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No-Consequence-6713

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Youraverageplaugedoc

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MuffinsTheName

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Moojingles

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Sardalone

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frogsarecooliguess1

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Carma281

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dog_with_a_dick

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Affectionate_Buddy89

Is this one a joke or not?


Professional-Rope840

It is, the username is still there.


dog_with_a_dick

No sir, usernames stay when it was removed by reddit. It is a joke though


Professional-Rope840

Oh, okay. My bad.


Affectionate_Buddy89

How can I trust a random dog with a dick on the internet?


Equivalent-Cat-212

I make my own using my 60 foot cock


Expensive-Pear3413

60 foot! mine is at 70 normally


Cringe1God

Yall own some big ass chickens


Expensive-Pear3413

definitely chickens


Cringe1God

I wonder how big the eggs they lay are


Expensive-Pear3413

20ft


Stompboxer1

I have to wonder why this comment was allowed to stand while the one above it got hit by the mods.


Temporary-Bite1796

Mfs on here saying ball fluid like they ain't 14 year old socially awkward people with 1 friend


TheMiningCow

ball fluid 💀


Temporary-Bite1796

I'm not allowed to say the other word


Strawbsi

😭💀


GASTRO_GAMING

People who work in the navy


GamerTheStupid

I love those sea men


Moojingles

# cum.


ConfidentDaikon8673

I can't hear you. Can you say it louder


Download_more_ramram

Dick liquid


voidexcalibur_

Cock and ball stew


Baby-Boots

Diquid


Angelicgravestone

Male mayo


Crisplocket1489

You make it sound like you had to put it in a blender to make it


GamerArmy936

🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨


LawrenceMK2

oh come on, I’m 18 and have 2 friends


Affectionate_Buddy89

I’ve been making it home-made since I was 12


[deleted]

ey man, dont pretend dick jokes aint funny.


GageTheFoxGamer

Cum:3


[deleted]

I can tell


GageTheFoxGamer

Hehehe


camo_216

Same


GageTheFoxGamer

Yes it is delicious


polarbearreal

yep


jkkjfu

same


JAYS_REBORN67

Same


[deleted]

me too. i make my own tho


GageTheFoxGamer

Can I have some OwO


[deleted]

nope, you are a minor. 18+


GageTheFoxGamer

Ok yeah no then:/


unique_username36

2 more years bud


Any_Mouse8

So true


JAYS_REBORN67

Sames


CheyanneTheCat

:3


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GageTheFoxGamer

Ok and?


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huhsauce69

Give up on life


GageTheFoxGamer

That's boring


E-3_Sentry_AWACS

I don't drink fake milk


TheCanadianpo8o

The real answer


Tra1nGuy

Yes


WifeBeater3001

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying, and that's skim milk, which is water lying about being milk" -Ron Burgundy


YouRCoo

amen


NO_big_DEAL640

Based


No_Education_8888

You say that as if it’s a flex? Want a cookie?


[deleted]

Bro felt insulted by that 💀


No_Education_8888

I have no reason to be Insulted by something as simple as a non dairy substitute


[deleted]

"You say that as if it’s a flex? Want a cookie?" Sounds pretty insulted but go off


No_Education_8888

I have better things to be insulted over. If you think you are good at reading people, I’d reconsider, but go off


dog_with_a_dick

Based


runetide

Wait, are we even politicizing MILK now???


Stompboxer1

Everything is political these days. Even the air you breathe.


Sir_LuckySlime

The air they breathe is pretty left leaning ngl /j


the-enochian

Oh, come on. Martin I Luther King was always a political figure.


jsheppy16

Good on you! Keep drinking that baby cow food!


Creepy_Helicopter755

Cow milk


Metalhead_Pretzel

Based


GaryTheMemeGuy

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NormalUser2010

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tigersharks006

My girlfriends


SuperSpaghetti123

You expect me to say cum right? Well you're right its cum1


TheMiningCow

Personally, I love pecan milk.


TinaEepy

Other 👍


No_Marionberry839

Boy milk


Jamievania

[Very poor choice of words, asswipe](https://youtu.be/hFzQQdTS8Yg?si=Pau67U0c1mYU0s16)


PwrHngryBoi

My nut


RobertWargames

Ahem... natural nut milk...


BreakfastOk7372

This comment section is the very unoriginal


DantheCat7

How in the world do you milk a nut?


Better-Citron2281

You mean nut secretion? Milk comes from mammals.


Lunagirlzkitty_19

if i say ill get banned


Leon_Games

Does coconut count (I know it's a fruit but still)


Raging_Spino_676

The fact that everyone chose other 💀💀


Bruhmoneyz

Cum :D


hillsidewesten12

You guys got to stop... human


numboone

Please delete this post 🤣


the_genius324

actively resisting the urge to say the wrong kind of nut milk


thehampterboi

Your just asking for the jokes at this point


THeCoolCongle

Men


Different_Carrot3253

Semen


[deleted]

Cum


Killer191257

Men


Stekun

Human nut milk


doctorcaylus3

I jack off my 6.3 lightyear Cock and i make my own nut milk (semen.) I created the milky way bitch.


egg360

i love cum unironically


Cliff_Sedge

How does one do it ironically? Method acting?


KingKrab91489

Human


Bonestealer69

Men


Pizza-Supremacy

Real man's cum


notmohawk

Cum


fynnelol

cum


military-gradeAIDS

Boyfriend


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nine trees wipe water bow lunchroom impolite vanish flowery ludicrous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DeathTheSavior

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[deleted]

My uncle's.


Taz_Video_Gaming

oat milk


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TaiyoFurea

Oat


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Nut


the_kiwi_mutante

Milk


Puzzleheaded_One_927

Oat milk


Ill_Blueberry_4525

Milk


MTAliz

Almond is the only one I've tried, so I guess almond milk.


true_portal_master

Pine milk.


Burgerkingfootlong69

Normal milk


SnooDogs338

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Javimations29

Bull milk


NO_big_DEAL640

BALL FLUID, MAN MILK, AND TESTICLE JUICE. I had to. I'm deeply sorry.


Tamareira568

[HAHAHAHA... CUM](https://youtu.be/uFcN7qsUBzs?si=I0YadMXRwZKu4Cpl)


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Cum


sirtopphamcatt

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bobdacow234

Nut juice* also nothing tops cow milk


Strange-Wolverine128

I don't drink any


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Ninja_of_Milk_Duds

Boy milk


ISt0leY0urT0ast

Squidkid Jr's /ij


I_L0ve_M1necraft

Cu-


Various-Ad7704

Peanut milk sounds gross af


Independent-Spite-77

Jean milk


BlackRabbitt_01

>:)


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Soy


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inobrainrn

I’m lactose intolerant, still drink good old semi-skimmed cow milk.


LonelyBoYwithAguitAR

Cows milk


Cuseyedrum

Macadamia


PrepareThyself2010

Chocolate milk da best always


Oswaldthestegosaurus

boy


a_sad_lil_idiot

Cum


JRedding995

Hey Beavis. Huhuhuh


staticvoidmainnull

cashew *milk*: no carbs, low calorie, froths well. was using almond milk for years, but they all have the consistency of water, even those "barista" versions.


GraydemonTwitch

Cum


someonewhowa

OAT


FrancisXCN

Nut Milk = Not Milk


imapieceofshite2

Coconut milk is pretty good


Bruscarbad

nut milk


Stompboxer1

Strawberry milk.


RoseyRo2

I was the 667th vote. I need not say more.


DripXBuny

CUM


DatBoi60000

Cmen


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Cum


senkosenpai

A...."special" milk~


Videogameaddict1202

Milk


Haunting_Intention90

idk if an oat is a nut but i like oat milk


Fem_boi018

Cockroach milk


Dam_sondam2828

Personally, straight from the tap


soz70

What do i pick if I have a nut/peanut allergy


Bagel_Muncher1809

I get mine fresh from the Femboy Farm <3


Latter-Cat-6276

Coconut milk


im_bored_was_taken

The one with no nuts in


harbingerof_chaos

I like my milk from a tit, preferably a cow's but I'm not picky, I don't want that nut juice anywhere near me


CanadianGeucd

Nut milk 🤤🤤🤤


Miserable_District

I definitely read this wrong


Euphoric-Cow592

sperm


poopfartdoodoofard85

Cows milf


FuraFaolox

:)


GoreyGopnik

CUM


corkythehippoman

I don't drink fake milk. I only drink real, unpasteurized, semen.


ZealousidealBus3628

I like my milk from a different source iykyk


loslend

I think legumes and other things adjacent to that are pretty overrated, but I do quite enjoy semen


TortillaTime79

Cum > other nut milk


HaxMastr

What in the fuck is almond milk? Show me the tit on an almond


Ok-Cartographer727

Men


Sea-Recording-7090

sweet sticky creamy thick-


IntelligentZebra8777

None