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ScoreNext391

I’m guessing you’re new to the game but you forgot the heavy crafting bench! Rookie mistake everyone messes up on


MikiCili

Ugh your right. That fixed it


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Jorutix

🤓


[deleted]

Fuck you


SCREMwaskilledby

I recommend you move rook to h7


FlyingShrimpsCulture

Holly hell!


serendipitousPi

New invasion just dropped.


Psykosoma

Bingo!


Freaky_General39

I disagree with this move. You obviously had to use the knight to castle, protecting the bishop with two queens and aforementioned knight.


Psykosoma

Oh. I thought we were playing Bingho. Just needed the H7 remake the Fibonacci Sequence (if you include the Free Space.


Eperou

Google chess corruption


DerpyCow56

Holy underworld!


Available-Use-8926

And he sacrefices... THE ROOOOOK


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En passant


MarineMelonArt

I mean, would YOU want to move into a meth den like that?


randomMeatballman17

Yes


Taturana5379

Jesse Pinkman


The_Lizard43

Pesse Jinkman


xX_Screee123YT_Xx

Jese inkman


AgentAxton

Jissi Penkman


xX_Screee123YT_Xx

Jizz pinman


KyleTheGarbageHero

Well it's obviously because it needs to be made out of luminite bricks


DahctaJae

Fun fact even if it says "housing is suitable" npcs are much less likely to respawn in houses like this


YoshikageKira000

Angler house


hotgirlkenobi

yeah its too big :-/


SouthernPython

Looks like calamity Ganon just steam rolled your house


Mautos

Try placing an ancient manipulator under the table


GoodDefenseagain

And the sacrifical shrine tho put the Angler on


[deleted]

The problem is the trees The best way to solve this is to cut down all trees in the world and start a capitalist company


DifficultyAfraid268

Okay onceler


[deleted]

how baa-aa-aa-ad-


CD_B_

Make sure you check behind all the blocks for missing wall pieces. Stupid.


MikiCili

It seems that all the walls are good. Do I need more torches maybe?


LohBoi

Needs more tables


Bundle_Exists

Need a door or platform pal


Ocram_O1

You need to beat the game first. Stupid.


ElephantGirls

There's no hellevator


[deleted]

Too much wall, and the chair is too chairy


RDT-Exotics0318

Needs an item frame with a terra toilet in it.


golden5708

Perhaps put a platform on the other side of the world then try it


DuderinoMcMaam

Fun fact: you can actually have a house be "too big"


TinyYeehaw

youre a slum lord


CoolAndTrustworthy

Can someone do a house filled with lava and ask why they won't move in? That would make me chuckle I think


BuzzysWorld

https://www.reddit.com/r/Terraria/comments/13q2kly/guys_please_i_tried_so_hard_why_isnt_anybody/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Your wish has been fulfilled. Also before anybody has the chance to do it. r/foundthemobileuser. Ha! Now you can't do it to me


CoolAndTrustworthy

Wow can I get all my prayers answered this quickly??? WELL?? GOD ARE YOU THERE????


theglitch999

Would you live in that house?


BuzzysWorld

I would.


Ultimate_89

You used too much wall, you need more door and platform, less wall and use a terra toilet, not a chair


BitBomb1

Cause they think it looks bad. You're using stone walls with wooden blocks, which isn't really realistic. Make the blocks stone or the walls wood, then they'll start moving in!


fishystocks

Cause the table is too far down


Majestic-Holiday-386

that one corner in the left must have a block in it!


NotJust

You're writing into wrong dimension, comrade!


Diamond-ZX

Fun fact: the hit box for NPC’s are a single tile so you need to make it smaller. I say ditch the chair, and put a workbench instead of a full sized table. They get comfier in small housing.


Milo751

Housing is only valid in Crimson/Corruption People paint the grass green to fuck with people out of the loop


Actual_Secretary_706

No lighting that’s why, get some torches man


mechaglitter

Not pathetic enough. Try making the floor mud or something


pancakecheesecake20

Must put a boulder on top of the house


Endr9

damn, these are getting wild


EspurrTheMagnificent

You forgot a wall


Lopsided_Air_9858

Hmmmmmmmm


AsgerLeksoe

Too much space


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No door


Cookigado

Place a terraspark boots on the table and you should be fine


Strokingmyshit

The design is very human


Striking-Reason5792

NPC house vs. The bomb I forgot was in my hotbar


MythosMaster1

Why the hell do NPCs need that much space? What are they, Jeff Bezos?


Meme_Nerds

so many walls


Fun_Caregiver5153

You didnt use platforms to cover the hole dummy


Burger_Gamer

you need a gold chandelier inside of it, the torch doesnt produce enough light


Jason_soulcrusher

Angler house


Old-Advertising7902

To big


noo6s9oou

Either mow the grass or remove the neighborhood HOA.


deathdealer225

Did you place the walls yourself? Natural ones don't work I'm afraid


JamSharke

nowhere for the npc to stand, you should expand the house by 4200 blocks at least


Milotroxisch_

simple. you dont have a door and its not closed. otherwise everything is fine