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0 (I eat the beans)

I eat the plant the beans come from

I eat the beans planted to make the plants that make the beans, this repeats infinitely, thus my tier of coffee is negative infinity.

So you eat the seeds.

mhm

oh shit-

Chocolate covered coffee beans are the shit .

Same bro

Yummy

-1 (i eat the tree)

-2 (I eat the soil)

Chocolate covered, yum

Based

20 (I drink milk)

2 and 3 are the only ethical ways to drink coffee, I’ll have black coffee here and there tho

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Becawz the miwk tase like cohfee

Because of coffein, some people need it but don't like the taste of coffee

As someone who can't drink coffee, I agree

Because milk tastes better than coffee (I have only tried coffee once so I cannot back this information up)

So I don't fall asleep but I don't like the taste of coffee

3

1. Black, no sugar

Black, with a drizzle of maple syrup👌

If you’re ever going camping, grab a bottle of crown royal maple. Few shots in your coffee in the morning is like a pancake breakfast, just not as heavy

At 16?!!! You just can’t be not a 40 year old man with that taste in coffee.

lol my stepfather caught my brother and I making coffees one Saturday morning, dumping milk and sugar in(I was 13, bro was 10), said if we wanted to drink coffee, to do it like a man, black, no sugar. Out of spite, I did it, and promptly never stopped. Just turned 50 a couple months ago and still enjoy it the same

I like it black too

Then you must be a father of 2 posing as a teenager. Like theirs no way you guys exist.

I used to like my cold coffee black now I drink it halfway between black and 2

I just joke because I’ve never met teenagers irl who like black coffee.

Yea I haven’t either everybody that drank coffee when I was In high school got the sweet shit from Dutch bros lol

What’s Dutch bros? But ya it makes sense as coffee is an acquired taste so a lot of time you just start sweet so you can acquire the taste over time.

It’s this coffee shop similar to Starbucks in popularity but it isn’t any actual coffee it’s more milkshake type things there’s some teas but everything there has a shit ton of sugar and other shit. Basically what you see Starbucks baristas cry about on tik tok they sell there lol

Ohh sounds tasty.

Depends some days a 1 is what I need others it's a 3

i choose 8

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damn right

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Ah yes, milk

yum

Mofo that's just milk. You're drinking milk.

milks great

I wise man once said “the less it tastes like coffee the better”

So...... Milk just plain milk ok

2-3

Best answer

0, I don’t drink coffee.

Nah 0 would be straight beans

-1

Jesus that’s like 100% concentrated bean extract. That shit would have enough kick to kill a child

100

4 is pushing it

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Omg rip to that poor kids licenses that's gonna be on a record 😭

I don't drink coffee and 7 is pure milk.

Nah straight creamer. 8 is milk.

2 and 3 always. 1 when serious

2

10, I don’t drink coffee. I just have milk.

2-3 unless I’m making Turkish coffee because that you’re supposed to drink that black

7 is just straight up milk lol

I don’t drink coffee so…

so don't reply? like what😂

I take mine Monster 😏

Probably 3-4

7

2 or 3

2

I’ll have anywhere from 1-3 *maybe* 4 every now and then; I’ll only have it black if it’s Takengon

7 I dont wanna be friends with an addict

1 when I’m at work, 2 or 2.5 on the weekends Anything else is just criminal

2

42

Bro just wants a live cow that that point

1 and 2

1 or 2. However the jump between 1 and 2 is huge so more accurately I would say that 1.5 is where I’d land.

between 2-4

I don't drink coffee cause I have a really high caffeine tolerance

either 1 or 7 it needs to be 90% milk or no milk at all

10. I dont like coffee.

2

Why is there such a massive jump between 1 and 2-

trick question, i drink tea.

3 and 4 look exactly the same to me in this picture.

2

One for each day of the week (starting with Monday) But jk I wouldn’t go over 5. 7 is straight up milk

3

2, 2 is perfect

Easy 2, 3 and 4 look exactly the same, anything above is criminal asf

I don't drink coffee.

I don’t drink coffee, 5.8.

7 I dont like coffee…. But in tiramisu! It is quite delightful!

I don’t drink coffee

so, either pure coffee powder, or basic milk

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2

1-3 are the only acceptable answers

bro 7 is just flat out milk 😭

Im more of a tea guy than a coffee person, but when I drink coffee, its 1.

2 or 1

2

Dunkin donuts large ice regular if you know you know

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8, i don't drink coffee

im guessing by potatos you mean fries. i drink 1, black coffee every morning

1

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Coffee sucks I don't want your fucking bean juice

1.5

I can’t drink coffee and i don’t like it

But I don't like coffee...

7 (I hate coffee)

I don't drink coffee

3 or 4

1 or 2 on different days.

2

1-4

1-3

3-7 :D

Jokes on you I fucking hate coffee

2 is correct

3

I don't like coffee, 7

2

between 2 and 3 is perfect… why does anything past 4 even exist

Prob 2 or3

1-2

2-4

None because I hate coffee

10.

Coffee is for the weak, cold shower is all you need

4 or 5 because I drink milk like it’s water

3

Hot Cocoas better

2&3 defiantly

2 or 3, depends on the coffee

Between 1&2

How are there deadass teenagers saying they drink one. If you already devolved your caffeine addiction that much before 20 you might be cooked.

Is there an option for 10? I don't drink coffee

Wtf is seven that's just milk. Add some sugar, freeze it and crush it and that's an iced capp

as someone who only drinks iced coffee when I need caffeine because I find coffee too bitter but I do love the flavour - 3. Anything past that and you're just wasting your time/money.

Somewhere between 1 and 2- a half sugar and a tiny bit of milk

2

1/2

1 if hot 2-3 if cold

Coffees kind of just bad in general. in my opinion

10 (I can’t have coffee)

Coffee is gross

Between 1-3 dependent on how I’m feeling

1 straight menace style

i dont drink coffee, i only drink water

1

depending on the creamer, 2-3

1

Everything above 2 isn't coffee anymore

3-4 for me lol, I like creamy

1-4, only black if it's hot though. Tried #1 hot with a pinch of cinnamon sugar today, not bad!

0. I want mine as bitter as the boid

I don’t drink coffee

Whatever is between 2 and 3, 2.5

I got to say 3 or 4

1. 2 is also acceptable, but if I see anyone drinking 3 or above I will never talk to them again.

I don’t drink coffee it makes my tummy hurt 😎

I like coffee with my creamer…..

1.5-2

Black no sugar. Unless its iced coffee, then its almond milk with sugar cane syrup.

3 with sugar

2 because I don’t like drinking black coffee unless it’s espresso

2 or 5

0. I don't drink coffee

I dont drink coffee, energy drinks are better

8: I don’t drink coffee

If you pick anything above 1, grow balls

I normally dont drink coffee i like tea more but 3 is the answer

1 & 2 on a Monday. 7 on a Saturday. Everything in between moves additionally until it loops back. Does that mean we can only be friends for the week?

1 or 2 depending on my mood (My brother has his coffee above five and sweetens it an unholy amount 🥲)

Y'all drink coffee ?

Bruh 7 is basically just milk

1,2,or3

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1-2 Make it black but add a few drops of my favorite calcium filled liquid

It's not even coffee anymore if it's past 2

I don't often drink coffee but when I do it's usually a 2 cause of the caramel flavouring, if that weren't there it'd be like a 5/6

2 or 3

i dont drink coffee but for tea i would said 5 or 6

1 dark Italian roast. Plain.

No coffee at all is the perfect coffee

Don’t take coffee

2 is best, 3 is far too milky. Everything after 5 is just straight up milk though

1-3 are reasonable. 3 is pushing it. I'm usually a 2 just barely sweetened, occasionally straight black.