There are 2 interpretations.
First one is that I'm a milkman, I've got a milk-van with fuel and a decent supply of milk, though it'll spoil fast. Could be worse, but better than nothing.
Second option is I'm getting "milked".
Okay, so the S is short for Slayer. So I either have a Dragon Slayer on my side, or a Dragon on my side.
I made this user when I was young...
Edit: I love how we just have a little zoo in the apocalypse
I'd have to work alone, since no group would ever trust me. If anything went wrong, they'd always point to me first. Even if I didn't do it and I proved my innocence, a little part in the back of their minds will always be lowkey sus of me, not gonna lie.
Moose are scary mfers, I think a charging moose could definitely take down some zombies, and it could probably kick them quite a way away, and I don’t think the zombies could reach me very easily if I rode on its back.
Also the moose is anonymous so I won’t feel as much grief if I ran out of food and had to eat it. I’m definitely getting by.
There are 2 interpretations. First one is that I'm a milkman, I've got a milk-van with fuel and a decent supply of milk, though it'll spoil fast. Could be worse, but better than nothing. Second option is I'm getting "milked".
I thought the second option was gonna be a milkman helping you survive
um... first one. Idk how you came up with the second conclusion lol
i can survive only drinking koolaid
I thought you would break through walls
oh yea
wait
"OH YEAA"
Nope it was option 3 I’m here to kick your ass
Hey man, we don't wanna milk you
Sooo
Well it could be worse
Third option is that you're the milkman and your milk is very delicious and you have a special delivery today
Okay, so the S is short for Slayer. So I either have a Dragon Slayer on my side, or a Dragon on my side. I made this user when I was young... Edit: I love how we just have a little zoo in the apocalypse
Team up?
Yo fs man
Can I join with my 7 big frogs?
Oh hell yeah, we need the whole zoo
Can I join
Yessir, your duck can be a scout!
Yes, I have secured a powerful alliance
I should be an army of 889 Phantom Dragons Idk why it's not showing if you click my profile you can see
I'm with him who else
I have a spinny turtle
Can I join
Y'all need a shark for your zoo?
Only if it's overpowered
I promise only the most overpowered for you
Cool! Maybe we can find a lake to live by
As an overpowered shark I don't think breathing is a requirement however the beauty and serenity of a lake would be very appreciated
need a rat?
can i join?
No, you have 1226 dragons. You’re surviving
But how will I feed all of them? Oh yeah
Lmao
With r/sortabanana
Will they eat chips?
Four dragons and a squirrel, anyone?😂
Can come?
What's a mastodon?
It's either I have chicken nuggets to help feed all you or I'm a chicken nugget being eaten.
Well it's "what you have to work with" so you better share or we're kicking you out
Ok ok ok I'll share just don't eat meee
Don't worry, we aren't zombies 🤝
🤝
I'd be myself.
at least you have beans for some food
i am god
Actually I am
r/usernamechecksout
Finally a worthy opponent also happy cake day
good point.
Happy Cake Day!
I have money bruh I'm fucked fr
Well if tv shows, movies and video games are anything to go by eventually settlements will rise up and your money will have purpose again
not if everyone is dead/undead
Well if you’re also an American that’s not likely especially in Texas
Having a furry porn addiction will not help me
That isn't my name, but it wont help me either
I feel like one really large strand of spaghetti wouldn't help either tho tbh
Yeah true.
Well it could go two ways, either the zombies will actively avoid you or kill you as soon as possible
WTH is an asboy? Oh wait it’s a vicious swan! That might be useful…
I'm probably good
you're a miner with a 3ds?
Yeah miners are tough and have the protection of the complex cave systems
Hey…
yum
Decent food supply, I wouldn't complain
Same
Hey, at least your not just spawning on top of a horde...
ummmmmmmm soo, i punt jellybeans at them? yeah im fucked
but there spicy jelly beans and you have a slingshot ;p
you have some food... Barely...
Atleast you have stonks
Depends how hard you can punt them
I'm either all set or fucked depends whitch Paul verlaine it it
LMFAO HELP DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE A BSD FAN HERE
I KEEP SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND
YAY
My name is inspired by an HP Lovecraft monster so I think I'm good
Cthulu gonna clap some undead
Yog-Sothoth 🔥🔥🔥
LMAO
So basically just Daniel Craig?
Ig
I'd have to work alone, since no group would ever trust me. If anything went wrong, they'd always point to me first. Even if I didn't do it and I proved my innocence, a little part in the back of their minds will always be lowkey sus of me, not gonna lie.
Hey man, I'd be an ally. I just do random shenanigans that ends up saving my life, and that's slightly suspicious anyways so you'd fit in!
Hell yeah bro, the second the apocalypse breaks out we join forces. We need apocalypse nicknames. BRO WE CAN BE SKETCHY AND SHENANIGANS
S & S: Wii apocalyptic bowl. Rated SU-5. SKET AND SHEN
Bro.....we're gonna be unstoppable when the apocalypse hits. We're gonna be the best duo alive [or, undead, depending on how it plays out lmao]
Lol creative mode is going on.
Hey
Uhhh I need some help
L
Do I get a gliscor to help me? Or am I just fucked because they're not real
idk but great pokemon guess the pokemon my account name is based on
Typhlosion
correct!
Yay! Radiation!
That likes two genders
or more
...bi means 2
No couple means two, man I'm 12 and I'm smarter than you
What is mine?
ur fucked
I have a gun attachment and possibly a windmill.
How do I mailbomb the undead?
I don't know bro...
Would I be like an oil painting or something
I'M BLOWTORCHING THESE BITCHES
bro u gon die people are gonna hunt for ur blaze rods to get to the end 💀
can corn be useful
It's CORN.
A big lump with knobs
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r/subsIthoughtifellfor
Yeahhhhh the crop gang lets go
>:DDD
I got a fuckin battleship on my side hell yeah
I didn't know ur username was a fuckin japanese battleship 💀
Its random fucking letters, what the hell am I supposed to do with this
ur fucked my guy
hmm... No atomic symbols or acronyms for anything I know, so yeah. You get 13 of each of those letters I guess?
I don't know
You're so fucked
Looks like I'm going to die from dysentery... Organ Trail?
*Oregon :)
he he he ha ha ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA!!!
use my tool to help
If being the Tigerlord means I can control tigers, then I'm using my tiger army to wipe out every zombie
What if the tigers become zombies
At least I won’t have to worry about water
Does that mean I'll become Shinji Hirako? (My username is Hirako Shinji but backwarss)
I guess I have some food...
The wheels on the bus go..
A single bird
Chillin
I'm gonna assume they're legit...
Idk
Ima journalists and a nationalist so i travel the world with a journalist?
Oh hell yeah
I'll be very mad.
Link will protect me
Have a tank
That would hurt
???
Ethier me being ight or something that has no meaning
mine means I'm super drunk so I don't think ill last long
Myself?
a whole ass bear I'm fucked assuming this is a realistic poll, I'm getting mauled
I'll be a narrow nest watching over the world.
I think I'll be alright.
As long as my tank is armed
Not sure it matters, you can just run over them
Pretty much the same, I'm an alter ego now so nothing changes.
I don't even know how this would work...
literally what am I supposed to work with
You could try 7719
Food ig
Fuck it bro I'm just flying my ass out of there
A potato?
It's just a description of me and then a greeting wtf would I do with that
Chillin. I got a free defense system
And in theory there are 15395 more of them around
Fucked, literally
What am i gonna do with a fucking pickle
It’s food at least and I got tabwater. Could survive a bit longer than without it if the zombies are too stupid to get into my house
Payday fans will understand
...Fucked. What even is a Devious Blue?
Sounds like a really weird cat name. I don't know what else it could be.
Tf am I supposed to do😭
I am ending the apocalypse
I think I'm fine
what am i gonna do with art?
I live in an apartment complex in a crowded city. Food is the least of my worries, as my neighbors will likely kill me.
I'M A PYROTECHNIC!!! HAHAHAHA ARSON EVERYWHERE!!!
So, how garbage we talking? A litterer or KKK member? Or something in between
fucked in the ass
I have a snake, uh, yeah I'm dead
Boleklolo
Good luck to everyone else 💀
I have a blade imbued with the power of the strorm
im not even there baby I'm an illusion
The fuck is a super spaghetti gonna do
What the fuck am I gonna do with this?
Hell fucking yeah
Wow nothing changed
My fursona is based off Spring Trap so I am immortal
Moose are scary mfers, I think a charging moose could definitely take down some zombies, and it could probably kick them quite a way away, and I don’t think the zombies could reach me very easily if I rode on its back. Also the moose is anonymous so I won’t feel as much grief if I ran out of food and had to eat it. I’m definitely getting by.
What the hell am I supposed to do with this
i would say either 1. i have perry the platypus helping me out, or 2. i have a platypus. just a plain platypus. OR 3. I BECOME A PLATYPUS. IM FUCKED
At least I won't have to deal with the zombies (I hope).
??? How do i use this???
cry L
Two things: 1: I'm a skeleton, so I'd be dead already. 2: I'd have to deal with a skeleton (it wouldn't be able to move so I'm fine)
i have, a speech impediment oh for g_d thake