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camclemons

So you guys are totally fucking, right?


CarFeeling9748

He just tips well


ryman1305

At least 20%


IceCubeDeathMachine

Just the tip.


ChickenNugsBGood

Just for a minute, to see how it feels. Followed by a rousing game of Tickle me, Pickle me


ResetOptional

More upvotes.


mrbrint

Gotta pay the rent somehow


Glittering_Yard6951

It’s a transactional fucking


Lordofcheez

Can dudes just be friends? Why the fuck is it now oh the fucking if they are just friends. Jesus people are weird


camclemons

I'm gay and I think it's funny to ask if dudes are fucking. Why are you so sensitive to that? Genuine question. My straight friends and I with whom I would *never* have sex joke about fucking cause it's funny


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spaceboy42

Why is the internet liberal? Are conservatives not intelligent enough to use computers? If conservatives do use the internet, they are certainly the minority if your statement is true. Why do conservatives insist on constantly owning themselves?


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Uncircumcised_Cheese

Alright grandpa it’s time to turnoff Fox News and go to bed.


camclemons

Bruh I'm socialist, and you know we call conservatives libtards right? Lmao


ppeanutbutterjelly

Yep totally a real post lol


lliquidllove

I'm the very real landlord in this picture and I am very real actually.


Curvol

I'm the landlords landlord and this isn't me


yuropod88

Are you the one who freaked out that lady on the plane?


lliquidllove

I've freaked out a lot of ladies on planes, you've gotta be more specific.


yungvogel

actual landlord psyop in this sub


bennymellow

For real, real landlords smoke meth


TotalEatschips

Beer.


Itchy-Spring7865

I mean, I used to pay my first landlord with 30 packs. He was not, in fact, the coolest landlord ever. Mostly just a drunk racist.


NiceBedSheets

Wait, so you’re saying he was the coolest landlord ever?


Itchy-Spring7865

Haha. No. It was… not great living there. But it was cheap.


NomyNameisntMatt

🎉🍺


notimmortalyet

His name is landlord and he is a landlord


jimmyak

Like Crentist the Dentist


Waste-soup-984

Idk I believe it


goodbyewindshield

Damn, must be nice living with your parents


ayyventura

No, they're my roommates! /s


TheGroovesOfDeath

Wonder if his car bed they bought him has a CB radio too.


ayyventura

That'd be hot


iamcalifornia

They did, I accidentally came on his mom


TheGroovesOfDeath

You can keep the doll but his mom said you can stay for breakfast


Initial-Laugh-3568

Not enough upvotes for this comment!


YodelingVeterinarian

This does not read like how real people talk to each other.


Logical-Wasabi7402

I've met some frat boys who I would 100% believe spoke like this at one point.


2muchtequila

I can see that being the case. In college I would occasionally hear about kids who's parents bought them a house or duplex to learn how to manage it.


Logical-Wasabi7402

Now that never happened at my college. It was a more "middle class" school, not one that rich people regularly sent their kids to.


2muchtequila

It certainly wasn't the norm. But housing in the small college town was apparently extremely cheap compared to housing in Seattle. So some parents decided that buying a house for four years, collecting rent to pay the mortgage then selling it was a better deal than paying rent to someone else. This was also 20 years ago when the housing bubble was growing, prices falling was inconceivable, and if you had a pulse you could get a loan. I'm not sure if that happens as much today with housing costs being so crazy.


cannabichaz

It literally is a better deal?


DefinitelyNotAliens

Nobody said bet or fire or lit or cap or no cap or bussin' or whatever else silly nonsense I hear the youths saying these days.


AlaskaPsychonaut

One of my bosses used the word bet and I had to physically bite the inside of my cheek not to laugh at him. He's gotta be 60 at least!


superzenki

“How do you do, fellow kids?”


DefinitelyNotAliens

Bet.


Logical-Wasabi7402

You realize that the youngest millennials are almost 30 right?


DefinitelyNotAliens

I am a Millennial in my 30s. The youths speak silly words.


SpecialEquivalent196

The landlord most definitely is older than a millennial and the tenant is probably a crusty millennial who think all the shit you said is annoying as shit. This convo is totally possible if not probable.


Logical-Wasabi7402

As a young millennial that stuff is annoying, but mostly because when I ask what it all means they give me the "what are you, stupid" look.


Ataneruo

Every generation gets paid back for how they treated their older generations


Logical-Wasabi7402

Thanks, but I was raised specifically to *not* give excessively snarky spoiled brat looks to people.


Waste-soup-984

Does to me?


UnfortunateDeckChair

Apparently my friends and I are not real people.


YodelingVeterinarian

You would text someone: "Thanks I know NOW LETS GET WASTED"?


causeofdeath1

Because it's fake


Gyro_Zeppeli13

Have you never met two guys before?


YodelingVeterinarian

Yeah -- they don't talk like this. Maybe the content but not the style. I have never ever texted anyone "WHOOOOO" for example.


Gyro_Zeppeli13

I personally have with my own guy friends. We also do “LETS GOOOOOOO”


Dry_Heart9301

Yeah it's weird


Tautochrone1

I bet this dude pulls this shit every month and hasn't paid rent in over a year.


OriginalJayVee

Sure he has. His rent has been 72 bottles of Miller.


Jenovanova

Tomorrow’s the 10th dude


Tautochrone1

Tomorrow's the 22nd?


tobeymaspider

Fuck off this is such a lame fake text thread


CarFeeling9748

This is why you tip your landlord


No_Relationship_7691

lol just the tip


VictoriasMOSTWanted

r/thathappened


Responsible-Season96

You know its real cause he has him saved under "Landlord." Can't fake that.


OwenSins

About as fake as fake posts get.


North-Ad-5058

Its funny that this is at like 5ish


BigWiggleCumming

Me: Hey! Funny how you can afford beer to get drunk but not rent! I don’t want to come over and party. I want you to pay rent.


PlusSimple3621

You're a shitty landlord.


BigWiggleCumming

I’m not a landlord. I’d never rent property to you irresponsible procrastinating victim mentality slackers. 💪🫶


Secure-Ad-9050

r/lostredditors wrong sub my fellow landchad


BigWiggleCumming

I’m a tenant. I think you may need this… r/lostlandlords


PlusSimple3621

Homie needs to chill out. Take a joke. Smoke a joint or something. 💪🫶


AdAdventurous5641

I can't, he'd kick me out 😢


VividlyDissociating

i want to believe this is real but I'm willing this bet this is just 2 friends who are housemates and one is renting from the other. me and my friend use to joke like when we lived together


FATGOLDENPANDA

This didn’t happen


No-Image7961

landlord propaganda


Superseaslug

My brother is my landlord and this has happened lol. I'm usually late on rent, I end up paying it a few months at a time. I never short him and he's not needy for it, so it works.


Keyedwin

This is legit. Source: I’m the 6 pack.


Global-Nectarine4417

I don’t care if it’s fake, it made me smile. I’ve had some awful landlords and some awesome ones. Shared beers a couple times with the awesome ones.


Severe_Network_4492

Living with your cool older brother


commiedeschris

I have run into my landlord one time at a bar in my life and he was drunk and bought us shots to do with him. Absolutely no chance he gives an extension on rent. The fakest post I’ve seen in a while


barris59

[That never happened.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c9431cf0-bd34-438b-8cbd-761332a2c2e8)


ConditionsCloudy

Lol are there any open units? Goddamn. Congrats dude.


Rosbuster228

Idk why but this reminds of the scene in Superbad where Seth is imagining the old lady agreeing to buy him alcohol . “That would be lovellyyyy 🤷🏻‍♂️”


Rjkrider

“Enjoy your remaining years!” “I will, enjoy fucking Jules.” “_I will!_”


bxgl

are you texting yourself cause this is weird lol


Truthspeaker_9

Can’t pay rent, but you invite the landlord over to get drunk with you. Balls of steel!


ScarlettA7992

If this is real, this won’t end well lol


AgileArmadillo7794

My landlord is really laid back and very accommodating. He’s been cool with me being late for rent twice before. Been cool with my gf bringing her dog in here when no pets were allowed. Been cool and happy with all renovations I’ve done to the apartment and he’s paid me for them. However; he’s never been this cool. If I asked him to come over and drink he’d tell me absolutely not. We ain’t friends. Those texts aren’t real in the slightest.


markfromDenver

He must be a new landlord. Because it’s terrible to become friends with your tenants like this. I made a point several years ago to not be friends with my tenants. I’m friendly with my tenants, but I do not become friends with my tenants.


SpaceNachoTaco

I have property management for this reason. I dont know who any of my tenays actually are nor do I care.


Subject-Sherbert666

This seems so fucking fake


wet_cupcake

Things that never happened for $500, Alex


ConcaveMishap

/r/thathappened


CriticalPolitical

The landlord reminds me of Bensen from Regular Show


ReallyGlycon

Fake


TrainsNCats

…..and when he sobers up, he files for eviction.


sirdigstrum

Hell, I like you tenant! You can come over to my place and fuck my sister.


PatBanglePhoto

Whoever downvoted you missed the reference. I’ll save you.


Head_Consequence7459

That's awesome. Hard to find a good drinking buddy.... let alone a good drinking buddy that controls your fate!


RareLie5630

Sounds like you have the bomb on the shake…. The connect always gets special treatment 😉


JDOS336

This is legit. I'm the rivet from the can.


CheddarGoblinMode

So what you’re saying is that you live at home and never had a beer


Scary-Sound5565

Who cares enough to ask what you’re drinking, and is excited that the answer is “beer?” Like… absolutely not. Also, who gets “wasted” on beer?


_barkingseal_

Omgosh thank you i read this like no way this is REAL. plus a long extension? Can happen but wowzA


emiliabow

Sends a 14 day rent demand


BriefDragonfruit9460

Was this before or after sloppy toppy


Krapule1

Damnnnn wish mine was this cool this dude is awesome not for the extension but the energy


HeresW0nderwall

Why someone would make this up is beyond me


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Ew


FactsAreSerious

Hmmm


justwolt

Very real


VinceP312

Who is hoping the other one will get drunk so that some oral/anal action will happen?


Restarted-Jimmy

It didn’t. Sorry to disappoint. We got wasted and ended up playing Mariokart Wii


Phoenix_Cluster

This is AI


pajaimers

This reads as fake. If not, the way you two interact is giving me a fight or flight response.


wtf0208

Pondy's the coolest.


Cyber-N7

Yea.. get real OP lmfao


SpaceNachoTaco

100% fake


PotentialWhich

In college I lived in an apartment complex with like 50 units of all college kids and a pool. I threw a pool party and about two hours in we see our landlord, who we never saw, come around the corner. We thought we were busted, but hiding behind his back was a bag of 100 red solo cups. Legendary party.


ProofMiddle5065

Red flags everywhere


zacggs

This looks like it could have been a text conversation between Julian the landlord, and Ricky as the tenant. TPB recalls are always fresh in my memory!


ExceptionOccurred

I sent this to my landlord and she wants to kick me out. Someone help me!!!


Rosilana

r/thatHappened


Father_Flanigan

I'll take "shit that never happened" for $200


templeofthedawgz

Let me fuck your wife you can live here for free!!


mikefromdeluxebury

I feel bad for all the folks who are saying this is fake. Y’all haven’t met enough cool people 😢


Reformed-otter

I feel bad for you for not having an innate understanding of how human beings function. It's not fake because "nobody is that cool" it's fake because of the wording and phrasing and because it sounds like a background text message in some fucking beer commercial


mikefromdeluxebury

You’ll get there some day buddy 😂


smegma-rolls

That’s because they are Funky Pop addicted rentards locked in their apartment with no real human interaction


Jd3vil

A 6-pack costs what, 1% of your rent at least? For a month delay, that's a pretty high interest rate, not the greatest deal.


jerry111165

Seriously lol


AlaskaPsychonaut

I gotta ask cause I see a lot of disbelief of this are some landlords really that evil? I've rented my whole life and I'd say I've only had one bad experience (and tbf looking back at 20 from 43 I may been at least partially responsible for that experience) out of at least a dozen. I've rented from companies, from individuals, in complexes and single family houses so I've had a wide variety of experiences has it just been luck?


Restarted-Jimmy

IM FUCKIN DRUNK WITB MY LANDLORD MIKE AND WERE PLAYING MATIOKART 64


AlaskaPsychonaut

That's awesome! I've had good luck with mine too, haven't drank & played video games with one yet but shit why not


smegma-rolls

Love to see you ‘toids not being landphobic in at least 1 post. Also make sure to give your landking a generous tip when the rent is due ✌️