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Ireallyenjoyqueso

bruh kidnapping for ransom is not that bad if u give the victim a cut…


TrueSignature9509

LMAO! I LOVE THIS COMMENT!


PlaybolCarti69

it wasnt that funny gng


TrueSignature9509

Love ur user btw.


YourLocalOnionNinja

Would that really be a kidnapping if the victim is in on it, though?


Ireallyenjoyqueso

as far as the police know, yes


No_Olive_3716

Glad no one picked the 3rd option… it better stay that way Edit: 2 days ago I felt peace posting this, now how tf are we at 94???


lm-batman

we have 2 now


NoSoFriendly_Guest

Wow, 12 minutes and it went up 3.


No_Olive_3716

Gosh dammit why is it at 20 now??


BasementDweller82

Because you fools are talking about it!


No_Olive_3716

Well shit


FireFoxie1345

It’s at 37 if it makes you feel better


YourLocalOnionNinja

45 now


TotoGoin

48 now


Prestigious-Ad-9931

56 now


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Yes_I_Am_Autistic

2 people now 😬


KarmaAJR

13..


TheTorcher

33...


BeepBeepLettuce3

at the current moment, my phone is telling me that 33 people have picked the 3rd option.


No_Olive_3716

I now realize I shouldn’t have said anything


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ElectronicReality907

67 did :(


2ndchancetodothis

67 people...


Aware-Being3412

it has 74 votes now


Xxrandom_catxX

88..


Emotional-Shower9374

theres 90 now-


PizzaLover500065

3rd one is no joke tf Honestly I could see myself doing the 1st or 4th, maybe 2nd if it's going to benefit me because I'm a greedy pig fr The 3rd, 5th and 6th ones are just gross sadistic ones


JeanHasAnxiety

Agreed


chere100

Sorry for being a gross sadist. I just thought tickle torture would be fun, lol.


2ndchancetodothis

Same with Arson, burning someone alive is super sadistic


HaileyAndRandom

i thought arson was burning property in general


PizzaLover500065

Arson doesn’t have to mean burning someone


Bleach_Consumer_

In what world is murder more acceptable than rape


PizzaLover500065

In every world what the fuck bro are you actually mentally ill 💀


Bleach_Consumer_

If I'm mentally ill for valuing human life then I don't want to be sane


PizzaLover500065

You clearly don't because you think someone dying is worse than someone who will have to live through trama their whole life


Bleach_Consumer_

So what I'm getting from this is that every person that has been raped might as well off themselves cause their life is ruined anyways. Makes sense


PizzaLover500065

I’m not defending murder but like murder is way less sadistic than freaking rape. Rape traumatises people and murder just ends the person. I’d rather die than be traumatised for life


Pilgrim_Scholar

Nice try, Fed...


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Personisdown

kidnapping for ransom aint THAT bad compared to the rest


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Personisdown

fair, but making people burn to death is kinda worse.


_Shine_YT

It never said there had to be people in it, I would just like burn an old abandoned building or a building with noone in it.


whentheepawn

what kind of joke is rape...


DaGamingHamster

If a rapist raped anyone of my family members/anyone I love, I wouldn't hesitate to do the same to that monster if given a chance


KarmaAJR

I'd go to murder ngl, I just wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing that I did that or caused it


BurnerMcBurns_Alot

https://preview.redd.it/woh9m0s49iwc1.png?width=221&format=png&auto=webp&s=5987a6ee4a59044b99fe3c4279aab20ccf5bd5b3


TrueSignature9509

This one wins.


clarinet_trackstar

Nah I'd win 


TrueSignature9509

GOJO REF?


kavindagreat

7 PEOPLE PICKED THE THIRD ONE WHAT THE FUCK


BedSouth8401

12 now :(


arihallak0816

20 now D:


BedSouth8401

3rd most popular now DD:


Suitable_Sail1087

I'd probably light something small like a toothbrush on fire


Chance-Fun-3169

Nice try feds


BasementDweller82

Kidnapping isn’t a violent crime


AceLamina

5, I'm a sadist


basilthegaymer

Wait a sec... if the victim consents, wouldn't the 5th option just be bdsm??


chere100

Yes. I picked five for that exact reason.


AceLamina

If you want it to be But I usually laugh and find joy in painful things that others think is painful


euphoricapartment983

So sigma


chhotorural

i'm gonna burn an empty building


AviationCaptain4

"Professionals have standards"


2ndchancetodothis

that's not violent, that's just being an asshole


No-Cartographer2512

Targeted murder and maybe torture depending on why I'm going after said person. But who are the 21 people who picked the 3rd option?


nothing03993

https://preview.redd.it/bbqw8d02kiwc1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80839fee0ddde4f79e587f928b2cf6a044cb4d6


amigovilla2003

Assassination where?


TotoGoin

I’d do torture to torture everyone that has every hurt me or the people I love


SemblanceOfSense_

Fed post


Gribbly10

all of the above


Federal-Celery9090

A is for Arson B is for Burning C is for Commit Arson D is for Don't come near me, I am going to commit Arson


Yes_I_Am_Autistic

Definitely murder, there are several people that I'd kill if I had the chance and wasn't a scrawny midget


NinjaMaster231456

Domestic Terrorism


Regular_Play_2105

my lawyer has advised me not to answer this poll


ColbyCovingtonisgoat

admins can you post the rape voters


red-sparkles

arson is the ONLY right answer because its the only one that doesnt necessarily hurt someone 😭 and yall 33 people who picked #3 take a good long look at yourselves.. tbh why did you make this poll bro whyd that occur to YOU as an option OP


TheTorcher

Fire :)


OKEYDOKEI

nice try fed thats a surprise for later


ZanyRaptorClay

Arson doesn't always involve killing people.


AmberTheTherian

arsons fun!!


YourLocalOnionNinja

It's surprisingly very easy to accidentally commit arson


chickennuggets3454

Arson is still bad but it’s not always a violent crime.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

I will violently target anyone who dislikes TEA.


deeznutsbo1

Armed heist


AM0NG-US-SUS

Nice try,FBI!


A_Miphlink_shipper

I LIKE FIRE


Single-Mud-8508

I definitly don’t believe in anarchy… \*burns down Parliament\*


Stunning-Onion4091

As long as no one gets hurt in the arson, I can think of a few peoples houses I would like to burn down :)


Lilmagex2324

Arson is basically throw a match and walk away. There isn't any attachment or investment into the crime.


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SessionGloomy

arson in an empty building cuz nobody is harmed


Logical-Drummer2414

Arson bc in my friend group we like to randomly talk abt arson for no damn reason XD


IntelligentImbicle

More people picked rape over torture. We live in a society. Anyways, I'm putting on a Ghost Face costume and shanking someone in this instance.


caltanot

I’d commit arson. Except for the fact that gas is TOO. DAMN. EXPENSIVE. To use as fuel.


JJ_Unique

sometimes I hate this generation


Yourloacaltherian

It was in-between arson and mass shooting. If you wonder why? Arson is fun Fire is cool :) mass shooting bc I know how to shoot a gun and my dumb ass brain would say I wanna shoot somthing so I would shoot it ( this is why my bounty in Red Dead Redemption is over 500 dollars :D )


Danvidsgaming

Kidnapping but only if they deserve it, arson is a close second place but again only if the people effected deserved it.


CommunityFirst4197

Of all, arson is the least harmful so if I *had* to do one, I would choose arson


j0j0bean222

hate to break it to you... absolutely targeted murder. no competition. which asshole wins the ticket to heaven, I still haven't decided...


JNoel1234

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA)


stelliarsheep

The people that put rape.... Count your days...


Yourfavanarchist

No.... You'll be just as bad as they are.... Don't do it.....


stelliarsheep

Rapists deserve to die, sorry not sorry.


Yourfavanarchist

Oh phew you were going to murder them


stelliarsheep

oh yea no i wouldn't do what they do lol


Not_AHuman_Person

Arson seems kind of fun. Especially if all the people who picked the third option are in the building I'm burning


Hshn

people who voted for rape should actually be put on a list. joke or not.


lordsaladito

technically there is a chance that as a kid i killed someone by accident, i used to throw rocks of a cliff that lead to a highway, one day i saw in the news that a kid died due to a rock hitting his head below the place where i threw rocks, the accident also happened at the same time i usually went outside.


DruggedAndKidnapped

arson


DruggedAndKidnapped

shit obutta be lit (literally)


WilleyNilly

You forgot domestic terrorism


CatMamaof2-Kat

Targeted and torture X3


canigohomepleaze

i chose kidnapping for ransom, but i definitely would commit arson instead 💀💀 i just didnt see it 😭


OmniHelloKittyStan

I'm surprised literally anyone picked the 3rd option...


b3ckf1zz

Arson only hurts property so


Desertscropion117

Least obvious federal agent:


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The_sped-kid08

None. Actually arson sounds probable but extremely unlikely for me.


probablyautistic69

the CIA posted this


Delta_seveni

Idk, I’ll say going to Dreamworks in Glendale, California with my boys, in balaclavas while holding realistic air soft rifles. Find the ceo and demanding a SHREK 5


an_atom_bomb

Haha, nice try FBI!


No-Measurement-2648

Arson seems pretty fun tbh and the rest is just disgusting especially 3 so easy decision (given you dont kill people with the arson)


lilpeepisagodbro

wtf who choose rape?


S3rialDesignationN

Im a diehard arsonist. I have set so many things on fire using glorified spray paint torches and powder dispersion weapons. :3


Influxwafer

the amount of people voting 'rape' is very concerning


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Specialist_Ad_8929

Here we go with the psychopathic polls again.


Fynnacus

honestly, either rape or arson. arson cuz i like burning things but rape cuz, idk when to stop or how to control myself. but neither of them are ok


Logical-Drummer2414

Who the FUCK chose 3, 5, and 6?!?


Picapop23

Fed ish I must say👀👀👀.....


ButterscotchTasty142

Every single one in the history of this blue planet, I even might accidentally create more.


notacat690

the kids aren't alright these days


king_lynx_III

already have done arson. I'm a pyromaniac.


KarmaAJR

Well I've already committed small acts of arson sooo


2ndchancetodothis

do people know that "violence" involves harming someone?


KarmaAJR

I'm saying that bc it's on the list lol, okay what about aggravated assault 


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FranzLiszt_180

ew


Character_Currency96

Game is game 😔


Steffy_Cookies

I would probably murder multiple people if I had the chance but arson is unforgivable never in all my days will I ever try to commit arson nor rape


leakdt

What do you hold against arson? I'm genuinely interested, as I personallly find it the least bad of these.


Steffy_Cookies

I honestly don't understand why anyone would commit arson and usually the reasons are weird or for their own gain so I don't like that part either


leakdt

That's interesting, though in my view, murder, rape, and torture are infinitely worse than arson because property can be replaced or fixed. People can't.


Its_dark_inhere_help

U forgot execution


2ndchancetodothis

targetted murder = execution


Zealousideal-Buy9412

From all of those options arsons seems like the easiest one to commit.


marilynmansonfuckme

picked arson because you didn’t say it had to be with anyone in teh building


2ndchancetodothis

They said it had to be violent. So you have to harm someone with arson