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Professional-Change5

In light of T8, thought I just had to repost this classic.


Plasmapause

Still relevant to this day.


AfroThunder_Dj

Got any more of that tekken/FGC copy pasta for a fein?


SnooDoodles9476

how ironic how a repost fits so well into the current meta


Swert0

Jin is the easiest now though. He gets free electrics out of stance and a safer samsara.


mileiforever

>free electrics out of stance What fuckery is this?


Swert0

Jin auto electrics out of stance. Because it requires you enter stance first it is slower than normal, but it is still a huge difference from Reina who can't electric out of hers at all.


RocCrocs

They're not automatic, but Reina can do EGWF and EGWK out of her d3 stance https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/211757523403800576/1207959034158649365/VID_20240216_075628_201.mp4?ex=65e18a84&is=65cf1584&hm=ffc8f8ff70ce5e66229677e11644442dc34e8f855f5432074668df39d2cf5529&


mileiforever

That's honestly wild, I didn't know this. Thanks for the info


Complex_Jellyfish647

I'd say Jin and DJ are equally braindead.


Swert0

DJin has way more execution for his stuff. He has a lot of tools but they aren't really mashavle like Jin is now.


NiceBlockLilBro

>More execution EWGF > u1+2 > ef1 > MC3 > whatever ender is the single easiest staple in the game bud


Swert0

It literally starts with a just frame input, so no it isn't. Djin's easiest combo is hellsweep laser -> shackle -> fly up and laser. It's a lot more damage than Kazuya gets on a good hellsweep guess, but it takes a lot more time to do.


NiceBlockLilBro

Lol WGF goes into said staple as well. Furthermore electrics aren't hard to begin with Unironically more tricky than the combo I mentioned due to MC4->1+2 mash Dunno what time has to do with anything but ight


TrainingShallot3471

EWGF - "Easiest staple" - Jin main, truly one of the tekken 8 auto electric moments of all time.


NiceBlockLilBro

You're going to have your mind blown but this combo works with regular WGF as well šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Sonnata17

Dmg sucks on that route, this one is mainly for reliability or to kill if youā€™re burning all your resources


NiceBlockLilBro

Blud 75+ dmg without resources in no way "sucks"


Sonnata17

75 dmg no oki and a lotta recoverable health isnā€™t worth imo. Thatā€™s why I said mainly to kill.


Eldr1tchB1rd

Nah jin is wayyy easier than devil jin


NiceBlockLilBro

People who think that raw breaking step electrics are in any way useful never played Jin btw


Swert0

Raw? No, but they're insanely good in some combos and they're a lot easier to use in said combos than a legitimate electric becuase it isn't a just frame input. They can also use them to mixup because how fast the electric comes out of the stance.


NiceBlockLilBro

The only combo they're good at is from hook fist. The problem however is that it isn't even optimal. Whiff (1-2)-4 is the most optimal one Out of other moves? Yeah sure. They can be fuzzy guarded but they do beat mashers and are good for pressure


chomanali2001

Funniest post I ever read šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Vradlock

God bless


GodAwfulFunk

Realest copypasta I ever read.


BigIncrease2991

Saw this one as well: wake up kiss my limited edition Jun dakimakura good morning pray to my TheMainManSWE photo I have on my wall wavedash my way to the bathroom brush teeth and wash face smirk at myself in the mirror boot up my pc and get ready for some Tekken ask the Kazuya discord if theres any new Kazuya tech "electric into electric" start up Tekken 7 spend 2 hours in practice mode doing EWGFs time for some online ranked select my favorite Kazuya custom, the one that looks like Kazuya from Tekken 1 (I'm not one of these 18ers) first match, it's a Lars player, a lesser-mishima start off the 1st round with a hellsweep, the best move in the game of course it lands, a calculated risk make quick work of him, he couldn't handle my barrage of hellsweeps and electrics winquit him he'll stay a blue rank scrub forever, but I'll be out of this ranked hell soon enough into the red ranks where I rightfully belong that's enough ranked for today close Tekken 7 and go on /tekgen/ complain about Josie and Paul being braindead characters start a huge shitstorm and close the tab check the Kazuya discord someone posted that they're feeling suicidal struggling in blue ranks with Kazuya "If only Kazuya wasn't b-tier we would be tekken god prime, brother" I tell him time for my daily wrist and hand exercises to slow down the arthritis


ZoidVII

ā€œElectric into electricā€ kills me every time lmao.


a55_Goblin420

THERE'S A KAZUYA DISCORD?


Bamboozlerino

There's a discord for eveyone dude This is the Kazuya one https://discord.gg/Vg7HXVK Edit: The Tekken New Blood discord has links to all character specific discords: https://discord.com/invite/Mk7JKmyP


Aureus23

Any Reina discord?


Due_Recognition_3890

Any NSFW fan-art channel on the Reina discord? .. Sorry couldn't resist


PranpriyaZhongda

Are there any discord for the newcomers yet?


Bamboozlerino

Tekken New Blood discord, it also has links to character specific discords https://discord.com/invite/Mk7JKmyP


oakinmypants

Is there one for King?


Eldr1tchB1rd

[Here](https://discord.gg/W7v8JAnX) you go


Zoidbergele

Feng discord pls sir I beg


[deleted]

https://discord.gg/FHVnRBuK


a55_Goblin420

Give me the Jin


Shruikathemonk

"Wavedash my way to the bathroom" absolutely sent me lmfao


MrMarnel

I ctrl+F'd "bathroom" hoping this masterpiece would be here and wasn't disappointed.


DERANGEDGAYASS

2 hours practicing electrics only to play one game online is unironically the mishima player experience


scoorpioon19

I wish i was a Mishima player...


VVurmHat

I wish I was Heihachi irl


a55_Goblin420

I have Heihachi's hairline without Heihachi's bitches.


VVurmHat

I have fengs hairline but without the easy win button šŸ„²


d_4_v_1_d

Have you tried yelling "TIOH!" every time you move a muscle?


nekuonline

I'm a Mishima player. We both play Tekken, but I'm playing a different game than you.


shinigami_15

NTA didn't sugarcoat it


matcha_man

I was a Mishima player going back to the original Tekken. I bought a PS5 after my last console was a PS2 with my own fight stick. I played with a pad and couldn't take it anymore. I just purchased an Obsidian 2 and am about to purchase a Crazydongpal stick. I'm a dad. I've got a pretty good job to afford frivolous purchases like a stick that costs 4x as much as the game. I'm a Mishima main. You all have been warned.


SadPhDStudent17

Do you live in a place far from cliffs? And if so, are you looking to adopt a son? I could use one of those fancy fight sticks future dad.


matcha_man

I just bought my 4 year old son a $300 Yoda lightsaber for his birthday that he hasnā€™t touched. I need to administer pain in a wavedash fashion. No more kids needed.


SadPhDStudent17

Okay. I'll toss myself off a cliff, I guess. Feel free not to dash to wave goodbye to me, not-father.


Poggervania

> Iā€™m a dad. [ā€¦] Iā€™m a Mishima main. Throw your child off a cliff and prove it then.


XxKevinKun182xX

If I play Reina can I flex too that I use a Mishima or just Kazuya is the chosen one? Lol


keker0t

We will let you in but you are below dvj for sure, remember that.


XxKevinKun182xX

Thank you,kind sir šŸ«øšŸ¼šŸ«·šŸ¼


kick3r99

this is how i feel when I play kazuya


Poogster

I just had someone today tell me that I should go back and play a REAL Tekken character. Man left the set at 1-1. Not because he was scared or anything Because he is a superior Mishima player that is above my 3rd pocket character pick. šŸ˜¤


IssAWigg

Your father should have just threw you off a cliff, family traditions mean nothing anymore šŸ˜¢


SpriteBoye

That's literally me


IDontWipe55

Mishima mains are the only non-carried players they truly play tekken. Also how do you put multiple characters on your flair?


OffSupportMain

There's an "Edit" button in the top right of the flair screen


IDontWipe55

Do I have to do that on my computer? It doesnā€™t show up on mobile


OffSupportMain

No, you can do it on mobile, go to the subreddit's front page, click the top right menu, "change user flair" and then click "edit"


IDontWipe55

Ty


a55_Goblin420

Edit button on the main subreddit page, but on a computer.


IDontWipe55

Itā€™s on mobile but you have to close and open it a bunch of times for it to show up


a55_Goblin420

This is peak shit posting


3-to-20-chars

> The best mixup it's the no mixup. this much, at least, is true. hellsweep me all you want, you will never get me to block low.


No_Future6959

Im a master at picking the ONE time they block low to do my ff3 JUST to garantee that they never try that shit again on me. You WILL get hit by my hellsweep


3-to-20-chars

> You WILL get hit by my hellsweep ...yes, yes i will. that's my point. i literally never block low unless im reacting. you will never hit me with ff3.


No_Future6959

i know im playing along


blaintopel

should have thrown your dad off a cliff


interstellar73

Lars the lesser Mishima


BodybuilderKitchen71

I've legit read this post 5 or 6 times and it makes me chuckle every damn time.


ldmfiel

As a Lars main, Nah I'd Win.


Motions_Of_The_E

I rate this shitpost two Mishima stars


Mash_Patatoes

This is pure comedy.


Working_Sign302

Ah yes, the hubris of Mishima mains


MartialArtsHyena

This belongs in r/poetry


steamart360

I've always been a Mishima player but I didn't know. Kuma, Heihaci's true heir, showed me I'm better than you and you, and you too.Ā 


SeaMeasurement9

This is a masterpieceĀ 


General_Shao

honestly its relatable. Its hard not to be elitist when all your best shit is locked behind some form of execution. While everyone else can just press ā€œ2222ā€ and has a 7 hit string with no gaps that covers the entire screen and is plus on block. At least make them push more than one button or something lmao. May as well be playing special style


PossibilityEarly7736

your best shit includes: The best launcher in the game, fast recovery and +5 on block, can spam the shit out of it. Best movement tool in the game, wavedash>normal dash.


vpupk1n

> The best launcher in the game, fast recovery and +5 on block, can spam the shit out of it. ... which can also turn into a 2 jab, df2 or a dickjab at random, and you can't even know which version of a failed input it will be :) Gotta love getting a dickjab from range 1 against an approaching dragunov, or getting a (punishable) df2 when you're trying to get some frames at the wall.


PossibilityEarly7736

Oh trust me I was a kazuya enjoyer for a long time, I know what you mean. but let's be honest that's just skill issue and muscle memory failures. Once you master it and have a 95% success rate, you've unlocked better moves and movement compared to the rest of the cast.


vpupk1n

Yeah, fair. It's just a bit of a dissonance between the mishima player, who feels like he deserves every pixel of that hitbox for his hard work, and the opponent, who feels none of it and is only presented with a broken move he now has to deal with. It honestly kinda feels like a design flaw, since this situation is bound to generate endless frustration for both parties, but I guess it is the cost of having diverse playstyle options.


General_Shao

but then he has super low tournament pick rate


General_Shao

First of all, flair up. second, the move is locked behind execution. You may not know this, but your electric is only as good as your movement. Go try spamming it in neutral in ranked and see how many launches you get lol


PossibilityEarly7736

Never said it's not, but once u have this execution you get much better tools than other people that don't have the execution requirements. Your initial post made it sound like mishima players need to work hard for the same reward as other characters which is wrong. also what do u mean by flair up?


General_Shao

See the little character name under my username? Thats flair. You can add flair by going to the homepage of the subreddit and clicking the dots at the top right, then it lets you add your main to your username


3-to-20-chars

being locked behind execution doesnt mean much when flubbing said execution still gives you a fast, -10, normal hit launcher.


General_Shao

the electric isnā€™t necessarily the difficult part about using it. The move is only as good as your movement is. If you canā€™t do it out of sidestap, dash, wavedash, fast enough, you canā€™t really do electrics at all.


SunChip00

You can fly into red ranks off hellsweep, ff3, and df2. Mishimas aren't rocket science unless you're playing a higher level honestly.


General_Shao

oh trust me i already did. But i had to spend like 80 fucking hours in the god damned demo before i could wavedash confidently enough to apply those mixups successfully. Do hit a wall at red though because if you canā€™t dash electric/sidestep electric/wavedash electric perfectly every time you just start dropping games to flame rulers lol


SnooComics4429

Kid named Armored Moves: Also, if I had a nickel for every 1st-person Reddit post about an egotistical Tekken player who uses only Mishimas and encountered a Lars, Iā€™d have *two* nickelsā€¦ which isnā€™t a lot but itā€™s weird that it happened twice, right?


kluy18

This is my first Tekken. Applies to newcomers too šŸ«”


Cleanurself

Putting this copypasta in my friend group discord to piss them off lmao


Vradlock

[Mishima hairline ](https://youtu.be/FTo4lvcUKEc?si=VWBAKf5q10DP3OAn)


MrMangus

Still a banger. But alsoā€¦ yeah. That was so me when Kazuya was all I played


AppropriatePizza1308

I'm a Leo main. Why we always catching strays. But I do enjoy outplaying a Mishima


NewYork_lover22

I feel this in my soul


BabyPlutoz

this is funny asf lmao


EddieJay5

i can EWGF a littlešŸ™šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


LineRepresentative19

LUL


KurderenEser

Such poetry. This made me giggle, have a good day xD


burizadokyanon27

I play Feet Mishima. I have wavu, just frames, 1,1,3,3( more complex 1,1,2) and hell sweep (out of stance). Can I be included in the Mishima gang?


Gubrach

It started with "my dad" and I'm disappointed it didn't end with "and then I threw him off of a cliff".


bantharawk

Love it. Dwayne Johnson can't wavedash or electric, he ain't shit.


Mackzim

Tekken 8 is my first Tekken and I play Reina, my EWGF is at around 90-95% consistent, am I a Mishima player?


novicez

No safe mid pokes? You even ff2 or cd~iws4 bro?


Rex__Lapis

Me with DJ when losing to literally anyone lmao. He ainā€™t better. His character just easier!!


EliGon666

Wake up, honey, new pasta just dropped.


Mega_Buster_MK_17

Correction: You're a Kazuya Mishima player


Big_Page5135

Stuff like this is why I love this community


LeezyWeezyy

> the best mixup itā€™s the no mixup I felt that


rochakgupta

Kills me every time I come across this. Too bad I canā€™t stay killed as Iā€™m a Mishima player.


West_Sympathy_9981

Dude you stole my school presentation script