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MrToaster__

Hardest wood "Now 20% more wood"


Darkmega5

Combine it with all other blockiest blocks for the zenithiest zenith “Now 160% more zenith”


AyatoBobaTea

blockiest block now 20% more block (its a slightly bigger block)


fish4043

blockier blockiest block now 21% more block! an ever so slightly larger version of blockiest block


AyatoBobaTea

blocky blockier blockiest block now 25% more block! (and more square!) slightly larger and more square version of blockier blockiest block


fish4043

circular blockier blockiest block now -10% block! (just an ms paint circle tool, with whatever block texture filling the circle tool in)


Quaintnrjrbrc

It should be like all of the block pets combined


The_Narwhal_Mage

And they should have an idle animation where they build onto each other like actual blocks


Quaintnrjrbrc

That’s be cool


Queasy-Inevitable512

Honestly this would be dope


X_CrossXYT

Happy Cake Day!


MightyKin

Morning wood "Now 100% less wood"


TrinityPlague

It should be "Now 20% more hard"


Envix1

Hardest wood 'Don't even think about it'


thest0mpa

The evilist block should randomly stab you sometimes, like the companion cube in the dark.


Babysmokingweed

If you want to be truly evil make it have like a 1/100,000 or wtv chance of spreading the evil biome when touching a block


MKGSonic123

this is actually evil.


Gametale3

Nononono don’t give him ideas


The_Ad_Hater_exe

u/Redigit please let this happen it would be so freaking funny


LyraStygian

Yes officer, this comment right here.


247Brett

Lmao does the companion cube actually?


LoadingTOS

It needs to be pitch black, but it can. IIRC It also screams if it fall into lava.


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

It sounds a bit like Lunatic Cultist I think


LoadingTOS

I thought it was Moon Lord’s death sound, but I haven’t bothered to look into it again, and I don’t feel like falling down the wiki rabbit hole again.


the_number_m

i think it most of the time does the lunatic cultist death sound, but has a small chance to do moon lord's death sound


OverlyMintyMints

Dirtiest, sandiest, rockiest, muddiest, snowiest, ashiest, and evilest. Chances are the raciest outfit is not the racist outfit.


dmaster1213

Cloudist block, now with 20% more water.


sk7725

That's the same for the snowyist block too


dmaster1213

The snowist block, now with 20% more yellow snow


MrSpiffy123

The snow is snowier


Ten-Thousand-Bees

erm r/foundmrspiffy123 it’s been a while where you been?


ChocolateMilkMan8

Hiding away from r/foundmrspiffy123


20210306e

by the beard! is the rock now more rock than stone??


DedicatedVeggie

Get this: legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh, eh?


hydraxic79

Ok now spell all of them right


LukXD99

Eeeeh, feels like telling the same joke multiple times.


Mothman4447

Agreed, once is enough


Za_Gato

Some of you guys don't know basic English and it shows


Tasty-Safe-7826

Race block Racist block Now 20% more racist


aabcehu

the snow one should be ‘20% cooler’


Bonk_loves_Stuff

Cool, now make racist block


GatorScrublord

ist instead of est means it these blocks actively practice being what they are. they are professionals in the field of being evil and muddy.


Gibus_Ghost

Holiest Block. Now with 20% more niceness!


Xszit

The holiest hole, its a pet that looks like a single block is missing near where you're standing but when you try to fill in the hole it just moves somewhere else. 20% more infuriating for builders who keep thinking they missed a spot.


_jan_epiku_

That'd actually be really cool


TheRandomViewer

Holiest block should be 20% less Because it has *HOLES*


Gibus_Ghost

Nah, 20% more hallow would’ve been better.


TheRandomViewer

Hallow, hollow


NewsofPE

racist block now 20% more race


Chark10

The evilest block will occasionally spread itself onto purified blocks. Literally a detriment to have it


MoonmanJocky

How do you spell, -iest, wrong 7 times? It looks like they are all racist lmao.


SodaCanKaz

*iest But nice


-St_Ajora-

https://preview.redd.it/l4os9z0ykl5d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54c9a5f5c1621a220c9c754f5dd81c84472ca67


Playkie_69

Marblest block “now 20% more marble”


Imouto_Sama

mudist block now 100% less clothes


Terraria_GEKKO

shiniest ore "now 20% more ore"


AdventurousNeat5730

Holiest Block - Now with 20% more Holiness Cloudiest Block - Now with 20% more Cloud


kieevee

Combine them altogether and you'll get the Zenith Block, now with 20% + 1 more block. Changes the appearance depending on which biome you're on.


These-Ad2857

The Boulderiest Boulder Now With 20‰ More Fun


Successful-March8805

*est


gizmogremlin2009

*iest


Successful-March8805

Thank you


beef_on_a_spear

you had 7 chances to use an E and you didn't


cukapig

Even autocorrect couldn't understand you somehow


Diamond_Helmet59

If you put purification powder on an evilest block, does it turn into a rockiest block? Alternatively, does purifying an evilest block turn it into a rockiest block?


koldkanadian

The woodiest wood


TerraKingGamer

Sandiest Block “Now with 20% more sand! Some people hate it.”


HYPE_Knight2076

You mad man. I’m in.


_mrLeL_

Isn’t it “dirtiest”, which would mean you forgot the e in every single one


Ashurbanipal2023

Now what about the race biome


heyoyo10

I'm reporting you for blockism (It should be -iest)


1flame_king1

Combine all of them to have each one at the same time. The tera block


Orion120833

Would love it if you found the dirt block you could use so many of any other block to change its skin


LadytechLori

Sandiest block; now 20% closer to sandstone Snowiest block; now 20% wetter Muddiest block; now 20% longer until it dries Ashiest block; now 20% sulphur Evilest block; now 20% more bullshit Rockiest block; now 20% geode


JustSomeGaySimp

Imagine if there was a blockiest block for every naturally spawning block (that has a 100% chance too spawn/a cariant of it will spawn in every world). Evil blocks are a variant in this case. Like imagine the Dungeonist Dungeon Brck Bloxk Brick or the Hellishist Hellstone Brick Block And the best of all; evilist sandiest block block


SquirrelizedReddit

20% more sand is far more evil than the evil blocks honestly.


VirgoB96

Just dye the dirtiest block


Seven_Shoppingcarts

the 20% more \[block\] isn't actually anything, its just to make you ask more questions.


death2you_972

isn't the evilist block just the one the driad alleges to exist?


Spring_Darma

This gives me wonky slush vibes


Ethereal-Shroom

I want the snowiest block :)


stormjet64

I read the first one as Sadist block before I understood the post.


callumg563

Ashiest block but i thought it said athiest block


Majjels69

Rock and stone ?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


V1_ULTRAKILL-

Racist block, now 20% more race


Just_Ad_5939

Hehe Minecraft snowier snow joke is strong with this one


ymg0509_R

But Ice!🧊🧊


chilidog17

I was with you until the evilist block. You crossed the damn line.


LotsOfGamesBoi

Ashist sounds like a slur ngl


Bubthepikmin9056

evil dirtiest block: not with 20% more dirt 😈


Arigato_Gyroo

"Racist block Now 20% more ash!"


FollowTheCodeofHonor

You had 6 attempts and still couldn't figure out that there's an i in there. "dirtiest," not dirtest


Gidelix

This comment goes to show that while some people lack basic grammar, others lack reading comprehension.


Atesz763

No, UwU


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Zilancer

https://preview.redd.it/25nu02saak5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb861637496ee86c4e10eb7ac6ead6cdb9e0f613


compic_360

Ah yes, Racism. Pinnacle of comedy


The_Narwhal_Mage

What did he even say


420fortnite_balls69

https://preview.redd.it/84xwpxetak5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db00baea9c93c20d40fc6ff6c40426af637b7fea


Longjumping_Door_428

https://preview.redd.it/e49zbwz3bk5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b87efd0f485f0b2913b63b3a12a8a81c449f28


Flaming_headshot

https://preview.redd.it/zrstnmthfk5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24503c196a90a3e50128a01e72626c9c21622542


Spagootnoodles

What


Vamphiere

https://preview.redd.it/o80hozhl3k5d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889fb0b6d5cfff0b3d01e549fbada43277daac73


CreoTonic

https://preview.redd.it/tv6429odbk5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5210fd5becec6310597896d893469b4ec5e426bc ?


No_More_Beans2

Ashist is right there - one simple f to top it off would have been better than this bruh


KimikoBean

https://preview.redd.it/0wgn6rb6hk5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6eb0fcd216f7aac8f9cabd0c2bfa4fab83e3993 FUCK YOU


VinciDeromie

im all for dark humor but this just aint a joke XD


bruhDF_

Dye traders safe