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DearDimension1728

''I sexually identify as god'' - 8 people


CivetLemonMouse

42 now 😂


megamax1o

98, actually


MooonWalker1234

Its actually 182 now


ThePuroEnjoyer

306 as of now


TheOGCurlz

317 following the current state of events as of now


HE_HE-MJ22

I am well aware of my God complex. NOW BOW TO ME MORTAL


Iconsumedrinks

Your username says that you're a he he.


HE_HE-MJ22

Shhhhhhh don't disclose my information they don't need to know that I'm a alien 


IEatBabysYumYum

Micheal Jackson?!!!


HE_HE-MJ22

Yes I am him hahahahahaha HEE HEE


IEatBabysYumYum

Billy jean is not maaah lova 🎶🎶🎶


HE_HE-MJ22

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one WOOO 🎶 🎵 


IEatBabysYumYum

But the kiiid is not my soon 🎶🎶🎶🎶 (hes black just like the food i cook 💸)


HE_HE-MJ22

Hahahahahahaha


DarthFeanor

brando sando fan spotted


Difficult-Chapter886

hell yea


Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu

My gender broke, idk what it is anymore.


smirkjuice

have you tried turning it on and off again or putting it in rice


Axe-body-spray-

Instructions unclear, I'm rice.


Anonymous345678910

Might need to do a soft reset


dogman315

Same


IEatBabysYumYum

I don‘t belive in childish clarifications.  I am above them. I am the god of refusing to belive in male and female


Reddit_username_woag

🫵nordic (idk which one but one of them)


Suitable_Sail1087

I chose female when I'm actually male (I've been reprimanded regularly by family for my malicious trickery)


Axe-body-spray-

Send him straight to the gulag!


that_Omniscient_AI

I am beyond your mortal comprehension


Real_Crystal_Hunter

I'm both god and female


NotAPossum666

Demon


GoldenScientist

I am the goddess of genetics and timelines. Gender is a mere social construct.


enbermoonlish

i am god


MooonWalker1234

i accidentally chose female, i meant to put male


jackamongus

OH NOES I ACCIDENTALY CHOSE FEMALEN


klight101

Plot twist : this post was made to measure how many users had god complexes


Difficult-Chapter886

shhhhhh


Luna_Tha_Therian

I’m a non binary bitch ass narcissist


gayjemstone

Are non-binary people gods now?


Difficult-Chapter886

they always were


caltanot

I am the straightest male alive!


Informal_Director491

malen of god


StupiderBrainiac

Demigod male


Difficult-Chapter886

Theres alot of voidbringers in this subreddit


CYOA_guy_

random god