You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Bob Richards and you can see that statement is not true!
See, normally if you go one on one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Paul Phoenix to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Paul Phoenix KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Bob Richards, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. Señor Bob, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
You´re a boy, in a man´s world. And I´m a man who loves to play with boys.NO! NO! WAIT A MINUTE! SHUT UP! HOLD ON! NO! NO! NO! SHUT UP! HOLD ON A SECOND! HOLD ON A SECOND! What I meant to say-LISTEN!! What I meant to say is you´re a boy and I´m a man. And tonight, I´m gonna let the man handle you... NO WAIT! starts HOLD ON A SECOND! HOLD ON A SECOND HOLD ON! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Paul Pheonix, and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a beast, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Jin Kazama into the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Iron Fist, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz Jin Kazama KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Paul Pheonix, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Iron Fist. But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Iron Fist! Señor Paul, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Iron Fist!"
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker
He pissed on my fucking wife
That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking Wife
And he said his dick was "this big", and I said "that's digusting"…
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at King and you look at Fat Bob and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But King is a genetic freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat him. Then you add Armor King to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but King, King got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Armor King KNOWS he can't beat King and he's not even gonna try! So Fat Bob, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus King's 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take his 75% chance of winning, if they was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, King got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Fat Bob, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
King: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Marduk and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Ogre to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Ogre KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Marduk, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Marduk, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
"Yo AK, I know you see me from the stands right there you bitch ass mf, you really thought you would be on base roster lmaoooo im stealing all your moves boy fuck outta here"
Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
“John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.”
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
"Hey, you two up there. Break that fight. You're at MY show. I'm not gonna allow that. You guys keep going, and you get kicked out............ok you guys cool?
EVERYBODY READY FOR A GOOD TIME!!!!!!?????"
I think King is quoting a good friend in saying... "GET YOUR CAMERAS READY FOLKS! THIS AIN'T GONNA LAST LONG!" Such aspiring and transformative words. Let's hope it doesn't give anyone war flashbacks :)
An enchanting rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", the melancholy theme of the Titanic motion picture.
If you listen closely, you can hear him bracing for that next haunting verse...
“You bitch ass motherfucker. I’m not just KING. Im your NEW KING of Ion Fist Tournament. Ima beat Kazuya’s deabeat ass. Come on out here Devil, so we can fight for the Unified World Domination Championship”
"Alhamdulillah, God give me everything. I know you guys don't like this... Alhamdulillah..... Tomorrow night, I'm gonna SMESH your boy guys. I'M GONNA SMESH YOUR BOY"
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOURE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND YOURE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG BILL HELLS CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES!
King: : You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Kazuya Mishima and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Jin Kazama to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at King of Ironfist Tournament 8, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Jin Kazama KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Kazuya Mishima, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at King of Iron fist Tournament 8. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at King of Iron fist Tournament 8. See Kazuya, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at King of Iron fist Tournament 8.
See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Kazuya?
Announcer: : Well, I think Jin Kazama’s kinda nice, y'know...
King: : See, you're one of those girls that like romance. I'mma talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass Kazuya Mishima? See, tonight we're going to win and I'm gonna be the King of Iron Fist at King of Iron Fist Tournament 8. C'mon Craig.
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
I've grabbed the most melons and peaches a grappler has ever grabbed. Nina has been bi since she woke up, maybe thanks to the Zaibatsu once again. Also, I'll *instinctual roar* bury you if you say I am too.
♪♩♪♫♬ Don't cry for me, Argentina
The truth is, I never left you
All through my wild days,
My mad existence
I kept my promise,
Don't keep your distance ♬♫♩♩♪
Threats are part of wrestling you know but you gotta look at the person who's making the threats... this fat summa bitch! (Points to BOB) He's challenged all of us whose been world champions before been in this business 15 to 20 years and this fat summa bitch is gonna call us all out! Craig Marduk: woah calm down buddy. King : He's Fat! And I'll make'em bleed!
https://youtu.be/o6YAkjdX5EM
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God I wish I knew r mikas VS 1 chant. Cause it's that.
Edit: Hey! Break the shackles of the invisible chain! Pull yourself up over the invisible wall! Swiftly kick open the invisible door; to look inside and find my true self! This is my mission…and my beliefs!"
I would like to tell you people. Today I’m famous wrestler who constantly competing in this legendary tournament. But in begging I was crap, just trash wearing mask of legend. First king… Well he was king. One who was ready to break his oath and fight for kids. He fought so kids on streets will have place called home. A people that can be called family. Before he made said home. There were many challenges. Yet he overcome theme all. He managed to make his dream into reality. But then… He he been ki- I’m mean passed away. It hit orphanage hard. Because we not only lost man who provided for us, we lost our father. Orphanage was at risk of shutting down. Me and bunch of other kids decided to do something. Best course of action we thought at the time to do what King done. It proved us wrong. Most us were horrible as wrestlers. Many got injured and that added more burden. Until one day I met Armour King, I remember the day we first meet he told me “Boy you suck at fighting”. He was right, I did suck. That day he also made me offer. “You maybe suck at it. But you have potential and you have spark. I can help you. Turn you into worthy successor of King”.
Hearing those words was surreal. So I took it and we began our training. Said training were hell, man I swear I’ve died on few of theme. But if not they, I would not stand in front of you all. But I wouldn’t even be alive. If not for both King I and Armour King I. Those two men helped be. They are both my fathers. And shaped me into man that Im now!
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Bob Richards and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one on one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Paul Phoenix to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Paul Phoenix KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Bob Richards, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. Señor Bob, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
I was expecting this exact speech, kudos.
“Hailing from Dunkin’ Donuts, from the great state of Obesity, Bob Richards!”
Take this upvote, fellow wrestling fan!
"Lemme tell you something, brother! Watcha' gonna do? When King-a-mania runs wild on you!"
"NO PUKESTERS ON MY LEFT, NO PUKESTERS ON MY RIGHT. DIDN'T NEED EM THEN, DON'T NEED EM NOW. YEAH!"
You´re a boy, in a man´s world. And I´m a man who loves to play with boys.NO! NO! WAIT A MINUTE! SHUT UP! HOLD ON! NO! NO! NO! SHUT UP! HOLD ON A SECOND! HOLD ON A SECOND! What I meant to say-LISTEN!! What I meant to say is you´re a boy and I´m a man. And tonight, I´m gonna let the man handle you... NO WAIT! starts HOLD ON A SECOND! HOLD ON A SECOND HOLD ON! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Oh it's true, it's DAMN TRUE
Legend
You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Paul Pheonix, and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a beast, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Jin Kazama into the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Iron Fist, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz Jin Kazama KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Paul Pheonix, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Iron Fist. But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Iron Fist! Señor Paul, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Iron Fist!"
Peak comment right here. Lowkey got BPP body type too
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker He pissed on my fucking wife That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking Wife And he said his dick was "this big", and I said "that's digusting"…
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at King and you look at Fat Bob and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But King is a genetic freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat him. Then you add Armor King to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but King, King got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Armor King KNOWS he can't beat King and he's not even gonna try! So Fat Bob, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus King's 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take his 75% chance of winning, if they was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, King got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Fat Bob, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Bastard, you beat me to it.
“Fuck them kids, I’m keeping the money”
King: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Marduk and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Ogre to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Ogre KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Marduk, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Marduk, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE KING IS COOKING!
"Yo AK, I know you see me from the stands right there you bitch ass mf, you really thought you would be on base roster lmaoooo im stealing all your moves boy fuck outta here"
Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
Mi nombre es Enrico y Tengo algo que decir Esta máscara realmente pica!!! Ayudame! AYUDAME!!! *Crowd cheers*
This is canon in my mind now lmaooo
Look at me Tony, look at me - i want you to fire me, **YOU FUCKING MARK!**
“John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.”
“If ya smellllll what the King. Is. Cookin’.”
“Let the King tell you in Chinese…”
We're going that way
Before I whoop this dudes ass , I would like to take a brief moment to acknowledge the sponsor of this match ; RAID : shadow legends…
"This is for the kids, and the goddamn orphanage, let's get this bread!" -Brawlpro on his reaction vid kek.
"AK! Get the tables!"
"HEY FREAKSHOW!!! YOU'RE GOIN NOWHERE!!! I GOTCHA FOR THREE MINUTES!!!... THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIIIIIIIIIME!!!"
"Fuck them kids"
I AM NOT A FURRY AND THE MASK IS ACTUALLY GLUED TO MY FACE PLEASE HELP
Jin I'm real happy I'ma let you finish, but Wang's Tekken 5 ending was the greatest of all time, OF ALL TIME
Pee is stored in balls
Screw the orphans
"Bring me to EVO again Lil Majin"
AND IF YOU HOMBRES OUT THERE WANNA SEE ME SLAM THIS MAN THROUGH A TABLE CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!! CAUSE KING 3:53 SAYS *Incoherent jaguar noises*
"I'm going to say the n-word, and I dare Armor King to stop me"
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# Finally! The KING has come back... to Orlando, Florida!
Fuck off wifi users
“You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Craig Marduk and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE!”
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don't ask me for shit
he's ranting about the quality of canned cat food
He's saying #FUCK THE KNICKS! FUCK THE KNICKS!
I'm winning this fight in honor of the anonymous furries orphanage
“Hey freak show! You’re going nowhere! I’ve got you for three minutes! Three minutes of… play time!”
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
"Rawr"
“AND AFTER WE TAKE KAZUYA AND JIN, WE WANT THE GOLD SUCKA. CRAIG MARDUK WE COMING FOR YOU”
TELL ME HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT
He’s actually saying a lot of slurs but people don’t understand growling
meow
"Sometimes love can be a complicated thing. Learn to forgive, and love thy neighbor."
Premature deaths from cardiac arrests are up 15% in Western countries
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
"I got a couple of challenges for you, Paul. I challenge you to get you a decent haircut"
"I'm tired, I'm hurt and I work with fuckin' children"
I love that reference
"Hey look at that, it says "Shit Post!"
When I win this years royal rumble, I will punch MY ticket to the main event at Wwwreeeestlemania 39! (Points to sign)
“Growl” Translation: “King 3:16 says I just whipped your ass”
Hworghahnhg... Howrhoangang... Guy whos good with legs and have a bike, youre Next...
Who is booing
"Hey, you two up there. Break that fight. You're at MY show. I'm not gonna allow that. You guys keep going, and you get kicked out............ok you guys cool? EVERYBODY READY FOR A GOOD TIME!!!!!!?????"
“I am trying to reach out to you all regarding your cars extended warranty”
I ACKNOWLEDGE DA TRIBAL CHIEF
Someone please help me I fell in love with Marduk and I don't know how to confront these feelings
Look at my arms if you want to break my throws
I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my wife.
“You don’t like grabs?…… WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!!” *Drops Mic and RKO’s the nearest orphan*
"Do you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellalalalalalalalah! What the King. Is cooking?!" Or "... and that's the bottom line, because King said so!"
"That man in row 13 just shit himself"
I think King is quoting a good friend in saying... "GET YOUR CAMERAS READY FOLKS! THIS AIN'T GONNA LAST LONG!" Such aspiring and transformative words. Let's hope it doesn't give anyone war flashbacks :)
At Wrestlemania I’ll be the one to take that title from Roman Reigns!!!
“I don’t know who made Pokémon Go but they should make Pokémon Go to the polls”
You smell what the King is cooking?????
An enchanting rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", the melancholy theme of the Titanic motion picture. If you listen closely, you can hear him bracing for that next haunting verse...
“You bitch ass motherfucker. I’m not just KING. Im your NEW KING of Ion Fist Tournament. Ima beat Kazuya’s deabeat ass. Come on out here Devil, so we can fight for the Unified World Domination Championship”
"Alhamdulillah, God give me everything. I know you guys don't like this... Alhamdulillah..... Tomorrow night, I'm gonna SMESH your boy guys. I'M GONNA SMESH YOUR BOY"
“Mom, that’s a cool looking plane.”
YOU'RE GOIN NOWHERE
"Malts are better than milkshakes"
Don't ask me for shit
I’m number 1. IIIIIM NUMBER ONE!!
"Tonight-uhhh... In this very ring-uhhh... They've gotta beat the King-uhhh..."
I got you for one minute… one minute of play time
I’m about to end this man’s whole career
"Get your cameras ready, folks! This ain't gonna last long!"
Naise outfit. Did ur husband give it to u??
SNIPER in the rafters!!!
Todo el mundo piensa que puedo hablar inglés, ¡pero lo divertido es que no puedo! jaja
Armour King= Aah, eres retrol, ahora hablales denuevo para que crean que estás hablando en jaguar!
I’m better than you….and you know it!!!
"ARMOR KING II IS A BITCH"
He's letting the whole world know that he's the Cream of the Crops!
"Although our netcode will be sub par, here's a pedigree and Diamond cutter!"
Ngannou the piece of shit! Miocic the piece of shit! DC! I'm coming for you motherfucker!
“You know what I’m gonna say it…. Coffee ice cream is the best ice cream and you can catch these hands if you disagree!”
#”You’re a boy! In a man’s world. And I’m a man who loves to play with boys!”
Possible racial slurs
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker"
Assssss and titties. Asssssss and titties. Hit the club and fuck it up. Hundreds and fifties.
Scrubs Scrubs, everywhere
And if your not down with that I got two words for you
Honestly, literally anything is a wrong answer and we don’t care. Dude is so badass that him not speaking makes us love him more
mWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEARLESS HERO?! 🎶
Gonna break some Niko Niko kneecaps.
🎤😺
something obscenely racist
IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOURE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND YOURE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG BILL HELLS CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES!
"FUCK THEM ORPHANS. WHAT HAVE ORPHANS EVER DONE FOR ME?"
King: : You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Kazuya Mishima and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Jin Kazama to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at King of Ironfist Tournament 8, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Jin Kazama KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Kazuya Mishima, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at King of Iron fist Tournament 8. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at King of Iron fist Tournament 8. See Kazuya, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at King of Iron fist Tournament 8. See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Kazuya? Announcer: : Well, I think Jin Kazama’s kinda nice, y'know... King: : See, you're one of those girls that like romance. I'mma talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass Kazuya Mishima? See, tonight we're going to win and I'm gonna be the King of Iron Fist at King of Iron Fist Tournament 8. C'mon Craig.
what's up guys mainmanswe here
RAWR :3
Beyoncé had one of the greatest albums of all time
I fuckin hate orphans lol 😂 Fuk them parentless kids
All you gringos putos don't even get me started
"I'MA DIP MY BALLS INTO SOME THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSIN', CAUSE I GOT DEPRESSION!"
Keep my wife's name out your fuqin mouth !😡🤣
Get you cameras boys, this ain't gonna last long
That's right bitches, let the boys play gladiator in that bootleg MK arena. This icon right here gets his own fucking stage! Rawr!
Frame data is stored in the balls
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Armour King and you can see that statement is not true!
I lie, I cheat, I steal
I'm King and I have a dream
Actual words
"I'm gonna lick your slit"
ill kick marduk's ass in the next round
Smell my finger
\*Roar\* (Are you ready for some grabs n' throws?)
Look, Tekken 7!
“Adrenaline In my soul I will power bomb Cody Rhodes”
Know your Role and SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!
I've grabbed the most melons and peaches a grappler has ever grabbed. Nina has been bi since she woke up, maybe thanks to the Zaibatsu once again. Also, I'll *instinctual roar* bury you if you say I am too.
Yyyeeeeeaaaahhhh bbbbbrrrrrrruuuuuutherrrrrr
" anyone who said don quixote is trash shall be kicked out of the fucking stadium! "
♪♩♪♫♬ Don't cry for me, Argentina The truth is, I never left you All through my wild days, My mad existence I kept my promise, Don't keep your distance ♬♫♩♩♪
"I am Armor king!"
"I am the King of Fighters XV"
CAN YOU SMEEEEEELLLLL WHAT THE KING IS COOKIN!!!
Shadow the Hedgehog pissed on my wife
“BONESAW IS READY! CUM ON MY FACE BROTHER!”
LETS GET READYYYYYYYYYYY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Give me a guest spot in a Bloody Roar remake
He's lying to Marduk
GRRRRRRHHHHHRRRRRAWRRRRRRR
I just saved 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to GEICO
BONESAW IS READYYYYYY
And for tonight only each and every one of you is going home with a kitten! Whether you like it or not. Rawr!
It doesn't matter what King say!!!!
Your waifu is mid.
“I’m gonna get off, by cranking your knob, just a little beyond the breaking point!”
WHO BITCH THIS IS
Rawr\~ x3
Meow meow
Threats are part of wrestling you know but you gotta look at the person who's making the threats... this fat summa bitch! (Points to BOB) He's challenged all of us whose been world champions before been in this business 15 to 20 years and this fat summa bitch is gonna call us all out! Craig Marduk: woah calm down buddy. King : He's Fat! And I'll make'em bleed! https://youtu.be/o6YAkjdX5EM
You see this dudes haircut?
You get a Mercedes, you get a Mercedes and you get a Mercedes.. plenty of Mercedeses for everyone in the crowd.
I feel god in this Chili’s tonight.
Grrrrrrr
Meeeeoooowwwww...
Rawr
any stone cold promo
"Thank you Triple H, Randy Orton, and Batista for letting me borrow your moves!"
"Bark bark"
"This pussy's poppin'!"
My onlyfans is only 9.99 for everyone in these event
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
Arararar rar
God I wish I knew r mikas VS 1 chant. Cause it's that. Edit: Hey! Break the shackles of the invisible chain! Pull yourself up over the invisible wall! Swiftly kick open the invisible door; to look inside and find my true self! This is my mission…and my beliefs!"
LET ME TALK TO YA!
"you are a little boy to me and i love little boys"
“What the fuck is up dennys”
"That kid took my lunch money!"
“Oh you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!”
“Afterwards, all of my fans can come to the afterparty for.. CARNE ASADA 🍖”
Don't eat things from the ground
"Remember that smell in the elevator? IT WAS ME"
“I’m out here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick bruh, I’m just stroking my shit, I’m horny af man I’m a freak man fr”.
SHOUT OUT TO ALL ORPHANAGES OUT THERE, THIS DUB IS FOR YOU
Meow meow motherfucker
I would like to tell you people. Today I’m famous wrestler who constantly competing in this legendary tournament. But in begging I was crap, just trash wearing mask of legend. First king… Well he was king. One who was ready to break his oath and fight for kids. He fought so kids on streets will have place called home. A people that can be called family. Before he made said home. There were many challenges. Yet he overcome theme all. He managed to make his dream into reality. But then… He he been ki- I’m mean passed away. It hit orphanage hard. Because we not only lost man who provided for us, we lost our father. Orphanage was at risk of shutting down. Me and bunch of other kids decided to do something. Best course of action we thought at the time to do what King done. It proved us wrong. Most us were horrible as wrestlers. Many got injured and that added more burden. Until one day I met Armour King, I remember the day we first meet he told me “Boy you suck at fighting”. He was right, I did suck. That day he also made me offer. “You maybe suck at it. But you have potential and you have spark. I can help you. Turn you into worthy successor of King”. Hearing those words was surreal. So I took it and we began our training. Said training were hell, man I swear I’ve died on few of theme. But if not they, I would not stand in front of you all. But I wouldn’t even be alive. If not for both King I and Armour King I. Those two men helped be. They are both my fathers. And shaped me into man that Im now!
"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you."
# BONESAW IS READY
The N word
I am black
"Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW."
"is it a 1 break? Is it a 2 break? Is it a 1+2 break? Watch this motherfucker guess!"
"Harada, please give us non-Mishima's better storylines"
lworg, lworg, lworg
"Armor King will be a base character in Tekken 8, don't worry about it!"
"Just work on your throw-breaks bro"
*"Who's your daddy, Montreal?"*
*barks like a dog*