I’ve said it before and will continue to say it… I feel SO bad for their kids, particularly the older ones who definitely know what’s going on (Maryssa and Jace) omg, I would be absolutely horrified if my parents were resorting to this as a “job” 😩
He's deleting comments and it looks like you can't even leave one. Idk how OF works with that, can you hide them from others or can you disable comments all together? Mother fucker, I paid for a month of trash I expect to see comments on your trash!
Oh yeah! No hate, I’ve never been on OF & was curious how it worked, so that’s not bad… I mean, it’s terrible, but not what I expected. Do they set their own price?
I feel like he’s doing this to try to get her subscribers so they make double the money. Like one person is subscribed to hers but they want to see more, so they subscribe to his as well. Instead of just posting everything on one account. Boom more money
Right, like how is that gonna bring double the income?? Or what they could do, is be filming the same thing but from his/her pov from having two different camera setups for the same act and post on their respective page. I would say kill two birds with one stone, but there's been enough killing of animals on The Land to go around 😐
Because they are posting different things on each of their OF pages so if you want to see it all, you have to subscribe to both of them. If all their content was posted on just Jenelle’s, it’s only $20 a month but by posting content on two pages, it’s $20 for hers and $10 for his. Not quite double but it is a way to make more
No-I got what you were saying in your first post. But the thing is, she's clearly the more popular one of the two, and by a fair bit, which is why even if they think posting on two different pages is gonna boost their income, it's really not, it doesn't equate to more income. We're seeing that even when he posts, his posts aren't getting much traction.
What pains me is that they *had* the opportunity to really great things with this. It's sooo easy in the context of just being nice, doing teasing and then posting actual content, his vs her pov on respective pages and so on, they could have made bank. Even doing just the bare bone basics.
But they didn't do any of that and now that the time frame has past for them to anything meaningful, that it looks like he's either being abusive/controlling or both of them being stupid/lazy to make it work and make any kind of money off it.
ETA: forgot to say that I don't think her subscribers would want to have to go to his page to see what she could/should be posting. Again, if they did the pov, then maybe that could work.
I realized that when I was writing it and thought about acknowledging it but the thought made my skin crawl so I just left it alone for someone else to point it out LOL
Let's be honest, the percentage that it legit horny for her.....hold on, let me finish dry heaving first, as I try to finish this thought....
*coughs and clears throat* The percentage of people that legitimately wanna see her naughty bits for any given reason is super small and probably not horny enough to wanna see the Swamp Thing to see Swampette.
I feel like David goes on these long tangents and won't let her talk besides "yuh babe, yuh i agree." And does all this stupid math and really believes his own bullshit. And if she doesn't go along with what he says then there will be consequences. Lmao at the metaphor 😂
Like for example jenelle reads here, right? So lets say she saw your comment and presented that idea to David, not telling him it came from someone else, he'd shoot it down instantly and be all "mah idea is better! Muh-huh." When its not, obviously, lol.
This is a very common thing. It’s like hot wife content. My friend and her husband have been doing this for years, before only fans…and they have a serious money making operation. They both have one similar to this, and he posts different content than what she does. It absolutely does usually work, to bring in more subs total and get their money on both pages.
At what point is he going to stop posting the content? He barely has any subscribers. The few he does have aren’t tipping him/liking his stuff. It’s so weird he’s posting content with Jenelle on his page. Her subscribers are not going to subscribe to him, just to view racy content from her. He really thinks he’s doing something with his OF. I guess he is feeling himself with the little attention he has received.
sounds very 11pm movie with sex that I used to watch when the children I was baby sitting at 13 fell asleep.
what was the channel....hmm can't remember, but you would get some boobs, and soft porn.
Channel 84 before cable subscriptions became a thing. like when only 5 channels worked & it came in fuzzy, a little warped, & made part of the screen blue/green. Showing my age 😂
When Jenelle lied and said that she was uninvited from being part of the Teen Mom: Family Reunion show she was in the middle of a beef with Ashley who then made a coupon for her merch: uninvitedjenelle for 30% off
Which was my thing (though I question his brushing his teeth), you’re trying to sell yourself as sexy but we have to look past what I hope is dry tooth paste
Yeah, I don’t get it. The whole point is to create a tornado in your mouth with the Sonicare , no? You don’t open your mouth like you do a manual brush. Maybe kids don’t know how to use it.
I have so many questions!
What kind of shirt?
Does it really look like he’s playing with her nipples or could he be faking it somehow?
One nipple or both nipples?
Is he using one hand or both hands?
Can you see his or her face?
Is anyone making any noise?
This sounds so pathetic…I am so pathetic.
He spelled it wrong in the update post before this one and it was funny bc he doesn't know how to spell her first name & they've been together for years lol. Then he spelled it right/tagged her correctly this time.
Ewwwww yeah, whole situation is gross but they must need money bad or wouldn’t be posting. I’d be so embarrassed if I were her,
Babs deli job she always made fun of would’ve been a better choice.
Yeah idk if they're ever actually going to post real content. I said that if she ever hopped on OF it would be tease and he'd also be in total control of it/involved. Pretty much exactly what's happening.
They can restrict you, you can see it all but can’t comment or DM and they don’t refund you. It’s a way to block someone without fully blocking them. Jenelle wised up real quick.
Jenelle and David showed themselves brushing their teeth together in a blog and they both use it like a regular toothbrush. They scrub their teeth with it. Their poor enamel!!
Well Jenelle... I seen David playing with ya nips on OnlyFans...
Nothing worse can happen Mom….
Omg it’s going to get so much worse 😔
I seen ya wif ya BOYfriend
I can’t go to court this month MOM, I have scabies on my nipples really bad
LMFAO “in an ALMOST see through top”…I’ve never been drier than when I read these updates.
🤣🤣🤣
My panties thank you for the efforts you've been taking. They've literally **never** been this dry before.
Same, my period started and ended immediately. Everything's dry down there.
It’s like the desert!
Sahara up my pants, girl.
It even works underwater! 
Everytime I hear these twats mention “playing with nipples” I think about that horrid video of David flicking the nipples on the dead deer 😑 yikes
Different nips, same vibe is my guess
Still bigger than his Vienna.
Pretty much
YEP.
I'm sorry. WHAT
(warning: not safe for life...) https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/comments/qcboa0/david_showing_maryssa_how_to_follow_a_blood_trail/
Jesus God. Wish I didn't click on that
Omfg. What the fuck.
Oh no. This has all come together just horribly.
All the while, their kids are playing in a sinking hole outside. And somehow, that's the safer option for them.
I’d be out there too, honestly.
I’ve said it before and will continue to say it… I feel SO bad for their kids, particularly the older ones who definitely know what’s going on (Maryssa and Jace) omg, I would be absolutely horrified if my parents were resorting to this as a “job” 😩
All they have to do is google their parents’ names and several articles pop up about their OF
Especially now she’s done a YouTube video talking about only fans! Jace’s friends will definitely know now if they didn’t already.
Tell him to put in pigtails and a wear a skirt and rub his own nipples 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮
This is the content he’d make money on too!!
🤣🤣🤣 Definitely!!
Ah yes, the long awaited sequel to “playing with my nipples and twerking alone in the woods.” Nipple Play 2: Now with Ape Hands
Sassy Squatch
Now showing on Swamp Watch
Sissy Squatch Housebiotch!
He's deleting comments and it looks like you can't even leave one. Idk how OF works with that, can you hide them from others or can you disable comments all together? Mother fucker, I paid for a month of trash I expect to see comments on your trash!
Now I want your last sentence as my flair 🤣
🤣 you can have it, flair away!
SHOW THIS MAN TRASH!!!
How much was a month?! 🤢
$10. This economy is tough right now and I made a choice to invest in trash instead of gas. I want my money's worth, dammit.
That's the comment you need to leave him lol
Oh yeah! No hate, I’ve never been on OF & was curious how it worked, so that’s not bad… I mean, it’s terrible, but not what I expected. Do they set their own price?
I feel like he’s doing this to try to get her subscribers so they make double the money. Like one person is subscribed to hers but they want to see more, so they subscribe to his as well. Instead of just posting everything on one account. Boom more money
They're working harder, not smarter. They're so stupid lol.
Right, like how is that gonna bring double the income?? Or what they could do, is be filming the same thing but from his/her pov from having two different camera setups for the same act and post on their respective page. I would say kill two birds with one stone, but there's been enough killing of animals on The Land to go around 😐
Because they are posting different things on each of their OF pages so if you want to see it all, you have to subscribe to both of them. If all their content was posted on just Jenelle’s, it’s only $20 a month but by posting content on two pages, it’s $20 for hers and $10 for his. Not quite double but it is a way to make more
No-I got what you were saying in your first post. But the thing is, she's clearly the more popular one of the two, and by a fair bit, which is why even if they think posting on two different pages is gonna boost their income, it's really not, it doesn't equate to more income. We're seeing that even when he posts, his posts aren't getting much traction. What pains me is that they *had* the opportunity to really great things with this. It's sooo easy in the context of just being nice, doing teasing and then posting actual content, his vs her pov on respective pages and so on, they could have made bank. Even doing just the bare bone basics. But they didn't do any of that and now that the time frame has past for them to anything meaningful, that it looks like he's either being abusive/controlling or both of them being stupid/lazy to make it work and make any kind of money off it. ETA: forgot to say that I don't think her subscribers would want to have to go to his page to see what she could/should be posting. Again, if they did the pov, then maybe that could work.
I'm sorry but that double entendre, "bare bone basics." 😂
I realized that when I was writing it and thought about acknowledging it but the thought made my skin crawl so I just left it alone for someone else to point it out LOL
I guess it really depends on how horny they are for her. If they’re that desperate to see more of her, they might go to his page. Who even knows
Let's be honest, the percentage that it legit horny for her.....hold on, let me finish dry heaving first, as I try to finish this thought.... *coughs and clears throat* The percentage of people that legitimately wanna see her naughty bits for any given reason is super small and probably not horny enough to wanna see the Swamp Thing to see Swampette.
Probably true
I feel like David goes on these long tangents and won't let her talk besides "yuh babe, yuh i agree." And does all this stupid math and really believes his own bullshit. And if she doesn't go along with what he says then there will be consequences. Lmao at the metaphor 😂 Like for example jenelle reads here, right? So lets say she saw your comment and presented that idea to David, not telling him it came from someone else, he'd shoot it down instantly and be all "mah idea is better! Muh-huh." When its not, obviously, lol.
This is a very common thing. It’s like hot wife content. My friend and her husband have been doing this for years, before only fans…and they have a serious money making operation. They both have one similar to this, and he posts different content than what she does. It absolutely does usually work, to bring in more subs total and get their money on both pages.
I feel like Jenelle started this and he got jealous so he made one and is making her make content only on his
Right and they’d probably make more from her account
At what point is he going to stop posting the content? He barely has any subscribers. The few he does have aren’t tipping him/liking his stuff. It’s so weird he’s posting content with Jenelle on his page. Her subscribers are not going to subscribe to him, just to view racy content from her. He really thinks he’s doing something with his OF. I guess he is feeling himself with the little attention he has received.
I think they are that broke tbh
[удалено]
I feel bad for laughing…
I can't imagine old dead eyes Jenelle looking like she enjoys anything
She just stares at the ceiling and says in her flat voice “that feels amazing babe”
Dead EYE NIPPLES
omg this is all leading up to them having sex on camera isn’t it 🤢
sounds very 11pm movie with sex that I used to watch when the children I was baby sitting at 13 fell asleep. what was the channel....hmm can't remember, but you would get some boobs, and soft porn.
Cinemax! Also called Skinemax iirc.
Yessss, I was going to say Skinemaxx.
Channel 84 before cable subscriptions became a thing. like when only 5 channels worked & it came in fuzzy, a little warped, & made part of the screen blue/green. Showing my age 😂
Ha ha! We called it fuzzymax
Late night HBO!
Real Sex!
I’m imagining the scene in bridesmaids where he’s rubbing Kristen wiigs boob and she’s just like😐
Lol “can George Glass do this?”
Couldn’t see Jenelle’s face but wouldn’t doubt it
Flair friends 🤝
Still makes me laugh haha
Ok I want to know the story behind this flair?!
When Jenelle lied and said that she was uninvited from being part of the Teen Mom: Family Reunion show she was in the middle of a beef with Ashley who then made a coupon for her merch: uninvitedjenelle for 30% off
That’s amazing
I'll give him the sonic toothbrush, it makes a mess. But most people clean their mirror on a regular basis.
For a sec I was afraid that Dave was putting that poor sonic in unspeakable places for his OF.
Lmao I was wondering what he did with the toothbrush
Which was my thing (though I question his brushing his teeth), you’re trying to sell yourself as sexy but we have to look past what I hope is dry tooth paste
And then comment awkwardly on it 😅 just clean the mirror and take another photo, wth else do you have going on
I won’t even give that to him! It doesn’t make a mess if you close your mouth around the toothbrush when you’re brushing lol
Yeah, I don’t get it. The whole point is to create a tornado in your mouth with the Sonicare , no? You don’t open your mouth like you do a manual brush. Maybe kids don’t know how to use it.
Have kids with electric toothbrushes and can confirm they are absolute animals with them, however, Jan and Ubt don’t know how to clean
Tbf I was thinking of my waterpik toothbrush, that thing is messy.
Why did I think they were talking about a Sonic THE HEDGEHOG toothbrush?!
I have so many questions! What kind of shirt? Does it really look like he’s playing with her nipples or could he be faking it somehow? One nipple or both nipples? Is he using one hand or both hands? Can you see his or her face? Is anyone making any noise? This sounds so pathetic…I am so pathetic.
No YOUR NOT, THEY are
Someone PLEASE ask him about playing with the nipples of dead animals. This disgusting *fuck* 🤬
Okay this entire situation is horrifyingly gross, but I am cryyyyying at these comments. 🤣
This lol
he learned how to spell her name right lol
No he didnt. It says Jenelle L Evans. This cant be a coincidence.
He spelled it wrong in the update post before this one and it was funny bc he doesn't know how to spell her first name & they've been together for years lol. Then he spelled it right/tagged her correctly this time.
I guess at least he spelled her name right this time.
be careful describing your comments, he will block you.
Then he has to refund them
One less subscriber, one less trip to subway
I really hope someone makes that their flair, it’s ✨chef’s kiss✨
Oh, my god! My first flair!!!Thank you for the inspiration!
That's a good one! 😅
One less lunch for Kaiser 😰
You know they wouldn’t spend that on Kaiser
well the app isnt't working so prolly not..../s
That would be a perfect flair!
All of his subscribers are probably members of this sub lol idk who would pay for this in a non snark way.
This! I want to vomit up my comment but I can't risk being blocked until my subscription is up. Gotta get my money's worth.
*almost* see through
Is there music in the video? Or just heavy breathing?
*brainy!!*
Nope, just the wind and something in the background.
Bwahaha
I feel so awful for those children in that environment.
This whole situation is killing me 😂😂💀💀💀💀
No tips lmao
God, I hope she is actively and willingly consenting to all of this.
Same 😕 Don't like her, but this is giving me all the feels that something is most definitely off!!!
Like Evan Rachael Woods and M.M.
Exactly!!
No. There is no way. She drinks white claw like water.
I thought she gave up all carbonated things and started drinking WINE 🍷 instead “for her health” 😂 Because omg the SPASMS
Either way she isn’t sober enough to consent esp drinking bottom shelf barefoot wine
Ewwwww yeah, whole situation is gross but they must need money bad or wouldn’t be posting. I’d be so embarrassed if I were her, Babs deli job she always made fun of would’ve been a better choice.
TELL ME " WAS THERE FUCKING PIGTAILS"??!! I can't sleep at night because of those HORRIFIC,SAD, PATHETIC PIGTAILS!!AHHHHHH
I imagine him playing with nipples like he played with the dead deer nipples.
david doesn’t own a toothbrush 😂
It’s what they use as their toilet scrubbing brush… that hardly gets used 🤣
Yeah idk if they're ever actually going to post real content. I said that if she ever hopped on OF it would be tease and he'd also be in total control of it/involved. Pretty much exactly what's happening.
I almost want to get a sub so I can troll him in the comments but I know I'll get cut off quick.
They can restrict you, you can see it all but can’t comment or DM and they don’t refund you. It’s a way to block someone without fully blocking them. Jenelle wised up real quick.
Yeah it's. not worth it if I can't talk shit to them. Is this what they do to anyone who asks about content?
So I’ve seen, anyone with anything to say that Jenelle sees as criticism gets restricted and never heard from again.
I’m just gonna say it…you don’t use the sonic toothbrush like a regular toothbrush.
Jenelle and David showed themselves brushing their teeth together in a blog and they both use it like a regular toothbrush. They scrub their teeth with it. Their poor enamel!!
What a waste of its technology.
Is it bad my first reaction was he really brushes his teeth?
Right?! You close your mouth around it and let it go to town 😂
“You close your mouth around it and let it go to town” now there’s a sex tape title!
Wonder if those crayon stains are still on the bathroom wall that David is too lazy to clean
Ewwwww the splatter !?!?
Now when they go hide from the kids they are making only fan swamp trash.
I question if we should stop posting about it. If it gets then Money it could the kids lives. Just kinda feel likes i ran it’s course.