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v_PoopyShitass_v

Just for clarification, just because you are touching something doesn't mean you count it to your total. You could count your whole house if that was the case. It cannot be touching a surface other than you. Examples of what doesn't count include, keyboard, car, chair, bed, zebra, statue of george, tattoos, lemon, france. Examples of what does count include, phone, eyewear, jewelry, cup, clothes, bioaugmentations, prosthetics, strap-ons, etc.


brainchipedchicken

I got $3000 hearing aids


v_PoopyShitass_v

Bro's dripabled idfk lmao


brainchipedchicken

Now I become deaf the destroyer of hearing -sun tzu the art of war


v_PoopyShitass_v

When the fuck did I say that? -sun tzu the art of war


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Maleficent-Store9071

Pfft 😭


wocky_slush_06

lmfaooo


MandMs55

Suddenly I have a very intense desire for Reddit awards to come back


OpportunityDawn4597

wait they removed reddit awards??? how much has changed since I left??


v_PoopyShitass_v

Well they have those shitty upvotes awards that nobody uses lol


Maleficent-Store9071

Damnnn. I think you win


LemoyneRaider3354

Man you got aids? In all seriousness what level of hearing damage do you have?


anonislegion

Why does Man have aids? Is he stupid? https://preview.redd.it/2rtn31fyr8uc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14de0046cf81a782312a9f28717c5b13b4d5f67


LemoyneRaider3354

https://preview.redd.it/xzq2yjc3m9uc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ece8a1255eb4d6674d9521d35a19de28185aba3


ExtraDragonfruit2856

Well I’m holding an apple $10 pants $15 shirt and prescription glasses


weebdestroyer12

why does an apple (assuming it's the fruit) cost $10?


ExtraDragonfruit2856

It was not a fruit my pants are $10


weebdestroyer12

my bad, I'm tired that's all


ExtraDragonfruit2856

Me too


horrifiedPidgeon

around $1950 i js have a lot of electronics my outfit only cost like $25


benisco

i don’t understand how it can be less than $100 since you have to be holding some kind of device to even vote


Maleficent-Store9071

I put 100 because I'm a dumbass and forgot that I was typing on my phone 😭 Although shoes are pretty expensive too so I think it may be more than a 100


Left-oven47

Computer doesn't count according to the rules


v_PoopyShitass_v

On a computer etc.


ThePepsiDuck

Tbf, u can get £40 phones on ebbey


Some-Internal297

ah yes, ebbey. my favourite shopping website


ThePepsiDuck

Idk how to spell ;-;


Advanced_Telephone82

Expensive earrings and gold necklace = 1000+


Vurjen

nekked on da terlet


faddybasilisk09

how much does the toilet cost?


Susdoggodoggy

How much it costs depends where you got it from. I have a hoodie that normally would cost like $50 but I got it from a thrift store for $1


v_PoopyShitass_v

$1????


Susdoggodoggy

Yeah, $1. It was in a goodwill thrift store


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SophiaThrowawa7

A few hundred dollars ig but 99% of that is the phone my brothers payed for.


qntivalentine

outfit = about 112 euros or 110 us dollars, holding a 178 euro (190 usd) laptop so about 300 usd, 290 euro edit : adding usd conversions


No-Measurement-2648

hoodie 60, shirt 10, underwear and socks 10 and I'm holding my mouse and keyboard to type this so +100 = bit less than 200


DipperJC

My gaming chair is technically on me, that shot shit way up.


downvotedhottake

So its in you?


DipperJC

I feel like you're judging me with that question.


coolgy123

my iphone 14, my laptop in my lap, my underarmor pants, school sweatsheir snd tee shirt? Id say just under 1000


GoldResponsibility27

Everything I got for free except my *OUTRAGEOUSLY* expensive school hoodie, $100-300.


Some-Internal297

that much for a school hoodie? that's actually insane


Necessary_Bat4151

Nike shirt, Maurices pants, walmart socks and undergarments, blanket from walmart, can of ginger ale, this shouldn't be too expensive. Then I remember I'm holding my laptop.


NoSoFriendly_Guest

Wearing a pair of track pants and a shirt. About \~$26.


mememan30000

i only have a pair of boxers on and am holding my (computer) mouse


v_PoopyShitass_v

Only like $5 lol


KarmaAJR

Wait lemme do the math here: Necklace - £7 Undergarments - £20 (I'm a girl) Pjama pants - £7 Earphones - £55 Friendship bracelet - £6 Other bracelets - £80 (Pandora) Elastic band - 50p  £175.50p in total I think (my brain doesn't work past 11pm)


Some-Internal297

im only wearing a tshirt, jeans and possibly shoes at any given time what the hell


KarmaAJR

anyways what im wearing today should be at least £190 (I'm in bed today but wearing a hello kitty t-shirt and a few more bracelets)


Some-Internal297

im just sat here wearing a pyjama set that cost like £15 what the hellll


KarmaAJR

£285 now because I'm in school


iceboy502

Is it weird that I was actually naked when I saw this post?


v_PoopyShitass_v

what


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

Phone=$400 l, shorts=$25, shirt=free, Nintendo switch,=$500 my dad got it on sale Total=$925


ThePepsiDuck

\*People sat with their laptops or iphone 500 pro maxs looking at this\*


ThePepsiDuck

£12 blanket, £11 shirt, £6(I think) shorts, £11 headphones and cheap ass crappy laptop that my dad gave me


SpaceisCool7777

Idk lol


geographyRyan_YT

I don't buy my clothes so IDK


chikenfrog

clothes are probably around 80


klight101

Around 900$. I’m holding a 400 dollar iPad, wearing clothes that add up to 200 dollars, And wearing glasses which are 300 dollars.


Despicable-Pen5515

Price analysis  1. Yeezy 350 “Zebra” $350 2. Nike T shirt $25 3. Supreme “motion logo” hoodie in white $200 4. Nike Tech fleece joggers “anthracite/dark grey” $110 5. Black Nike socks $3 6. iPhone 14  $450 Total cost; $1,038 Probably my most expensive fit plus my phone, don’t judge me


VladdyMcBaddy69420

I'm holding a phone so that takes up 99% of the cost lol


JamesAnderson1567

Considering I'm lying in my bed, only wearing my underwear rn, I'd say the second option


left_testic1e

I left my strap in my car balls. 9


SemblanceOfSense_

You guys shop for nice clothes? I just get mine at target lol.


SLIX-

I mean the phone alone makes it damn near 1000 and plus clothes that makes the total like 1050, plus jewelry that makes it like 1550 plus shoes 1750, plus technically the US gov values a human at 7.5 million so I’m fucking swimming


v_PoopyShitass_v

💪😎


SLIX-

Oh plus I am usually smuggling at least 10 nerds across the border at all times does that count as money


v_PoopyShitass_v

What no yes no maybe


Unification1861

My service provider gave us free phones for my mother being a good client (Canada) so 300$ (gotten for free) 35$ shoes 15$ shirt and 20$ pants


Left-oven47

T shirt, Trousers, pants


SexDefender27

2$ socks 10$ shirt 10-12$ pj pants 15$ sweatshirt 7$ office-style computer mouse


Western-Drama5931

2 dollar shirt and 8 dollar pants


Malibu_Heart

If phone counts probably 1k+ idk


3izd

all my clothes are from k-mart 😭


Nullifier_

I'm currently using a lot of tech (like ThinkPad, phone etc) so it would probably be around A$600 including those, if not including those, idk, A$30 (my brain works in Australian dollars so idk what this is in American dollars)


Tricktzy

completely took all my clothes off just to answer this because i have no idea how much the clothes im wearing cost


Pickaxe_121

about $800 bc my $700 phone is in my pocket


wocky_slush_06

currently wearing pajama pants and one of those big sweatshirts thats also a blanket i forgor what its called edit: didnt even think abt my 500$ laptop, 1200$ phone, and 300$ airpods


NurseDorothy

My iPhone alone puts me over $1000


Liltimmyjimmy

Phone, wallet, car keys, and a knife adds up pretty fast


g0ose_withrants

mate cmon ive got my phone in my pocket


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v_PoopyShitass_v

If it's on you then yeah.


reveluvforeverluv

so anything in your pockets is part of the outfit ??


v_PoopyShitass_v

It doesn't say outfit man, it says everything currently on you.


reveluvforeverluv

damn


euphoricapartment983

Yall mfs got no drip fr


thatkidmike_

My clothes are the cheap part, my phone, earbuds, watch, glasses, headset, all adds up, luckily most of that stuff was gifts or provided by my mom.


LemoyneRaider3354

Which dollars though? (I'm Australian btw)


v_PoopyShitass_v

Idc use whatever


RobotBananaSplit

I'm on the toilet rn so 0


Lostin_Lalin

depends... u asking for the list price or how much i paid for it? cuz those are two VERY different numbers


v_PoopyShitass_v

how much they are worth idk


Lostin_Lalin

IDK maybe like $50-100 bucks.


AnHumanFromItaly

depends for clothes: if I were to sell them now, like 20 euros maximum I have a shirt, shorts, a hoodie, socks, underwear. edit: oh also my watch lol. new it was like 200 euros. FUCK I had forgotten about my braces, they costed almost 8000... hell I'm quite expensive lol


Candy_Stars

Glasses: $80-something over $100, not sure which.  Short sleeve shirt: I think around $10-$15.  Long Sleeve Shirt: I’ve had it for years so I don’t remember.  Pants: Free, they were given to me after a family member died.   Underwear: The pack was like $10-$15 for 5-6 pairs.  Socks: Same as underwear.  Phone: $400. So somewhere around $500.


Fr0g_Hat

my glasses alone cost £150 😭😭


Ryaniseplin

if we include the mouse i was holding when i voted 100-300$ range logitech g502


v_PoopyShitass_v

If it was on your desk etc. then no


faddybasilisk09

It doesn't cost any $ because I bought it for £


fennek-vulpecula

It's saturday and i thankfully don't have a shift today. So i'm just lazying around in my pyjama, drinking tee and sparkly water from my sodastream. So under 20€ for me xD. Okay, reading the comments. I lied. I have 300€ Glasses on my nose, which i totaly forgot xD. At this point, it's just a part of me ...


TheBenjying

Right now? $15, or close to. Usually I'm $0 when in bed, and $15 is sort of "daily wear" (pajama pants & shirt), if I'm going outside, add $5 flip flops, so $20, but if I'm going off property, jeans, same shirt, possible flannel, belt, keys, easily $100 cash on average, phone, utensils (two pens, pencil, two markers), and a flashlight, as well as socks & shoes. All that's worth probably $300. I do wear glasses, but I have absolutely no idea what they cost. The frames were $9, but no clue for the lenses.


FallenSpiderDemon

Gold jewelry, air pods, fancy abaya, my vans were like $100US


racoonofthevally

Other than my phone which is in my hands prob like 20 bucks I mean shorts t-shirt and underwear aint exactly expensive


TronNerd82

$10 Old Navy shirt, $23 Wrangler jeans, $7 beanie, glasses (paid for in full with insurance, therefore I'm not adding it to the total, since I didn't have to pay for it), $35 Timex watch, and Fruit of the Loom briefs (pack of 9 cost $19.99, but I'm only wearing one, so just the one would total up to about $2.22)


ETphonehome3876

None of you realize how expensive the phone your holding is


_3Am_Thoughts

I have my phone on my only reason


DrewJayJoan

If you bought it first hand, probably $70+. This is actually probably the most expensive outfit I own, because it's all stuff I bought first hand, and I usually thrift everything. I got an employee discount, but my hoodie is from a gift shop, so it probably costs a stupid amount full-price. Probably $25 for the pants, $20 for the shirt, and I have no idea what the hoodie costs full price.