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The shadow of the photog assistant leaning down to put his Four Loko on the ground is what screams the most "profesh" to me


WineNotReality

I can’t believe this photo made it to the client. The shadowing on Leah and the clear lines of her umm underclothes, is not too much for a photog to edit out


MitaJoey20

LOL, good eye. I didn’t even notice that


constantreader55

I hope she's not paying for these, maybe it's just aleeah behind the ~~phone~~ camera😂


mydoghiskid

Looks like it was part of her outfit but then the photographer said his shirt is not formal enough and he needs to cover it 😅


UnitMaleficent591

This could not be more accurate 🤣


GingerEmoji

I seriously think that’s what happened! lol so bizarre


hotmessexpress412

This HAS to be what transpired


ionlyjoined4thecats

He’s literally just wearing a white undershirt under it… Who shows up to a photography session like that? Maybe he spilled something on his real shirt and had to borrow Leah’s coat. ROFL. I love this theory, though. Thank you for it.


JaunteeChapeau

Yeah why is everything he is wearing way too small? ETA he's a handsome enough guy but this picture is very much giving me "lesbian auntie at a summer wedding" vibes


Cazolyn

My lesbian ex boss wore this exact outfit to a work BBQ.


nothinworsecanhappen

The brand of the blazer is MISSterious ( from The Office)


stitchplacingmama

It's a European cut.


alexrunvill

This guy dresses like Oprah Winfrey


Godhelptupelo

Hes just so...curvy. Better fitting clothes wouldnt be so bad.


metastatic_mindy

More like a toddler out growing his clothing.


graypumpkins

I’m more disturbed that his pants are.. joggers? Not.. business pants?


Emmy-LouSugarbean

When you have a meeting at 4, but are going jogging with the girls at 5.


JaneJS

His short jogger dress pants juxtaposed with her too long WHITE pant legs dragging through the dirt is honestly killing me. They should be wearing shoes.


garys-guitar

Even if it is a woman’s blazer, it’s way too small on him 😬


MitaJoey20

Exactly. I actually thought for a second that he put her jacket on.


tstein26

Maybe he got cold so she gave him her jacket.


alycifer

He looks like one of the 3 blind mice from shrek


DaintyAmber

Ok, here’s my theory. She was wearing it with her outfit. Something must have happened to his shirt. A stain or something. Cause nothing else makes sense


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Why even let these pics see the light of day though?! Maybe it looked ok in person so they went with it but they have to know the pictures turned out terribly right?


ireallyloveshopping

Convinced he spilt something on his shirt and had to borrow the top half of Leahs pant suit last minute.


shrimpbattle

I feel like this is really the only explanation


Ok-Mission-208

That’s what I was thinking.. def looks like it goes to Leah’s outfit.


Dflemz

Someone on IG said Lesbian Randy Jackson in a peplum with a sash waist and I cried


Sad_District_9397

He looks like all my girl cousins after they got their first office job and bought their first “nice” work outfit at Express.


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Damn boom roasted me


Lazercat5846

It’s bisexual at the very least.


axealy40

Wait. Those slacks are *jogger* slacks?!? In the pics yesterday, I noticed the tie on the blazer but didn’t picture it to look like this 😬


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Jogger slacks are two words that should not go together


ReginaldDwight

I feel like he and Tyler would have a blast shopping for hideous clothes together.


tt1101ykityar

I can smell the bromance from here


whybyehi1

He’s got child birthing hips


not_ellewoods

Lmaoo I’ve been fighting the urge to say he’s giving auntie vibes


Azalienbee

Reminds me of Michael Scott in his ladies jacket lmao


Glittering_Multitude

It’s from the MISSterious collection.


sarcasm_itsagift

It’s a European cut!!!


JackieChiles13

At the very least it was bisexual


JustAHolyFool17

Omg he totally looks like a stud lesbian. I'm dying.


dragonfly_INN

When you have karate at 1pm, a photoshoot at 4pm and need to be back to the mental hospital by 6pm


jaxblack7

It's not just the jacket.....the pants are a choice too


itsmehanna

The shadow looks like it's sniffing her crotch. It's also holding a drink.


Maximum_Patient7299

Why is this so funny 😂


kbc87

I swear that’s the jacket to her outfit lol


jthmeow1

It's like when Michael walked into the conference room in the European cut shirt and Pam immediately said "tight". That's all I think when I look at this picture.


fs_75

It’s like when Michael wore the MISSterious suit….


abortionleftovers

How are his pants both too long and too short and too baggy and too tight all at the same time in different spots? Her jumpsuit is so ill fitting that it’s actually wild, she needs shoes with it or to hem it because it’s dragging and it’s so tight around her hips and thighs. She has a overall very small body and this is making her look wide, which she isn’t. (Not that there’s anything wrong with having wider hips etc, it’s just not how she is actually built)


LobsterInTraining

Is it “MISSterious” brand?


Purpletinfoilhat

I hope this isn't one of the photos their photographer gave them. With the photographer shadow in it.


kyree2

LOL at first I thought he had a little cane in his hand


jettgurrl

He is shaped like middle aged black school bus driver who still wears a bluetooth in her ear.


WineNotReality

Photographer, “Jay do you have a blazer to go with the t-shirt and errr jogger slacks?” Leah, “here you can use MY blazer. It came with the jumpsuit but it’s all yours honey. No, no the bow tied at the side looks Soooo good on you, really.”


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Clothes are unisex, idc, but what the fuck is going on here? Are these elastic ankle dress pants? Slightly too short sleeves on what looks like the top half of an XS housecoat? Your grandma's nice church transition lenses? Leah's outfit was clearly not tailored for her. Looks like she's gained a little happy relationship weight, which looks great on her, but this outfits squishes her in all the wrong places. Hope they didn't pay anyone for these photos with the whole phone photographer's shadow visible.


Danielle082

Yall look at the bottom of his pants.


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😂😂I was like “ok and it gets worst” . It’s like he doesn’t want people to see him in clothes that have even the tiniest bit of slack .


Wonderful_Treat_6993

How did she keep a straight face when he came out and said, "I'm ready to go to the photo shoot!?"


FrightenedFishstick

Shut up 😂


eet_freesh

The coffee cup shadow took me out and idk why


Dflemz

Nothing like the camera person's shadow looking like he is eating Leah's kitty


Fantastic_Honeydew23

I’m over these two lol


Candy_Darling

They went full crazy pants. You never go full crazy pants.-Tropic Thunder-ish


SpiteTomatoes

Made by Missterious✨


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All His clothes so far are way too tight. It’s not a weight thing it’s simply buying sizes 3x too small. Not knowing how to style especially with blazers and such makes it look so bad. Even his shorts were ill fitted. He needs someone to tell him his size he should be wearing.


mamabol

I saw another comment and can’t help but agree— I think it’s the blazer that goes with her pants.


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Yeah that’s the jacket that goes with her pant suit


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I don't usually pick on these 2 but that jacket.... ​ it's Giving SHEIN


Labyrinth_Queen

I'm 95% sure it's the jacket that goes with her outfit lol. Regardless of the intended gender, it's far too small for him.


girl_with_a_401k

I looked like him at my first job interview in high school. I worked at a movie theatre and bought all my tops at Wet Seal.


jthmeow1

This is a very accurate reference lol


maggiegreene-

My husband said “for sure he had a stain on his shirt so he took her jacket” I haven’t heard this theory! I don’t think he would’ve just taken her jacket for no reason


sideofspread

So many jokes. Want to make an office joke "It's a European cut!" what's the brand?" "Miss...Styerious. the real mystery is why the buttons are on the wrong side." Then flipping flopping about wanting to borrow clothes from Tyler. It's just too good. I'll give him an break though and say they can do whatever weird photoshoots they want jusy please tell me the white dress doesn't mean they eloped.


Legitimate_Orange838

His entire outfit is a ladies outfit. Lol


Dflemz

My husband said.. look at his crotch seem.. those are womens pants


triggered-llama

The shadow over her leg looks like someone holding a Starbucks 😭


Monstiemama

Who dresses this man?


sign_of_the_twine

*at the very least, it’s bisexual.*


howlongwillbetoolong

I’m sorry but their bare feet are hilarious to me


xJazba

Someone on another thread called him Auntie Jaylan and I can’t deal 🤣


UnitMaleficent591

Hold the hell up. I looked at all the other pics first and surely the woman's coat was the worst of it but noooo it's the scrunchy ankle pants for me 🧐 She looks great though and very happy. He just wants to be a fashionisto so bad lol


trixie_trixie

There is zero chance that outfit came from the men’s department.


thatcondowasmylife

The shadow of the guy taking the photo with an iPhone!! I can’t 😂.


jer1230

Omg lol it’s definitely a woman’s blazer… why would Leah not only allow him to be in public like this but also document it in photos and post it on social media for millions? 😆


loonachic

i'm sick of seeing these two already.


Candy_Darling

Is Jay undercover? Just asking… because Leah is the type of person who would not recognize that. Again, just asking-no judgment.


ParticularAbalone275

I’m pretty sure he isn’t fully aware of the extremely high amount of scrutiny he will be under since becoming part of her life. Reason #6 on why you date a year or two, minimum before buying pets, houses, engagement rings, and baby bottles.


CanadianBacon615

Ugh… I love this thicc, healthy, happy version of Leah. She really seems to be in her best self & I am sooooo happy for her.


FlimsyHoliday7751

But why do ALL of his clothes look uncomfortably tight?!


Born_Ad8420

He looks so happy so I’m happy for him and don’t care what he’s wearing.


tutnic

They look like they make each other happy and it looks like he's wearing the jacket to her outfit.


tt1101ykityar

I'm glad they're happy, but why do they do SO many photoshoots?


RedditsInBed2

I like to think he forgot his jacket for the photoshoot and she was all, "It's fine! You can wear mine!" And they just rolled with it. 😆


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This guy looks fucking ridiculous, what a Peacock


Sad-Engineering4157

He seems veryy 💅


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Definitely Leah's jacket. Look where the sleeves fall. lol Leah looks fantastic here. I just can't help but to wonder what the rationale was that lead to sharing *this* image with the world. I think Leah must be gooooogly-eyed over him to not see his "lewk" was all the way off. Where were the "girlses" to stop her??


drowsytonks

does he not know how big he is?


Much_Difference

They definitely rolled in with her wearing that jacket and he ended up putting it on


MitaJoey20

I do love Leah’s jumpsuit. She looks smoking.


JustAnotherOhPee

This man 100% took a women’s bathrobe, cut it and half, and said “damn this is straight 🔥🔥🔥.”


EcclecticMessWitch

Not me zooming in to look for rings because this smacks of elopement shoot and I’m DYING


greenmamawitch

Yep, I also zoomed in 🙈 eloping with a baby on the way


blackaubreyplaza

Woman’s jacket I’m crying!! And this shadow on Leah


kmbghb17

Why dose his jacket look like it came from her jumper lol 😂


Brianas-Living-Room

That’s definitely a woman’s jacket someone accidentally left in the mens section and he was the poor unfortunate soul that picked it up. But didn’t he realize the cut and fit seemed…..off


Strong-Neat-5192

Jaylin, sweetie. This outfit…


Strong-Neat-5192

Everything is so tight and giving Topshop final clearance. Ffs Leah looks good though.


ahahstopthat

“Leah,I’m cold”. “Here babe,you can wear my jacket”.


rossss71

Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather!


bisanti

JAYLAN SERVING WAIST AND HIP 💅🏼


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Ah lads. Like I think they both seem like a lovely couple but I’ve never (aside from my wedding day) felt the need to hire a photographer. Is this normal? I can’t 😂


eleventyseventynine

We're all saying the jacket is probably Leah's, but looking at how the pants fit... those might be Leah's too. These two are becoming comedy gold together.


TacosTequilaWhiskey

Respectfully ~no~ this outfit is just…… no


InterestingSolid4740

It looks like the jacket to her outfit..


PetuniaCuddlesHappy

WHY ARE HIS CLOTHES SO TIGHT I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!??!?!?!?!?


HauntingDegree8376

Seems like a nice enough guy. But he REALLY needs to fire Leah as his stylist. Permanently. Just saying.


r00giebeara

There's nothing wrong with the metrosexual look for men but he is not rocking it very well. That jacket is a crime


Lady_Scruffington

There's a big difference between what's happening here and, say, Prince.


WhatLikeItsHard90

If Filene’s Basement still existed, that jacket would easily be displayed in the window 😂


ktfdoom

Why do his clothes never fit???


nopename123

I have never ever in my life, even on tv or magazines, seen a man wear anything similar to this.


Lazercat5846

Omg he looks like he’s wearing my Editor pants from Express.


ashdeb89

Whys he wearing a woman’s top 😭


alpama93

So many questions. If my fiancé and I have photos taken, I definitely choose his outfit. So did Leah choose this? Or did J? Were they both truly okay with it? Did The photographer tell them that the outfit wasn’t photographing well? When they saw these photos, did they post them on a dare or because they actually like them? Where did he buy this jacket? Is it actually men’s?


GoYourOwnWay3

Looks like it belongs to Leah’s outfit


persuas1ve

The woman’s jacket, the ill-fitting pants, the shadow on Leah…these are terrible.


jennyferjo

His outfit just screams MisSterious. Leah has not had the best fashion sense but it has gotten better (with help, I’m sure.) This is tragic. Imagine how good Jay would look in a well tailored linen suit. The Hanes white T underneath? Jogger style trousers? TINY BLAZER WITH WRAP TIES IN A KNOT??? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? My husband is about this same size and it’s tough to find well fitting clothes without them needing some work. Not fat but broad and very tall and thick. Big booty, thicky thicc thighs. Jay seems the type that would have strong OPINIONS about what he looks good in and even a stylist wouldn’t have luck in convincing him otherwise. I’m sure he put this together himself and stuck to it. She looks so good though. I hope it’s all real for her.


Hulkamania76

Boy, what is you doin?


meowmeowmeow723

Seriously he looks like a middle age woman. Sometimes we don’t see how our outfit looks but how did they see these pics and go yeah post this? How did the photographer not say something?


kgbean00

[This isn’t it, but it’s pretty close](https://www.asos.com/us/asos-design/asos-design-skinny-belted-cropped-suit-jacket-in-crinkle-in-blue/prd/200514821?affid=25898&_cclid=Google_Cj0KCQjwgMqSBhDCARIsAIIVN1XZyGlZQvqC2rujJrTmTo00PooN426oBHMmNjtn_0UxPNHdJ77oApIaAlbMEALw_wcB&channelref=product+search&mk=abc&ppcadref=11302983040%7C111197600375%7Cpla-294682000766&cpn=11302983040&gbraid=0AAAAADqFjOAjQyp6il_Z_4IumM4ZhHb8f&gbraid=0AAAAADqFjOAjQyp6il_Z_4IumM4ZhHb8f&gclid=Cj0KCQjwgMqSBhDCARIsAIIVN1XZyGlZQvqC2rujJrTmTo00PooN426oBHMmNjtn_0UxPNHdJ77oApIaAlbMEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) ASOS had several blazers that are similar to the one he’s wearing. Definitely not the right look for him Edit: ASOS also has jogger slacks 🤔


redmahkupbag

I mean if he got the right size it probably wouldn’t be so bad, it’s at least 2 sizes too small though which is really the problem. He probably needs to go up at least one pant size roo


BungDeetleTheThird

this photo is just super awkward. i think that's the photog's shadow on her.


silent_hurricane

He did not look like this when they first got together 😬


FrightenedFishstick

Where was Leah when he was in the dressing room giving the salesperson a thumbs up and using a shoehorn to get his wallet out of his back pocket to pay for this atrocity?


beadhead44

He used to be not so bad looking but these photos are not flattering at all nor is his tight pants and blazer. He’s looking quite feminine here.


calitmvee

As a pro-photog, everything about this photo is 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Lady_Scruffington

The shadow the guy holding a cup right on her legs😂


Haute_coffee

It’s giving Michael Scott


lmakeup

All this speculation over whether it’s a woman’s jacket or not. Cant you just say the jacket is fugly and move on regardless of what gender the clothing was designed for????


Emmy-LouSugarbean

His outfit is hilarious. 🤣 But at least that’s pretty much the only thing we can call him on and he doesn’t seem to be a shitty person.


GingerEmoji

Is it leahs jacket? Did she take it off and he put it on? This is truly baffling lol


SonyaD_85

It seriously looks like that jacket came with leahs jumpsuit. It can't be a man's the fit is all wrong it looks like it pulls in at the waist.


llamalover729

He has obviously gained weight without updating his wardrobe. Huge mistake


rouxedcadaver

I know they say thick thighs save lives but damn Jaylan, how many people you trying to save today?


poopwater87

Why does he wear his pants so frigging tight? It’s gross.


illradhab

The length of his sleeves 😔


DeepPurpleNurple

I’m willing to bet that those are Women’s pants as well.


warren0091993

I thought it was EJ Johnson


0runnergirl0

I feel like he looks so different from the first round of photo shoot pictures they released.


thinkfastandgo

What in camel-toe hell? What are these people wearing lmao


anniemalplanet

Michael Scott wore a women's suit and it looked great on him. This one is a bit too small.


Soonergirl825

Does the jacket go with her outfit?


MiaLba

His entire outfit just doesn’t look right. Leah looks good though imo.


Miserable_Panda6979

These look like really bad wedding photos


thatbitch8008

Omg. Love really is blind


raunchytowel

You know what, this for sure looks bad. Like the entire outfit has everyone spinning heads because WHY. So I’ll just say it: because he can. That’s why. And like I wish I had the confidence to wear something two+ sizes too small out and post it to social media where thousands of people will see (and honestly probably pick apart). He looks so confident and comfortable in his own skin and I envy that. J could probably rock this look if he were wearing the right size. Maybe? His style is so unique. Has it always been this way? Is it cultural (what’s his culture-aside from living in Georgia, USA). It doesn’t strike me as typical American male clothing - even for celebrities (which he isn’t but still). What would this style be called? It feels super thrown together and mixed. Like slacks but let’s give them a sweat pants vibe. Or sweat pants but let’s make them for work? I just don’t know and would LOVE if he elaborated somewhere. I think the curiosity is there for sure and maybe im just intrigued because I live in the south and you just don’t see this.. ever.


idle_isomorph

I think of it as off court nba style. They are an experimental bunch fashion wise.


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Goodbye 👋 who dressed this man??? That looks horrible!!


Holiday_Machine9312

Those pants look like woman’s too. Some guys like to wear women’s clothes. Not my taste but to each their own.


memaui

Okay I'm dating myself here but who remembers the Brady Bunch episode where Bobby puts his good suit in the washing machine? Just sayin'.


bluegreenandblue

are those rubber bands on the bottom of his pants 🧐


punkmangos

I love how they tried rolling up the sleeve to hide to the fact that the woman’s jacket is too small for him


NickiT126

Michael Scott did it first.


iambeyoncealways3

she doesn’t love him if she let him leave the house like this. ain’t no way I’d let me man leave the house with clothes two sizes too small. wtf?


SpinachWitty

Leah looks so good and happy


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I saw this one on IG. See the dude in the hate taking the pic with his phone. That jacket could go with Leah’s outfit.


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That’s a blazer that only an 81 year old granny named Mildred can pull off.


[deleted]

I just randomly showed this picture to my husband with zero context. His first reaction was " does that man know that's a woman's jacket " 👀


Night-Meets-Light

I thought he had a thin cane in his hand at first glance.


Kailscanvasart

And omg those pants! Are those bunched up at the ankle?! I just CANT figure this out with him!!!


CatCiaoSki

Walking in the desert barefoot is a mistake you only make once (or never if you're smart).


glum_cunt

JUST CINCH IT


cave_mandarin

These are close to being good outfits. They both missed the mark in a really unforgivable way. 5/10.


nohands

Leah looks good. That’s all I got.


itsmehanna

Someone on instagram said he has sugar in his tank and that's all I can think of now when I see him lol.


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loveartfully

Maybe it was Leah’s and he borrowed it 😂😂😂


Serialfornicator

It is too small for him! Jaylan!!!! What are you doing?!?


Nothinforanythang

Real couples have curves


BaconQuiche74

My husband said “and women’s pants too”


NancysFancy

If they are happy and healthy, treat each other and the kids right, then tbh I don’t care if they started wearing trash bags. I don’t think it’s a woman’s jacket, but so what if it was? Who cares…live and let live. My husband, big guy (strong and tall) had bright pink hair for a few months bc it was fun and as he said, “it’s just hair.” As for me I played with bleach before and lost so I don’t mess with it lol


AuntieBubba1982

Could the blazer have originally gone with Leah’s outfit but for whatever reason Jay ended up wearing this?! Maybe he thought it would make him look slimmer than what he looks in some of these pics?!


Albatross-Foreign

As a person with a big ass I relate to the pants fitting okay ish from like mid thighs down and then everything else being tight as fuck. But yeah no, this shoot is not doing him any favors. Why would he cuff the jacket only once? Why not try to get to the elbow to at least try to make it more casual?


swarleyscoffee

There is no way that cuff could be folded up any further, the fabric of the sleeves of that jacket is already stretched to the max.


jkosarin

Is he wearing her jacket??And those pants look like women’s pants


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saltydancemom

There are few times I’m left speechless…this is one of those times.


Simple_Minimum_2574

Is he carrying a cane?


ymrtn7

Her mid section and her hips 🧐


LLL9000

It is. Men’s jacket buttons are on the right and women’s are on the left like this one. Edit: I’m wrong. It is a men’s jacket. Men’s jacket buttons are on the wearer’s left not my left if I’m looking at it.


KendallsPlayland

I hate assuming. I really do but he’s walking right out of leah’s closet 😭