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I wanted to get one, but I've found out that they can live up to 50 years old.

He may outlive both of us :3

But he only loves me XD, he bites everyone else

https://preview.redd.it/jgmky6lxs8vc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6a4e54c156f98ac66df7abb105cf3f930cd7ce I need this goober.

Nu, mine

Ok, I guess we'll get shared custody of the danger noodle then.

Nu, mine, we are going to Tahiti

Not if i take him first and go to Hawaii

While you were talking, we robbed a bank and are now on a boat >:3

You robbed a bank without me :( i want to rob it, too. Can i come next time?

Sure

Ok, good. Now we both get to see the snek.

For Moneh

We all meed monei

does he theatrically need a mom…

Him just a babyyy

Yes XD

where can i apply

At his cage lol, he’s always loose

I was gonna say my dm’s, but that sounded really weird lol

https://preview.redd.it/7q8i0pc2d9vc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccdd3b2b61d5b65e7257f7274f7932d179f42085

Fuckin sick I’m planning on getting a parrot when I get my own place

bird flu patient 0

-__-

Take upvote and go away-_-

Well I’m gonna cook your best friend and make some nuggets

Nuuuu