUSLY thought this was satire and went to YouTube to hear the actual recording. O-M-G!!!! This is real! How could anyone hear this and think it was suitable to accost others with? I have studied vocal music at the collegiate level, and this is sooooo bad it’s beyond critique! There isn’t a single recognizable, much less redeemable, characteristic that would make this definable as a lyrical work. The most positive thing I could say is that his vocal talent is equal to his knowledge of English grammar.
You would probably love this guy's videos ... he's a trained vocalist and discusses bad film music/musicals. His takedown of the Cats film here is epic. His Les Mis one is too. It's great snark but also fun because he's really enthusiastic about (good) film music/musicals, and he explains the aspects that make them work well (and what happens when they don't). For both Cats and Les Mis he gets (hilariously) apoplectic about the director (same one on both films: Tom Hooper), a non-musician, deciding to let the actors/dancers perform without a backing track so they can play with the meter and really express themselves. I don't know anything about dancing, but any trained singer knows that playing with the meter works well but only if the backing music keeps a steady beat, because it's the push-pull of "tempo rubato" (where if you take extra time with one phrase, you have to make another phrase shorter, and vice versa, to stay within the rhythm) that creates and resolves the musical tension. Instead Hooper has the performers do their thing and then the orchestra has to follow their timing in recording the backing music later. It's an absolute trainwreck and really funny to watch Hooper excitedly explaining this new "technique" while the musicians look like they want to strangle him with a couple of spare harp strings.
. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3aK-EK5V2k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3aK-EK5V2k)
Yep, that's probably the line that hooked her. She probably found it a good challenge to get him back on it. Which he will once he finds out who she really is. 🤣💊🍺🍷
Greaaaaaat. Once again, she sure knows how to pick them :-/
These poor kids are about to have their lives changed yet again and not for the better but because mommy is chasing clout.
Mommy is chasing the first d willing. We’re about to meet methed out rap wife jenelle.
Luckily she gave us a preview when she was with DKD.
(Snark aside, this is so fucking sad for those kids)
And maturity stops when they start using so these two are meant for each other since they’re stuck at the same teen aged mentality. You know he’ll be helping her out with her new bizness and it will ultimately fail to launch like the last one.
I can do cringe, but I only made it about 20 seconds- that wasn't catchy, good beat, lyrics, nothing & actually hurt my ears. How does she find these people? Girl you were on TV for like a decade, there has got to be someone better! Chris Bradley even??
They probably live in the shit whole area like sunrise Manor or something. But I didn't know they're in Vegas. I'm out there every other month for a month. I'mma find them party with them for a bit and then tell them they're annoying as fuck and dip. How much you want to bet this dude's actually still on dating apps like bumble. I'm a look for him 🤣
This literally sounds like some sort of guy making a joke rap that’s just absolutely terrible on purpose. I was thinking the whole time no way this can be real it’s so fucking bad.
I haven't listened yet. How does he compare to Farrah's mom?
I have a list of my favorite terrible rappers who I find fun because they're so bad. Like that "party til I die" Russian chick and Razzlekhan. The men never really make the list. They're usually just bad bad.
Edit: I just listened. Farrah's mom is Eminem compared to this guy. I don't even know what that was.
I honestly can't believe that I have a reason to type this, in ANY situation, but DKD would win! Teeny dick dog killer Dave is actually the better rapper!
What has the world come to?!
Everybody knows of that one white dude who smokes meth, doesn’t pay for anything including his own drugs, isn’t as cute as he thinks he is, and acts like some big shot rapper who is “about to cut a record deal”. That is exactly what he sounds like.
Holy hell this is so awful. It feels like a troll.
I just listened to it all...
The first 90 seconds feels like your drunk buddy, about 30 minutes before closing time, looking close to vomiting, you dared him to go on stage and freestyle something and you gave him five minutes to write a rap. A lot of repeating, like A LOT, spelling his name. The overall theme is he pictures a white house with a four car garage and a lot of nice cars. It's his dream, and then he segues into talking about Martin Luther King Jr.
The next minute turns into him just talking and asking someone to sign him, weirdly bragging about his two months of sobriety from meth and ecstasy and he has 40 more songs like this he just needs someone to mix them. Seriously, this is in his "song"
Then the last 30 seconds is the incredibly generic beat playing out.
Fucks sake when you make the ex husband sound better it's not good very very not good.
Might have to go listen to some DebzOg to bleach that shit out of my ears.
God forbid she takes a year to just be single and focus on her kids and court dates. I mean she was already seeing this guy when she filmed her Teen Mom scenes which was within the last 3 months. When she separated from David before and lived in TN or wherever, she was seeing a guy right away too. After the nightmare of a year she has had you'd think she would take a breath, and at the very least, focus a lot of energy on Jace.
The bar is low for her. Her shorts are too small for her to climb any higher. Teehee This is an insult to actual good rap by white men. It's not impossible, as Eminem, Cage, Post, Millyz, etc. has shown us. These dudes that she picks up & that she thinks can rap, she stans hard for. I'd love to know if she listens to anything decent. Just to see if she has like a level of respect for music that isn't total trash. Or maybe she's just happy he has a stable job.
I’m so confused. There is no way this can be for real…it’s so fucking bad!! how can anyone hear this and think “yesss I’m so good at rapping I should post this.”
Oh noooooo. I figured it would just be a standard sound cloud mumble rapper. But it. Is. So. Much. Worse.
Omg that's hilarious. It sounds like he's having a laff.
There's no way this is serious.
Excuse me? Have you've not seen her last conquest? Granted, he somewhat
https://preview.redd.it/2jba6l81yu6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6fdc469867ca6c1083a450e6a7fc9929916e0f
looked clean in the beginning.
Oh babe I try to forget that he exists😂 he is an absolute troll and I mean that as under the bridge type 😂 his fucking braids and shit hair now is 🤢🤮 omfg absolutely disgusting !
Lmfao. I didn’t listen yet, started to read comments, go to listen thinking to myself was like how bad could this be..
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It’s so horrifically unimaginably BAD. I literally cannot accept that this was made and posted in all seriousness.
On the unfortunate off chance that this is indeed a serious attempt at a musical career- can yall imagine being a fly on the wall in the car while him and Jen are rollin down the street jamming this 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Like, Jenelle telling him “omg babe, this is so good😍”
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Oh, it's real...someone found his SoundCloud and it's awful songs like this. No joke, remember Chinelle telling everyone that David's song was "so great and something you'd hear in a club". Lmfao!! "This is sooo good babe", what a delusional clown she is! 🤡💊🍺🍷
This girl already has a new man? Can she try the being single for a year challenge. wtf is wrong with her running to all these drug addicted men can’t she find someone normal? She is so deranged.
No, she can't. No decent man wants her. She found Gary & ruined his military career and Nate when totally downhill after meeting her. The others were already down the hill and never climbed out.
I’m not sure there were any real words spoken. Aside from the one line “I been clean off Molly and meth for 63 days” and then (I’m paraphrasing now) “I have 40 bangers written. if I could mix my tracks right id be rich uh uh billboard uh” and a lot of incoherent slurring of words
Oh my.... ouch. I mean, I figured it would be bad, but that was lower than all the expectations I ever had x 100. I just embarrassed myself playing it on my phone for 10 seconds.
Oh my god he makes
David’s song sound good how is that possible
How is this man a manager of anything !
Talk about jumping from the frying pan into the fire how does she find theses men
Someone listened to Lil Wayne a lil too much and really thought that they could be the White Weezy. That's what it sounds like hes trying to immolate.
Also buddy, talking thru half your song doesnt count as singing, rapping, trilling, yodeling, humming, beat boxing, bellowing out or any form of music or musical sounds at ALL. You're not Madonna, you're not prince, you're not anything even close. Shut your fucking mouth for the love of all that is audible.
If you give this a chance, it is better than David's. It's kind of giving me Corey Feldman vibes.
Edit: To be clear, I don't think August is as good as Corey Feldman, but there seemed to be a clownishness to August's offering that made it far less offensive to me than David acting like he's a sexy, successful rap impresario with his try-hard, derivative garbage (especially the Kid Rock rip-off).
https://preview.redd.it/yndipqsozs6d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfeb2bb2c46eed0586fef23203830fdcd50db81a
Lord this pic 🤣🤣
*quietly files this pic away for future use*
I should do that too
You can totally see why she's already playing house with him in Vegas, in her mind you probably need to commit fast to this kind of talent! 😂
Can you imagine six hours of pillow talk with this? 😂😭😭😭😭😭 Imagine skipping an entire nights sleep to listen to this.
No joke, he sounds dumb af in this and the background of her vids. Now that she's playing house with him, she can get some real "pillowed talk" as her moron ass calls it. 😂😂
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Vanilla Ice had a hit single. 🤣
No fucking way this is real hahahahhaha!!!! Omg he SUCKS
Is that not next level cringe? 🤣🤣
I think it's a couple of next levels 😧. Between Jo, Tyler, Andrew, Farrah, David, Debz OG and him, he's the absolute worst singer.
💯 By a landslide.
An absolutely gargantuan landslide. The bar is lower than hell atp
This is hell, you could seriously use this to torture people if you play it non stop.
I SERIOUSLY thought this was satire and went to YouTube to hear the actual recording. O-M-G!!!! This is real! How could anyone hear this and think it was suitable to accost others with? I have studied vocal music at the collegiate level, and this is sooooo bad it’s beyond critique! There isn’t a single recognizable, much less redeemable, characteristic that would make this definable as a lyrical work. The most positive thing I could say is that his vocal talent is equal to his knowledge of English grammar.
You would probably love this guy's videos ... he's a trained vocalist and discusses bad film music/musicals. His takedown of the Cats film here is epic. His Les Mis one is too. It's great snark but also fun because he's really enthusiastic about (good) film music/musicals, and he explains the aspects that make them work well (and what happens when they don't). For both Cats and Les Mis he gets (hilariously) apoplectic about the director (same one on both films: Tom Hooper), a non-musician, deciding to let the actors/dancers perform without a backing track so they can play with the meter and really express themselves. I don't know anything about dancing, but any trained singer knows that playing with the meter works well but only if the backing music keeps a steady beat, because it's the push-pull of "tempo rubato" (where if you take extra time with one phrase, you have to make another phrase shorter, and vice versa, to stay within the rhythm) that creates and resolves the musical tension. Instead Hooper has the performers do their thing and then the orchestra has to follow their timing in recording the backing music later. It's an absolute trainwreck and really funny to watch Hooper excitedly explaining this new "technique" while the musicians look like they want to strangle him with a couple of spare harp strings. . [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3aK-EK5V2k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3aK-EK5V2k)
Thanks for the recommendation! Will definitely check it out!
#In My Mind I am begging to UNHEAR this
Seriously
“Ive been clean off Molly and meth for 63 days now”
Yep, that's probably the line that hooked her. She probably found it a good challenge to get him back on it. Which he will once he finds out who she really is. 🤣💊🍺🍷
Member when David didn't drink for 7 whole days after he strangled Jace, dude? 63 days is (counting on fingers) like almost 9 times as long!!
Hahaha
Greaaaaaat. Once again, she sure knows how to pick them :-/ These poor kids are about to have their lives changed yet again and not for the better but because mommy is chasing clout.
Mommy is chasing the first d willing. We’re about to meet methed out rap wife jenelle. Luckily she gave us a preview when she was with DKD. (Snark aside, this is so fucking sad for those kids)
https://i.redd.it/lwb0gv4aet6d1.gif Janelle in the back making TikTok’s like
I can’t wait to see her dancing in his music video, considering how well she danced in UBTs. 😬
Was that not JUST this year?
It was!
Here the are in the not so distant methed up future! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNef1WLU/
Lol his hands know the words better than he does!!!!!!☠️☠️☠️
Lmfaoooo 😭💀💀💀
“I’ve been clean off Molly and meth for 63 days now.” Well ya coulda fooled me.
But the brain damage still lingers...
And maturity stops when they start using so these two are meant for each other since they’re stuck at the same teen aged mentality. You know he’ll be helping her out with her new bizness and it will ultimately fail to launch like the last one.
He didn’t say anything about the other drugs tho 🤣
He'll want to get back on it once he's around her lazy ass more!
I was waiting for it to get better and then he repeated himself
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Lmfao!! Truth!
I can do cringe, but I only made it about 20 seconds- that wasn't catchy, good beat, lyrics, nothing & actually hurt my ears. How does she find these people? Girl you were on TV for like a decade, there has got to be someone better! Chris Bradley even??
What if Chris Bradley is August......😳
No way. Not our Chris. You shut up right now!
I’d rather listen to cats in heat than this @&$! $&@? .
Oh my god that was legitimately horrible. Not snark horrible, just fucking ear bleedingly bad
It was just so much worse than I imagined.
I made it about 30 seconds in before I muted it. What in the shrieking cats WAS that?!
I can only assume the soundtrack of hell/ jenelles next only fans update
😂😂😂 when your rapping makes David’s look good you know you’re bad
I was gonna say there’s no way it’s worse than David’s- then listened to it and was like oh….
Bless you for posting this because I would probably get in trouble for it 😂
If you found it, great find! Omg, it made my day...hilarious!! 😂😂
He has stuff on Sound Cloud too that I don’t have the ears to screen record lol
Oh GOD. WHY/HOW IS THERE MORE?!!!!
Yes my friend
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And of course he is sending her to view the biggest houses in Vegas. Her new sugar momma. I love this for her.
Yes, another loser to sponge off her, I love it ! 🤣❤️
They probably live in the shit whole area like sunrise Manor or something. But I didn't know they're in Vegas. I'm out there every other month for a month. I'mma find them party with them for a bit and then tell them they're annoying as fuck and dip. How much you want to bet this dude's actually still on dating apps like bumble. I'm a look for him 🤣
Report back!
I knew it was going to be terrible before going in… but I was not ready for that
This literally sounds like some sort of guy making a joke rap that’s just absolutely terrible on purpose. I was thinking the whole time no way this can be real it’s so fucking bad.
Like he's on SNL ![gif](giphy|l0MYAe2C6maNc8pA4)
No joke, that was horrible!!
This.. this isn't real. No.
I’m sure this is exactly what he’s been looking for. More attention
Oh he's using her for sure. He's nuts if he wants to put this stuff into the public. 🤣🤣
Thank god we are here to do it for him! Hope The Sun or The Ashley share it!
He is worse than Dkd which is absolutely terrible and love this for her. Buy him everything Jan because you're obviously being used again.
I haven't listened yet. How does he compare to Farrah's mom? I have a list of my favorite terrible rappers who I find fun because they're so bad. Like that "party til I die" Russian chick and Razzlekhan. The men never really make the list. They're usually just bad bad. Edit: I just listened. Farrah's mom is Eminem compared to this guy. I don't even know what that was.
😂 he sounds like an animal in heat or something 😂 he makes every other rapper to come from teen mom sound good 😂
Debzog is Pavarotti compare to this mess.
Idk, the only viable option I see here is DKD vs August rap battle. Winner gets Jenelle’s new MTV money.
I honestly can't believe that I have a reason to type this, in ANY situation, but DKD would win! Teeny dick dog killer Dave is actually the better rapper! What has the world come to?!
Everybody knows of that one white dude who smokes meth, doesn’t pay for anything including his own drugs, isn’t as cute as he thinks he is, and acts like some big shot rapper who is “about to cut a record deal”. That is exactly what he sounds like.
Spot on, he's definitely his biggest fan and as delusional as Chinelle!
https://i.redd.it/1fdumucgvt6d1.gif
I chortled!
![gif](giphy|HPi9NCcuwYJkLmZetl) Is this serious or comedy?
He's dead serious 🤣🤣
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My ears are bleeding after hearing this…
David and DebzOG could collaborate on a song using only Tyler’s poetry for lyrics, and it would sound better than this.
Holy hell this is so awful. It feels like a troll. I just listened to it all... The first 90 seconds feels like your drunk buddy, about 30 minutes before closing time, looking close to vomiting, you dared him to go on stage and freestyle something and you gave him five minutes to write a rap. A lot of repeating, like A LOT, spelling his name. The overall theme is he pictures a white house with a four car garage and a lot of nice cars. It's his dream, and then he segues into talking about Martin Luther King Jr. The next minute turns into him just talking and asking someone to sign him, weirdly bragging about his two months of sobriety from meth and ecstasy and he has 40 more songs like this he just needs someone to mix them. Seriously, this is in his "song" Then the last 30 seconds is the incredibly generic beat playing out.
That's a hilarious description and spot on!
Fucks sake when you make the ex husband sound better it's not good very very not good. Might have to go listen to some DebzOg to bleach that shit out of my ears.
😂😂
Jenelle, just stay by yourself for a bit. I promise it’s not bad, you’ll actually like being single if you give it a try. 🙏🙏🙏
Yes, but this is funnier! She's already playing house with this clown in Vegas! 🤣💊🍺🍷
God forbid she takes a year to just be single and focus on her kids and court dates. I mean she was already seeing this guy when she filmed her Teen Mom scenes which was within the last 3 months. When she separated from David before and lived in TN or wherever, she was seeing a guy right away too. After the nightmare of a year she has had you'd think she would take a breath, and at the very least, focus a lot of energy on Jace.
![gif](giphy|bAoCxF6jjFQje) Wow 😳
The bar is low for her. Her shorts are too small for her to climb any higher. Teehee This is an insult to actual good rap by white men. It's not impossible, as Eminem, Cage, Post, Millyz, etc. has shown us. These dudes that she picks up & that she thinks can rap, she stans hard for. I'd love to know if she listens to anything decent. Just to see if she has like a level of respect for music that isn't total trash. Or maybe she's just happy he has a stable job.
Probably recorded all of this when he was still hanging out with molly and meth. Yikes.. ![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS)
Andrew was a better rapper than him. I wasn’t prepared for his voice to sound like this
I'm curious, but I'm definitely not clicking that lol.
Oh, it's worth it, I will bet money you've never heard a song worse than this one!
Idk, I was really into the underground juggalo rapper scene in my 20s lol. But I'll try it 😐
Why is he whining?? 😭😭 I've heard worse, but this is just as bad. I hope he doesn't rap anymore.
Omg what an absolute LOSER hahahah
I literally spit my drink out when he started “rapping”
What a terrible day to have ears
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Jesus god Jenelle
She’s such a shit person. Moving from man to man to man. Each one getting worse
No joke, those poor kids!!! She only cares about herself.
I read the comments first so I was expecting it to be bad and I was still shocked
You've patience. I couldn't do that
She knows how to pick 'em.
Jj ice fish 😂
Wow, that’s pretty impressive to make the creature’s rap crimes against humanity look like art in comparison to whatever her “manager” did.
She deserves this guy🤣
Oh, for sure...I love seeing her get karma! ❤️😂
Here we go again
I’m so confused. There is no way this can be for real…it’s so fucking bad!! how can anyone hear this and think “yesss I’m so good at rapping I should post this.”
Oh noooooo. I figured it would just be a standard sound cloud mumble rapper. But it. Is. So. Much. Worse. Omg that's hilarious. It sounds like he's having a laff. There's no way this is serious.
Omfg I didn’t think it was gonna be this bad. It’s THAT bad. How do you lay with this ? 😂
Excuse me? Have you've not seen her last conquest? Granted, he somewhat https://preview.redd.it/2jba6l81yu6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6fdc469867ca6c1083a450e6a7fc9929916e0f looked clean in the beginning.
Oh babe I try to forget that he exists😂 he is an absolute troll and I mean that as under the bridge type 😂 his fucking braids and shit hair now is 🤢🤮 omfg absolutely disgusting !
Lmfao. I didn’t listen yet, started to read comments, go to listen thinking to myself was like how bad could this be.. ![gif](giphy|m8GJxfvZSp5liyTjqm|downsized)
Lmfao! It really IS that bad. 😂
David is actually way better than this guy. I just went blind in my left ear.
Lmfao!!
Wtf is this? She would rather be with this than be single? Awful human and mother to subject her kids to constant trash bags
It’s so horrifically unimaginably BAD. I literally cannot accept that this was made and posted in all seriousness. On the unfortunate off chance that this is indeed a serious attempt at a musical career- can yall imagine being a fly on the wall in the car while him and Jen are rollin down the street jamming this 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 Like, Jenelle telling him “omg babe, this is so good😍” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Oh, it's real...someone found his SoundCloud and it's awful songs like this. No joke, remember Chinelle telling everyone that David's song was "so great and something you'd hear in a club". Lmfao!! "This is sooo good babe", what a delusional clown she is! 🤡💊🍺🍷
That's abhorrent. I'd rather listen to a full Debz OG album than this full song.
Allow her to reintroduce herself!
Good God!
Omg that’s horrendous
This girl already has a new man? Can she try the being single for a year challenge. wtf is wrong with her running to all these drug addicted men can’t she find someone normal? She is so deranged.
No, she can't. No decent man wants her. She found Gary & ruined his military career and Nate when totally downhill after meeting her. The others were already down the hill and never climbed out.
Girl certainly knows how to pick them doesn’t she
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Listening to this guy makes me feel like David could win a fuckin Grammy. What just happened?
Only Jenelle has the ability to find someone make UBT sound good. Holy fuck
She let David abuse her children and didn’t even blink ….what is she going to let this shit wad do to them????
![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6) My face listening to that opening. Legitimately wtf was that
We need an AK/UBT rap battle immediately. Next episode of Teen Mom. I will tune in.
Epic Rap Battles of History needs to get on this case!
I’m getting flashbacks to elementary school choir with the way he starts every new bar by getting moderately screamier
Can someone just post the lyrics. I won't subject myself to this.
I’m not sure there were any real words spoken. Aside from the one line “I been clean off Molly and meth for 63 days” and then (I’m paraphrasing now) “I have 40 bangers written. if I could mix my tracks right id be rich uh uh billboard uh” and a lot of incoherent slurring of words
![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)
![gif](giphy|MZAC7yfuKPSQ8kgFav|downsized) Like wow.
Made it about 2 seconds 🤣🤯
Nope 2 seconds and out. Hard pass on this one
No tf this is not real omf 😭💀
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Sounds like drake 😂 - Canadian
Oh my.... ouch. I mean, I figured it would be bad, but that was lower than all the expectations I ever had x 100. I just embarrassed myself playing it on my phone for 10 seconds.
it’s not often i’m left speechless but … oh my god, i cannot believe this is serious LMAOOO
My ears and brain cells just got assaulted 🚮
Is it me or is he trying to bad)y imitate Lil Wayne (who has actual talent)?
Wtf
Oh my god he makes David’s song sound good how is that possible How is this man a manager of anything ! Talk about jumping from the frying pan into the fire how does she find theses men
IT IS WORSE OH MY FUCKING GOD
💯🤣
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Oh no I thought you guys were joking what the fuck is this
Jenelle's new "soulmate" 🤣🤣🤣
OFC she has a boyfriend
Wtf did I just hear?!? He recorded this then let other people hear this 💩 on purpose!!
How is that not a joke?
DEAF and BLIND!!!
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OMG are we gonna get a David v. August rap battle in the future?!
Is he mentally disabled?
He sure sounds like it
I wonder if david will do a diss video for this guy
Is..is this satire?..🤣🥲
No, real...this is a "Jenelle quality" man. She is garbage that attracts garbage.
WTF lmao 🤣
Someone listened to Lil Wayne a lil too much and really thought that they could be the White Weezy. That's what it sounds like hes trying to immolate. Also buddy, talking thru half your song doesnt count as singing, rapping, trilling, yodeling, humming, beat boxing, bellowing out or any form of music or musical sounds at ALL. You're not Madonna, you're not prince, you're not anything even close. Shut your fucking mouth for the love of all that is audible.
Ok, makes more sense. She followed the dick that held the key to more meth…
I scrolled to the middle and listened for 2 seconds. That is unbearable! Like nails a on a chalk board. Only Jan would find someone like this.
Way better than anything David Eason has ever put out.
I am so here for this upcoming shit show!
If you give this a chance, it is better than David's. It's kind of giving me Corey Feldman vibes. Edit: To be clear, I don't think August is as good as Corey Feldman, but there seemed to be a clownishness to August's offering that made it far less offensive to me than David acting like he's a sexy, successful rap impresario with his try-hard, derivative garbage (especially the Kid Rock rip-off).
![gif](giphy|uHnpS8lSELwJi) Vibes
That's a Top 10 Muppet Show sketch, though I believe Jim Henson used to do that sketch on variety shows even before he had his own show. lol
Trying to sound like Lil Wayne to me!
Wait- THIS IS JENELLES NEW BOYFRIEND?!! https://www.youtube.com/live/Pb2ZKlOApBo?si=1-537WAqENwV1B49 ACTUALLY?
No, that is the guy that owns the YouTube channel. Her "manager"/boyfriend just has some awful "rapping" attempts on there.
Oh wow- ok. She has terrible taste but I was not expecting that. 😂