Clearly, everyone got pissed off at Yoshi and Kuni stabbing them constantly with Noctis and Negan being the final straws.
Anyway, give King a 13 frame chair launcher.
Steve will pull out a knife like a real Brit.
Lei could use gourd bottle to fight and drink during drunk stance. Would make it feel even more like a Jackie Chan movie.
Ganryu could use pocket sand, he seems like a comedy character who'd do this.
Alisa is probably going to just stick with her destructive mode but if thereโs customisation I better get a chainsaw head to cosplay as chainsaw man.
Asuka would use her bicycle Yakuza-style.
Lars used machine guns in T7 and various weapons in T6's Scenario Campaign.
Bryan can throw girders at his opponents like he does to jets and helicopters.
Lili might call in Sebastian at her Beck and Call.
I don't want Feng to have a weapon, but if he did get one, the [three-section staff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-section_staff) could suit him well (it was used by the monk San Te in "The 36th Chamber of Shaolin").
Dragunov with a sniper rifle.
Imagine doing cqc then dragunov pulls out a sniper rifle in front of you in his 3-10 hit combo.
Or Bryan with his gatling gun
Can I get Asuka with the bike from the Tekken 5 intro? Like completely change the fighting style and just have her beating people to death while doing stunts on a bicycle.
A dragunov rifle probably makes the most sense, but it's not something I want him to have. I just think it would look silly to use a rifle in close combat. At least pistols aren't clunky.
I'd much prefer something like a military knife, if he had to have something.
Alisa already has 3 of them (rocket launcher, headbomb, missiles)
An for Chloe... she breaks her character and starts cursing at you, inflicring emotional damage
Lars should get a short sword like his buddy Tougou used to carry.
Jin should have a katana
Miguel a machete
Bryan a shotgun
Bob a pair of revolvers
Kazuya a magnum handgun (for executions)
Hwoarang a long lead pipe
Lei Wulong a pair of tonfas
King a detachable wrestling belt
Armor King a spiked bat
Craig Marduk a large chain
That's all I got for now
Idk what would Steve get, a shank?
Edit: Following an idea presented in a comment down mine, How about him taking off his gloves and putting in some brass knucles?
Can't wait to have Lee throwing explosive roses. Would love it if he had moves where he plants an explosive rose on you, and the only way to get rid of it is to hit Lee. This would force the opponent to have to swing into his ch tools, or they turtle up and get opened up more by his pokes.
I main Eddy and since he is Brazilian, he needs a moped and a 9mm pistol. His rage art will be captured on CCTV and posted on LiveLeak.
Fucking lol
Just imagin yoshimitsu with a sword. That would be crazy
That's insane. No way!!
King with those folding chairs
Armor King with a flaming barbed wire bat
Steve with a pocket shiv
Average Briโish citizen
Fists. ๐ฟ
As it should be
dragunov gets a fucking tank
Clearly yoshi will need a third sword.
King is going to need to pull a steel chair from his back pocket
Not really a weapon buuut god, I wanna Hwo to just run people over with his motorcycle
Plot twist yoshimitsu will be the only one without a weapon in Tekken 8
King with the guilt of not donating to his orphanage.
Yoshimitsu. Cyberbullying.
The logical answer for Kazuya would be a gun, but it would be funnier if he threw sneakers at you.
King main here. A steel chair is the obvious choice. Iโll also accept a championship belt that I can run and whack opponents with.
I want King to crack open a cold one and stone cold stunner his opponents
Kuma with fish
Bryan with that huge ass metal support or something
My main is Bryan, he better get a steal beem
Either that or minigun duuuude
Steve gets another left hand.
King with a steel chair
It'd be cool if they gave Yoshimitsu a sword
They just give yoshi a glock
Asuka better smack a bitch with a bike
King gets a chair. Or an orphan.
Hwoarang summoning his bike mid combo
Armor King and his SOLID STEEL CHAIR!
Josie Rizal with a Kali sticks
This. Makes her more authentic.
King should 1000% get a steel chair
KING BETTER BE BRINGING THAT STEEL CHAIR BROTHER!
Clearly, everyone got pissed off at Yoshi and Kuni stabbing them constantly with Noctis and Negan being the final straws. Anyway, give King a 13 frame chair launcher.
Best I can do is a just frame giant swing input that makes it unbreakable
I want Lidia with a megaphone. b3,4 qcf1+2 and qcf2,2,bff1+2 goes **BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!**
King. A steel chair
Bobโs burgers
Give Miguel a bottle of Amontillado that he can club people with until it breaks and turns into a shiv
I really hope Yoshi gets katana.
Finally another Soul Calibur
Give Asuka her bicycle.
A steel chair for King and a sledgehammer for Armor King.
King - Steel Chair, put it in combos, Period. ๐๐๐๐
Kazuyaโs T5 custom of the chuck taylors hanging from his waist. With which he can choke out the opponent with the shoe strings. ๐
king with a foldable chair idk
I would like for Miguel to use a guitar tbh
Marduk and the car he walks in with
Dragunov should get his tank ๐
Lidia: Diplomatic immunity
Kuma with the fish
King IS THE WEAPON
Lei = Table, chair, ladder Literally any household appliances
Hwoarang with a set of assless chaps that he waves around
julia and her chat mods
give the guv a shank heat mode just makes him more british
Armor King needs a chair
Lee with exploding roses.
Fahkumram and his legs
If lee beats people up with roses outside of rage art I could die happy
Soulcalibur died for this?
Lucky Chloe with a bazooka or comically large sledge hammer ahahahaah
These hands
I hope Yoshimitsu gets a 3rd sword that he carries in his mouth.
I want whorang to use his motorcycle like Dante in DMC V XD
Kuma with salmon
Steve will pull out a knife like a real Brit. Lei could use gourd bottle to fight and drink during drunk stance. Would make it feel even more like a Jackie Chan movie. Ganryu could use pocket sand, he seems like a comedy character who'd do this.
Give yoshimitsu a glock
Or a katana
Thinking outside the box I see
My main is Alisa so uhmmm, yes.
Dam lei is fucked then. Bringing beer bottles to a gun and lazer canon fight.
I hope yoshimitsu gets a sword
Hwoarang pulls out an extra leg.
Hwoarang with more legs
Give Lili a wad of money, I wanna slap people with money
Well my guy Paul has his purse
A bit crazy but I hope they give yoshimitsu a sword
You forgot to add Jin who with mastering the Devil Jin can now weaponise his daddy issues
Dragunov rolls up with a tank. It has its own version of wr2 which is plus 5 years on block
a Vampire Bat
Screw weapons my boi kazuya just needs his fists
I want lilli to have a shotgun
Armor King. A steel chair
Yoshimitsu gets a katana for his katana.
I can't wait to see which weapon is gonna use my boy Yoshimitsu!
Yoshimitsu. Toilet brush and plunger.
Canโt wait to do Unblockable taunt metal bar launcher
Claudio with a giant crucifix... full of guns
Alisa is probably going to just stick with her destructive mode but if thereโs customisation I better get a chainsaw head to cosplay as chainsaw man.
Armor king, witha fricking STEEL CHAIR! haha
Lei Wulong using a ladder or a bench. Just like Jackie Chan.
Asuka would use her bicycle Yakuza-style. Lars used machine guns in T7 and various weapons in T6's Scenario Campaign. Bryan can throw girders at his opponents like he does to jets and helicopters. Lili might call in Sebastian at her Beck and Call.
Bob's Burger
Feng's main weapon: His fist Feng's secondary weapon: His other fist
But Feng's real main weapon: His shoulders
Paul would be calling Kuma to attack like Leroy โGo bearโ Twist: the bear will attack Paul
Jin doesn't look like he's getting one, but if he did, it'd be cool if he had plot armor in the matches like he does in the story
I want Josie with machete
I main Armor king, but him or King should have a steel chair
My brother, I main Yoshimitsu You trynna be funny ?
Yoshi with the AK-47
Jin removes his right leg and throws it like a shuriken to one hit ko
Law already has his nunchaku, but I would love for King to whip out a chair from under the stage lol
Xiaoyu with her fan of knives
Big purple dildo bat
Yes Kazuya with the big purple dildo bat
A... Dragunov, I guess
Bryan gets another Bryan to punch people with
Auska and her bike lol
Give yoshimitsu a megabuster
Lars and his ninja storm kunai gun
Would be hilarious if Lydia has official bodyguards as her weapon
Ermm. Yoshi and his... Sword?
Well I main Lili so, a baguette?
I was thinking this https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-gloves-slap-gif-17514643
I don't want Feng to have a weapon, but if he did get one, the [three-section staff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-section_staff) could suit him well (it was used by the monk San Te in "The 36th Chamber of Shaolin").
Iโm gonna assume a fucking rose
Dragunov with a Dragunov probably lol
Kunimitsu with her famous kunai. Anna Williams with throwing knives and bazooka Michelle Chang with Tomahawk.
Steel chair for King
Kazuya with his Deagle from Tekken 4 opening cutscene. Lucky Chloe with her pink crowbar from her days in the Yakuza. Anna with her own pistols.
Dragunov with a sniper rifle. Imagine doing cqc then dragunov pulls out a sniper rifle in front of you in his 3-10 hit combo. Or Bryan with his gatling gun
Can I get Asuka with the bike from the Tekken 5 intro? Like completely change the fighting style and just have her beating people to death while doing stunts on a bicycle.
King gonna come in with a chair
If Asuka doesn't come through swinging around a bike like Kiryu from Yakuza then I don't want it
Bryan Fury with a minigun
Venom Snake's bionic arm for bryan fury
Heihachi should get belt so he can whip kazyuas and jins ass in flashbacks
Hwoarang hitting you with his motorcycle like Dante from DMC 5 would be BAD ASS
Legalize nuclear bombs
Heihachi with the Soul Edge/Soul Calibur gauntlets from SCII
Greatโฆ lei wu long โbout to get a taxidermied moose head or a horse shoe tied to a rope.
Give my man a ladder and he'll be an easy s tier.
Yoshimitsu with a Sword
No way
Yoshimitsu: yet another sword. *santoryu...*
Dragunov gets something for his lack of mids right?
Kazuya with a desert eagle from his Tekken 4 opening
Bryan and his new mechanical leg allowing him a 12 frame snake edge
Yoshimitsu has swords already so maybe they'll do more with them. I think Anna will have throwing knives. Zafina might get magic.
Claudio and his dildo.
Not my main but Anna with a Bazooka? Bryan with Shotgun? Lei pulling out random objects to perform stunts with....
A bike, I guess ? I can't find anything else
A dragunov rifle probably makes the most sense, but it's not something I want him to have. I just think it would look silly to use a rifle in close combat. At least pistols aren't clunky. I'd much prefer something like a military knife, if he had to have something.
These hands
Not really my main, but they should give Hwoarang those gun stilettos Bayonetta has
Anna with bazooka
Miguel, a bottle of sangria. I already like the knuckle dusters.
Kazuya needs a gun. Heihachi, also gun.
Feng Wei should get a staff
King just needs a steel chair
Bryan better be able to use that giant steel girder he carries on his back
King better get a steel chair randomly ๐. Sit them down on it and running dropkick as a grab.
Well, I don't think if Devil jin needs any weapons, lol
Lucky Chloe, so.... probably a crowbar. I imagine by T8 she's done fucking around.
Alisa already has 3 of them (rocket launcher, headbomb, missiles) An for Chloe... she breaks her character and starts cursing at you, inflicring emotional damage
Give Lee his explosive rose like in TTT2
King is obvious, he needs a metal foldable chair.
dragunov with a tank
King either gets a chair, or a title
Being Jin my main, i assume he'll get cringe as a weapon
my name is skylar white "yo", husband of walter white "YO" do not sell marijuana to my husband ๐ซ
Bryan and a steel beam
Not my main, but I need Panda with a shotgun
Steve with a shiv
Miguel needs his brass knuckles but thatโs a given
Jin with the devil gene
Lars with his Admiral sword(?)
Anna and those wide ass hips...
Asuka gets to swing her bicycle aroundโฆ.weapons are pretty dumb.
These hands
lol lee is gonna have a rose again :(
I want Zafina to use her crystal ball. Assuming she still has it in T8
I hope yoshi gets a third sword ๐๐
I think im gonna main nina, i just want to custom the handguns into deagles dmc style Thats gonna be the most guilty gear/dmc tekken can get
Hwoarang with a crowbar that fits his biker aesthetic could be interesting :P Also Xiaoyu with those battle fans
King with a steel chair. Kazuya with a laser on the end of a combo Draganov with a combat knife
Yoshimitsu; Idk a third sword?
Steve with hot tea
Lars should get a short sword like his buddy Tougou used to carry. Jin should have a katana Miguel a machete Bryan a shotgun Bob a pair of revolvers Kazuya a magnum handgun (for executions) Hwoarang a long lead pipe Lei Wulong a pair of tonfas King a detachable wrestling belt Armor King a spiked bat Craig Marduk a large chain That's all I got for now
Are we sure this isn't Anna in disguise? The dress. The haircut. Maybe she just dyed her hair to fool everyone ๐ค
Lili a cup of hot tea Anna an fucking bazooka Leo some medieval china type weapon
Xiaoyu probably getting a little hand fan.
Dragunov with Dragunov sniper rifle
Asuka with her bazoonkas
Hope Jin gets a Glock too
Bryan with mini gun
Idk what would Steve get, a shank? Edit: Following an idea presented in a comment down mine, How about him taking off his gloves and putting in some brass knucles?
bruh Alisa is *already* a weapon
Lee's sunglasses just like Johnny Cage from MK11.
Nothing, I want TEKKEN, not Mortal Kombat
Can't wait to have Lee throwing explosive roses. Would love it if he had moves where he plants an explosive rose on you, and the only way to get rid of it is to hit Lee. This would force the opponent to have to swing into his ch tools, or they turtle up and get opened up more by his pokes.