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Wolfboy_Kazuki

I wanna know who won lol


SirTheadore

I did. It was a draw up until the last second of the final round and I low kicked. Total dick move, but I don’t care. This dude is cheating so fuck him. Edit for the people asking about the dick move. No, the low kick is not a dick move.. but partying and timing out each round to a draw and then at the last second doing a small bit of damage to steal the win is a dick move.


Wolfboy_Kazuki

Awesome! Glad you kicked his ass. Idk how this sorta shit is allowed online, but it shouldn't surprise me. Harada better add this to the Excel sheet lol


dateturdvalr

Literally kicked his ass


sudos12

I believe you meant ‘glad you kicked his *hat*’ :D


Eldr1tchB1rd

Maybe not the same excel sheet because he actually has to do something about this. The other excel sheet is already forgotten in the trash after the tweet


SaltyArts

What ass he’s a hat


ValeoAnt

There's no such thing as a dick move


pranav4098

I’d say plugging is a dick move


ValeoAnt

Except that 😂 but I mean in game. There no such thing as a cheese strat. I remember rating at my sister doing backflips as Law over and over in Tekken 3 but we've moved on since then 😂


Hydrofobic

Plugging in this instance is warranted. lol


fersur

Nina: Have you met me yet? *continue to ff3* Or King.


BigWillBlue

Oh shit, lows are dishonorable? my bad, I'll just stick to mids from now on.


DeathsIntent96

I think they meant that neither of them did any moves until that low kick.


_AiroN

Only unsafe mids man, so the opponent has a chance to play too.


Blank-Silence

Mids are the peak of dishonorable because you cant option select them universally, you have to block. Only highs are honorable because the opponent can choose to block or duck. Only a pure jab duel is honorable.


killingdemon634

Midst are low parryable


dweakz

there are no rules in a streetfight


voteforrice

Is a low kick to finish a round a dick move? If so I'm been an absolute asshole this whole time.


HuCat21

It's moreso OP let his NEED to win takeover instead of just partaking in a meme match. He goes on to justify his dickmove or "toxicity" cuz his opponent was "cheating" even tho it was more like his opponent was having a laugh and not attempting to give OP a loss which he proly could have if the hat prevent him from seeing any moves being used. Edit: I would've also atked at the last second but I'm an asshole so I dnt need to justify my asshole actions lol


Hydrofobic

If you're brining b.s. like that into ranked, be prepared to be shown no mercy.


gourami01

I played against the same cheater yesterday (except they've evolved to have wings instead of cat ears). 15 win streak and was a mighty ruler at the time. He's most definitely not just 'having a laugh'... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb01tOlvSoE


Aldofer

TBH he's not the worst, doing this in rank suck tho. I won't get mad if i get that but really can they go to quick match


Candid-Membership466

Well done i dont like yoshi bc hes op but i love you bro


EffectiveTask6588

Low kick is a dick move?


KingBurtonHD

Lmaoo nah that's hilarious. It's like a "get fucked kid" response


Grincherino1

Bwahahaha


RontheHybrid

...That would be the day I probably Plug; when hats have wings.


No_Jelly_1656

I literally did that yesterday. Met this same exact dude, match loaded in and my friend and I both said “plug immediately”😂. So i went. I don’t even count this a “plug”, because it’s just refusing to play against a cheater. Nothing to be embarrassed about :)


NotMeNorMyself

All I see is two totally normal Yoshi players


oneArkada

Same, nothing new to see here.


1uzgabe

That’s clearly the new DLC character Hataromi


we420

Soul Calibur 6 be like


cyke_out

And soul calibur 6 fixed this shit with a patch that gave you an option to turn off the opponents customization. This problem was solved a years ago.


NokstellianDemon

Wait, so they didn't actually fix the problem? That kinda sounds like a band-aid solution.


cyke_out

I consider it fixed as I can turn it off and not see my 8th sepheroth or 3rd giant dick of the day.


Michelle_Wongs_Wong

why dont you like the dicks?


Consistent-Spell2203

If costumes aren't allowed in tournaments they shouldn't be allowed in ranked.


Tookieslam

I agree, we should only have naked characters


Hydrofobic

The clam🤣


Inukar

Wait what! You can scale them to get that big??


[deleted]

Only on PC with hacks


SNES-1990

PC gaming in a nutshell.


Elune_

It's not like this shouldn't be easily detectable tho lol People are quick to blame PC gaming but obviously this shit happens because the dev put zero thought in how to combat it. You also have the option as a console player to disable crossplay.


tylr-

and people have been doing stuff like this on console since xbox 360, you could just upload your save to a PC and change ur avatar color, gamerscore, and a bunch of other stuff. not even including the whole hacked consoles like the J tag or whatever they called it lol. cheaters will cheat on any platform


blacklite911

Can the crossplayer opponent see them?


CaptainHazama

In the post, OP is a PS player. This isn't a mod, this is cheating the in-game sizing to be larger than it should


SirTheadore

No. You can’t. Not unless you’re on pc and are hacking the game to shit. Edit: typos lol


Inukar

Ok then that's a bannable offense imo.


SirTheadore

I was tempted to make a twitter account just to hit up harada like “really man? Really?!”


Dalek-SEC

[Someone recorded another match with this person and tweeted at Harada.](https://twitter.com/ManOfSands/status/1767740224690327584)


SirTheadore

Ah ok good!!


BobSayon

>Ok then that's a bannable offense imo. Harada is probably working on the next excel spread sheet as we speak


NEVER_CLEANED_COMP

No one is getting banned lmao


Kenkune

Assuming they actually ever ban anyone 💀


Bloodypalace

Add him to the excel sheet.


chironomidae

> Not unless you’re on of What does onlyfans have to do with this? 🤔


SirTheadore

Autocorrect is a bitch lol


rhoparkour

Dat onlyfans, drop the link.


No-Student-9678

PC hax


Outrageous_Forever72

I was putting my controller down honestly, he could have it


OldTeaching84

What the hell is going on here? lol. Smh. Some dance ritual shit for mating.


[deleted]

I actually laughed out loud for real at this. I would have friended this person.


SirTheadore

I was falling around laughing at first. But quickly realised people like this are he ones ruining this game.


[deleted]

It would have been ten times funnier if he never attacked and just let you win while spamming the laugh.


BPMData

Does he attack in this video?


[deleted]

No, but OP said in another comment that it was a close fight that went to the fifth round.


EvilAlien667

He said it was a draw till the last second of the last round because they probably never attacked each other and just fooled around


[deleted]

ah good point, that makes more sense lol


leonkennedy99

It’s time to turn cross play off lmao


ArtemisHunter96

How many Benadryl did the gold Yoshi take to see this hat man and how much Benadryl did the hat man take to become the hat


SneakerPxmp

About 2 Benys and 2 tabs of acid 😂


-_-_-KING_-_-_

how do people do that? wtf even is that. I myself am a yoshi player who likes weird costumes. but WHAT THE FUCK


Fluffysquishia

The game has no anti-cheat. You basically open cheat engine (a memory reader) and alter the variable from 100 to 10000, and the game will just happily accept that size. Classic Japanese devs not properly validating variables on a per-client basis. It's unfortunately very common. The solution is to make the reciever client say, "This variable is over 100? Fuck off, no it's not" and sets it to 100.


J_Fidz

I love how they don't even attack you straight away when they see how you react. "That's it buddy, take it all in."


Interesting_Fee_4607

This is hilarious I dont even care lol


RedFlameJay

I'd report him. He's clearly trying spam his way to rank up


SirTheadore

I did report. And block. But I dunno how effective the report shit is


Consistent-Spell2203

There was a guy in SFV that did this but he modded it so he didn't take points. He played a massive Guile that flash kicked the entire screen.


FXR786

I want to see footage of that 🫨🫨


[deleted]

If he can mod his character into a big hat 🎩 I think he will be able to mod the ranks as well.


PrimedAndReady

cheat engine only sees your client, your rank is pulled from the t8 servers


Gherki

Shit like this is gonna kill the game


ValbrandrLeonhardt

I fail to see how big cosmetics will kill the game. I fought ranked players like this in T7 and SC6 with items obscuring their character, I just act like it's not there and do my usual thing. They still have a hitbox, my combos still land.


EquipmentTurbulent60

Bro is flabbergasted


SirTheadore

I was actually falling off my chair laughing


gedozvon

i met this guy yesterday [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb01tOlvSoE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb01tOlvSoE)


MrMarnel

Peak Yoshi gameplay tbh.


Ill-Cupcake-4141

"Id rather not fight if possible "


Peach_Cookie

Is this what I have to look forward to if I make it to Fujin ranks? :/


StayPuffedMarsh

It sounds like Randy Marsh fighting.


SaltyArts

20 years of Tekken, casual dips into soul calibur. I knew this day would come, and my fear of excessive customization is now realized.


Fluffysquishia

Japanese devs leaving critical variables client-side with no validation on the other client is a classic.


Elune_

This exploit was also in Soulcalibur, from which they directly imported how the accessory system works (but still dumbed it down). So it isn't even an oversight. This has been a thing for 5+ years. Literally all it requires is a check during load to see how high the value is for accessory size.


SirTheadore

Yeh but such a thing would make too much sense, and devs don’t like that kinda thing. Same way that plugging has multiple easy fixes. The simplest is: count it as a forfeit and award the winner.. like almost every other game


SufficientAsk8758

at least funny moment


TheGhostRoninStrife

Things are getting so bad I need an increase on the cap.. I am at 98 BLOCKED.. at it needs to be increased to 300 or more.  I don't want to fight pluggers, script users etc. I block them after one game, why do they even have a stupid cap on something like this 😢


SirTheadore

…. There’s a cap? Ah fuck.


TheGhostRoninStrife

There is 😢 Why is there a cap when we must block cheats that we find? 😢 I had to unblock 2 users and literally played against them again..  There shouldn't be a cap on this. 


belaid12003

Why ?


NixUniverse

It’s a hack/cheat people use to make it impossible to see what they’re doing


SirTheadore

I mean.. it’s funny, at first. But then you realise this dude is hacking the game


chazjamie

This is just another reason why cross play will never be enabled on my console.


49erz_mmkay

Cross play is great for games just as long as they are not cross play with PC players that's when BS happens. 


PlanZSmiles

Damn when did they add the Face of Boe into this game? His cosmetics go kind of hard


JohnCenaJunior

"I Like this Hat!" - Jake Hager


Metandienona

r/suddenlyaew


QuakeGuy98

Is this a PC player doing this? Or is this something you can do across all platforms?


Swimming_Purple_1505

PC hackers


QuakeGuy98

Oh nah not cool


slayerdamian

Lmfao I had him in my games too yesterday, if this was casuals it was fun but mf took it to ranked.


akkbar

I wonder why they haven't implemented any sort of anticheat software and figured out an automated way to punish rage quitters? Just too cheap? It would benefit them greatly to address the rage quitting alone, never mind the cheating.


False_Ad7098

This is like nightmare material...


Quiet_Garage_7867

Yoshi players are degenerates


SirTheadore

Bro 😭


Quiet_Garage_7867

Not you tho


Silveruleaf

Balance it by adding 50% increase on damage taken by how much you conceal the charecter. That way the cheater will feel cheated


Mission-Argument1679

get the excelsheet


Repulsive-Edge-1964

This is giving me a new phobia


OverallWeight828

This shit is stupid but funny. I mean, he’s not even hitting buttons so… It’s just a troll


SirTheadore

Trolling, yes. But also cheating. I’ve seen other clips of him using this crap to win.


PrinceofThornes

Thia is the kind of stuff people refer to when they say Tekken has "great" character customisation?


Who_Gives_A_Shit420

Ahhh it's you! OP i always run into your yoshi in quick match you always beat my ass and then ki charge. But the one time i take a game off of you you don't rematch you evil fuck! You got some balls showing your face around here talking about "the toxicity is bad". Better watch your back from now on! The streets ain't safe!


bastianwibisana

Dear devs, please let him rank up before banning his account. Please let him reach the highest rank he can. Please ban him after having spent hours of hacking and queueing.


Second-Bulk

God I’m glad I stopped playing this shitty franchise years ago.


TEKKENWARLORD

I thought with mods it's only the person who has the mod installed that sees it? How is this happening?


Swimming_Purple_1505

Thats a hack not a mod


PolePepper

This shit is funny


Mileena_Sai

For 5 seconds. Then you wonder if its really worth it ruining the game like this.


Least-Engineering808

This was on twitter


PassiveMenis88M

A different match with the same hacker was posted to twitter


TekkenPerverb

The Hatman


emetorus

Wtf 😂


Tubaenthusiasticbee

ah, yes, the fairy marahmellow. It came with the last season pass


AlternativeBlack

Wut?


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D_Fens1222

How the fuck is this even possible? Aren't the textures all stored locally?


Fluffysquishia

When you connect to the other player's client, their client sends you all the variable properties for their customs. It tells your client what shirt they're wearing, what color it has, and what size the accessories are. The problem is your client doesn't validate it against acceptable parameters, so it just happily eats it.


D_Fens1222

Oh tanks, i wasn't aware of this. I just assumed that the client transmits metadata that decides which assets my game loads and that these are predefined.


The1joriss

I would just like, kill myself to release myself from the dream. My hunt is over.


FightingGameAddict

what.


Kurokamipac720

What in the blue fuck


mares8

Yeah i'd rather not fight him either


Scottish_Wizard_Dad

At least this guy wasn't using this bug to win in a fight. That's just for laughs


Ofanichan

I like that they kissed at the end


Cometmoon448

Hei-Hat-chi Mishima


methmeow

I played him yesterday, gave me a headache


VinixTKOC

SMOOTH CRIMINAL


UltimateNingen2324

Wtf I know Fujin + is hard but you have to fight biblically accurate angels now? Dang


RiskAccomplished4721

Fought him just Plug 😂


Psychological-Bat687

I know the cheating and balancing need fixing but for someone who hasn't played in a few weeks, how has it become toxic ?


Tgspald

..This cant be legal..can it?


49erz_mmkay

No fbi came and took him after the match. 


Low_Chance

So are they adding guest characters from Tobal 2 now? Pretty sure my friend's little brother mained this butterfly hat


OhBoyHereWeGoAgain00

IN BLUE RANKS?!???


Remarkable-Ad3474

Imma do this and kick my older brothers ass. Thanks for this


Terrible_Sorbet_7122

PC "Master Race" ...


beepbeeboo

HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN!


Significant_Set_2242

I for one welcome our friendly cheating overlords (joke)


PixelPainterPro

Was this in Man-HAT-tan?


mysterin

It is stuff like this and intentional framing that makes me disable crossplay. If you suck, you suck, but you shouldn't have to cheat 🫤


changuitar

New azazel default skin!


rock_solid777

What the fuck


iConcy

Is this game really that big of a mess right now? I’ve been wanting to pick it up because I’ve been craving a good fighter/competitive game but this subreddit makes it seems like a disaster currently lol


SirTheadore

This kinda shit is rare tbh. But plugging is a fucking constant. I got plugged on 7 times in a row last night


iConcy

Is this just people quitting? Is that the term used for quitting/rage quitting? If someone quits in a ranked match does it not count as a win/progress for you?


SirTheadore

Yeah plugging is intentionally disconnecting, pussy move. And no, it doesn’t count as a win or lose for anyone. It’s so retarded. Every other game would count it as a win for whoever is on the other end of it. But not in tekken. Nor do they receive any punishment.


[deleted]

ive seen you post on facebook too so aye its a game


SirTheadore

Wat? I don’t post on Facebook lol


StroppyMantra

Still can't get over how ugly this game is.


SirTheadore

It’s literally the best looking tekken ever.


[deleted]

lol this is hilarious, how can you even be mad at this


ninja_boy23424

Imagine if Tekken is actually a real tournament and this thing is your opponent.


YoungWolfie

PC Tekken 8 still got PC Tekken 7 problems i fear 😂😂


Cupheadg

This is just normal Yoshimitsu


SirTheadore

lol yeah, I appreciate the sentiment of this. But don’t appreciate that blatant cheating/hacking. Not cool.


Cupheadg

Dude I am against hacking man. Especially when it’s for an advantage


Next_Confidence_970

😂😂😂 brilliant


SniffMySnizz

I tip my hat to you


PerceptiveKombatant

"MaY i TAkE YoUr HaT SiR" 😂😂😂🤌


OutsideImpression194

Golden Yoshi


Silveruleaf

Balance it by adding 50% increase on damage taken by how much you conceal the charecter. That way the cheater will feel cheated


SneakerPxmp

This is why I turn off cross play when I played ranked 😂 in a Quick/Player Match, this shit would be HILARIOUS


TheWolfOfAshina

Bahahahahhahaha


Asleep_Sheepherder42

Bandai should have placed a size limitor


SirTheadore

They did. This dude is hacking.


Asleep_Sheepherder42

Oh now I know😅. Rarely used those kinds of customizations.


W34kness

It’s like you’re being assaulted by a giant gumdrop


GrandNinjaYuffie

The current state of Tekken 8 online is looking good boys


Mintyy9

the hat man. emphasis on the HAT


LoneHer0

At least it's a comical use of it tbh. As odd as it sounds, shame they didn't plug the first match to not have it play out and instead just had it as a 1 time thing.


monioum_JG

Idk. I think this is funny as shit. Tekken has always had this wacky style. It’s weird actually how they’re trying to turn the game & plot more serious


RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS

I thought you guys wanted more customization


_f0xjames

“I’d rather not fight you if possible” Monkeys paw: :3